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 No.96059

It's Alice from the legendary Touhou series! Come and say hi to her, /jp/!

 No.96061

>>96059
Purple magician? That's Patchouli.

 No.96062

monkey magic

 No.96063

>>96059
I was going to tell her how cute she looked with her hair dyed, but before I could even start she thanked me for the compliment! Did she learn some new magic that lets her know what I'm about to say before I say it?

 No.96064

>>96063
I don't think I know of any spells like that. Maybe your appreciation of her was just written across your face?

 No.96065

File:tsukasa hunting the alices.gif (1.42 MB,800x566)

>>96059
Is it just me or does Alice in this image look like a bigger loser than normal?

 No.96066

>>96065
I don't know she was very nice to me when I went to greet her today instead of chasing me off her property.

 No.96070

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>>96065
S-She doesn't.... l-look like a loser.

 No.96116

>>96070
She can't keep breaking down like this the second I have a sad thought...

 No.96157

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GUYS I THINK THAT ALICE IS A FAKE AND I CAN'T FIND THE REAL ONE ANYWHERE
I TRIED CALLING THE DETECTIVE BUT NOBODY ANSWERED

 No.96159

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>>96157
You really shouldn't distract the detective from searching for the culprit behind the serial book stealing, especially if it's for something so trivial.

 No.96160

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>>96157
Alice went to makai to her mother's place, please go inside and wait warmly. Don't think too much

 No.96169

>>96160
How cute of her to put in a replacement so people don’t worry while she’s out

 No.96214

File:Celestial Alice.png (2.17 MB,2288x3165)

>>96169
While Alice is out, this is your replacement Alice for the day. Enjoy!

 No.96229

>>96214
This replacement Alice just destroyed my home

 No.96231

>>96229
You must've upset her. Shame on you for upsetting Alice!

 No.96234

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*tooot toot tooooot tooooofffffppphhhhtttbbrrrrrrrrrwwwwwhhhh*

 No.96247

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>>96169
Of course, you need someone at home to "help" lost men the the forest of magic and to take their skin in return (makes realistic dolls.

 No.96250

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>>96214
This girl is too flat she couldn't be alice

 No.96257

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>>96247
Surprise box!

 No.96289

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Is something up with Alice? I borrowed a book from the library the other day and she's been following me ever since. She tries to be discrete, but no matter where I go, she's never that far behind. Should I be worried?

 No.96363

File:marisa.png (350.83 KB,680x808)

>>96159
How do you know they were stolen? Maybe someone just borrowed a bunch and you forgot to keep records.

 No.96366

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>>96289
Anon I think this alise is an imposter. I'll tell you one foolproof trick. Get behind her and grab her tits. If she calls you racial slurs, or "moid" or whatever, that's alice. I'll bet though that you will hear incoherent country babble in addition to not actually finding finding much breast in your hand.

 No.96368

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>>96367
I'll grab your tits for calling me a ESL.

 No.96387

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¥都会派魔法使いよ
Alice is an urban magician (and very cute).

 No.96454

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>>96159
That one's just a complete mystery.

 No.96485

>>96387
Urban mage? That means she's makes the sewers back up makes the city council vote on nonsense!

 No.96502

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 No.96503

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>>96485
I'd think urban mage would be about "Summon Plague of Rats" and "Enervate Property Value"

 No.96700

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>>96387
Alice in contemporary clothing makes me feel things.

 No.96701

>>96700
Yes, same here, it makes me feel like she is a whore

 No.96702

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>>96701
shine

 No.96749

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Alice the modern day magician!

 No.96803

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Alice!

 No.96860

>>96702
Can she kick me in the balls?

 No.96866

>>96860
She could, but why would you want her to?

 No.96870

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Ever notice how kissu gets really awesome right now? That's because Alice is on the front page!

 No.96874

dumb koikatsutard desu...

 No.96875

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>>96870
ALICE!!!!!!1
ALICE! ALICE! ALICE!

 No.96887

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Alice!

 No.96905

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>>96866
I want to feel the strength in those thighs, they are heavenly

 No.96927

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 No.96956

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>>96927
Why indeed!

 No.97043

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I'm a loser, everyone makes fun of me, they all think I'm weird, I suck at my mediocre job, no one likes me and I have no friends. I haven't achieved anything significant in like 5 years.

 No.97046

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>>97043
Sooooooooy uuun perdedooooooor
I'm a loser babyyyyyyyy
So why don't you kill meeeeeee?

 No.97088

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>>96905
>>96927
Hips and thighs!
Oh my!
Stay focused!

 No.97241

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>>97043
OK so they increased my pay by a significant margin but this is just bad news for me really because now that I'm getting paid more I can't slack off like I used to. Well maybe can start saving up for a motorcycle now so that's a positive.

 No.97243

>>97241
you like the way it vibrates under your butt too?

 No.97244

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>>97243
Hondas don't have that problem (feature).
Apparently there's a joke in the motorcycling world about how Harley Davidsons are liked by old men because they like their prostates massaged, or something.

 No.97271

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>>97088
Alice might be a little strange and eccentric in her behavior, but you can be certain of one thing: she doesn't skip leg day.
(Pardon the AI. I could not find what i was looking for.)

 No.97305

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>>97271
She's very well-built for someone who spends most of her days staying inside.

 No.97311

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ALICE HAS COMPANY
FOR ONCE IN HER LIFE

 No.97312

>>97311
Do you mean she bought shares?

 No.97317

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>>97312
Alice has always been savvy and business-minded.

 No.97345

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Alice playing make believe with her dolls again!

 No.97418

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>>97305
>someone who spends most of her days staying inside.
Alice being a shut-in NEET is a meme. Those mushrooms aren't going to pick themselves, nor are these"lost travellers" going to seduce themselves.

 No.97490

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>>97418
Shes not a shut in, but she is a total recluse when it comes to aquintences! If you can breech the contract between puppeteer and puppet you can win her heart!

 No.97507

>>97490
That's not Alice though

 No.97511

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Remember to include "-cookie_(touhou)" when looking up pics of Alice.

 No.97512

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>>97511
am i the only touhou fag who doesn't care if you post cookie shit.
no one cares. if she looks like alice and dresses like alice, she's alice.

 No.97513

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>>97512
>no one cares
Speak for yourself, co*kie designs look like retarded bootlegs and I hate seeing them.

 No.97515

>>97512
Be yourself!

 No.97516

>>97512
Personally I don't care either and find it silly how bent some will get




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