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Anonymous 06/09/25 (Mon) 20:47:41 No.97725 [Reply]

Get in /jp/!

Let me suck your cock dude!

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Anonymous 06/12/25 (Thu) 17:52:15 No.97863

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>>97861
Stop... you don't understand how much I need it...

Anonymous 06/12/25 (Thu) 17:54:39 No.97864

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>>97863
Need what? Some pants? I have plenty.

Anonymous 06/12/25 (Thu) 17:56:30 No.97865

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heklo is this the rape cluib

Anonymous 06/12/25 (Thu) 17:57:07 No.97866

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>>97863
I always knew Za Zombie was a slute.

Anonymous 06/12/25 (Thu) 18:18:30 No.97867

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It's so fucking over.
I'll be a virgin forever at this rate.

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Anonymous 06/12/25 (Thu) 15:59:31 No.97850 [Reply]

i dont even
cant anymore
the dream is the mother is over wash away the anger th

Anonymous 06/12/25 (Thu) 16:37:04 No.97853

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strange post, but relatable

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Anonymous 06/12/25 (Thu) 15:39:12 No.97849 [Reply]

knock knock

Anonymous 06/12/25 (Thu) 16:10:49 No.97851

入って、どうぞ！

Anonymous 06/12/25 (Thu) 02:46:33 No.97822 [Reply]

月が赤い
暴走が始まる
も時間が無い

Anonymous 06/12/25 (Thu) 02:56:14 No.97823

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Is that a haiku
I am not good at those things
I want cheeseburger

Anonymous 06/12/25 (Thu) 12:19:35 No.97839

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It's a call that sends wolfies into heat

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Anonymous 06/12/25 (Thu) 06:56:40 No.97831 [Reply]

Where did all the maids go

Anonymous 06/12/25 (Thu) 07:02:00 No.97832

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the raids were all fired from the /qa/ mansion for being too unmaid like

Anonymous 06/12/25 (Thu) 07:05:14 No.97833

Gundam alternative story where she becomes a maid and the rest is about maid duties.
Hmmm... maybe I should be a director.

Anonymous 06/12/25 (Thu) 07:26:11 No.97834

>>97833
There was a good chunk of fanficition where she becomes a brothel whore

Anonymous 06/12/25 (Thu) 09:39:16 No.97837

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>>97834
That's not the kind of maid work I was envisioning...

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Anonymous 06/12/25 (Thu) 00:47:47 No.97814 [Reply]

ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

Anonymous 06/12/25 (Thu) 00:51:51 No.97815

if we combine this with obese miku we'll finally have a fat bastardette

Anonymous 06/12/25 (Thu) 01:06:53 No.97816

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ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

Anonymous 06/12/25 (Thu) 01:09:52 No.97817

>>97815
She would still be cute. Such is the power of Miku.

Anonymous 06/12/25 (Thu) 04:12:06 No.97824

Hatsune Mike

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Anonymous 06/11/25 (Wed) 17:49:00 No.97797 [Reply]

We've got a fucking rat - kill it!

Anonymous 06/11/25 (Wed) 17:57:07 No.97798

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die maus

Anonymous 06/11/25 (Wed) 18:53:08 No.97799

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You wouldn't hurt the rat. She's cool!

Anonymous 06/11/25 (Wed) 19:16:35 No.97801

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Another one! The cat isn't doing her job!

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Anonymous 06/11/25 (Wed) 03:04:45 No.97770 [Reply]

FUCK TANUKI

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Anonymous 06/11/25 (Wed) 11:36:20 No.97774

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>>97770
Don't mind if I do.

Anonymous 06/11/25 (Wed) 11:53:38 No.97775

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>>97774
FUCK TANUKI

Anonymous 06/11/25 (Wed) 12:02:16 No.97777

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>>97770
>>97775
Agree, rarely tanuki is undeserving such fate.

Anonymous 06/11/25 (Wed) 12:04:59 No.97778

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>>97775
Please, foxmomwife, be nice to to my tanukimomwife.

Anonymous 06/11/25 (Wed) 12:11:07 No.97779

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>>97778
As soon as she stops living in a cave like a thieving rat and joins civilized society. There's this thing called money and you use it to pay for goods and services. Leaves are not a valid accepted currency outside of the wasteland of Canada.

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Anonymous 06/07/25 (Sat) 23:08:54 No.97623 [Reply]

Gonna keep on dancing to the rock and roll!

On Saturday night! Saturday niiight!!

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Anonymous 06/11/25 (Wed) 01:08:14 No.97765

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>>97758
Happy Tuesday anon! And birthday too, I guess

Anonymous 06/11/25 (Wed) 01:11:32 No.97766

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>>97758
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Anonymous 06/11/25 (Wed) 01:49:17 No.97767

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>>97766

Anonymous 06/11/25 (Wed) 01:55:14 No.97768

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>>97758
Happy birthday! I hope today was special after all.
And I hope tomorrow is too!

Anonymous 06/11/25 (Wed) 05:32:10 No.97773

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>>97758
Yes, but next year it falls on a wednesday which is far more memorable of a day, and tuesday will remain forgotten. And happy birthday.

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Anonymous 06/09/25 (Mon) 09:17:26 No.97703 [Reply]

ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

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Anonymous 06/09/25 (Mon) 12:58:18 No.97715

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>>97714
Apparently it was fake or something.

Anonymous 06/09/25 (Mon) 14:09:05 No.97716

>>97709
>>97715
the japs don't use "lolicon" to mean "loli" though, "lolicon" is still pedophile (without the child molester connotations)
Bet it was some redditard farming upvotes or something.

Anonymous 06/09/25 (Mon) 14:41:50 No.97719

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>>97709
>>97715
うううぅぅぅぅぅ~

Anonymous 06/09/25 (Mon) 14:47:37 No.97720

>>97716
That's true. Loli ≠ lolicon. Which is why I append "or something" to those posts. I dont care enough to sift through all the bullshit to find out if it's actually true.

Anonymous 06/10/25 (Tue) 07:36:47 No.97737

>>97720
hedger

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Anonymous 06/09/25 (Mon) 19:57:29 No.97723 [Reply]

ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

Anonymous 06/09/25 (Mon) 20:46:52 No.97724

poor asahi

Anonymous 06/09/25 (Mon) 22:13:26 No.97727

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ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

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Tengu Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 16:58:06 No.92126 [Reply]

Come talk about why they're the best Youkai in Gensokyo.

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Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 12:50:45 No.97411

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>>97354
>her familiar
You have no idea how happy I was to see ZUN still drawing that feathered critter.

Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 19:53:09 No.97422

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>>97121
She's so cute when she's angry

Anonymous 06/09/25 (Mon) 10:37:02 No.97708

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ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

Anonymous 06/09/25 (Mon) 11:15:53 No.97710

>>97708
Cute chicks

Anonymous 06/11/25 (Wed) 12:01:40 No.97776

>>97708
And yet she protects them with her wings... Your instincts are showing, miss Shameimaru!

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Anonymous 06/08/25 (Sun) 23:39:40 No.97677 [Reply]

I'd kill for a Big Mac right about now.

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Anonymous 06/08/25 (Sun) 23:55:58 No.97684

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>>97681
Well then you just need to make sure nobody finds the body and then you'd be fine, right?

Anonymous 06/09/25 (Mon) 05:08:15 No.97696

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I'd die for an onigiri right about now.

Anonymous 06/09/25 (Mon) 06:54:29 No.97698

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The Hamburglar asks why you don't just buy one for free

Anonymous 06/09/25 (Mon) 08:13:37 No.97701

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Why kill or buy when you can just torrent your hamburger?

Anonymous 06/09/25 (Mon) 09:36:43 No.97704

>>97701
Because it would be seeded by people.

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hate being sick Anonymous 06/04/25 (Wed) 02:36:12 No.97483 [Reply]

It's that time of the year when my body somehow catches a sickness and now I get to feel like crap and be useless for a few days to a week. God I hate feeling sick, it's the absolute worst and I have no idea why despite living in this world for so long with it we can't figure out how to deal with colds.

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Anonymous 06/09/25 (Mon) 02:01:52 No.97691

>>97658
Requesting this hot face getting awarescaled!

Anonymous 06/09/25 (Mon) 02:02:37 No.97692

>>97658
go for a walk while it's raining it's a beautiful thing

Anonymous 06/09/25 (Mon) 02:06:20 No.97693

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