How far could you make it in Gensokyo trying to squeeze all the boobhus? [ Ho

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Anonymous 06/21/25 (Sat) 06:11:20 No.98337

How far could you make it in Gensokyo trying to squeeze all the boobhus?
[ Ho

Anonymous 06/21/25 (Sat) 06:15:36 No.98338

>>98337
>[ Ho
Yeah about as far as you did there

Anonymous 06/21/25 (Sat) 06:33:40 No.98339

Candlej-

Anonymous 06/21/25 (Sat) 13:51:22 No.98347

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Not very far. Likely death after the first attempt. Take her out to dinner first at least.

Anonymous 06/21/25 (Sat) 14:32:47 No.98348

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Going by order of appearance:
¥Meiling
This might be doable as long as you build rapport with her first by hanging out at the gate for a while
¥Koakuma
slut
¥Patchy
This is where it gets dicey. I don't know how you could get into the library, much less convince her, but since she's the last boobhu in the mansion, you could squeeze and run, but if you get caught you'll end up as dinner that night
¥Letty
Knowing Yuki-Onna, you could probably spend a whole winter as her lover, then run away when spring comes. You'd be dead next snowfall though
¥Merlin(?)
Seems easy enough
¥Yuyuko
Dangerous, but doable if you have enough food and can keep Youmu from seeing
¥Ran and Yukari
The ride ends here. If you can pull this off, you should be able to do the rest, otherwise
¥Komachi
Just go for it. What is she gonna do, kill you again?

Anonymous 06/21/25 (Sat) 20:10:41 No.98366

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I think a safe way to get the ball rolling is by starting with squeezing humanhu boobers and then move on to 2hus who disguise themselves as villagers like Mommyzou and Spankibanki.

Anonymous 06/21/25 (Sat) 21:30:25 No.98373

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Yuuka seems like a nice and easy squeeze. But surely she'll ask "what now big boy?" immediately afterwards.

Anonymous 06/21/25 (Sat) 21:34:05 No.98374

>>98348
>Merlin
>Seems easy enough
You may not have a say on this one, if you listen to her solo long enough you will try even if you don't want to due to other factors such as caution, social norms etc. She makes listeners maniac, after all.
>Komachi
>What is she gonna do, kill you again?
Drop you off her boat in the middle of Sanzu, I guess. Enjoy whatever happens to such souls.

Anonymous 06/21/25 (Sat) 22:05:24 No.98376

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>>98348
>The ride ends here.
It'll be so worth it though, but I'd have to think if it isn't a wasted opportunity.
There's plenty of girls who's massive knockers you can grope, but there's only one 9-tails who's mofu you can feel up. A once in a lifetime opportunity, and one that at least has a better chance of being let go and forgiven.

Anonymous 06/21/25 (Sat) 22:10:50 No.98377

SURELY bringing some catnip for chen and playing with her will make you trustworthy enough to get a hug and then transition into a survivable grope

Anonymous 06/21/25 (Sat) 22:36:49 No.98378

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>>98377
>bringing some catnip for chen
Wouldn't you be undermining Ran's authority this way? She uses it to control Chen to some degree, going by what Chen herself says in BAiJR.
Also, I agree with >>98376. You can probably find some big tits to grope among the village population, without even needing to branch out to youkai. Being able to feel up nine, well-groomed kitsune tails and instead going for breasts is a dictionary troglodyte behavior, a sign of lacking in ability to enjoy finer pleasures in life.

Anonymous 06/21/25 (Sat) 23:25:27 No.98381

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>>98374
>Sanzu
¥Before reaching the afterlife, the souls of the deceased must cross the river by one of three crossing points: a bridge, a ford, or a stretch of deep, snake-infested waters.[2] The weight of one's offenses while alive determines which path an individual must take
I guess for superstition's sake, you'd probably do best to go with Komachi before Kanako.

Kami!God.NaNYbc 06/21/25 (Sat) 23:41:46 No.98389

>>98348
>Meiling
Just fondle when she's sleeping

Anonymous 06/22/25 (Sun) 00:02:15 No.98391

>>98337
Was copping a feel on Eiki worth getting sent directly to hell?

Anonymous 06/22/25 (Sun) 01:29:09 No.98399

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>>98391
Reimu got out of there so escape is possible. Also would make it easier to check off Hisami too.

Anonymous 06/22/25 (Sun) 01:33:01 No.98400

>>98399
If you could produce a paper mask of Zanmu, Hisami would be an incredibly easy grope target

Anonymous 06/22/25 (Sun) 02:24:12 No.98401

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>>98399
>Reimu
Reimu has in setting hacks enabled, and is a girl. She has the most advantages one could ask for in Touhou. You're right fucked m8.

Anonymous 06/22/25 (Sun) 03:23:41 No.98405

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ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

Anonymous 06/22/25 (Sun) 03:31:14 No.98406

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>>98405
Anyone who manages this has the right to feel epic. Of all the hu's I'd say Komeiji would be one of, if not the hardest to grope.

Anonymous 06/22/25 (Sun) 03:59:15 No.98407

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>>98405
>>98406
The absolute easiest to be groped by

Anonymous 06/22/25 (Sun) 04:25:27 No.98409

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>>98406
I'd argue her older sister would be a bigger challenge, because the moment you enter her third eye's line of sight, she'll know exactly what you're up to.

Anonymous 06/22/25 (Sun) 04:26:58 No.98410

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>>98347
I know someone who could help with getting Okuu

Anonymous 06/22/25 (Sun) 05:11:05 No.98411

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>>98409
What do you think a powerless little lady can do?

Anonymous 06/22/25 (Sun) 07:25:59 No.98424

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>>98337
Not very far.
¥Koakuma
Self explanatory.
¥Kogasa
Would be embarrassed but enjoy being desired to such an extent.
¥Seija
Wouldn't care outside of not wanting it solely because you do want it. Just don't ask or tell her what you're going to do and you'll be able to do it at least once.
¥Sunny
Doesn't really get it, but allows it to happen so that she can get it.
¥Doremy
It's just a dream. Far from the worst she's dealt with.
¥Yoshika
You could probably get away with a lot more than just that.
¥Kutaka
Would consider you a weirdo but drop it pretty quickly as long as you didn't continue.
¥Clownpiece
You're getting violated.
¥Chiyari
Don't disturb her too much.
¥Wriggle
Mostly just happy to be seen as a girl.
¥Aunn
Knows you're being a pervert, but wants to help you deal with your urges.
¥Kasen
You're not getting any sleep tonight, and not for any fun reasons.
¥Luna
Knows that you're doing it because you're attracted to her, but doesn't properly understand it.
¥Koishi
Would grope you back.
I think that's basically the best you can hope for. Anyone else would end poorly. You either wouldn't be able to do it at all or wouldn't survive doing it. Like Meiling, who'd reflexively kick your head off.

Anonymous 06/22/25 (Sun) 07:30:23 No.98425

>>98424
What about Patchouli?

Anonymous 06/22/25 (Sun) 18:32:13 No.98436

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>>98409
This is the biggest problem with approaching the satri. However, CDS has shown us there is hope, the era of the smart and prideful 11/10 Satori is over. She is physically weak and has low endurance. She may be able to read your mind, but it wont matter if she cannot escape and there's nothing she can do BUT read your mind. Wait for her to make a mistake and strike directly for her weak points.
>>98410
Concupiscent Depraved Satori.

Anonymous 06/22/25 (Sun) 19:15:32 No.98438

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>>98409
>>98436
Even if you do get past her third eye what is there to squeeze?

Anonymous 06/22/25 (Sun) 20:05:31 No.98439

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>>98438
Her belly.

Anonymous 06/22/25 (Sun) 23:39:02 No.98453

>>98438
Her hands.

Anonymous 06/22/25 (Sun) 23:44:39 No.98454

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>>98438
Her.

Anonymous 06/23/25 (Mon) 00:13:44 No.98455

>>98438
I want to squeeze the third eye itself.

Anonymous 06/23/25 (Mon) 07:21:39 No.98472

>>98348
>Just go for it. What is she gonna do, kill you again?
You can indeed die again, as the fishey eat your sweet sensitive soul

Anonymous 06/23/25 (Mon) 17:15:07 No.98489

>>98438
The smug cheeks.

Anonymous 06/23/25 (Mon) 18:25:44 No.98492

>>98438
The smug buttcheeks.

Anonymous 06/23/25 (Mon) 20:05:03 No.98497

>>98438
her lips

Anonymous 06/23/25 (Mon) 22:23:12 No.98504

>>98438
HAHAHA HOW ARE HER ARMS SO SHORT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Anonymous 06/23/25 (Mon) 22:55:22 No.98506

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>>98439
SUPPA SHABBU TAISEN

Unit: Shabkaiser

Theme: BITE WARS
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mJ1d7drC6xQ

Lyrics

Don't wanna know why
Everybody ready chomp it on!

かざした拳は Don't give up!
揺るぎなき力をたたえた
最強のBELLY
掲げたフラッグは EX-Chubster!
神さえも恐れぬ奴らに
極上のBITING

闇を祓い人々の嘆きの声に
その腕を差し出せ！

In Hellfire! Bite it down!
破滅への鐘が響くよ
終りのない永遠のkusogemu
In Hellfire! Shab on Shab!
おろかな時代の末路にさぁ警告しよう
Don't wanna know why
Everybody ready chomp it on!

怒りのゴングは So Warning!
血塗られた地上に目覚めた
最強のBELLY
次元の扉は EX-Chubster!
襲いくる邪悪な奴等に
Let's Bitetation!

空が燃える風が泣く大地が吠える
今世界が叫ぶ！

In Hellfire! Bite it down!
見渡す地平の彼方に
未来(あす)を描く鋼鉄のwet dream
In Hellfire! Shab on Shab!
狂った時代の迷路でさぁ警告しよう！
Don't wanna know why
Everybody ready chomp it on!

闇を祓い人々の嘆きの声に
その腕を差し出せ！

In Hellfire! Bite it down!
破滅への鐘が響くよ
終りのない永遠のkusogemu
In Hellfire! Shab on Shab!
おろかな時代の末路にさぁ警告しよう
Don't wanna know why
Everybody ready chomp it on!

Anonymous 06/23/25 (Mon) 23:45:32 No.98507

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>>98504
No bulling the 11点

Anonymous 06/24/25 (Tue) 00:08:47 No.98508

>>98506
retsu baito!! kamitsuki OKKEH

Anonymous 06/24/25 (Tue) 00:16:52 No.98509

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>>98425
She can swing a book really hard, but you can probably get a few gropes in before she composes herself. You aren't escaping the head maid though so you may as well enjoy pajama neet until the end.

/jp/ - 2D/Random

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