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hate being sick Anonymous 06/04/25 (Wed) 02:36:12 No.97483 [Reply]>>97488 >>97496

It's that time of the year when my body somehow catches a sickness and now I get to feel like crap and be useless for a few days to a week. God I hate feeling sick, it's the absolute worst and I have no idea why despite living in this world for so long with it we can't figure out how to deal with colds.

Anonymous 06/04/25 (Wed) 03:01:00 No.97485

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How much water have you been chugging? You gotta piss out the vahrus.

Anonymous 06/04/25 (Wed) 03:27:54 No.97487

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Go get some sleep, dummy. Enjoy some nice time laying in bed and watching some stuff. It's nice to have an excuse to be a lazy piece of crap instead of just doing it out of pure laziess.

Anonymous 06/04/25 (Wed) 04:12:45 No.97488

>>97483
Hello friend, get lots of sleep! ONLY WAKE TO CARE FOR YOURSELF AND DRINK LOTS OF ELECTROLYTE FILLED DRINKS!!
They can also be made easily with salt, sugar, and water, or juice!

YUKKURI!!!

Anonymous 06/04/25 (Wed) 08:11:40 No.97496

>>97483
shivering snotter

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Anonymous 06/04/25 (Wed) 08:04:43 No.97494 [Reply]

youmu kołpaku

Anonymous 06/04/25 (Wed) 08:10:52 No.97495

File:average Youmu.jpg (55.1 KB,302x534)

Polish yoomoo?

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Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 15:50:42 No.97449 [Reply]>>97472

I've been wearing an anime t-shirt in public for the first time yesterday. No one laughed at or spit on me.
I was always too worried about what others think but I figured with almost 30 I'm too old to care now.

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Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 19:22:40 No.97471

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>>97469
Maybe I can start wearing traditional Japanese Ainu clothing as a subtle Utawarerumono reference...

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 19:25:34 No.97472

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>>97449
My head is full of cool(?) designs for shirts and keychains subtly referencing vocaloids, 2hus, some anime, and that'd be the only thing I'd wear that'd hint at my power level. I've yet to even get to make a draft because I have more pressing matters than possibly attract some person who's knowledgeable, sharp, and outgoing enough to call me out. You know how making friends with passersbies you meet in the streets is an implicit social taboo, anyway, so it's flabbergasting that some people wear stuff as if they want to be befriended by the right people, but they would likely get uncomfortable outside of the socializing temenos zones that serve as the theaters of their personas of choice.
My fashion philosophy is you should wear what an anime protagonist could wear. Norms actually complement me on my new clothes.

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 22:00:29 No.97475>>97492

>>97453
>>97456
now kiss

Anonymous 06/04/25 (Wed) 06:09:56 No.97492

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>>97475
Ehhh? B-but I'm just an old hag...

Anonymous 06/04/25 (Wed) 06:50:17 No.97493

I'm living in a smaller area where everyone knows each other and "culture" is dictated by either old folk, or the stereotypical european ghetto teen, so anything but mainstream degeneracy wouldn't really fly here.
I've never met anime or otaku people IRL just in general, but even if I were to go to a convention and wore something like a Touhou shirt, I'd be too worried about attracting Twitter-type people screaming "BAKA! BAKA!" directly into my ear and turning out to be the kinds of people that I'd rather not associate with. I consider myself very tolerant towards "tourists", non/nu-otaku or what you wanna call them, it's great that they're having fun! It's just that I'd prefer to talk to average Joe anons in a calm and normal way, much like the majority of anons respond to each other here, though I suspect it's specifically our kind that doesn't like to start an interaction.

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Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 16:21:38 No.97455 [Reply]>>97459

よしよし
なでなで

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Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 16:51:10 No.97459>>97462 >>97486 >>97491

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>>97455
touhou art is kind of surreal, maybe that goes for all japanese art. it's a cute girl, the situation isn't very sexual (usually), could be something innocuous... except that the breasts are drawn in a way to make sure that the viewer notices it. They could be small, or big, doesn't matter, what matter is that they should be obvious and in your face. Not that I don't like it.

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 17:55:24 No.97462

>>97459
That's what makes it erotic.

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 22:14:04 No.97476

love boobhus

Anonymous 06/04/25 (Wed) 03:22:05 No.97486

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>>97459
That's the best part. Like they're oblivious to their own size.

Anonymous 06/04/25 (Wed) 06:06:59 No.97491

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>>97459
Clothed well drawn boobers are just really nice to look at rather than sexual. They're there to help accentuate the theme of the image, which for the Satori pic it increases her cuteness tenfold.

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Anonymous 05/12/25 (Mon) 19:41:05 No.96059 [Reply]

It's Alice from the legendary Touhou series! Come and say hi to her, /jp/!

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Anonymous 05/31/25 (Sat) 13:00:33 No.97312>>97317

>>97311
Do you mean she bought shares?

Anonymous 05/31/25 (Sat) 15:25:33 No.97317

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>>97312
Alice has always been savvy and business-minded.

Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 00:11:42 No.97345

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Alice playing make believe with her dolls again!

Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 17:04:39 No.97418>>97490

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>>97305
>someone who spends most of her days staying inside.
Alice being a shut-in NEET is a meme. Those mushrooms aren't going to pick themselves, nor are these"lost travellers" going to seduce themselves.

Anonymous 06/04/25 (Wed) 04:39:08 No.97490

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>>97418
Shes not a shut in, but she is a total recluse when it comes to aquintences! If you can breech the contract between puppeteer and puppet you can win her heart!

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Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 18:09:54 No.97464 [Reply]

Anonymous 06/04/25 (Wed) 02:40:59 No.97484

you have to do something good to be the receiver of the ass pats sorry

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Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 19:37:27 No.97473 [Reply]

This wasn't a fun scene to watch!

It reminded me of my own long list of green murders i've committed over the years...
The first couple of plants died because i was mostly just forgetting to water them regularly.
After that i tried to do better for the next couple of plants only to end up watering them too much instead!
Then i tried to get pretty careful about not watering too much, or to little, but they still died!
The last one i got, as a gift from a relative last year, i'm not even entirely sure why it died... it did perfectly fine for the entire summer but then it just... slowly died off anyway!
After some asking around it seems liked the roots started rotting away and then it just died from lack of nutrients and inability of taking up water but... how...
Taking care of plants is too hard...

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 21:17:57 No.97474>>97477

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It's not too hard, but it is harder than most people realize. If you had root rot it could have been for various reasons such as soil compaction, over-watering, under-watering or even parasites down there in the soil. Once it's gone a period of time without moisture, soil can become hydrophobic and actually repel water which makes for some less than ideal conditions in regards to roots finding moisture and nutrition.
You should lightly fertilize it a few times a year and repot it every other year or so depending on species, too.
Lots of "beginner" plants are very durable, though, as they're the ones that survive long enough to make it to someone's house. I think like 40% of new houseplants die early on once they arrive at a home, too.

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 22:42:15 No.97477

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>>97474
>soil compaction, over-watering, under-watering or even parasites down there in the soil
>Once it's gone a period of time without moisture, soil can become hydrophobic
>lightly fertilize it a few times a year
>repot it every other year or so depending on species
Oh... those things might be something worth remembering if i end up getting a new plant this summer then. But i'm not making any promises on how well it'll go, because there is a lot to remember and i still think i'm lacking some general intuition on how to take care of plants!

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 23:03:23 No.97478

Murderer...

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 23:37:28 No.97479

its just a fuckiing plant

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 23:42:15 No.97480

DON'T fuck the plants

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Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 08:12:14 No.97111 [Reply]

This time I'm making it early so I don't forget it. *ahem*
REMEMBER TO SAY RABBIT RABBIT WHEN YOU WAKE UP ON SUNDAY FOR A MONTH OF GOOD LUCK!

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Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 00:58:25 No.97398

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Rabbit
Rabbit

Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 02:01:33 No.97399

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i forgot

Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 19:02:03 No.97420>>97421 >>97465

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>>97385
Things to add to the list: getting forced to work overtime, running into bad weather that lasted only for as long as it took me to get home, accidentally spilling most of my non-alcoholic drink I bought myself to de-stress...
Waiting for the Tewi apologists to defend these ones!

Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 19:43:21 No.97421

>>97420
clearly you have anti-luck what i recommend is going out to search for a black cat to snoof

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 18:37:31 No.97465

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>>97420
Perhaps it would be much worse without the extra luck!
But seriously, I feel you, especially with the overtime. I'm crazy stressed about work at the moment too but surely we'll both push through.

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Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 21:23:07 No.91667 [Reply][Last50 Posts]

What do you feel when you see this image? What are the philosophical implications of it? What does it say about humanity? Of our present and future? Can we learn from it?

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Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 01:31:19 No.96299>>96312 >>97460 >>97489

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Well, work sucked today. I got home two hours later than normal thanks to overtime, but when I stepped inside it smelled... great. There was a massive bowl of stir-fry, and rice topped with what I think was fried tofu. I didn't even care where it came from or if it might have been poison, I ate it all in about a minute and, frankly, it was the best meal I've ever had. Right after I finished, I began taking off my work clothes and just when I thought I wanted a shower, I heard the faucet turn on. I went to the bathroom and of course nobody was in there, but the water was the perfect temperature and it smelled like one of those gap things had sprayed essential oils. I don't really have any choice but to take it as it comes and honestly it was really nice.

Anyway, I got ready for bed and came into my room just now and there's a bunch of flower petals on my bed. More roses and... cherry blossoms, I think? I'm going to try and sleep and I'll deal with cleaning them up in the morning, I'm too tired right now. Goodnight, I guess.

Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 02:50:51 No.96312

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>>96299
That sure is a strange thing to see on your bed when you live alone, but I'm sure it's nothing to worry about. Well, goodnight. Let us know what tomorrow brings, if you return that is.

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 17:23:04 No.97460>>97481

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>>96299
We haven't heard from you in a while anon, are you alright? You haven't entered any weird purple portals, have you?

Anonymous 06/04/25 (Wed) 02:30:02 No.97481

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>>97460
The fate of many who dig too deeply into the mystery of Yukarin. I've seen many anons vanish to her persistence, and it'll continue to happen for years to come. You too if you keep chasing her.

Anonymous 06/04/25 (Wed) 04:25:13 No.97489

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>>96299
ANON PLEASE RESPOND, I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU SO PLEASE BREATHE IF YOU'VE BEEN GAPPIED.
KNOW RESCUE WILL COME FOR YOU RATHER SNAPPY, WE'LL RESCUE YOU WITH CARE SO PREPARE TO GET SAPPY!
ITS TIME TO BE FREE FROM THE BLONDE TEMPTRESS, DON'T DWADLE OR YOUR FATE WILL BE TO HAVE A HUNTRESS MOST RELENTLESS!

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Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 18:56:15 No.97419 [Reply]>>97448

Detective Saten is on the case!

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 01:33:38 No.97427

DETECTIVE!
What color are Uiharu's panties today?

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 07:19:48 No.97437

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The miracle never happened.

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 09:54:53 No.97448

>>97419
Saten guide my cock!!!

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Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 22:19:08 No.95885 [Reply]

>/jp/

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Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 08:53:11 No.97442>>97444 >>97445

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>/~~jp/~~

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 08:55:20 No.97444>>97446

>>97442
I saw that

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 08:55:48 No.97445>>97446

>>97442
I saw that

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 08:57:08 No.97446>>97447

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>>97444
>>97445
You didn't see nothin'

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 08:59:15 No.97447

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>>97446

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Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 12:36:39 No.95833 [Reply]

What's the deal with Pringles? It's weird to see them pop up in Japanese stuff. It even has over 200 hits on danbooru.

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Anonymous 05/11/25 (Sun) 03:34:28 No.95917

They are my least favorite chips and they break too easily.

Anonymous 05/11/25 (Sun) 23:10:38 No.95968

ate some offbrand pringies they were good

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 07:27:12 No.97439>>97440

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Two different shows in the same season!
Is Big Pringles exerting undue influence on Japanese studios?

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 08:06:07 No.97440>>97443

>>97439
that one clearly says paringles

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 08:54:16 No.97443

>>97440
don't be such a pendant

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Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 07:34:22 No.97405 [Reply]

>pissu

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 03:54:38 No.97435>>97438

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She tastes with her forehead?

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 07:21:55 No.97438

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>>97435
Actually, yeah. She is a plant.
(PS I want to fuck this adult plant)

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Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 01:10:02 No.97423 [Reply]>>97436

Wish I was a JK, JK-ing around with my JK friends... going on tours, roaming around the city with no purpose in mind, eating out, just having fun in general...

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Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 02:05:38 No.97431>>97432

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>>97430
It was a joke anon, if my life could be represented with a function it'd be picrel
X=0 is my birth

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 02:13:21 No.97432

>>97431
extrapolated to an infinite pre-life value, naruhodo
better to have never been

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 02:24:10 No.97433>>97434

The guy from Jamiroquai..?

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 02:28:04 No.97434

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>>97433

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 06:18:22 No.97436

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>>97423
There's indeed someone admirable in that pic

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Tengu Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 16:58:06 No.92126 [Reply]

Come talk about why they're the best Youkai in Gensokyo.

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Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 11:29:46 No.97121>>97130 >>97354 >>97422

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ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 13:43:37 No.97130

>>97121
Getting bapped with miss Syameimaru's rolled-up newspaper like a misbehaving dog!

Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 03:59:15 No.97354>>97411

>>97121
Telling Aya that I'll tell her familiar that the reason he doesn't get the juicy berries and yummy fried treats is because she's bullying me! Leading the crow strike with my supply of yummy foods and shinny stuff I use to bribe her familiar!

Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 12:50:45 No.97411

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