The time of Wataganashi draws near once more. /cry/ is open for the month of June, nipah~! Add it to /all/ in options as a spoiler-heavy board is hidden by default! //(⁀ᗢ⁀) \\
R:62 / I:43 It's Alice from the legendary Touhou series! Come and say hi to her, /jp/!
R:27 / I:9 I've been wearing an anime t-shirt in public for the first time yesterday. No one laughed at or spit on me. I was always too worried about what others think but I figured with almost 30 I'm too old to care now.
R:6 / I:4
hate being sick
It's that time of the year when my body somehow catches a sickness and now I get to feel like crap and be useless for a few days to a week. God I hate feeling sick, it's the absolute worst and I have no idea why despite living in this world for so long with it we can't figure out how to deal with colds.
R:31 / I:11 Teto is a fatass
R:4 / I:4 youmu kołpaku
R:6 / I:3 よしよし なでなで
R:1 / I:0 :(
R:5 / I:2 This wasn't a fun scene to watch!
It reminded me of my own long list of green murders i've committed over the years... The first couple of plants died because i was mostly just forgetting to water them regularly. After that i tried to do better for the next couple of plants only to end up watering them too much instead! Then i tried to get pretty careful about not watering too much, or to little, but they still died! The last one i got, as a gift from a relative last year, i'm not even entirely sure why it died... it did perfectly fine for the entire summer but then it just... slowly died off anyway! After some asking around it seems liked the roots started rotting away and then it just died from lack of nutrients and inability of taking up water but... how... Taking care of plants is too hard...
R:40 / I:22 This time I'm making it early so I don't forget it. *ahem* REMEMBER TO SAY RABBIT RABBIT WHEN YOU WAKE UP ON SUNDAY FOR A MONTH OF GOOD LUCK!
R:153 / I:93 What do you feel when you see this image? What are the philosophical implications of it? What does it say about humanity? Of our present and future? Can we learn from it?
R:3 / I:1 Detective Saten is on the case!
R:24 / I:12 >/jp/
R:10 / I:1 What's the deal with Pringles? It's weird to see them pop up in Japanese stuff. It even has over 200 hits on danbooru.
R:2 / I:2 >pissu
R:11 / I:7 Wish I was a JK, JK-ing around with my JK friends... going on tours, roaming around the city with no purpose in mind, eating out, just having fun in general...
R:86 / I:69
Tengu
Come talk about why they're the best Youkai in Gensokyo.
R:17 / I:8 don't mind me just making an op for this roon
R:40 / I:18
Nareko Michigami
The egypthu who take the world by storm
R:52 / I:36 Why is Tenshi so god damn flat?
R:4 / I:3 サクレブレー
R:32 / I:10
DDLC Mod my beloved
I'm gonna be so real i saw a thread about VN's and decided that i wanted to shove my favorite one down your throats :3
It's called "Return To The Portrait". No spoilers from me but play it what are you waiting for NOW /silly
R:19 / I:8 bu~rokko~ bu~rokko~ bu~rokkori!~
R:3 / I:0 what a lovely 「TETO」
R:26 / I:11 I want to go back to golden age of touhou I want to go back to late 2000's-early 2010's and stay there forever I want /jp/ to be normal again and not filled with vtuber shit and 3DPD, and touhou to be mainstream and good, and otaku culture being for otaku and not swarmed by normies Last but not least, I want to enjoy all this shit like I used to. I know I'm ranting now, this place is such a nostalgic hangout for me, but it's dying and I feel like with every passing year I'm getting further and further away from where I want to be. It's really getting unbearable.
R:116 / I:83
The original creators from Hackedchan, presents
The Sitting Reimu Project
R:46 / I:22
Gween Tea
How much green tea does /jp/ consume? I recently started to get more into it though I normally drink black, however this Jade Dragon tea I got from a relative has been exquisite and is making me rethink my usual habits.
Are there any tips for brewing it just right /jp/ can share?
R:10 / I:2 math is srs bsns don't fuck it up
R:37 / I:21 Sukusuku Hakutaku
R:5 / I:5 This must be what happens when an insatiable appetite meets an endless buffet...
I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
R:78 / I:52
WARNING
This fox has been known to enrage others.
R:10 / I:5 There's a cute girl right next to you, but you can't see her because you're too focused on your glowing rectangle.
R:3 / I:3 Very ero cute. Love this wraith.
R:25 / I:6 i did not care for k-on i did not care for azumanga daioh i did not care for hidamari sketch i did not care for gochuumon i did not care for kiniro mosaic i did not care for new game! i did not care for yuru camp i did not care for non non biyori i did not care for love live i did not care for kemono friends i did not care for flip flappers i did not care for gabriel dropout
i like yuru yuri i like milky holmes i like lucky star i like takkyuu musume i like ika musume i like pani poni dash
R:78 / I:51 i am going to kill the fuck out of shou once i get home
R:4 / I:1 Tenshi to
R:14 / I:9
k-on!
ritsu is canonically weaker than mugi
R:29 / I:16 have a swig dude
R:7 / I:4 yes i'll have a nakikan thank you very much i felt like crying for lunch today
R:5 / I:1 But then who was phone?
R:14 / I:6 Is /jp/ a fan of the maidcore aesthetic? For anyone not aware I find this a good example. Post anything can could be seen as maidcore here.
Will you date me? Breathe if yes! Recite the bible backwards in Japanese if no!
R:12 / I:5 キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:5 / I:0 They say a picture captures your soul.
R:1 / I:0 Thoughts on these feet, feetanon?
R:0 / I:0 I miss my wife, Tails. i miss her a lot. I'll be back.
..Is she taking applications.
R:25 / I:13 shabs when they see my ween
R:5 / I:4 just jo'd
R:5 / I:5 luckyhu
R:5 / I:1 >women
R:36 / I:6 Butterfly effect. This thread just killed you.
R:7 / I:2 When the ugly 3D reality intrudes into your 2D anime... ugh... so ugly....
R:7 / I:3 Is anyone here going to the Dokomi this year?
R:13 / I:8 I had messed my divine meditative state up, and so, I have lost it again. Admittedly, all I ever felt from it was cold, impersonal mockery towards me; it was another restless piece within the disorder it could neither subdue nor navigate. To lose it is no good, either. There weren't honey-laden gifts from Hades at the end of the lightless tunnel. I shall deal with the inevitable consequences there's no running away from. People build sandcastles, and call them a symbol of significance of freedom just before a tsunami levels it all down. People choose to drown, and call the choice a fate. The shadow clusters are now gathering up at the periphery of my vision, my pulse giving more clarity to their outlines with every passing second. Always stay COOL, remember your TRAINING, and, if nothing keeps you going forward, then cling to the PETTIEST HOT DAMN SPITE you can conjure from the depths of your inherent ANIMAL MACHINE spirit. PEACE OUT.
R:86 / I:66
Reiuji Utsuho
I love Okuu!
R:2 / I:2 Butterfly effect! This thread just saved your life!
R:33 / I:27
Yuyu!
post yuyuko! She's so cute and soft!
R:3 / I:1 Uso da.
R:8 / I:3 Hey, anon, wanna shove your face in my boobies and feel them shake and jiggle and suck all the milk out? I'm lactating right now.
R:4 / I:4 Guys how do we save Kagami?
R:12 / I:10 WE'LL TRY, TO STAY BLIND TO THE HOPE AND FEAR OUTSIDE HEY CHILD, STAY WILDER THAN THE WIND, AND BLOW ME IN TO CRY WHO DO YOU NEED WHO DO YOU LOVE WHEN YOU COME UNDONE
R:4 / I:2 Hey mero, My name is Meroron, and I mero every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures mero. You are everything mero in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any mero? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities mero, but you all take to a whole new level mero. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on merobook mero. Don't be a stranger mero. Just hit me with your best shot mero. I'm pretty much perfect mero. I was mascot of the football team, and starter on my idol group mero. What sports do you cheer for mero, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people" mero? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot boyfriend (He just mero me; Shit was SO mero mero). You are all mero who should just mero yourselves. Thanks for listening mero. Pic Related: It's me and my bitch mero
R:13 / I:4 キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:8 / I:3 dumb monogatard
R:46 / I:21 I think Youmu was how I realized that I have a irrational attraction to bob-cuts. Specially when the bangs look like there cut a bit at the ends/have blunt ends like she's sometimes drawn. Very irrational thing to arouse someone but that's how I feel.
R:3 / I:0 Who would win?
R:14 / I:3 She deserved the beatings and implied rape
R:29 / I:8
Anon's grave but legal offenses
I enter /maho/ discussions with opinionated stances, but all the topics that are discussed at /maho/ are exactly the ones I'm tech illiterate about.
R:1 / I:0 I'm not hungry. I'm full. Z z z z .....
R:7 / I:3 キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:30 / I:19 many men risked her lives for her
R:2 / I:0 キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:6 / I:3 I said
R:6 / I:1 If I really order someone to do something, no one can resist.
To ban me, to make me admin, any order at all.
For example, if told you to "kill all the /jp/nese", it wouldn't matter how you felt about it...
R:82 / I:46 Where's the yuri board ?
R:130 / I:81
Luv me 'mu
Everyone's favorite shrine maiden! YOUKAI NOT WELCOME HUMANS ONLY, OKAY?
R:28 / I:10 Oh hello, human. It appears I've landed in an unfortunate situation, could you help me out? I think there's a door to the other side over there maybe there's some release mechanism there.
R:14 / I:9 eat ze bugs
R:11 / I:4 boobies
R:15 / I:12
R:6 / I:4 Oyasumi, bitchass.
R:2 / I:1 Protip: when there's a lot of clout behind your creative work as it is in the current collective conscious environment, you can "waste" and "kill prematurely" any good characters for drama without engagement repercussions — because the desperate fans will just make and cling to all the fan works where the character is alive anyways; you could even double down on the opportunistic creativity and do side stories about the character before the death, or alternative universes.
R:1 / I:1 To fangs! The cause and solution to all of life's problems.
R:11 / I:5 How should I live out my isekai slow life? I've been thinking about it and I don't want people to think I'm just copying everyone else so I want to be really unique when I do it. So I was thinking that one of the things I'd do to make myself different would be to live on a farm with a super low rank power but it's level 99 so it's the strongest version of that power and it makes me farm really good and it attracts a harem that will live out my isekai slow life with me and then one of them will be a big fat chocolate elf that smothers me with her huge boobies. I think that will make me stand out to the gods.
R:4 / I:4 The moe gods have demanded a sacrifice and told me if I delay again they're going to completely drain away my nutbladder and leave me for dead. What kind of sacrifice would be suitable to ease their temper? I seriously have no idea and they won't give me any clear answer.
R:3 / I:2 Acting Manager Ponko says:
NO to immigration NO to robots and NO to peace
Support Acting Manager Ponko and put Earth first.
R:10 / I:5 How did the artist of this know what a nose was? This is breaking my suspension of disbelief.
R:12 / I:3 hikkiNEET that barely leaves the house here ran out of milk so I went to the grocery store to buy some, they were out and I asked the cashier if she got milk and she squeezed her boobs and replied "no" and got all giggly
WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE? was she flirting with me or just having a giggle because I look retarded? what the fuck
R:8 / I:3 ¥ mfw an 18 year old girl tries to talk to me
R:2 / I:1 Is this the same rabbit?
R:4 / I:3 キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:19 / I:8 I have violent suicidal thoughts every day. Things just keep getting worse and worse for me.
R:3 / I:2 Here lies Anne Shirley.
She died as she lived, with ugly read hair.
R:7 / I:1 Fun fact: you can be as much unpleasant, unwelcome, and uninformed as you want or end up being, even if zero rules are broken, even on imageboards. People who'd stop picking on you are even worse as friends.
R:4 / I:2 * WHACK *
mogu mogu mogu (* ´ ω ` *)
R:7 / I:4 ⑨
R:6 / I:4
Saddest Anime Deaths
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:26 / I:6 キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:19 / I:12 Just learned about mucus today after I experienced a miracle of having all my illness instantly lifted after I let out a big, thick glue-like green snot after days of bad fever, migrain and flu. It really is supposed to trap all the virus inside so you can easily get them out of your system, and it still fascinates me how my body feels can quickly change in response to virus' presence. I really felt like a devil just came out, unpossessed my body. All the modern medicines and recommendation to rest had convinced me that all recovery process are gradual, while all I did was drinking a lot of warm water and take a walk every morning.
R:28 / I:21 キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:5 / I:1 I like my pancakes like I like my women: extra thick.
R:43 / I:19 How much time do the residents of Gensokyo put into their outfits? It seems like everyone's quite fashionable.
R:12 / I:8 キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:1 / I:1 LOVE this ghost
R:85 / I:72
Touhous with Boobs
Post some boobhus~
R:1 / I:1 キタ───୧(`∀´)୨───!!
R:2 / I:1 The cutest!
R:29 / I:15 *SLAM*
R:5 / I:3
REMINDER
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:4 / I:3 CHEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!
R:9 / I:6 is bunni party..
alle hüpfen auf und nieder und alle häschen singen laut dieses lied
jay, jay, j-j-j-jay
heute ist bunny party^_^
jay, jay, j-j-j-jay
wir hüpfen zum beat
jay, jay, j-j-j-jay
heute ist bunny party^_^
jay, jay, j-j-j-jay
wir singen das lied
R:1 / I:0 told you all them bitches love mudkips
R:9 / I:2 キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:3 / I:1 Your only true rival is yourself.
Because everyone else is a slow piece of shit.
R:16 / I:6 I used to think kigurumi was weird u til the anime con where I fucked one in the men’s room.
I was fucking this tiny little petite Megumin and after about a minute or two I couldn’t take it any longer and I shot my load in her butt. However, I didn’t go limp so I kept going, but fucking her harder until she was moaning in near agony and ecstasy. Eventually I nutted a second time and pulled out and I had destroyed her ass.
I have never had sex like that with a normal girl.
Don’t know it until you have tried it
R:12 / I:6 Do you enjoy sports, /jp/? Whether partaking in its activities or just watching them
R:3 / I:1 キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:7 / I:3 https://archive.is/N11TV ¥ yellow column journalist with no education of relevance whatsoever discovers biophotonics and freaks the hell out - the article Maybe those dumb STEM nerds will finally learn how infrared works thanks to this, huh?
R:25 / I:15 Remember to celebrate mothers day, /jp/!
R:15 / I:6 Hey /jp/! What you doing today? Tell me!
R:13 / I:4 TEWI JOCKY ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE JAY HEHEHE
R:9 / I:9 Seagulls are crying Sun rises, brightens the room I shall now slumber
R:9 / I:5 i like touhus touhous
R:0 / I:0 キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:5 / I:2 Silly /jp/ trying to sneak in more jambalaya into their tummies.
R:14 / I:6 Having a soft cushioned bottom mousepad is one of the best investments you can make for your health. It's much healthier to repeatedly bash your wrist/hand against that than on, or on the edge of, your desk.
R:2 / I:2 キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:17 / I:11 Are you team FUNDOSHI or team BLOOMERS?
R:17 / I:5 Why is the site filled with effeminate homosexuals
R:4 / I:1 Have you seen Shoushimin Series? The first season was a little too mundane for my taste, but with the second season I think it really came into its own both commercially and artistically. I think their undisputed masterpiece is the arson arc, a plotline so intriguing most people probably don't even pay attention to the relationship-building. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of abnormality and the impossibility of integrating with the norms, it's also a personal statement about Shoushimin themselves!
Hey, Kobato-kun!
R:5 / I:4 ¥So how was your nap?
R:5 / I:0 god i wish that were me
R:4 / I:3 Miku's more of a /jp/ while Teto's definitely a /qa/