alle hüpfen auf und nieder und alle häschen singen laut dieses lied
jay, jay, j-j-j-jay
heute ist bunny party^_^
jay, jay, j-j-j-jay
wir hüpfen zum beat
jay, jay, j-j-j-jay
heute ist bunny party^_^
jay, jay, j-j-j-jay
wir singen das lied
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Gween Tea
How much green tea does /jp/ consume? I recently started to get more into it though I normally drink black, however this Jade Dragon tea I got from a relative has been exquisite and is making me rethink my usual habits.
Are there any tips for brewing it just right /jp/ can share?
R:0 / I:0 told you all them bitches love mudkips
R:4 / I:2 I just bit... this... shab?
R:39 / I:26 Why is Tenshi so god damn flat?
R:25 / I:11
Nareko Michigami
The egypthu who take the world by storm
R:1 / I:1 CHEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!
R:10 / I:6 キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:3 / I:0 heh
R:149 / I:89 What do you feel when you see this image? What are the philosophical implications of it? What does it say about humanity? Of our present and future? Can we learn from it?
R:9 / I:2 キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:20 / I:11 It's Alice from the legendary Touhou series! Come and say hi to her, /jp/!
R:3 / I:1 Your only true rival is yourself.
Because everyone else is a slow piece of shit.
R:26 / I:17 many men risked her lives for her
R:3 / I:3 *sip*
R:9 / I:3 キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
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Touhous with Boobs
Post some boobhus~
R:16 / I:6 I used to think kigurumi was weird u til the anime con where I fucked one in the men’s room.
I was fucking this tiny little petite Megumin and after about a minute or two I couldn’t take it any longer and I shot my load in her butt. However, I didn’t go limp so I kept going, but fucking her harder until she was moaning in near agony and ecstasy. Eventually I nutted a second time and pulled out and I had destroyed her ass.
I have never had sex like that with a normal girl.
Don’t know it until you have tried it
R:42 / I:21 have you seen any funny MMDs lately?
i want to see them
R:25 / I:18 キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:110 / I:78
The original creators from Hackedchan, presents
The Sitting Reimu Project
R:12 / I:6 Do you enjoy sports, /jp/? Whether partaking in its activities or just watching them
I enter /maho/ discussions with opinionated stances, but all the topics that are discussed at /maho/ are exactly the ones I'm tech illiterate about.
R:3 / I:1 キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:36 / I:25 Why do you like Green 2hus?
R:3 / I:1 The two tone demon strikes again
R:7 / I:3 https://archive.is/N11TV ¥ yellow column journalist with no education of relevance whatsoever discovers biophotonics and freaks the hell out - the article Maybe those dumb STEM nerds will finally learn how infrared works thanks to this, huh?
R:25 / I:15 Remember to celebrate mothers day, /jp/!
R:15 / I:6 Hey /jp/! What you doing today? Tell me!
R:75 / I:60
Reiuji Utsuho
I love Okuu!
R:13 / I:4 TEWI JOCKY ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE JAY HEHEHE
R:9 / I:9 Seagulls are crying Sun rises, brightens the room I shall now slumber
R:9 / I:2 She deserved the beatings and implied rape
R:9 / I:5 i like touhus touhous
R:0 / I:0 キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:5 / I:2 Silly /jp/ trying to sneak in more jambalaya into their tummies.
R:22 / I:6 キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:14 / I:6 Having a soft cushioned bottom mousepad is one of the best investments you can make for your health. It's much healthier to repeatedly bash your wrist/hand against that than on, or on the edge of, your desk.
R:2 / I:2 キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:17 / I:11 Are you team FUNDOSHI or team BLOOMERS?
R:17 / I:5 Why is the site filled with effeminate homosexuals
R:4 / I:1 Have you seen Shoushimin Series? The first season was a little too mundane for my taste, but with the second season I think it really came into its own both commercially and artistically. I think their undisputed masterpiece is the arson arc, a plotline so intriguing most people probably don't even pay attention to the relationship-building. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of abnormality and the impossibility of integrating with the norms, it's also a personal statement about Shoushimin themselves!
Hey, Kobato-kun!
R:7 / I:0 What's the deal with Pringles? It's weird to see them pop up in Japanese stuff. It even has over 200 hits on danbooru.
R:5 / I:4 ¥So how was your nap?
R:45 / I:20 I think Youmu was how I realized that I have a irrational attraction to bob-cuts. Specially when the bangs look like there cut a bit at the ends/have blunt ends like she's sometimes drawn. Very irrational thing to arouse someone but that's how I feel.
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Luv me 'mu
Everyone's favorite shrine maiden! YOUKAI NOT WELCOME HUMANS ONLY, OKAY?
R:7 / I:2 hikkiNEET that barely leaves the house here ran out of milk so I went to the grocery store to buy some, they were out and I asked the cashier if she got milk and she squeezed her boobs and replied "no" and got all giggly
WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE? was she flirting with me or just having a giggle because I look retarded? what the fuck
R:5 / I:0 god i wish that were me
R:4 / I:3 Miku's more of a /jp/ while Teto's definitely a /qa/
R:7 / I:6 お金
R:6 / I:3 stupid dog
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Yuyu!
post yuyuko! She's so cute and soft!
R:56 / I:39 i am going to kill the fuck out of shou once i get home
R:15 / I:7 I'm thinking of dipping my feet into politics. The first order of campaigning would be based upon rounding up all the restrictive norms who feel it's their right to trample over the hikki and stampede over the pleasures of this world. The ones who feel secure from their positions of power or acquired safety nets. Who think themselves untouchable yet they can order or request the misfortune of those around them at any moments notice. We round them all up and slaughter them for animal feed that'll be used to provide a boon towards nature. Then we alter targeting in war to make targeting political leadership a priority before military targets. Any leaders who disagree are killed first.
R:81 / I:46 Where's the yuri board ?
R:7 / I:3 What's the best place for vtuber rrats??
R:28 / I:19 A good, proper, not-worthless post should never exceed three sentences. If your point has a merit, it should be concise enough as well, without needless details that stray into blogpost territory or projecting additional context that wasn't there to begin with. Why three, instead of one or two, you ask?
R:42 / I:18 How much time do the residents of Gensokyo put into their outfits? It seems like everyone's quite fashionable.
R:12 / I:5 here's your burg dude
R:70 / I:58
Tengu
Come talk about why they're the best Youkai in Gensokyo.
R:14 / I:13 Let's dance. Put on your red shoes and dance the blues.
R:17 / I:7 I have violent suicidal thoughts every day. Things just keep getting worse and worse for me.
R:53 / I:32 I can't believe I know imageboards for half my life. Being an eternal newfag means I still would have heard about imageboards from second-hand sources (the type of people who treat this as a joke or platform for spreading hatred) but maybe I wouldn't have become a perma NEET. I do feel sorry about missing out on the internet when it was actually magical, but then again it's my fault for not trying to use more than a dozen websites daily(but I would love if search engines weren't censored garbage). Imageboards used to be chaotic and disturbing yet the right place for lost individuals.
R:59 / I:30 VTubers are /jp/ culture
R:23 / I:6 Why on earth has most of humanity adopted one of the most inefficient systems for one of their most important everyday activities and everyone is fine with it?
It's literally a proven scientific fact that people poop better when squatting and yet EVERY TOILET seems to be made with the intention of sitting and to make matters worse it's a pain and potentially dangerous to squat on them even if you wanted to adjust your defecation position. At least in Asia they used to have more natural toiletries that were built for the natural poop loosing form, but now many residences and new constructions are outfitted with this demonic shart straining device. Is there any hope for humanity to reverse course and make devices that better adjust to a healthy crap satisfaction lifestyle?
R:26 / I:13 What's your favorite 2hu ship?
R:14 / I:4 キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
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/jp/ drawing requests
In hope of not spreading myself too thin, I am making this thread here. Give me and other local artists your /jp/ related requests. I reserve the right to not draw every idea, some may be held off to be combined with other ideas later, so do not panic or complain if I skip yours. Low quality requests like begging for yuri, NTR, or other shit ideas will be ignored.
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Do you know how polls work?
?Yes ?No Submit [View Results]
R:12 / I:1 Touhou 20: Reimu oppresses other religions... again
R:4 / I:1 The kissu mating call
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R:8 / I:4 We're gonna slaughter the norms and devour their flesh
R:2 / I:1 キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:11 / I:3
SAGE
SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE
R:5 / I:1 *flops*
R:3 / I:0 >jp
R:5 / I:3
MythBusters
Silica gel doesn't get on fire when wet
R:10 / I:5 Me when filthy MEN post in my cute girls website
R:9 / I:3 I was looking for something on an old external hard drive and found this photo. In 2012 on August 11 I made a cake to celebrate the occasion and posted a photo of it on 4/jp/. I remember being unable to finish the whole thing myself over the course of a week or so and having to give the rest to the birds.
R:4 / I:4 ¡AYAYAYAYAYA! GOOD HEAVENS /JP/ LOOK AT THE DATE IT'S CINCO DE MAYO
R:7 / I:7 It began with the forging of the great horseshoes of power...
R:20 / I:5 Do you otoMAD?
R:5 / I:2 /qa/ > /jp/ You know it's true!
R:13 / I:7 キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:7 / I:3 キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:10 / I:3 >/jp/
R:35 / I:19 キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:10 / I:8 WE'LL TRY, TO STAY BLIND TO THE HOPE AND FEAR OUTSIDE HEY CHILD, STAY WILDER THAN THE WIND, AND BLOW ME IN TO CRY WHO DO YOU NEED WHO DO YOU LOVE WHEN YOU COME UNDONE
R:17 / I:9 I have a giant tuna. Your argument is invalid.
R:9 / I:3 SNOOOOOF
R:14 / I:13 Why are you staring at me with those hungry eyes, mister?
R:3 / I:3 キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:10 / I:4 Dr. Kissu, I'm CCO.
R:20 / I:10 shabs when they see my ween
R:1 / I:1 Wait a minute...
R:18 / I:10 Stop being nice to each other! This will never turn into a real imageboard at this rate! Start an argument! Call someone a nigger!
R:4 / I:1 キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:4 / I:1 キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
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R:10 / I:6 Munchkin Squad
R:3 / I:1 キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:4 / I:3 the mogu grower
R:2 / I:0 pissu
R:53 / I:35
Touhou
When did you become aware of the esoteric mysteries behind Touhou? Have you ever felt like there is something more behind the surface, aside the cool music, cute girls and strange patterns? (mandalas)
New home? Temporary refuge? What matters is having a good time together to avoid suffering.
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/jp/ the art of nap
I need more sleep and keep compounding more awake hours than I should have and it's making me incapable of anything how do I learn to nap and make up that lost time instead of just doing nothing
R:7 / I:1 CHILLNO'S TARD IMPACT REVIVAL SCHOOL EDITION
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new kingdom chapter when?
chapter 835 when? Riboku sama return when? KaryoTen death when?
R:8 / I:2 what if instead of fullmetal alchemist it was fullmetal autist
R:7 / I:2 I will put all /jp/ users into concentration camps.
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1% rule
>90% of all Anons have never made a post Waow...
R:29 / I:18
Orin Kaenbyou
The cat that paizuri's you before carting you to hell
R:4 / I:2 Void-kun strikes again.
R:8 / I:6 what do you do when a kissuboy makes this sound at you?
R:2 / I:2 Why is it okay and normal to show your chest and practice kissing and give blowjobs to your dude friends if you're a guy, but it's suddenly weird if you're a girl? Isn't that like super unfair?
R:17 / I:10 Here is an interesting DIY project you can try at home right now!
R:20 / I:11 I can't see the word cutie anymore and not translate it to cutie in my mind. Thanks, kissu.
R:8 / I:5 Four linked men just walkin' down the roadwork.
R:5 / I:2 WHAT THE FUCK IS A SHAB?! AND WHY DO YOU KEEP BITING THEM?!?
R:4 / I:2 キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:13 / I:0 You can makes threads without images? Never knew that.
R:6 / I:5 post girls I can suck their blood
R:165 / I:118 I do like Alice.
R:33 / I:13 >my only form of human contact is kissu and 4chan is this what hitting rock bottom feels like?
R:5 / I:0 when i finally create my award winning anime this will be the first op song. successive openings may also use king crimson but that is yet to be decided.
R:16 / I:11 キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:7 / I:4 Hey /jp/ want some baked potatoes? We cooked too much.