No.91668
I feel the need to want to impregnate sages and women who are powerful; no idea bout the philosphical, but the need to overcome other people's bullshit and powers is the right thing.
In short god I wanna fuck Yukari and make her into my gap wife.
No.91673
>>91667boobs are too powerful to be contained, so why try?
No.91674
>>91667She's reaching for a fire arm maybe?
No.91703
>>91667>I don't miss touhou, but I want to see more loli YukariI'm quoting my thoughts
No.91719
I like it when artists make Yukari look like an actual older woman.
>>91701Uta x ToHeart images are really nice. I wish they made a spinoff galge of that instead of that 3DCG remake of the first ToHeart game.
No.91732
>>91703I don't think they had cameras back then.
No.91788
>>91667That Yukari is a perfectly lovely 17 year old maiden whose intelligence is only rivaled by beauty!
This implies that Yukari is justice and is merely a silly gappy, even when she's manipulating gods and those beyond!
It means that humanity(me) is in for a treat because Gappy loves me too. From start to beginning its all coming up gappy, and I'm cheering her victory on!
No.92106
>>92078I am NOT Yukari or a related shikigami posting on the internet, please do not be absurd anon! I am not a fresh and spry maiden showing off her youth to the world! That would be absurd if we of the Yakumo clan would engage in such activities!
No.92415
I want Yukari to abduct me
No.92420
>>92419Just manipulate the border between wet and dry, you lazy youkai. Stop trying to engineer some romantic scenario like a starry-eyed 17 years old, start acting according to your age.
Ugh. Come in. I will go and make you some tea. But don't get too comfortable, you hear me?
No.92526
>>92524It's a good thing that Yukari is so head strong and isn't panicking in this situation
Look she's even smiling
No.92536
>>91667i hate yukari i'm gonna punch her in the face
No.92613
>>92526Wait a minute... I don't think I see any panties on her.
No.92615
>>92613>>92524i wonder why she isn't wearing them
No.92633
>>92536That fist is gonna be travelling right back towards your own face in a matter of seconds.
No.92634
>>92632her ankles are tied, there's no way to take them off
no respectable panty thief would want to cut yukari's underwear
this situation is a real mystery
No.92635
>>92634Maybe it was a robbery, then? Yukari was attacked by a brigand, who demanded her panties, then the terrible blackguard tied the hapless maiden in order to not be chased by her. You will need to go after him and reclaim Yukari's panties for her!
No.92911
>>92524She got caught in the ropes AGAIN? I'm afraid she might be actually becoming senile...
No.92912
>>92840It's a yook-spook-yook world, youkai up you smelly hag.
No.93365
>>93357I need to stop drinking if I'm gonna last long enough to find Yukari!
No.93422
>>92964I want a youkai wife because I want a wife who could just destroy me and will playfully bully me with those threats.
No.93463
>>91667She looks like it'd cure my migraine if I were to hug her.
No.93553
>>93463It would probably make your migraine worse since at best she'd get all clingy and not let go and maybe start rambling to you about nonsensical bullshit
No.93585
>>93578I reread A Beautiful Flower Blooming Violet Every Sixty Years from time to time only in order to see again that line:
>Blast. I was careless. Maybe I was distracted by the sinful violet spectacle of the cherry blossoms. I can't believe that Reimu had asked me the question I'd been looking forward to asking her.It's a perfect blend of plotting too much, being socially awkward and senility. Quintessential Yukari.
No.93598
>>93585She looks too young in this image
No.93818
>>93664>She's always sucked dick to get her feeling across since way backWhat the fuck Suika?
No.93823
>>93664Gappy is the perfect wife, after all!
No.93825
>>93818lovingly sucking dick with great care to express your deep affection
sloppily sucking dick with little care or attention to express you're just not into it
aggressively sucking dick in a very violent way to express how upset you are
No.93829
>>93825And how to express sadness and dejection with general state of affairs with this method?
No.93830
>>93829Clearly she just sleeps then
No.93884
>>93883The feminine charm of a woman past her prime yet still retaining her natural beauty is a rare and alluring prospect
No.93888
>>93883I have a thing for strong women who will never leave me or look away while also being very controlling and mentally unstable. I want her to make me walk on eggshells and tap into my natural pleasing nature to appease her!
Yukarin please make me work hard to please you!
No.93989
>>93938I'm sure anon is older than 17 years old.
No.94013
>>91667just wondering what a girl needs such gigantic breasts for
No.94024
>>94015this woman is older that yukari
No.94027
this older just olded me
No.94029
viewing this thread is causing my hair to turn gray
No.94033
>>94024She's both younger and older than her. Schrödinger's hu
No.94047
>>94033Schrödinger's hag: It is impossible to know the true age of a youkai until impregnation has been attempted and the barren or fertile state of her womb is revealed.
No.94190
>>94064Seventeen hundred, more like.
No.94398
>>94190Yukarin is no older than 1500 years.
The earliest you can likely place her in history and still have it make sense is sometime during the Asuka period, which would place her around 1500 years of age.
More realistically, she's probably from around the Nara period, putting her at about 1200 to 1300 years old, a similar age to Mokou and Kaguya.
It wouldn't really make sense for her to slip into a pre-Japanese past, even if her manner of dress has some Chinese influences.
No.94408
>>94398That's substantially closer to 1700 than 17.
No.94490
>>94408shhhh, she's still young
No.94843
I want to grab her belly
No.94903
>>94398Assuming she 'began' in Japan. With her western themes it feels fitting she would've have traveled the world for some time, or she could be not native to Japan in the first place.
>>94843You are not prepared to handle those love handles.
No.94915
>>94903>Assuming she 'began' in Japan.The assumption is that she's Maribel, having gone back in time.
No.95184
>>94909I want to pretend I don't notice her as she conspicuously appears in every gap I pass as I walk around my home.
No.95196
>>95188If I acknowledge her I'll be stuck in a conversation with her afterwards. Not worth it.
No.95216
>>95188¥bulge¥artistShe has a penis, doesn't she?
No.95490
I need to change apartments, or see a doctor, or a priest, or SOMETHING. At first I thought it was my imagination, but I kept seeing these dark... things, whenever I'd turn around. They were just there, floating in space with ribbons on each end. They're like holes or something. I can't fucking explain them Well, whatever, I thought I had some kind of eye problem until I really managed to look straight at one for a second and, no, they're real. Then it was little things kept happening. I live alone, and I wasn't the one who ate that goddamn slice of cake I was saving for later. I wasn't the one who went rummaging through my own drawers or organized my desk. And the other night when I was in the shower with water in my eyes and reaching blindly for a bar of soap, it was only for a second but I'm sure I felt fingers put it into my hand. Nothing bad has happened all I want to know is what the hell is going on. I'm sitting here looking at my glass of water on the desk as I type this, and there's fucking lipstick marks on the rim. What the fuck do I do?
No.95496
>>95490yukari doesn't wear lipstick, so you're probablyy in quite a bit of danger
No.95553
>>95490If it's this intrusive I don't think spreading salt or burning incense is going to help, but, it doesn't seem like it's malicious so I wouldn't worry too much. If she likes cake then maybe buy more sweets. Maybe try writing notes and see if she writes back. When a friendly neighborhood Sukima comes to visit, who are you to turn her away?
Though, if you're dead set on removing her, then I have a solution: Go into the bathroom, turn off the lights, and yell KONO BABA three times in the mirror. If it worked something special will happen!
>>95496Sometimes she wants to be pretty.
No.95606
>>95553So the only thing to do is to encourage whatever it is? I mean, you're right that it hasn't been bad so far, maybe mischievous at the worst... I did pick up some cookies and fruit on the way home to leave out. When I got back I found a bottle of sake in the fridge. Should I have some? Is it even safe to drink? I don't know what to write so I think I'll leave it alone for now.
The only thing that's been going well for me lately has been sleeping, even with all this spooky crap going on. I'm surprised I'm not too paranoid to sleep, but instead it's like whenever I close my eyes at night I feel warmer, almost like someone's petting me. I think it's the new pillow I've been using.
No.95729
>>95553>Go into the bathroom, turn off the lights, and yell KONO BABA three times in the mirrorGave this advice to a friend who was suffering from a similar string of phenomena and I haven't heard from him since, nor has anyone. Even tried a wellness check and there were no traces of him inside or of having left, just a locked bathroom with his phone, wallet, and a running faucet.
Maybe he decided to just move away instead of trying the advice?
No.95731
>>95490>What the fuck do I do?>>95553>If it's this intrusive I don't think spreading salt or burning incense is going to help, but, it doesn't seem like it's malicious so I wouldn't worry too much.>Though, if you're dead set on removing her, then I have a solution: Go into the bathroom, turn off the lights, and yell KONO BABA three times in the mirror.If I may, there is an alternative solution. Based on the long standing tradition of circles and spheres used for apotropaic purposes, I think you should try to turn of one of your rooms into an interior of sphere. The trick is to stay there inside, where you should be essentially unpercebtible to any invading entity via tears in reality, long enough for it to get bored and leave.
Remove all kinds of furniture and trinkets from your room, use a plaster to turn crevices and corners into something spherical, ending with blocking the entrance to the room with a layer of plaster as well. Remember that the last part must be done without any tools, as nothing (including clothes) except you can stay inside, and that you will presumably want to leave at some point, thus this layer can't be to thick, otherwise you won't break it barehanded. Once all of this is done, lay down naked in the center of your room (if your room is more elliptical instead of circular after all those preparations, lay down in the middle of the shortest line segment between focal points) and assume embryonic position, as this is also connected with protective rites. You can sleep during that time, if you want, but don't move away or change positions. After 24 hours (you have to guess it, I'm sorry, but since you can stay longer with no negative on results, don't worry about pushing to your limits) any entity that was looking for you should have left (time in metaphysical is much more of a set of symbolical meanings than continuous stream).
I cannot stress enough how important it is to make sure that you plaster your room into a sphere correctly, uniformly and without any gaps. If you fail at that, the entity will simply get inside, with a mood for teaching you a lesson, your naked body the greatest bait for all kinds of terrible things. If you have someone you trust, you could arrange such person to come after specified period and help you open the entrance to the room, it will lessen the chance for getting out too early and for you dying of starvation. However, if the entity in question is more than less powerful, I think you should abstain from help. While the being won't be able to notice you inside the protective sphere, it could be able to notice that part of reality was severed from its access. It will then likely try to trick you into opening your room too early by imitating your friend, making all this effort in vain and probably getting assaulted as well.
If you are very confident in your skills (or have a death-wish), you can try instead to capture that entity. Prepare the room up to the point of sealing off the entrance, then put in the middle something that will bait the entity to get in. I think a cake should work in your case, but make sure it's fancy and that there is a lot of it, as you will need to keep the entity occupied for some time. Once the hole appears and cake starts to be eaten, put a plaster on the entrance from outside the room. If done correctly, this should lock the entity inside your room. You can then start to think what to do next with a lot of time to prepare, but keep in mind that your prisoner will probably be pissed about its predicament.
No.95735
>>95732age is not in fact a binary at all. Sure, there is Old and Young, but age itself is amorphous, it is not bounded meaningfully.
Yukari cannot change her own age, no matter how much she might want to.
No.95738
>>95735But she can change perception of what is considered old and what is considered young, can't she? And if she can do it locally, she doesn't even need to share with
the other those hags!
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No.95739
...
This is why you should understand the technology you are going to use before you actually do it, I guess.
No.95744
>>95743Just tried this, works like a charm and better than before even. Thanks!
No.95746
If the shikigami are functionally supercomputers she programmed herself, wouldn't she be tech savvy? The type to replace the entire school library IT room computers' OS with Gentoo in less than 2 hours
No.95747
>>95746She would replace them with Temple OS just to be pretentious
No.95749
>>95748Terry would be too powerful in Gensokyou, she probably manipulated him into harming himself because God's programmer rejected her sweet glownigger demon words.
No.95756
>>95746>If the shikigami are functionally supercomputers she programmed herself, wouldn't she be tech savvy?knowing how to make a Shikigami is very different from operating a computer. Computers are not based on the Bagua at all.
No.95762
>>95760gaps in the matrix
No.95768
>>95731I don't think I want to go through all that. First of all, nothing really
bad has happened so far, that plan sounds really risky and uncomfortable, plus... I don't think it'll give up that easily now, no matter what anyone has to say about metaphysics or ritual guarantees. It's still all little things, but they're happening more and more often and it's not even trying to hide it now. The cookies are all gone, and I found some stray hairs in my bedroom, so now I think it's hanging out when I'm not home instead of just spying remotely. My bed actually smelled sweet when I came back yesterday, like rose perfume or something.
The main thing, though, was this morning. I woke up around 4:00 and my hand was warm. Really warm. It felt like someone was holding it and wherever it was, it was somewhere really, really soft. Then I felt warm air, like someone was breathing on it. I'm not entirely sure because it only lasted a few seconds before I woke up with a start. When I jumped, the grip tightened up, then shoved my arm back towards me, and I opened my eyes in time to see one of those gap things closing. It was scary, but... I don't know if it was bad. My hand has had that same perfume scent on it all day and I haven't been able to make myself wash it off yet.
No.95922
>>95760>>95738>>95734 In case you missed my 1000 posts on this
No.95940
>>95923It's nice writing, however, I'm not giving him bad advice on the slight off chance it's real.
You never know.
No.96110
>>96102"Bad" is subjective
While her smell may not be up to a pleabian's taste it is up to the gap holder to embrace the joys and smells avaliable to you and simply understand that the gappy needs her 72 hour uninterrupted naps!
No.96185
What is Yukari good for
No.96299
Well, work sucked today. I got home two hours later than normal thanks to overtime, but when I stepped inside it smelled... great. There was a massive bowl of stir-fry, and rice topped with what I think was fried tofu. I didn't even care where it came from or if it might have been poison, I ate it all in about a minute and, frankly, it was the best meal I've ever had. Right after I finished, I began taking off my work clothes and just when I thought I wanted a shower, I heard the faucet turn on. I went to the bathroom and of course nobody was in there, but the water was the perfect temperature and it smelled like one of those gap things had sprayed essential oils. I don't really have any choice but to take it as it comes and honestly it was really nice.
Anyway, I got ready for bed and came into my room just now and there's a bunch of flower petals on my bed. More roses and... cherry blossoms, I think? I'm going to try and sleep and I'll deal with cleaning them up in the morning, I'm too tired right now. Goodnight, I guess.