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R:34 / I:22
One for the pervs
R:7 / I:2
Imagine trying to create the perfect little girl and instead making little girls with superpowers that want to fight evildoers instead.
R:3 / I:1
friendly reminder to play geimu with your imouto more often
R:3 / I:0
oh noes teh rei has been turned into a puzzle!!!!1!
R:2 / I:0
meanwhile in /jp/ari park...
R:6 / I:4
Desu... *sigh*
R:24 / I:10
How does /jp/ deal with the g*rl menace?
R:5 / I:1
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:7 / I:1
Is it ok to fall in love with your bro if they turn into a cute kinpatsu shoujo?
R:3 / I:1
West is best.
R:5 / I:2
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:5 / I:0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMDsPuCyPwY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz6eaSA-LrY

So they rebroadcasted Code Geass with 2 new OPs, what does /jp/ think of them? Personally, I prefer Colors.
R:1 / I:0
Meanwhile, at the Scarlet Devil Mansion...
R:6 / I:2
what if you were the lucky kissu foot pervert whos boss told you to draw this frame of precure
R:14 / I:3
i'm gamer, i game
R:3 / I:1
homu
R:5 / I:1
Heading out to 7-11, you want anything?
R:8 / I:3
COMPLETELY unfair that literally everyone gets a blonde loli super strong magical ultra deredere sexually active harem leader seductive royal vampire wife when they isekai EXCEPT me
R:1 / I:0
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:1 / I:0
(´・ω・`)
R:3 / I:0
These pathetic small CG creatures are a poor excuse for a sandworm... They'd be no more than a light snack for the great Shai-Hulud
R:0 / I:0
buns...
R:11 / I:4
Coyote mating season is starting. Make sure you stay safe out there. They can become quite aggressive during this time.
R:1 / I:0
>/jp/
R:0 / I:0
kissu guides: inserting p0nos into vagoo
R:12 / I:3
you might not believe it, but this is what RTS is all about
R:12 / I:3
Tell me, is your battlestation ever gonna be this cool?
R:74 / I:18
for you /jp/
R:7 / I:0
imagine...
R:0 / I:0
slowly growing boober
R:12 / I:3
i;m thinkin' bout doggy patchouli
R:4 / I:2
nuuluu
nuuuluuu
you forgot your gym shorts
R:5 / I:0
I really enjoy the taste of raw, unpasteurized milk
R:2 / I:2
Good Night, /jp/.
R:0 / I:0
>/jp/
R:7 / I:1
:x
R:14 / I:6
* flips through https://anichart.net/Winter-2022 *

Let's see... super popular show continuations, prequel for Mahouka, some sequels I don't care about, another I do, new Kirara show, fantasy stuff and romcom looking stuff, others, and wait... KYARU?!?!?!?!?!
R:5 / I:3
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:26 / I:10
she's shimakaze she's my girlfriend
R:3 / I:1
Boobers on the mind.
R:2 / I:0
THE GREAT MUSHROOM TERRORIST STRIKES AGAIN
R:12 / I:7
I started playing Friends of Mineral Town remake, but I'm not sure who I should go for. Which do you like just based on appearance and assumptions about their personality?
R:3 / I:0
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:11 / I:8
remembering you're important
R:3 / I:1

that guitar hits hard

>I discovered the 2ch netmaids through Yakui-tan's fan music
R:4 / I:2
>/jp/
R:2 / I:0
are tehy cyborbs?
R:7 / I:2
( ´-ω・)︻┻┳══━一 >>>/ec/6650
R:2 / I:0
sigh
R:1 / I:0
>/jp/
R:5 / I:1
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:12 / I:5
>Delicious Party Precure
R:2 / I:2
vern and cool (berun taking the picture)
R:6 / I:2
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:34 / I:14
If you were bestowed absolute power over the world as its ruler how well do you believe you'd fare? I think I'd be a terrible ruler as I'd just build an Oligarchy from the /qa/ mansion and have everyone that I believed threatened the peace of society 'disappeared'.
R:2 / I:0
We are approaching a post-Laura world...
R:4 / I:0
Buy the BDs
R:8 / I:4
how gamer is /jp/?

i just gamed so hard i could smell it
R:3 / I:1
out of dolly's around ~210 vids, ~130 have "japanese" in the title
almost two thirds of all vids
class dismissed
R:10 / I:2
*ahem*

How would describe this image /jp/?
R:7 / I:1
the truth they DON'T want you to know
R:31 / I:2
Tell me more about how NFTs are the future of cloud gaming on the blockchain.
R:34 / I:11

Obsenities are symptoms of weak minds.

Over the past few years, I made the decision to totally cut obscenities out from my speech. You might actually be able to find posts of mine with cursing four or five years ago, but as of now, I really stand by my decision.

Obscenities are the linguistic equivalent of an trashy emaciated person entirely decked in tattoos, smoking cigarettes and wearing a shirt with nudity on it. They'll defend what they do on the idea that it's someone "their right," or "expression," as if they do what they do for some lofty philosophical reason. What everyone else sees is a person who is not in control of themselves or their vices, in fact, someone who views their vices as a good thing.

There's the atomistic and nihilistic tendency to give an "intellectual" argument for obscenities: "What's so special," the argument goes, "about obscenities in English? They're just a combination of arbitrary sounds! They don't have some objective magical harm in them."

But the "arbitrary sounds" in an obscenity do indeed have a special place in human psychology. Obscenities are produced and processed in the brain quite differently from non-obscene language, involving the more animalistic/reptilian parts of the brain. When assembling a well-thought out case, there is really never a temptation to litter it with curses.

When a person curses, it's a direct indication that they are thinking on a lower, more reactive, more emotional level.
R:11 / I:4
He was so ugly everyone died.

The end.
R:27 / I:10
if they lift their hands from the bench I will blow their heads off with my sawn off shotgun
Miyu doesn't seem scared so she is the biggest threat
R:6 / I:1
If you somehow acquired a portal gun, what would you do with it?
R:7 / I:0
MOOOOOOOOOODS HE'S DOING IT AGAIN DOOOOOOOOO SOMETHING!!11!1!
R:3 / I:2
It's snowing, /jp/!
R:15 / I:6
Heard there's been witchcraft afoot around these parts.
R:1 / I:0
kissu~
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lun~
R:0 / I:0
Would any super awesome /jp/er be willing to try out a really cool trick for me......
R:18 / I:7
*brush brush*
R:0 / I:0
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:7 / I:0
What's the functionality of this type of clothing?
R:14 / I:11
>/jp/
R:5 / I:1
katawa shoujo is 10 years old now
huh
R:2 / I:0
The extraordinarily rare good dub.
R:2 / I:1
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:4 / I:3
the kissu dance
R:13 / I:3
(・`ω´・)
R:1 / I:0
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:7 / I:1
I got a 100$ amazon gift card for Christmas.
What kind of Otaku stuff should I spend it on?
R:2 / I:1
Would you like some ICE CREAM? Or perhaps a BUBBLE BATH? Or maybe you want a SLUM-BER-PAR-TY?
R:37 / I:9
Is this the Christian Western wholesomeness everybody loves Japan for?
R:3 / I:3
The news we've all been waiting for with bated breath is finally here. Anime is saved once again.
R:2 / I:1
It's damn strange to call a song 'TV size' because it is ninety seconds long.
R:17 / I:4
One of my two favorite moon runes is 死. It's an extremely peculiar character.

If you look at the average compound, the norm by and far is for one piece to take most of the space while the other is squished. 作, 猫, 帥, 刺, 飽, 船, etc. But in the case of 死, the two parts share space their equally. It is a very rare thing.
But also, it's the only case where 歹 extends its top all the way to right. Compare with 列, 殊, 殉, 残, where they don't connect. This also makes 死 one of the only runes with a top that isn't made up of radicals like 亠/宀/冖/艹.
It is visually very unique, everything else about it is a cherry on top.


(My other fav rune is 比, I can't think of a better way to visualize a comparison. It's genius.)
R:6 / I:2

So this is crazy

I just left my house for the first time in forever after being stuck inside because of this stupid pandemic and I ran out of canned peas and ramen noodles. You may not believe it but when I went to the supermarket to get canned corn for a change of pace I legitimately saw one of the squid game people! They looked just like them, and they were out shopping at a walmart so they must've been just as debt-ridden too. I was so shocked that I just stared instead of going up to ask for an autograph from one of the people from the biggest netflix hit ever. I almost recovered in time when another squid game person came up behind me and asked if I was looking for something! I was so shocked that there were TWO of them in the same building I nearly fainted. When I awoke from my brief break in consciousness I realized how shameful it was to display myself like this in front of someone so worse off, so I handed them all the cash in my wallet and told them to keep it before running off. Now I'm home and out of food because I couldn't afford the corn but I saw two of my idols and even helped one out so I'm spiritually fine.
R:1 / I:0
the cat does not look happy because it is actually being crushed under the massive weight of these enourmous breasts
PLEASE be careful around boobers so this doesn't happen to you
R:0 / I:0
shakin de butte
R:5 / I:1
Does /jp/... Drive?
R:14 / I:8
Look at what you've done. You made Liz cry.

Apologize for your actions.
R:6 / I:1
Miku if she Minecraft
R:4 / I:2
being moe is suffering
R:10 / I:4
I want to have sex with a jc!!!!!!!!!!!
R:2 / I:1
what are /jp/'s favorite girls? i love little sisters
R:10 / I:2

Battle of the Worst

Would you rather marathon Darling in the Franxx or AldNoah Zero?
R:9 / I:1
The international Gachi Collab this year is really good. They really outdid themselves with the visual work and, well, I don't want to spoil stuff. It's so good I can forgive them for a certain transgression that is otherwise unforgivable.
I wanted to upload it directly, but I can't youtube-dl this because of the age gate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qLieSOmoLY
R:1 / I:1
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sword_Art_Online
>Plot
>In 2022, a virtual reality massively multiplayer online role-playing game (VRMMORPG) called Sword Art Online (SAO) will be released. With the NerveGear, a helmet that stimulates the user's five senses via their brain, players can experience and control their in-game characters with their minds.
Its time.
R:30 / I:6

GIKOPOI 2022 PARTY

Hey, loser NEETs who do nothing but pollute society with your bad taste and smelly unwashed bodies! Filthy losers, shoplifters, drunks, pedophiles, and everything else, who exploit society by consuming the fruits of our labor without producing anything substantial. You are pathetic and awful. But..... you are NOT without hope. That's right, you aren't absolutely useless, because I found you and I'm willing to invest my trust in you. Shut up and listen for a moment:

You have a duty to come to the GIKOPOI NEW YEAR PARTY. If you don't, I'll send the mafia after you! The Japanese still DWARF our humble International server at a rate of 4 to 1; sometimes, worse. This simply isn't right. And the women never show their tits. God, this world is cruel. What was meant to be a place for play sometimes just feels like yet another prison.

I'm calling upon the mythic RESERVE ARMY OF LABOUR to make this GIKOPOI NEW YEAR PARTY a great success, dare even an epic win (previously thought lost to the anals of herstory).

WHERE: http://gikopoi.com/ <-- International
WHEN: 12-31 -- 01-01 (48 hours)
WHO: every VIPPER, DQN, and epic memer you know
WHAT: It's our new year party, rascal!
HOW: Now that you have received the call, and your lamp is lit, you must continue spreading this light through the world.

So you better show up this weekend, or I'm serious, someone will be coming to hurt you. We've already tracked your IP address and hacked into your phone. You can't escape. New Years Eve, we're all going to get fucked up and have a good time.

no fags allowed
R:10 / I:3
This is your near end of the month reminder to say "Rabbit Rabbit" for a month of good luck!~
R:2 / I:1
Hanabi...
R:3 / I:2
Hop on and let's take this world for our own!
R:13 / I:7
Tonight's the night.

In the past my family has always interrupted me, but not this time. For the first time, I am going to sperm my ween across multiple years. I'm going to succeed or die trying.

GIVE ME YOUR STRENGTH
R:12 / I:6
aw HELL yeah, time to party it up on night/jp/
R:12 / I:2
Sakuya is taking her beloved subjects to the store for the first time. Ganbare Sakuya-chan!
R:7 / I:3
HAPPY NEW YEAR /JP/
R:5 / I:5
Home alone not only on a Friday Night, but on New Years Eve too? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
R:11 / I:0
People are machines. Machines have to be blind and unconscious, they cannot be otherwise, and all their actions have to correspond to their nature. Everything happens. No one does anything. ‘Progress’ and ‘civilization,’ in the real meaning of these words, can appear only as the result of conscious efforts. They cannot appear as the result of unconscious mechanical actions. And what conscious effort can there be in machines? And if one machine is unconscious, then a hundred machines are unconscious, and so are a thousand machines, or a hundred thousand, or a million. And the unconscious activity of a million machines must necessarily result in destruction and extermination. It is precisely in unconscious involuntary manifestations that all evil lies. You do not yet understand and cannot imagine all the results of this evil. But the time will come when you will understand.
R:1 / I:0
STOP MAKING ALL THAT RACKET

I'M TRYING TO LISTEN TO MUSIC HERE
R:14 / I:3
weensperm
R:8 / I:2
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:1 / I:0
You hear that Mr. Anonymous? That is the sound of inevitability.
R:4 / I:1
いいね~
R:4 / I:2
Am I too late to get on the hype train?
R:0 / I:0
nepo memu mobe.
R:13 / I:1
It's that time again. When you wake up on Wednesday remember to say "rabbit rabbit" for a month of good luck!
...and say happy birthday to kissu while you're at it!
R:24 / I:4
luv 'za
R:4 / I:3
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:14 / I:3
look at this shit lol
https://journals.openedition.org/discours/10900
R:14 / I:5
If I was a furry it would multiply the amount of porn available to me by at least 5x and the amount of porn originally in my language (English) by 50000x
R:3 / I:0
Would you rather have sex with a million dollars or spend the night with a beautiful briefcase?
R:26 / I:5
Managed to sleep a good 12 hours and I'm feeling great. How long can /jp/ sleep?
R:3 / I:1
Story of the Settlers of /qa/: Prologue
R:1 / I:0
gunny boobers
R:4 / I:3
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:5 / I:0
If 3DCG is what's uncanny to the viewer it would make perfect sense to make use of it in the show's depiction of the villains.
R:7 / I:2
Philosophy = Autism
R:3 / I:1
(ΦωΦ)
R:7 / I:5
it's been over a month since a Mewkledreamy subbed episode was released
I'm having severe Yume withdrawal
R:12 / I:6
/jp/ and /qa/
R:2 / I:1
imagine....
R:15 / I:1
選べ
R:7 / I:5
>who are you quoting?
R:9 / I:0
spermed
R:14 / I:8
yep
this is pasted
R:2 / I:1
Oh god I hope this guy doesn't turn out like Tamagoro and stop drawing porn.
R:3 / I:1
I'll forget you, you'll never forget me.
R:42 / I:17
Can't believe he's only like 7 years old and already lost his magical virginity
R:1 / I:0
cheeeese
R:2 / I:0
where is he
R:4 / I:1
Have you seen this man?
R:10 / I:2
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:7 / I:3
Big boobers vs Itty bitty titties
R:17 / I:3

AI Writing Thread

I'm pretty sure we had something like this before. Go to https://bellard.org/textsynth/ and post your results. I'll start;

Fuck me! What? The other day we saw this new guy, one of his friends says he fucks him. The other day we saw this new guy, one of his friends says he fucks him. He was saying "oh yeah" and all that shit. "Oh yeah, oh yeah. That's what I say". That's what I say. That's what I say. How about you? You know what I love? I love the word fuck. You know why I love the word fuck? Because it is just like a great word. It can be used in a way that you know you are on the right side. It's a cool word. It's a great word. It has been there for a long time, you know? You're talking to a person and he's doing, you know, I don't know. Whatever. You're talking to a person and he's doing, you know, I don't know. Whatever. Do you know
R:7 / I:2
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:2 / I:1

The Wiener Roll

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
R:4 / I:3
There's a type of feeling I adore in which the world feels like it's standing still and it's just me, myself, and the music playing in the background. A type of silent non-silence in which all disturbances and seemingly the world itself are shut out and I can think clearly, relax, and enjoy living, even moreso than I could without any noise at all. How do you define such a sensation?
R:3 / I:2
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FUCKING TYPOS IN YOUR CODE THATG DON"T GET NOTICED BECAUSE FUCKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: アあ, katakana: ア

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