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File:[Erai-raws] Kusuriya no Hi….jpg (196.24 KB,1920x1080)

 No.97669[Reply]

I got rid of it. I got rid of it all, and not just the gunpowder...

 No.97676

File:[Piyoko] Himitsu no AiPri ….jpg (208.59 KB,1920x1080)

Even the bananas?!




File:1747169424188824.gif (345.71 KB,500x566)

 No.96210[Reply]

I used to think kigurumi was weird u til the anime con where I fucked one in the men’s room.

I was fucking this tiny little petite Megumin and after about a minute or two I couldn’t take it any longer and I shot my load in her butt. However, I didn’t go limp so I kept going, but fucking her harder until she was moaning in near agony and ecstasy. Eventually I nutted a second time and pulled out and I had destroyed her ass.

I have never had sex like that with a normal girl.

Don’t know it until you have tried it
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 No.97661

File:C-1749395732268.png (2.24 MB,1247x908)

Saw some kigurimi this weekend.
they didn't speak and it was kinda scary

no restroom sex, either

 No.97672

>>97661
I recognize the character on the right, but not really sure about who the left one is supposed to be, doesn't quite look like frieren but maybe it is.
Also, i've actually been wondering how it'd feel to wear a full latex/rubber bodysuit.
>didn't speak
That's probably pretty usual with kig, especially if they feel like their voice doesn't really fit with their character's voice and might break the immersion a little.
>no restroom sex
Aw, unfortunate...

 No.97673

>>97672
The girl on the left is Beta from "Kage no Jitsuryokusha ni Naritakute".

 No.97674

>>97661
FURIOUS chinese sage in the middle

 No.97675

>>97673
Thanks. Haven't seen that anime so that probably explains it.




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 No.95954[Reply]

Remember to celebrate mothers day, /jp/!
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 No.96040

File:39274955_p0.jpg (656.88 KB,790x900)

>>96008
You're lucky to have been raised by someone with such refined mofu taste.

 No.96078

File:__yakumo_yukari_yakumo_ran….png (503.54 KB,580x1500)

Does grandma count?

 No.96109

File:chen wont stop crying.jpg (664.55 KB,855x1200)

>>96078
I'd say so.

 No.97662

File:yskoo_080625.jpg (360.93 KB,1125x1500)

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.97668

>>95954
I forgot to call my mom on her birthday, it was a genuine mistake on my end. After? I choose not to call her after, maybe one day I'll stop hating her.




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 No.97585[Reply]

Wait, if you don’t care to train Pokemon together then why’d you come here?
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 No.97589

Give me your buns.

 No.97603

File:1681641923443.jpg (131.67 KB,1280x720)

>>97586
I don't care how 'mainstream' it is. I want that fucking cat.

 No.97659

>>97589
You can't just take a girls buns, you monster. They're essential to her survival.

 No.97663

>>97659
He's just asking her to lend them to him.

 No.97666

>>97585
I've cum to insert my hm and never take it out




File:nooo.jpg (83.26 KB,850x607)

 No.97560[Reply]

Bakibros......... Our strongest........ Peak human male..........
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 No.97562

File:[ASW] Ninja to Koroshiya n….jpg (197.46 KB,1920x1080)

I'm your bro????

 No.97574

File:tard.jpg (104.77 KB,662x662)

>>97562
Big brudder!

 No.97575

I hate those bean paste pests so much

 No.97584

I love those bean paste pals so much

 No.97619

File:105438198_p0.png (4.35 KB,250x300)

ATE that yukkuri




File:[Erai-raws] Kidou Senshi G….jpg (186.5 KB,1920x1080)

 No.97617[Reply]

¥kissu fleeing 4/qa/ circa 2019

 No.97618

File:[MoyaiSubs] Mewkledreamy -….jpg (344.92 KB,1920x1080)

Oui. It is le tragédie




 No.97600[Reply]

>>155547
Just post it and let some other tard worry about the thread move.



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 No.97449[Reply]

I've been wearing an anime t-shirt in public for the first time yesterday. No one laughed at or spit on me.
I was always too worried about what others think but I figured with almost 30 I'm too old to care now.
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 No.97546

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 No.97550

>>97505
but how am I supposed to get my groceries and enjoy my life if I'm not wearing my cool discreet hentai t-shirt that only knows would know!?
>>97509
It was very kowai, and I was trying to explain to him that I got it from the gachimuchi guy, mowtendoo.

 No.97551

the problem with anime t-shirts is that they aren't collared, and I don't wear uncollared t-shirts

 No.97552

>>97546
I don't watch her, I just wanted an anime tiddy shirt and that was the only one I could find.
>>97551
Would be interesting to wear a polo but with some logo of your favorite anime on it. I can imagine myself dressing half decent and wearing a polo that had had a subtle anime reference on it.

 No.97594

File:1592059304-3000x3450.png.jpg (112.85 KB,1024x1024)

I have way too many clothes like this. I prefer to go for more abstract patterns or designs that don't directly reference whatever they depict and often find that text will ruin what is otherwise an acceptable print. I sort of made my own once too; due to a bug I recieved a $300 gift card to a high end custom print website and made an all-over Okuu pattern by cutting out depictions of her from comics and collaging them together in Photoshop. I've only had a couple of people comment on these sorts of clothes where I live over the course of many years, with one being Japanese and another who thought I had a Miku shirt on. In Japan I had unique interactions because wearing clothing in the vein of pic related is a dogwhistle, for lack of a better term, of being interested in 天使界隈 or similar.

>>97451
>Although it's the 'aesthetic' that's popular, not necessarily the content itself.
I've recieved numerous angry comments online over the years for asking if people have watched or read the series on their clothing or listen to them if it depicts a band. People really love being posers and seem to hate having any ounce of authenticity in the way they dress.

>>97493
This is the kind of thing that bothers me too. I like seeing people organically become involved with subculture, but all too often that involvement is inorganic due to social media influencer and a style over substance approach of wanting to be involved just so they can show they are. I find that the insufferable ones who yell and scream about their love for whatever are always those who recently became involved with a hobby and always on a surface level.

>>97552
Cospa usually makes stuff like that, often being more feasible in-universe clothing.




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 No.96980[Reply]

Guys how do we save Kagami?

 No.96983

File:[MoyaiSubs] Mewkledreamy -….jpg (424.79 KB,1920x1080)

From what?

 No.96984

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>>96983
Empl*yment...

 No.96985

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>>96984
oh no....

 No.96990

File:working is fun.jpg (289.49 KB,2048x1548)

>>96984
Why? Spending all day working everyday until you die is great...

 No.97582

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>>96984
I've tried to get her to accept the stay-at-home wife life but she's refused to do anything that's not giving her a bunch of stress daily since she perceives it to be normal to feel this way.




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 No.97563[Reply]

Given enough time, Satoko should be able to turn the whole Earth into leaves, leaving all the living beings to float in space.
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 No.97570

>>97568
nice, someone on /u/ ran the numbers as well and also ended up with quadrillions of years in their estimate
https://archived.moe/u/thread/4377275/#4379872
millions of times the age of the universe... and at least ten maha-kalpas

 No.97571

File:[Erai-raws] Ninja to Koro….webm (590.85 KB,1920x1080)

>>97568
>>97570
A nice guesstimate, but this calculation leaves out that it's not a consistent linear formular for how long it takes for something to leafify. The average human female is around 17.22ft³ and she can leafify that in a second or less. So probably it depends entirely on her confidence and imaging of the event since we saw how her clothing being off affected her usual instant leafication of bodies, causing her to be very sluggish at it. But now that she knows it's possible it looks like in the next episode her leaf ability is working much faster on a possibly similarly sized building. So either the earth takes exponentially longer to leaf than even the quadrillion estimate, or it collapses much faster in which case god save us all if she gets confident.

 No.97572

>>97571
>17.22ft³ and she can leafify that in a second or less
Just in case this was confusing the original calculation provided by Anons means that it should take Konoha around 40 seconds to do in a person.

 No.97573

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>>97568
Just realized this is complete trash.
This assumes that the building is a huge block of cinder, when in reality a building is mostly just hollow.
Safe to say, it'd take a lot more than the final number of years to completely leafify the Earth. Based on the calculations.
But if as >>97571 says its based on her confidence/調子 (sadly we didn't get to see it because the cicada decided to move), it could probably be as fast as it takes her to leafify a human.
In which case we could all be in space any moment now...

 No.97576

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File:[Erai-raws] Apocalypse Hot….jpg (409.49 KB,1920x1080)

 No.97521[Reply]

is nobody going to talk about the FUCKING SKELETONS IN THE HOTEL OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 No.97523

Humanity has returned!

 No.97524

like snakes and lizards evolving the loss of their legs or viruses turning into an undead curse unleashed upon life these skellingtons have simply learned to leave most of their bodyweight behind

 No.97525

They're not skeletons they're Jokers!

 No.97569

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!




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 No.97111[Reply]

This time I'm making it early so I don't forget it. *ahem*
REMEMBER TO SAY RABBIT RABBIT WHEN YOU WAKE UP ON SUNDAY FOR A MONTH OF GOOD LUCK!
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 No.97399

File:R-1748829692156.jpg (885.14 KB,1920x1080)

i forgot

 No.97420

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>>97385
Things to add to the list: getting forced to work overtime, running into bad weather that lasted only for as long as it took me to get home, accidentally spilling most of my non-alcoholic drink I bought myself to de-stress...
Waiting for the Tewi apologists to defend these ones!

 No.97421

>>97420
clearly you have anti-luck what i recommend is going out to search for a black cat to snoof

 No.97465

File:__inaba_tewi_touhou_drawn_….jpg (456.95 KB,680x961)

>>97420
Perhaps it would be much worse without the extra luck!
But seriously, I feel you, especially with the overtime. I'm crazy stressed about work at the moment too but surely we'll both push through.

 No.97557

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>>97465
It's snowballing hard.
>>97421
Today, a white cat had crossed my path instead, as the black one was busy eating (couldn't reach it for snoofs since it was deep under a trash container)? That's scary, damn it.




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 No.97529[Reply]

is gnfos down for anyone else i am trying to follow the ron paul jakarta trip
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 No.97535

its up for me now

 No.97536

imagine having a functional website

 No.97543

why would he go to Indonesia?

 No.97549

>>97533
chewww

 No.97553

>>97543
Indonesian femboys I assume.




File:[ASW] Summer Pockets - 09 ….jpg (Spoiler Image,200.93 KB,1920x1080)

 No.97544[Reply]

Takahara Hairi can't catch a break, all his girls keep turning out to be fictional!



File:Asuna514 - i cant stop thi….mp4 (2.56 MB,720x720)

 No.97526[Reply]

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.97538

think someone posted this before at some point
it seems familiar

 No.97542

>>97538
yeah on /secret/ but it was edited to have a spanish song
cant flipping find it




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