>>98590Ideal night: Hard rain, 10+mph wind with heavy gusts up to 50+mph, constant rolling thunder, lighting striking close from time to time so you can feel the thunder vibrating the house, at night preferably between midnight and 4am with a chance of tornadoes. I love that feeling where you aren't sure if it's just driving straight line winds or a tornado is bearing down on you in the darkness. Extra points if the wind is gusting hard enough to throw acorns and small branches out of the trees so I can hear them bouncing off the tin roof. Or if there is a bit of hail for the same effect.
When it's like that I like to go side on my porch and be surrounded by it. But that habit has gotten me some close calls over the years. Got blinded for a bit and my ears rung good from lighting striking a tree within a few feet of me. I didn't get hit but I just happened to be looking right at the tree at the time. All I saw was a blue flash then everything went black for a moment. Couldn't hear anything for a few minutes until my ears stopped ringing. Had to stumble inside and recover on the couch.
Getting struck by lightening is probably my preferred way to die. It'd be cool to go that fast because it knocked you out and stopped your heart or something. You'd never feel it I think.
People that get struck by lightening are really interesting. There are lots of them that have been struck multiple times. It's like after you get hit the first time it's attracted to you from then on.
I'm pretty brave and stupid with lightening. I don't do this anymore but when I was a kid I used to stand out in fields holding up aluminum baseballs bats or metal poles. Tempting fate. It was pretty dumb but I was brave and stupid as a child I guess.
I was on a mountain once when a big storm came through and thought for sure we were all going to get hit. Our hair stood up nearly straight. I had hair down to my ass at the time and it stood up like a mohawk. Everyone else's did too. But the storm passed by us without striking anything. It just rained hard for a few minutes. We were far away from any shelter and the tallest thing around for miles. Not sure why it spared us.