No.96061
>>96059Purple magician? That's Patchouli.
No.96062
monkey magic
No.96063
>>96059I was going to tell her how cute she looked with her hair dyed, but before I could even start she thanked me for the compliment! Did she learn some new magic that lets her know what I'm about to say before I say it?
No.96064
>>96063I don't think I know of any spells like that. Maybe your appreciation of her was just written across your face?
No.96066
>>96065I don't know she was very nice to me when I went to greet her today instead of chasing me off her property.
No.96116
>>96070She can't keep breaking down like this the second I have a sad thought...
No.96169
>>96160How cute of her to put in a replacement so people don’t worry while she’s out
No.96229
>>96214This replacement Alice just destroyed my home
No.96231
>>96229You must've upset her. Shame on you for upsetting Alice!
No.96247
>>96169Of course, you need someone at home to "help" lost men the the forest of magic
and to take their skin in return (makes realistic dolls.
No.96485
>>96387Urban mage? That means she's makes the sewers back up makes the city council vote on nonsense!
No.96701
>>96700Yes, same here, it makes me feel like she is a whore
No.96860
>>96702Can she kick me in the balls?
No.96866
>>96860She could, but why would you want her to?
No.96874
dumb koikatsutard desu...
No.96875
>>96870ALICE!!!!!!1
ALICE! ALICE! ALICE!
No.97046
>>97043Sooooooooy uuun perdedooooooor
I'm a loser babyyyyyyyy
So why don't you kill meeeeeee?
No.97088
>>96905>>96927Hips and thighs!
Oh my!
Stay focused!
No.97243
>>97241you like the way it vibrates under your butt too?
No.97244
>>97243Hondas don't have that problem (feature).
Apparently there's a joke in the motorcycling world about how Harley Davidsons are liked by old men because they like their prostates massaged, or something.
No.97271
>>97088Alice might be a little strange and eccentric in her behavior, but you can be certain of one thing: she doesn't skip leg day.
(Pardon the AI. I could not find what i was looking for.)
No.97312
>>97311Do you mean she bought shares?
No.97507
>>97490That's not Alice though
No.97512
>>97511am i the only touhou fag who doesn't care if you post cookie shit.
no one cares. if she looks like alice and dresses like alice, she's alice.
No.97516
>>97512Personally I don't care either and find it silly how bent some will get
No.97518
>>97511>>97512what are you faggots arguing about now? cookie what? no cookie what?
No.97545
>>97511sorry, I don't know booru speak I only look for artworks on pixiv and imageboards
No.97598
>>97566Where from does the fashion for the red plastic eye and the cable come from? Looks creepy.
No.97971
>>97598It freaks me out because it makes me think of eye nerves and how sensitive they are to even mild pressure, but she's got one hanging on a strand and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAA
No.97972
>>97971If it's any help, the "nerves" don't seem to be under any tension. It looks like either the eye just floats weightlessly, or Satori had someone reinforce the "nerves" so they are stiffer and more resilient to weight.
But wouldn't I like to give the nerve a hard pull as a joke. (She wouldn't know by reading my mind, it's an intrusive instantaneous thought)
No.98090
>>97612Really? I saw a girl like that, she called me a "huge pervert" and made a face I can only describe as painfully disgusted. Some psycho she was
No.98099
>>97993Can she kick me in the balls?
No.98127
>>96059Wait a minute... That isn't
Alice at all! It's
Satori! She's deceived all of you!
No.98133
>>98127Alice is such a nobody, no one even noticed when an obvious imposter turned up.
No.98134
>>98133Not that you even need to know anything about 2hu to figure out that a non-kinpatsu Alice is an obvious imposter.
No.98135
>>98127Wrong! Shoulder-length hair, blue dress, short skirt, object floating besides her at all times, this is clearly the one and only Alice Margatroid!
>>98134Just because she dyed her hair doesn't mean she's a phony!
No.98191
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¥/jp/
No.98273
>>98272something something girls who live alone...
No.98342
>>98272Where the hell is this from? Google, yandex and saucenao didn't get any hits