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 No.86073[Reply]

>/jp/
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 No.86132

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>>86119
I just want him to blackmail me into smashing his B-womb, that's all.

 No.86133

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I think you all might be gay

 No.86134

>>86133
Boygirls aren't gay.

 No.86135

>>86119
and a ching chong to you too young lady

 No.86807

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>/jp/




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 No.86802[Reply]

>Unique posters: 10,523
EEEH! SUGEE!

 No.86803

all me

 No.86804

think this is more of a /jp/ thread, so moving it

 No.86805

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Is that in the whole history of the site or just posts on the site right now?




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 No.86745[Reply]

Once again I’m attempting to sleep and being besieged by hallucinations of someone shooting me or a constant and repulsive noise there to keep me up. Does /jp/ ever have this happen to them? Also is it stress that causes it like I’m thinking it does? Because if so I really need to stop concerning myself with stressful situations.

 No.86746

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I had something like this happen to me a decade ago. It would always hit just as I'm falling asleep, hypnogogic hallucinations I believe they're called. For me it was a temporary crippling panic disorder that triggered it, but I got better after a few weeks or months. I don't remember, I suppressed most of it because it was trauma related.
Only thing that worked for me was stay up so long I would fall asleep regardless due to exhaustion.

If you think it's due to stress, it's probably due to stress.

 No.86747

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I don't think I've ever had this specific issue of threatening hallucinations, but I've had neutral ones. It happens when my sleeping has been strange, and my theory is that it's caused by part of the brain successfully falling asleep and dreaming while the rest of you is still conscious.
I don't have any suggestions on how to fix it, but it might help to listen to something to distract you. Maybe music, but also something like youtube with someone with a monotonous voice.

 No.86748

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>a constant and repulsive noise there to keep me up
it means that your etheric body is separating from your physical body. the noise and vibrations are there to stop the norms from unwittingly initiating astral travel.

 No.86751

>>86745
I've been having a real problem with this too ever since the ethnic composition of my neighborhood shifted. I'm afraid the only solution anymore is to move to a high-income gated community.

 No.86790

>>86745
dont worry its just the government




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 No.86783[Reply]

I forgot it was π day!

 No.86785

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Pie, you say?

 No.86788

File:paimei.gif (1.86 MB,498x266)

>>86785
No, Pai Mei

 No.86789

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>>86788
Pie me?




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 No.86755[Reply]

Remember to always show appreciation towards your maids.

 No.86756

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Arigatou Meidotachi!

 No.86758

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キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.86767

File:241203.mp4 (327.89 KB,960x540)

The ojou-sama FEARS the meido revolt.

 No.86769

>>86767
The masterful execution and form of that bitch slap, the force which perfectly turned that haughty ojou-sama's head. Truly, this meido must have been under the tutelage of best of the best.

 No.86780

>>86767
nice slap!




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 No.86764[Reply]

SHABs eat bread because it provides them power

 No.86765

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loli liek pan

 No.86766

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They should eat the bread if they know what's good for them




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 No.86739[Reply]

Eat the riaju.
Feed them to the norm eaters.

 No.86740

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feed Himari burgs

 No.86742

do NOT trust this abomination she just wants to feed her daddy

 No.86750

File:GNR7JTGaQAAEztw.jpg (220.72 KB,1495x2007)

Feed the riajuu.
Feed ramen to the norm eaters.




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 No.86677[Reply]

ITT your favorite Touhou characters and why you love them.

My favorite 2hu is Ran and I love her because she's so unlike any other Kitsune in media. She's much more humble while still retaining those qualities foxfags like traditional Kitsune for. Her intelligence isn't used to one up other characters, rather, it's overshadowed by being in service to someone smarter (or dumber depending on how you spin the source material). While she's a bit of a drooling retard in SSiB on account of ZUN needing to jack off Yukari at every opportunity, she's still really cute in that manga. Other appearances are sparse, but steadily build a picture of who she is, with TH19 bringing the most of her we've seen in 20 years and I think it's her best representation yet. Unlike many other 2hus she doesn't come across as an asshole, she's not vulgar or rude and seems kinder than most. Moreover she comes off as motherly. Being a shab, we can't leave out her appearance. Despite her modesty she has incredible sex appeal. Any extra skin she does show is erotic and her sprite in TH19 is borderline NSFW. She wouldn't be as interesting if she were another floozy with her cleavage hanging out from a low cut kimono. The overall design of her outfit is distinctly "Touhou" in aesthetic with her tabard and silly ofuda covered mob cap. I know some people hate on the hat, but I think it makes her fox ears more erotic. It's all a charm point. Lastly, as befitting a fox of the highest quality, she has nine lustrous tails which needs no further explanation. Overall best toe hoe and top wife material in my correct opinion, I love her a lot and think of her often.

Runners up are Yukari and Chen, and Okuu oddly enough. There's also something about the god characters too that draws me to them, it's hard to explain.
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 No.86711

>>86708
since i dove into yukkuri lore i want to stomp them into paste

 No.86713

>>86711
NO! Yukkuri are friends!

 No.86715

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>>86698
Probably not Aya or Hatate anyways

 No.86744

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It's hard to explain, but something about Patchy just clicks with me.

 No.86749

>>86744
i just clicked this patchy




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 No.86729[Reply]

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
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 No.86732

File:[SubsPlease] Jashin-chan D….jpg (335.13 KB,1920x1080)

What's the matter, baldy? Need more oxygen to grow your hair back? Or are they giving you life support until ET can come take you home?

 No.86733

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キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.86734

>>86732
Since Jashin chan dies all the time (via Yurine) and just revives she doesn't get the fragility of life.

 No.86736

>>86734
Or maybe she’s just a demon. All of them are like that.

 No.86743

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>>86734
You know what was even more fragile than life? His hair follicles.




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 No.86400[Reply]

OH MY GAH
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 No.86404

>>86400
it's disappointing that she has a job, she deserves to be the housewife of a work-from-home husband who devotes at least 10 hours a day everyday to making love with her.

 No.86405

>>86404
she's gonna stay up late giving lectures on german idealism and NO man will ever put up with it

 No.86406

This news made me unreasonably happy.

 No.86613

Misses this thread somehow and looked it up. Wow.
I haven't read yotsuba in a few years which means I've missed about 4 chapters. Wonder if /azu/ is still around as a board somewhere instead of a discord, since that's where I would go for a fast translation that would get posted to 4/a/ a few days later.

 No.86741

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>>86613
Well, Mangadex has it now so no reason to really go scouring the earth for it. Really nice chapter and Osaka is unchanged for the most part, even in adulthood.




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 No.86716[Reply]

Za Pepper trips like a big tard.

 No.86717

ouch right on the clit

 No.86718

big benis :DDDD

 No.86726

she's reading AND dying

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Haaah haaah~

 No.86770

>>86738
za shiriko buttman...




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 No.86727[Reply]

Frieren (not) at historic route 66 and (not eating a corndog)

 No.86728

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Why does she eat the burger, but not the corndog?

 No.86730

Too much meat and carbs and old people gotta watch their diet.

 No.86735

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キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.86737

Doesn't look like she ate the burger, just a tiny nibble on the bun. What a shameful elf




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 No.86721

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good thread
too bad I'm posting in it

 No.86722

this thread is awful too bad I'm gonna piss on it.

 No.86723

(。•́︿•̀。) my thread.....

 No.86724

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HOLY SHIT OP IS THAT REAL

 No.86725

it should be. with a fair bit of training anyone can do as much




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 No.86525[Reply]

*chu*

 No.86526

Lucky guy, if she inherited her father's smarts he probably never needs to work because she can handle all the finances.

 No.86704

>>86525
only reason why we like 2D women is because they're nothing like 3D women

 No.86714

>>86704
sager




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 No.86290[Reply]

So, what's your type(s)?
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 No.86413

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Also forgot manticore tailpussy and all that.

 No.86415

futas with huge dicks

 No.86416

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キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.86706

>>86415
gross

 No.86712

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>>86290
Being an immortal witch who has lost all sense of time, Bernkastel often wears the same pantsu for thousands of years before noticing.




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