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R:6 / I:3
Always find that when I'm not feeling so good Miku can always bring a smile back to my face. She's such a great source of comfort when things are bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmvydnVTriE
R:4 / I:4
I dream of a world where you can buy inches...
R:2 / I:1
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:5 / I:4
ITS TOO FUCKING COLD
R:11 / I:6
100-1 oppai to body movement ratio
R:5 / I:3
GREAT NEWS /JP/ YOU DONT HAVE TO BE SINGLE ANYMORE
R:0 / I:0
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:6 / I:3
When you guys see 3D girls do you get repulsed when you’re able to see their faces but can be somewhat fine if it’s just their body? Or is that just me
R:72 / I:49
niggertoro
R:2 / I:0
MOU IKKAI ~ ★
R:4 / I:4
OMG LOLISKATES
R:6 / I:2
My only regret is that I didn't watch enough isekai anime...
R:12 / I:7
hop in dude
R:6 / I:4
Migu monday. Only your finest migus may apply.

https://youtu.be/epN1pLEw01g
R:2 / I:1
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:3 / I:2
Please watch anime in a bright room and stay 3 meters away from the TV while watching if you don't want to become a hobbyist otaku.
R:5 / I:4
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:2 / I:2
If you can't do this, you're not a TRUE MAN yet
R:3 / I:1
Stop being a communist, grandpa. We could have a proper civilization if you'd just embrace capital and leave the lazy to their fate.
R:4 / I:3
(*´ω`*)
R:18 / I:11
Aren’t you sleepy, P-San? Come to bed and rest!
R:3 / I:1
Hey!... uh.. /jp/... I was just wondering.. if.. uh... we could... you know...!!!! //////////
R:6 / I:4
Anime where you get to watch bitcoin crashes?
R:3 / I:0
Cake makes a cake!
R:4 / I:1
I don't know why so many people are trashing Zenshuu this season. It easily has the best, most proper shabs, and tells a fair bit of traditionally good stories without the burden of all the meta critique and trend chasing of most modern anime you're seeing these days in seasonals.
R:11 / I:6
*sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffffff*
R:1 / I:0
Uh-oh! Looks like some dork forgot the rules about not sleeping under the kotatsu!
R:21 / I:7
Thanks to the TikTok ban it's now cool to be learning JP again since all the norm kids have moved on to learning mandarin to migrate to the next Chinese brain melting app. Looks like my persistence wins again.
R:3 / I:0
Is this really going to help with your fibromyalgia?
R:4 / I:0
Why do Japanese men all have such inefficient ways of saving kids from wild rampaging trucks? You'd think they'd have developed better strats by now that can save both themselves and the kids like maybe jump tackling the kid to the other side of the road or something. But no, they all just push the kid slightly out of the way to then stand there like a deer in headlights. How come the Japanese government isn't giving out any training exercises to these people on how to save someone from oncoming traffic?
R:4 / I:2
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:2 / I:0
We've come to save /jp/
R:3 / I:2
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:3 / I:2
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
R:12 / I:5
¥ be me
¥ walking down hallway
¥ girl flashes her thighs and panties at me
¥ immediately lament the loose morals of today's youth
¥ walk away in despair at the debauchery of modern society
R:2 / I:2
It's a road we've all been down.
R:7 / I:5
>/jp/
R:10 / I:6
Could /jp/ woo their waifu?
R:4 / I:1
There's so many idols now I don't even know some of them
R:9 / I:7
Who wants to get watered desu?
R:8 / I:3
Praying for you 🕯️ O Great Mita 💝
R:2 / I:1
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:4 / I:2
*Japanese eating noises*
R:3 / I:1
Damn mesubabaa!!

Correction is needed!!!
R:3 / I:0
Niko-sama just found out what a furry is.
R:22 / I:5
>be me
> 19 year old femboy anon
> tfw no gf
> kissless, handheldless and loveless loser

anon im so tired, i just want to be luved.
R:4 / I:3
How many bites would it take a shab to get through this bread?
R:6 / I:4
>/jp/
R:5 / I:3
¥美味
R:2 / I:2
Uhhhhh, you don't get to bring friends.
R:6 / I:4
the /qa/ dinner
R:4 / I:3
Come on Peepee, your brother Poopoo was looking for you
R:9 / I:5
The spermu snake slithers out of hibernation once every 12 years, in accordance with the year of the snake, and has done so for as long as history records.

If you happen to come across the spermu, stop and let her carry on her way. Do NOT stop her under any circumstances.
R:4 / I:1
the /qa/ girl
R:4 / I:2
What is the Nash equilibrium in a game of VR Gradius?
R:13 / I:9
the shabs, they are EATING
R:3 / I:0
cat balls
R:1 / I:0
hop out dude
R:3 / I:2
Are you remembering to live the penis life every day?
R:1 / I:1
Yeah
Nanodesu
Mii, nipah~☆
Faito ooh, nipah~☆
Nipah~☆

Nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah~☆
I'm 100% nipah~☆
Nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah~☆
I'm 200% nipah~☆
Nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah~☆
Why do Yamainu hate nipah~☆?
Nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah~☆
They hate us 'cause our school club's bigga
Nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah~☆
Why you call yourself a nipah~☆?
Nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah~☆
'Cause I'm a nanodesu nipah~☆
Nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah~☆
Why you drink so much tea?
Nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah~☆
I don't drink tea; I drink red wine
'Cause I'm a nipah~☆
R:6 / I:3
I'll do whatever this guy says.
R:4 / I:1
In a world where Britain crashed into the continent to merge with Belgium, Italy conquered the Balkans by superimposing itself onto them, and the Swedish-Lithuanian dam was built to reclaim the eastern Baltic Sea... the French are still a bunch of stuck-up assholes.
R:6 / I:3
Doc, my medicine...
R:0 / I:0
>>>/qa/136514
Easiest trick to slimming down is gaming
Always forget to eat while doing it until I'm starving
R:9 / I:5
I type like this whenever I lose an argument online and have to resort to ad hominems.
R:3 / I:1
A shame nice designs like this get wasted on isekai slop
R:4 / I:2
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:5 / I:2
What d'ya think, doc?
R:22 / I:6
Remember to say "rabbit rabbit" when you wake up for a month of good luck!
(should have made this thread earlier...)
R:4 / I:1
>I like him because he knows how to farm
R:12 / I:5
I have contamination and mutants
In my brain
R:5 / I:3

HAPPY NEW YEARS

It's now the year of the snake.

Hiss hiss hiss
R:6 / I:4

Gikopoi New Year

Come celebrate new year and hangout with fellow /jp/sies in giko.

https://gikopoipoi.net/
R:3 / I:2
I can be your defender...
R:19 / I:8
2024 Kissu Year in Review:

Himari in a blanket was posted. What else happened?
R:21 / I:10

NEW YEARS STREAMMMMMM

SO FOR THE NEW YEARS YOU'RE ALL GOING TO BE HERE BECAUSE NOBODY IS GOING TO BE BUSY (YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING BE BUSY ON NEW YEARS) AND BECAUSE OF THAT WE'RE GOING TO HAVE AN AMAZING STREAM. THIS TIME AROUND I'M GOING TO BE STREAMING PROJECT A-KO, A FLIPPING AMAZING PIECE OF ANIMATION WORK WITH EXTREMELY CUTE GIRLS AND ROBOTS. IT'S THE ANIME EIZOUKEN DREAMED ABOUT. YOU ARE ENCOURAGED TO GET HAMMERED WITH US AND APPRECIATE THE MOE AND ACTION WASHING OVER YOU AS WE'RE USING THE NEWLY RELEASED AND BEAUTIFULLY RESTORED BD VERSION ( >>83306 ). I'M THINKING ABOUT STREAMING ON https://theatre.kissu.moe/kiss/yukkuri BUT SINCE IT'S NEW YEARS I'M NOT SURE IF WE'LL BE GATHERING THERE OR SOMEWHERE ON GIKOPOI WILL FIND OUT AND SAY ONCE I FIGURE IT OUT OR WE DO ITT.

LOOKING FORWARDS TO SEEING YOU THERE
R:2 / I:2
go to bed and wake up early
R:15 / I:8
https://store.steampowered.com/replay/

The numbers don't lie, were you gamer enough for /jp/ this year?
R:2 / I:0
four same numbers
R:12 / I:6
the image that changed kissu forever
R:3 / I:1
I've got everything a man could want, but I'll still not happy...
R:9 / I:2
Your mission, should you choose to accept it...
R:2 / I:0
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:4 / I:2
tubers on the tele
R:15 / I:4
Unfortunately had to play adult today with the kids and unwillingly take them to the Sonic movie because when they were talking about who would take them I felt practically forced to volunteer myself for the role of chaperone.
R:3 / I:3
MY FATHER WAS
A DRINKER
R:9 / I:2
Men have successfully avoided the draft, but at what cost?
R:9 / I:3
/jp/, upon attaining wizard powers
R:5 / I:4
I'm still surprised by how they can make girls running in a circle so incredibly hype. I really don't get why. When the animation is 2D like the movie it's gorgeous and drags me in, but even the shoddy 3D of the last season felt exciting. Sometimes the writing gets me invested in the characters, but outside of the main TV cast they kind of feel like extras doing rehashed plotlines of little consequence and I still end up rooting for somebody. Maybe there's something about going fast that is just innately appealing.
R:10 / I:6
THEY DELOLIFIED THE LOLI!



She's just a smelly hag now… Gacha games are truly the worst thing to grace this planet.
R:15 / I:6
Wishing all the /juicey pps/ a happy twink-mas!
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ❤
Also stop watching vtumors that's fucking gay.
R:22 / I:8
Accidentally opened up Gelbooru on chrome and I guess my ublock wasn’t working for some reason. Because of that I was subject to a bunch of 3DPD porn ads assaulting my eyes while just trying to get some nice pics of shabs. Literally almost puked up Christmas dinner in my mouth after that. God I hate women
R:4 / I:1
same
I too, participate in epic threads.
R:2 / I:1
ATTENTION!
R:8 / I:2
So /jp/, which tuber are you spending your Xmas with?!
R:27 / I:11
Want to play some Uno?
R:8 / I:4
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:8 / I:3
reading is for nerds
don't be a nerd
burn a book
R:7 / I:1
hittin' the mixed bath with mah /jp/ boys
R:3 / I:3

ITT: Greatest love stories ever told

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:5 / I:2
Japanese animation of a 2D British boy holding a comically large mug.
R:33 / I:12
I'll be streaming Tatami Galaxy's 11 episodes this Friday at 6PM EST over on:
https://theatre.kissu.moe/kiss/yojouhan
It's basically peak Yuasa, and deserves all the praise it gets.
R:5 / I:4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU39hQCnU6U
https://deadline.com/2024/12/box-office-sonic-the-hedgehog-3-mufasa-1236239220/

In the midst of all AAA from all media stumbling over itself trying to find its money in a burning kingdom, one company rose from the ashes to take its rightful place on the throne it had been denied so long...
R:17 / I:6
Why do toobies even retire when they can just make millions off of existing?
R:4 / I:2
SEVENTEEN
THOUSAND DOLLARS
R:14 / I:13
Post shabs who don't wear any.
R:8 / I:5
duck
R:3 / I:0
JAAN
JAKA JAAAAAAAAAAN
something something
something WAKU WAKU
R:10 / I:4
gf lost a game of CoD so now instead of having sex I have to listen to her calling people niggers all night...
R:5 / I:1
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:7 / I:1
The song that plays when I show up uninvited to the /qa/ mansion.
R:4 / I:3
Hmmm this anime has some interesting cinematography.
¥Director: Oonuma Shin
Well that explains it.
R:19 / I:12
Forsake your waifu and get a 3D gf, they're just as good.
R:11 / I:5

Value of death

Live is suffering, caused by desire.
To end the suffering, we must end desire.
R:6 / I:2
How do the Japanese go about remembering each other's names? I already struggle enough remembering the names of people in English and I can read those out pretty easily.
R:1 / I:0
I used AI to make my retarded daughter's stuffed animal sentient.
R:21 / I:10
my tummy hurts
R:14 / I:8
Bazett
R:1 / I:0
#qa is too smart for me
R:3 / I:1
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:9 / I:7
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:10 / I:6
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:1 / I:1
putting the gachaslut where it belongs
R:9 / I:5
What are the best kemonomimi? I already know my answer.
R:4 / I:1
i'm thinking of writing my own vn. the high concept is going to be "hedgehog's dilemma with tits".
i think it has the potential to be kamige.
R:4 / I:1
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:6 / I:4
Mitsuki died for this.
R:1 / I:1
shinkansen 2 shinkansen
R:5 / I:3
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:1 / I:1
absolute cinema
R:4 / I:2
I know most people were playing other games when it happened, but the new Haven and Hearth world arrived recently. I wasn't thinking too much of it myself because I was playing factorio at the time, but funnily enough I happened to see this youtube video with a bit of a clickbaity title about it, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7CAWUfhFKY. It's pretty interesting to see this relatively small game get so much attention. Makes me wonder what would happen if a bunch of people suddenly took interest since H&H is quite a scalable game the more people play it.

Although the pros would probably drive off all the noobs with their griefing.
R:24 / I:13

Komeiji Satori-sama

---{Smile}---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it

---{Looks}---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Voice}---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Arms}---
☑ Short cute and stubby
☐ Normal length
☐ Long
☐ Too long
☐ Really damn long

---{Gaming Time}---
☑ To infinity and beyond
☐ Long
☐ Average
☐ Short
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee

Final Verdict: Komeiji Satori is literally perfect in every way and is without doubt the greatest person in existence.

11/10
R:17 / I:8
>/jp/
R:17 / I:3
You've seen cool Puniru and Cute Puniru. Now get ready for a whole new combination:

Sex Puniru
R:6 / I:4
I've got to run home real quick, I'll be back in a bit, do something cool in the meantime.
R:4 / I:1
Which kamisama would you support most? This is an important surveying question.
R:3 / I:1
my favorite part of the week
R:10 / I:3
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
LET. HINAMIZAWA. BURN.
R:45 / I:18

Kissu's 6th birthday! Tsukuyomi Moon Phase streams!

It's that time again. You are cordially invited to attend the usually-but-not-always annual viewing of
Tsukuyomi Moon Phase in kissu's anonymity-supporting fork of cytube: kissu theater!
Invite your friends, too!
It will be at the standard stream time of 6PM EST (11PM UTC) on Friday 29th and then following Friday (December 6th)
It's something like 13 episodes each night, so prepare yourself!

kissu (kissu (kissu))
R:8 / I:4
Well?
R:11 / I:6
Well this is just the most bizarre disapproval I've ever witnessed
R:1 / I:0
Three words: Puniru. Kawaii. Slime.
R:3 / I:1
Hop in dude! We're going to the Kissu meetup!
R:14 / I:4
Why does English food have such a bad reputation? I've heard very little about it one way or the other until relatively recently.
R:5 / I:4
Heard there's been some mean /jp/ bullies causing a ruckus 'round here...
R:3 / I:1
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:4 / I:4
I have no internet and I must post. (´・ω・`)
R:10 / I:5
nice boobs
won't play this gacha though
R:5 / I:1
I'm Hermes
I become tamed by devouring my own wings

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