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File:02763-score_9,_score_8_up,….png (1.17 MB,1024x1024)

 No.78319[Reply][Last50 Posts]

post a pic, receive a free Kuonification (within reason)
it's time to test this stuff out
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 No.78809

File:03555-score_9,_score_8_up,….png (1.35 MB,1216x832)

and... boom! Regional prompting! Kind of a big headache to set up, but I'll save some images with it so I can just copy it when needed. No luck getting the side pouts to work. But... Kuon and Nekone!

>>78802
Yeah, but the faces are so small there that it's probably not going to look very good. I'll try it...

 No.78810

>>78807
>>78808
>>78809
super cute pouts

 No.78811

File:03560-score_9,_score_8_up,….png (1.3 MB,832x1216)

>>78802
Yeah, kind of a mixed result. It's there, but ehhh

 No.78824

File:scared laala thighs.jpg (133.93 KB,1280x720)

kuon it

 No.78825

File:03513-score_9,_score_8_up,….png (1.2 MB,1344x768)

>>78824
DISRESPECT TO KUON DETECTED
As such, Camyu volunteered




File:[SubsPlease] Kono Sekai wa….jpg (377.41 KB,1920x1080)

 No.77952[Reply]

Title: Quest-spawned Zakan Hoimoidragons get stuck walking into cliff face

Category: NPC-AI, Art-Terrain

Reproduction rate: 1/10

Impact: 4 - Low

PREREQUISITES:
Have the "Hoimoi in Luisa!" quest unlocked, token [quest:homoattack3]. (Can also apply the attached account state.)

REPRO STEPS:
1. Approach the cliffs south of Luisa village ([tp -31.2 80.7])
2. Wait for the dragons to spawn
3. Observe dragons chasing villagers
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 No.78723

File:[SubsPlease] Kono Sekai wa….jpg (3.24 MB,1921x2369)

>>78717
It's doing a great job at focusing on the wonkiness of videogames over bog-standard numbers and classes and the like, and with the new quest it'll keep going in that direction. It's also nice to have a protagonist who's able to get by because he knows his stuff while everyone else has their turbocharged powers.
The death loop is neat, because it in good part depends on how the cheat has been programmed: some will make it so your health can't go beneath 1, or that nothing will occur if it reaches 0, others that you won't lose HP from attacks but still be affected by statuses, it may be that hits won't have any effect at all, maybe that you simply cannot die in any way, and these will give different results when it comes to instakill attacks, animations, falling into instadeath zones and out of bounds, it really is possible to get stuck like that but sadly these guys can't alt+f4.
>>78718
No matter who they are, they're gonna get posed on.

 No.78732

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>>78723
It does a good job of making "normal" video game stuff creepy and alienating. Even the T-posing in your pic was depicted as unnerving instead of silly. It's like an attempt to show video game bugs from the perspective of an NPC that can't make sense of them, so it's kind of horrifying. I have a feeling things will only get even weirder, which sounds good to me!

 No.78820

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>>78718
AI wants you to kill your fellow debuggers because they are slacking on work. Do you accept this request? You do, of course, you're a good employee after all, right?

 No.78821

File:[SubsPlease] Kono Sekai wa….jpg (291.46 KB,1920x1080)

>>78820
It is my duty to professionally pester those around me in a most thorough way.

 No.78823

>>78732
Oh yeah and about this, I saw someone comparing it to a part of Dante's Inferno where sinners are doomed to stay stuck in holes head-down. It certainly has a certain amount of horror in general, it's for the most part not being depicted as fun or, in the case of the libertines, morally correct. But I wasn't expecting a bug to be actually fixed in today's episode, that changes the game.




File:[SubsPlease] Isekai Shikka….jpg (441.71 KB,1920x1080)

 No.78814[Reply]

¥I got run over by an armored truck and was reincarnated into another world as the Fed???

 No.78815

File:[SubsPlease] Isekai Shikka….jpg (244.56 KB,1920x1080)

using the pinnacle of ancient chinese alchemy, maomao will DESTROY inflation

 No.78819

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I see that you're gangsta. I'm a bit gangsta myself




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 No.78776[Reply]

For some reason I saw that NatGeo was having their annual shark week and decided to watch a bit of it because sharks are the coolest lifeform out there. It made me think while I was watching about how if there's one thing I don't appreciate about Japan its their massive overfishing problem, especially finning. It just feels so wasteful for us to drive populations of species closer and closer towards extinction without at least trying to make an effort towards allowing them to grow out their numbers so it's possible to sustain fishing them for generations to come. Not blow our load now and then in the future be shit out of luck because we got rid of all animals we were eating/making goods out of.

Anyways, aside from that little bit of irking I was enamored by all the various different shark videos and they really cemented themselves as one of my favorite animals. Can't go backwards, just straight, but if you were to try and take advantage of that to try and outswim one you'd be sharkfood faster than your clever brain would be able to process getting chunked. These guys can swim over 20mph (Olympic swimmers can only hit around 5) so any disadvantage they have with maneuverability is easily made up for through turning around charging you extremely fast for a proper chomp if they were going for you. In a way it's what scares me about some of the better beach spots in the world since a whole lot of them have a good bit of sharks inside of them, Australia and South Africa in particular being quite populous. And the strategy of punching them in the face doesn't really seem like the best deterrent either unless you hit them in the eyes, but from what I've seen they actually have their eyes retreat into their sockets when feasting so it's not as easy as people would have you think.

Also what's /qa/'s favorite shark? Mine's the great white because it's just so utterly massive and emblematic of what you think of when people say 'Shark', huge teeth and way more aggressive than most of its genetic siblings. The colors on it and the more rugged look too earn it numerous cool points. If we were living some several million years ago though, I'd probably say Megaladon since it's basically a dinosaur shark which is the most epic you can get. Need some way to bring them back or resurrect them Jurassic Park style....
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 No.78796

>>78793
The Bluntnose Sixgill? That one's been around supposedly longer than most dinosaurs.

 No.78797

File:Greenland_shark_profile.jpg (127.78 KB,1500x1001)

>>78793
Yeah, I guess so? This 'Greenland shark' that google kept giving me seems kind of ancient, too. Unfortunately the google kept giving me lame trivia results like "the world's oldest living shark" which is a member of this species so I can't really search around...

 No.78805

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>>78796
damn this one has some suprisingly big eyes
i'm seeing the 200 million year claim (which would indeed make it older than the dinosaurs) in several sites, but none of them have any sources for it, i only managed to find this one which dates it to the miocene (only 23Ma max, nearly 1/10 of the time):
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/363847912_Miocene_Elasmobranchii_from_the_Duho_Formation_South_Korea
neat that it's viviparous i didn't know sharks could do that

 No.78817

>>78776
>what's /qa/'s favorite shark?
fuck sharks my favorite is the orca, otherwise known as the killer whale

 No.78818

https://cirri.al/sharks/
also here's an idle game




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 No.78735[Reply]

It can't be helped
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 No.78751

>>78739
They're called cow licks

 No.78783

i just licked this cow

 No.78812

File:guugle.png (2.03 MB,1920x1080)

[A kouhai's favorite senpai = someone who can ask them all sorts of questions!]
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 No.78813

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 No.78816

File:phone.mp4 (3.23 MB,1920x1080)

>>78812
damn
this one's for the pausers




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 No.78765[Reply]

I just marathoned every skibidi toilet thing. It's not bad. I think the absurdist humor towards the beginning was better, but the 'serious' stuff is kinda neat. It just looks like a tech demo for SFM or something. I think people are too hard on it because kids like it, but it's just kind of cool to see mecha stuff and lasers, even if the toilet stuff seems like a vestigial part of its origins.
It should be made into a video game
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 No.78798

>>78782
Idiot box didn't bleed into real life culture, that's the issue.

 No.78799

>>78798
Pokemon or Spongebob (and probably others) really dwarfs anything seen by this shibidi stuff when it comes to breaching the social consciousness as far as I'm aware

 No.78800

>>78790
the horror is really quite overt: there's an ooga booga monster with three spider legs, crude scrap armor, and a smile that'd make the joker blush coming towards you to crush/impale/burn you, decapitate you at lightspeed, vomit acid on your face, or zombify your colleague to make him rip you apart limb from limb, and every time it seems you have gained the upper hand not long after they'll be swarming you again with some novel menace
the survival rate for POV cameramen used to make ww1 look like a walk in the park, but now that its focus has shifted from regular infantrymen to elite units duking it out in way longer fights it's not nearly as common as it was before
and whereas previously you had tons of fuckugly variants, the newer designs are prettier and more sleek, with regular human faces, especially the astro toilets and particularly the duchess of the last episode
i think that having zero dialogue and no plot was one of its strengths and what enabled its super fast pace, which is a good thing for an action series, now that it's straying away from all of this it seems to be getting kind of generic in my opinion

>>78798
your marbles have been flushed down the pisser

 No.78801

nevermind, you meant the gmod series

 No.78806

>>78789
>also the experience for the earlier episodes is noticeably worse these days since the audio has been copyrighted and muted, in the recent episodes he's not using it anymore
oh bullshit




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 No.78683[Reply]

Glasses are a 3DPD trait, remove them to become a 2D angel.
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 No.78786

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>>78709
To allow her to transform from 3D pig to someone worthy of love and attention.

 No.78791

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Glasses are an expensive trait

 No.78794

>>78791
bonjour

 No.78803

File:01 - Strawberry, Appear!.m….jpg (268.48 KB,720x540)

>>78791
Glasses are quite cheap in Japan from what I have heard, so there is no excuse for girls to not wear them.

 No.78804

>>78803
glasses for students are going to be cheap, but adults tend to buy more expensive ones because it's not assumed that they'll take a volleyball to the face very often.

Those ones I posted come out to ~500$




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 No.78764[Reply]

(‘・ω・')

 No.78777

File:[Chihiro] Watashi no Yuri ….jpg (260.99 KB,1920x1080)

Shobon gets what he deserves for participating in that dumb Mahou Shoujo anime....

 No.78780

>>78777
I'm fairly sure that's Mona and not Shobon.

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 No.78781

File:[Chihiro] Watashi no Yuri ….jpg (278.6 KB,1920x1080)

>>78780
I can't believe Shobon would do this...

 No.78785

File:komugi.png (587.84 KB,720x540)

You can kill the nyan, but not the nyaidea.




 No.78748[Reply]

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.78755

not bad
this is one of those songs I feel like I know because I've seen it in edits but I really have no clue about

 No.78758

i like it

 No.78761

>>78755
she's saying that su casa is tu casa

 No.78762

that's some good 音MAD material

 No.78763

>>78762
hmmm I should go looking at... wait.. is nico working again? I haven't checked




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 No.78753[Reply]

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.78756

huh....

 No.78759

This is what gaijin are doing now that the yen's gone down. No understanding of courteousness, disturbing cute little children everywhere they go. Wish I could do that too.




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 No.77821[Reply]

Episode 11 fanservice callback
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 No.78660

>>78658
I just bit this shab.

 No.78661

File:[Piyoko] Himitsu no AiPri ….jpg (185.23 KB,1920x1080)

>>78660
She is the One Who Bites

 No.78662

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 No.78686

>>77821
fanservice is right
just think of all the things she could do with that little mouth

 No.78721

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>>78686
Yeah...




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 No.78359[Reply]

>/jp/
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 No.78366

File:[DeerGod] Shikanoko Nokono….jpg (217.12 KB,1920x1080)

>>78365
but she's also 2D!

 No.78367

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1d

 No.78368

barcode scanning gone wild

 No.78714

File:[SubsPlease] 2.5-jigen no ….jpg (84.68 KB,1280x720)

>/jp/

 No.78715

File:senren1.jpg (346.01 KB,1920x1080)

>>78714
FLAT OLEV




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 No.78641[Reply]

UUUUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
DEER BRAT!! NEED RAPE CORRECTION!!
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 No.78672

File:tegaki-1721724423384.png (1.03 MB,1280x720)

>>78663
ask and ye shall receive

 No.78673

oh it blew up the filesize from being a png
should have just done it in paint

 No.78677

File:1721495301840.jpg (296.49 KB,1920x1080)

I can't believe my deerest friend is fucking DEAD!!!

 No.78703

If you upload this picture to anidb you'll get banned for bestiality. At least I did.

 No.78704

>>78703
You can upload pictures to aniDB? Is it like episode summary or something? I don't follow...
Or do you mean the forum?




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 No.78405[Reply]

Isn't it weird to think that there's a /qa/ belly anime airing made by a hentai studio with gratuitous jiggling and nudity? I can't even post most of the screenshots without the NSFW thingie
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 No.78667

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Man, this stuff should be right up my alley, but I feel nothing. I think a major part of it is that they're just there nude without any story connected to it. There's no titillation or teasing, it's just BOOM nudity everywhere. It's nudist nudity instead of erotic nudity. I'm sure this is great for teenagers and stuff, but it's just so boring and unerotic for me.
It lacks the great poses and shading like you see here >>78413
Oh, well. I'll keep watching it since it's a short, but I'm disappointed.

 No.78668

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Mermaid girl is cute at least, but it's hard to make mermaids uncute

 No.78671

>>78668
>hard to make mermaids uncute
give them futa dicks thats how

 No.78674

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>>78671
I have to disagree with you on that one. For that area to be exposed, it has to be a sexual situation and if it's a sexual situation it has changed from cute to sexy (or sexycute) no matter what is down there. Unless you're saying she would have tentacle genitalia or something because I could understand that losing the cuteness. Well, it could be a gap moe situation maybe.

 No.78701

>>78671
it could be cute if it like, just looks like an extra scaly section till its in action




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 No.78611[Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWOYSJNNmJk

Anyone watching? I'm just tuning in because I noticed it was on and they were announcing new stuff for games including how they nerfed the hell out of dizzy for strive
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 No.78670

>>78669
if you're connecting (as opposed to hosting) you don't need an open port usually
at least i never heard of a case where you do

 No.78678

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>>78669
>Your ISP could have changed something with your router. They log-in remotely to customer's routers now and fiddle with settings all of the time.
Well that was just really unpleasant to read.

 No.78679

>>78678
Just wait until your ISP leaves that ability unsecured
>>>/secret/32969

 No.78700

>>78670
There is no true "host" in GGPO and most other rollback enabled games. Both machines are running calculations and making adjustments based on network latency and must be able to communicate with the other end to keep game state in sync.

 No.78702

I forgot to mention. If you're behind double NAT/CGNAT this is actually one of the few valid reasons for using a VPN. If you can connect to a VPS/server with a public IPv4 (or v6 in some cases) address from your home connection you can by-pass the issue of not having open ports. Since it can translate the port the game wants to one of the few your ISP has open on your end. So basically, you can route your connection through a third party server and connect as if you weren't behind closed ports/double NAT.

With the understanding that you're adding some more latency and another hop (or three) to the connection between yourself and the other player of course. But it's better than nothing at all.

I wish we were all blessed with the kind of internet connection the Japanese have. They have some pretty strict and stupid laws. But the privacy law isn't one of them. Nor is their super low ping times to any other computer in-country. They have no need for software like GGPO because straight p2p works like you're sitting in the same room as each other.

The set-up they have in arcades now is really interesting. You can run those games on a standard Windows PC (or VM with GPU passthru) and the netcode works. I'm surprised more people aren't porting GGPO over to NESiCAxLive ROM dumps. It would be really neat to build up a Xbox live-like network around them that kept up with your progress and allowed for network play with anyone else connected to the network. It would be like Fightcade but with modern games instead of games 15+ years old.

I used to be a big fan of Fightcade and played on it a lot. But then v2 came out and started adding restrictions behind a pay wall. I haven't played on it in a few years but last time I did v1 was still better in almost every respect. It wouldn't surprise me if v1 can handle some network situations that v2 can't.

There are also ways around the port problem using port knocking. But things can get complicated fast if you attempt it and it's less reliable than using a man-in-the-middle server.




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