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File:Gczuuz9bcAIkIsY.jpg (286.37 KB,1792x2304)

 No.83151[Reply]

frick you /jp/
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 No.83155

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>>83153
Flipping someone off is like saying hello in america.

 No.83156

File:mpv-shot0049.jpg (256.58 KB,1920x1080)

kowai...

 No.83157

shabs flipped me...

 No.83354

File:Gb3THska8AAcNYh.jpg (108.33 KB,1444x2047)

I can see her /qa/...

 No.83402

File:[SubsPlease] Puniru wa Kaw….jpg (257.24 KB,1920x1080)

This is NOT a Puniru approved thread




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 No.83370[Reply]

thought about writing a webnovel called isekai shotgun (aka in another world with my shotgun) it would be about a guy with a shotgun who gets transported to another world but i quickly realized that that already exists and it's called army of darkness which is 10x better than anything i could ever write

sigh
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 No.83390

>>83385
I would love to go hunting, but getting a license here is a giant pain in the angus.

 No.83392

File:[Piyoko] Himitsu no AiPri ….jpg (242.25 KB,1920x1080)

I'm not sure if there's any random word combination that hasn't been an isekai yet. You might need to further specialize it, like reincarnated AS a shotgun in the pistol kingdom or something

 No.83393

What if instead he gets isekai'd into a shotgun? Like the vending machine one.

 No.83394

>that already exists
There's always something that already exists, do it.

 No.83399

>thought about writing a webnovel called isekai shotgun
I only read this far before I thought "So Army of Darkness?". Then I finished the post.




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 No.83355[Reply]

Have you done your stretches today?
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 No.83368

it's not surprising. people have been drawing her with a penis for a decade at this point. she's always been popular with crossdressers too

 No.83369

>>83367
You weren't aborted.

 No.83372

>>83355
ive been stretching you're mum LMAO

 No.83374

>>83372
thanks, rigor mortis tends to make people very stiff

 No.83377

it's important to do your stretches after a workout, not before




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 No.83323[Reply]

FUCK THESE FLYING COCKSUCKERS GO SHOVE A HUNDREDS DICKS IN ALL YOUR MOUTHS AND LEAVE ME ALONE
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 No.83331

>>83330
those are a war crime in modern metroidvanias, but hollow knight controls well enough to make them manageable

 No.83332

>>83327
Hit the lever!

 No.83343

File:2024-11-25 14-45-56 1-1 1-….mp4 (10.06 MB,720x480)

I got back up and pwned them

 No.83346

>>83343
You almost died!!

 No.83347

>>83346
Almost, but I didn't that time! (Ignore the probably hundred other attempts getting to and beating Dracula.............)




File:[SubsPlease] Puniru wa Kaw….jpg (319.32 KB,1920x1080)

 No.82909[Reply]

>>>/qa/74491

FACT: Puniru is a kawaii slime
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 No.83319

>>83304
is puniro's manjo punya punya??

 No.83320

File:[SubsPlease] Puniru wa Kaw….jpg (201.71 KB,1920x1080)

>>83317
KORURI ATE PUNIRU!

 No.83321

File:Sonny.Boy.jpg (Spoiler Image,433.81 KB,1280x720)

>>83313
>>83317
he's got quite the range of moods and styles he can convey too. i first started picking out his work after watching the rather somber, but sweet story in a story in sonny boy. fantastic stuff.

 No.83322

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>>83321
not even a project like puniru can sway his absolute mastery of symbolism

 No.83329

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>>83322
I don't get it




 No.83306[Reply]

Love it when anime gets a proper BD remaster. Only learned of the new BD's existence recently, but for Project A-ko the remaster looks absolutely fantastic and emphasizes every single detail of the animation with crisp quality.

I wish the Japanese treasured their old masters more so that we could get more BDs like this instead of the awful upscales that seem to be so much more common.
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 No.83308

I still think the worst thing about the lack of care for the original masters is that we'll never ever get the Maze movie.

 No.83309

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>>83307
I guess it probably is a thing among Western cultures as well, but it doesn't seem as prevalent. At least, not in terms of what I've wanted to watch. The BD remasters I pick up for Western film/TV are normally pretty good unless the director has fucked with them for one reason or another(Lucas). TNG's BD remaster in particular was a treat.

 No.83311

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>>83309
Yeah, but even among Star Trek there's glaringly painful exceptions. Deep Space 9 and Voyager are DVD quality still. It's actually worse than DVD... It's like a composite recording. There's frequent rainbow shimmer and dot crawl.

 No.83315

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Masters? What are those?

 No.83318

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>>83315
The person holding the leash




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 No.83302[Reply]

いまだけダブチ食べ美 thinks the cultural pendulum has shifted back a bit too far

 No.83303

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hmm yes

 No.83305

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>>83303
The latest victim of "Supersize Me"

 No.83310

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Thinking on a /secret/ thread, Japan still knows how to properly brand themselves it seems.




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 No.83295[Reply]

Otaku must be freed from the demonic influence of gyaru.

 No.83296

i don't like this anime it's too popular

 No.83297

File:[SubsPlease] Dandadan - 06….jpg (293.55 KB,1920x1080)

Why would you want to be "freed"?

 No.83298

>>83296
based contrarian

 No.83299

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>>83298
Based on what?

 No.83301

>>83299
popular terminology




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 No.83260[Reply]

What are some games about taking endless dick up your ass?

 No.83262

Probably quite a few RPGMaker games. I can't name any offhand, though.

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 No.83264

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>>83262
Fear and Hunger?
Severe anal bleeding is a status effect

 No.83286

>>83264
the /jp/ status effects

 No.83290

the game of life




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 No.83242[Reply]

I;m thinking about thos Beans
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 No.83254

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>>83252
I think it's mainly the slimy texture that puts people off, natto with a little spicy mustard is pretty all right taste wise.

 No.83261

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>>83250
oni no liek beans

 No.83287

someone get those spiderwebs out of their beans!

 No.83288

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>>83287
what if I told you they were supposed to be like that?

 No.83289

NATTO BEAN BEAMU!!!




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 No.83188[Reply]

what if you combined breakfast

and dinner

to create brinner
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 No.83270

>>83188
It would be like a midnight snack

 No.83271

>>83241
Read this as "Dutch sounds weird to me".

 No.83275

>>83271
i respect dutch for ditching the aberrant voiced+aspiration germanic chimera in favor of just voice like its civilized southern neighbors

 No.83285

what if you're still eating your breakfast past lunchtime

 No.83292

>>83275
>its civilized southern neighbors
Luxembourg?




File:nanami fishburg.jpg (224.36 KB,1440x1080)

 No.83244[Reply]

Why do people say that cheese doesn't go with seafood?
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 No.83246

no one says this. there's plenty of pasta and risotto recipes that call for cheese and seafood

 No.83249

File:image_01948.jpg (93.49 KB,1024x768)

indirect incest kissu...

 No.83251

Fish don't make cheese.

 No.83266

File:[SubsPlease] NegaPosi Angl….jpg (239.94 KB,1920x1080)

Cultures that historically raised cattle and also subsisted on fish seem pretty rare, so I'd assume there hasn't been enough time for it to intertwine in a way that becomes second nature. I guess there's Italy as someone mentioned, but that whole 'paradise climate for the human species' thing is very limited and others had to adapt.

 No.83269

Filet-o-Fish
Anchovy Pizza
Fish Tacos
Salmon and Cream Cheese Bagel

ChatGPT says:
Tuna Casserole
Fish and Chips with Cheese Curds
Salmon with LemonDill Sauce and Goat Cheese
Shrimp and Grits with Cheddar Cheese




 No.83268[Reply]

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!



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 No.83196[Reply]

The Nintendo DS just turned 20.
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 No.83231

>>83198
>I'd compare it to the NES or SNES with its catalog of games
You are vastly overestimating the NES library and somewhat the SNES one. The DS is the PS2 of handhelds.
Also, the phat model is rounded and pretty comfortable in adult hands, it just makes the screens look minuscule in comparison to the rest of the brick.
Also also, the 3DS has full compatibility the DS (well, outside of like two games with unique hardware attachments) and can be hacked incredibly easily so unless you're an extreme retro purist that's the far better option.

 No.83234

>>83196
GOAT 4ever

 No.83235

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>>83231
One downside of the phat model for an adult is that the stylus is both shorter and thinner compared to the Lite and the 3DS, making the stylus harder to hold.

Overall, the 3DS is a decent option, but there are some downsides to using it for GBA and DS games.
One is that the position of the dpad directly below the circle pad makes the dpad uncomfortable to use for a long period of time.
Another is the screen scaling. By default the image is scaled up to fill the higher-resolution screens, which makes the image look blurry and ugly. There is a pixel-perfect option, but this makes the image appear even smaller than on the original GBA model and the original DS model because the pixels are physically smaller.
And you miss out on functionality in games that use the bottom GBA slot for anything. This includes those games where it's required like those with unique hardware attachments that you mentioned, but there are also quite a few games where the bottom slot enables bonus functionality like transferring Pokemon from Gen 3 to Gen 4, unlocking a music video in WarioWare Touched, getting rumble in Ouendan 2, instantly unlocking all the cases in the Japanese Phoenix Wright trilogy, etc.
There's also a small portion of GBA titles that currently don't function properly on a softmodded 3DS.

 No.83255

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After my first 3DS broke (shoulder buttons somehow) I waited and got the 2DS XL. The 3D part of the 3DS was a gimmick that was quickly abandoned and I never liked it that much in the first place, so the 2DS that was cheaper was a much better option.
It's pretty comfortable when compared to previous incarnations, but the speaker placement is horrendous and you often block it with your hand. I really don't know what they were thinking with that one, it should have been enough to scrap the design and start over.

 No.83259

>>83255
Had to keep the tradition of the 2DS looking like a total joke so the rest of us can laugh at poorfags, I guess. I very rarely turn the 3D on, but I still went for the N3DS XL because it looks better and has sensible speaker, home button, and camera placement instead of looking like a smartphone taped to a control pad.

>>83235
>the dpad uncomfortable to use for a long period of time
XL doesn't have this problem, you can hold it with a normal grip on the d-pad instead of needing to pinch the bottom left to keep your hand in position like with the OG 3DS. It does add to the scaling issues if you're a purist, but I'll gladly trade some sharpness for a more comfortable grip and being able to see the screen better with my old eyes, especially with games that focus on the touch screen and stylus controls.

I know GBA emulation is still shaky, but I thought agbfirm ran GBA games natively, so it's weird to hear some don't work.




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 No.83257[Reply]

>if you don't pay us, we'll sit here and let the bodies pile up in the streets
Maybe privatizing public safety wasn't the best idea...

 No.83258

well you know, the private company will need to pay people eventually so if you hold out long enough they'll lower their prices and be more efficient with their hiring practices

 No.83265

I'll have to wait to comment on this after I watch the episode..




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