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File:GqpnGLTaYAAJbQ5.jpeg (882.71 KB,2508x3541)

 No.96145[Reply]

The egypthu who take the world by storm
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 No.96522

File:GrFrqCaboAAyV_m.jpeg (148.37 KB,778x1200)

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.96524

File:uchouten.png (145.6 KB,302x387)

>>96522
My paizuri slave queen.

 No.96547

File:__michigami_nareko_touhou_….png (1.22 MB,1075x1518)

I thought 2hus that wear shorts can't be erotic but ZUN also gave her zettai ryouiki.
It's like he's been intentionally challenging the border between non-erotic and erotic designs as of late.

 No.96746

>>96172
The Prince will look good in anything, but in that case I think it's really the eyeliner that does it.

 No.96763

>>96746
Oh you know that's probably it. That eyeliner style is really characteristic of old Egyptian Queens and such.




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 No.96703[Reply]

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.96704

File:F9LcKVxaMAAbORy.jpg (334.21 KB,2126x2268)

Has anyone here actually tried doing this?

 No.96705

NO!

 No.96707

File:1507043351814.jpg (24.14 KB,157x196)

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.96745

File:mpc-hc64_ilueOatl2W.png (149.99 KB,270x287)

I bought a massive daikon for a recipe but then forgot to put it in and attempts to scare my cat with it just result in her sniffing dismissively at it then walking off




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 No.95295[Reply]

I have violent suicidal thoughts every day. Things just keep getting worse and worse for me.
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 No.95500

File:1597605631653-0.gif (336.77 KB,600x338)

I've found that having a schedule to your life, and doing something productive helps with not feeling terrible about yourself. Learning to code, and nihongo helped me alleviate the feeling of being a good-for-nothing NEET, giving me an excuse to feel like I'm preparing for something good to come in the future. Albeit, nothing good has come of it so far but I'm still hopeful... Probably the last year of hopefulness for me though. I don't know what I'll do after that. But sometimes that's all you need, just to alleviate your current feelings just a bit longer till that good thing comes to you. Hope you find your good thing, Anon.
What also helped me is moving out (and starting a part-time job.) I can indulge in all the anime I want without feeling bad about it. Back home, there was always this lingering feeling of "I don't deserve having fun" whenever I tried doing something fun. Eventually got into the habit of "buying" myself happiness by doing (what I considered) productive stuff all day, then enjoying a few hours the next day.
Sometimes you need to change your life, if your life right now makes you not want to continue it. It's not easy, but if you're going to off yourself, might as well try everything you can to make it better.
Good luck Anon.

 No.95652

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 No.95658

>>95306
I've found that this
>try to view things as staying around out of spite
helps in the short term, while
>consider your purpose discovering what does [make you happy]
is a good long term goal.
In the medium term, it helps to eat healthy, get 8 hours of sleep a day, stay physically active (even if it's just a 15-20 minute walk a day) and experience something new and slightly outside your comfort zone once or twice a week. (If you don't normally go the movies or live music, that's a good place to start. If there are picturesque places you have no "good" reason to visit, that's another good angle. If being around people is too much, buy an instrument and play around with it, without expecting yourself to get good enough to perform it live. It's not about that. It's about making it sound how you feel for an audience of none.)
None of this will magically solve your problems, but it could help establish a habit of focusing on non-traumatizing stuff outside your head that makes it easier to work towards longer term goals.

 No.96726

File:1708910904188499.jpg (612.93 KB,2048x1587)

Everything is even worse now. Most of your advice is stuff that I already did before. I've been like this for years. My first suicidal thoughts were in 3rd grade. I wish my head could be crushed and splatter everywhere to snuff me out. Studying Japanese and exercising and stuff makes it FEEL like I'm progressing through SOMETHING, but it's not life. The illusion has been shattered to many times for me to piece it back together and keep playing pretend. These surrogate activities are a substitute for the REAL LIFE I am no allowed to have. I am not allowed to have REAL LIFE and REAL LOVE. I am autistic. Being autistic means I cannot be loved, and I cannot live.
Some people will try to say some stupid shit like "I'm autistic and I'm doing fine!"
You're lying. I don't know which part you're lying about, but I don't fucking care either.

 No.96737

Well alright then.




File:[SubsPlease] Anne Shirley ….jpg (82.83 KB,1280x720)

 No.96720[Reply]

Here lies Anne Shirley.

She died as she lived, with ugly read hair.

 No.96721

File:[Serenae] [CommieRaws] Tro….jpg (449.52 KB,1920x1080)

Should've had orange instead!

 No.96722

the ugly canadian troll

 No.96723

File:[ASW] Kijin Gentoushou - 0….jpg (196.33 KB,1920x1080)

There's something weird about her... I think she's a demon




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 No.96712[Reply]

Fun fact: you can be as much unpleasant, unwelcome, and uninformed as you want or end up being, even if zero rules are broken, even on imageboards. People who'd stop picking on you are even worse as friends.
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 No.96715

File:question mark aya.png (194.55 KB,692x644)

>>96712
I don't like being mean, so I politely decline?
You should probably reword that better.

 No.96716

>>96714
the pleasure of being cummed inside

 No.96719

>>96712
I don't know how to read this sentence.

 No.96735

>>96719
I thought it was just a me thing. But no that's definitely some ESL speak.

 No.96764

I made the thread during a meltdown.




File:[Erai-raws] Chiikawa - 00….webm (13.23 MB,1920x1080)

 No.96691[Reply]

* WHACK *

mogu mogu mogu (* ´ ω ` *)

 No.96692

File:[Erai-raws] Chiikawa - 00….webm (12.97 MB,1920x1080)

Chiikawa is cute!! Each episode is really short too! I think it would be a perfect addition as a brief intermission slot for the seasonal stream!

This is episodes 1 through 120, with hardsubs. Just 2.6GiB.
https://fileditchfiles.me/file.php?f=/b54/YFSWLAulIvfiaGkRkkYB.zip

 No.96693

Thank you for the subs!

 No.96694

>>96692
Intermission, huh. Hmm, yeah that could work. Seasonal stream doesn't have an intermission, but it can be held in reserve for other streams. Thanks.

 No.96695

File:125849062_p13.png (237.02 KB,1274x1187)

>>96694
>Seasonal stream doesn't have an intermission
But it should!... 6 hours is a long time without a snacker or pissu break...




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 No.96671[Reply]

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 No.96674

File:22eb055f3dac5701ec930ec586….mp4 (1.41 MB,480x360)

>>96673
Yeah same. SDM uses eastern standard time which is a 6 hour difference from my time zone.

 No.96681

This was posted at ⑨ pm for me

 No.96685

>>96671
What anime is this ??

 No.96686

File:8.png (221.56 KB,1199x898)

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.96688

HOLY CRAP IT'S FLAN! She looks a little different, but I recognize that flying! SHE'S GOING TO DIE IN THE SUNLIGHT SOMEONE HELP HER!




 No.96657[Reply]

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
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 No.96663

File:loli dies.mp4 (10.99 MB,1280x720)

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.96664

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キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.96665

File:KILLED precures.png (1.9 MB,1920x1350)

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.96676

>>96669
co-opting memes for political purposes...

 No.96680

File:sorry.png (57.97 KB,300x300)

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!




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 No.93882[Reply]

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
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 No.95964

File:__misaka_mikoto_and_shirai….jpg (1.97 MB,2800x3468)

Summer is almost here fellas

 No.96646

>>95964
Anon please, this is too intense for even the most red-blooded males!
This will destroy all the gentle Anonymous that browse this thread!

 No.96655

>>94044
I saw her this weekend and did not ask any questions but she did say Onee-sama 20 times in a row in different ways and it was very funny.

 No.96659

>>96655
20 different ways???

 No.96660

>>96655
That sounds amazing. It's almost worth dealing with crowds of people.
It's not, but almost!




File:sanae-kochiya-touhou.gif (1.9 MB,233x498)

 No.96549[Reply]

Just learned about mucus today after I experienced a miracle of having all my illness instantly lifted after I let out a big, thick glue-like green snot after days of bad fever, migrain and flu.
It really is supposed to trap all the virus inside so you can easily get them out of your system, and it still fascinates me how my body feels can quickly change in response to virus' presence. I really felt like a devil just came out, unpossessed my body.
All the modern medicines and recommendation to rest had convinced me that all recovery process are gradual, while all I did was drinking a lot of warm water and take a walk every morning.
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 No.96603

>>96549
snotter

 No.96606

File:0d6f78fc779d19289fafb82ca….jpeg (269.26 KB,495x700)

just snotted this shab

 No.96615

>>96585
This site really is pissu.moe

 No.96651

File:__yagokoro_eirin_touhou_dr….jpg (645.76 KB,1384x866)

>>96564
Well anon, one of the bodies natural responses after vomitting is to flood itself with endorphins, which act as natural painkillers and general "feel good" hormones, which is why you feel so much better after vomitting. However, don't think that vomitting is the cure-all for pain or illness, it just gives you a temporary "high" after the act is over.

 No.96654

>>96564
Yeah I associate vomiting more with the feeling of relief it gives rather than whatever bad thing is causing it in the first place. I haven't gone as far as intentionally inducing it though.




File:touhou chen wants to eat ….webm (2.54 MB,1920x1080)

 No.93596[Reply]

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
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 No.96251

File:__yakumo_yukari_yakumo_ran….jpg (81.09 KB,550x800)

>>96226
Tell my mofu wife about it and hope she doesn't do pic related

 No.96252

>>96251
RAN NO ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE SHE JUST GOT STUCK ON IT

 No.96453

File:Gq_6e8GWwAAlP_5.jpg (67.28 KB,1200x900)

Uh, Chen, you're doing it wrong. You need to look more like a Cat.

 No.96582

File:1695574659874685.jpg (997.11 KB,2357x3296)

>>96453
Sure Yukari, show how it's done.

 No.96641

File:Yukari makes a cat shadow ….png (180.53 KB,627x679)

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!




File:[SubsPlease] Hibi wa Sugir….jpg (127.31 KB,1280x720)

 No.96626[Reply]

I like my pancakes like I like my women: extra thick.

 No.96627

File:[SubsPlease] Hibi wa Sugir….jpg (126.81 KB,1280x720)

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.96629

>>96627
Cute panties for a cute woman!

 No.96636

I like my pancakes like I like my women: filled with my cum

 No.96637

>>96627
Heh, aren't those mom jeans or something? Or mom body? Something about it says "mom".

 No.96638

>>96636
Wouldn't you rather have the cum right from the source?




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 No.96471[Reply]










Shitaba
Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 No.96494

ALORT THERS A RED SPAH IN THE BEIS

 No.96495

File:a0e45232db.png (564.62 KB,1553x921)

Was sleeping during the ALART

 No.96498

sorry spike but SHITaba is fucking dead and its desiccated corpse will remain displayed like a museum exhibit for the forseeable future

 No.96618

File:spike.gif (108.24 KB,96x96)

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.96682

What happened to the roricon Spike?




File:brave heart.jpg (491.86 KB,1977x1571)

 No.96568[Reply]

Why was this allowed?
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 No.96591

That arrow looks sharp,
please be careful of where you point it!

 No.96592

                ハ,,ハ
               ( ゚ω゚) Kill it with fire!
             ∩( っ¶っ¶∩
             | ノ  ̄ ̄ ̄ ヽ
            /  ●:::::::::::● |  ンゴォォォォォー!!
            |  :::::::( _●_)::::
           彡、::::::::: \\\:::::、`\
    ( . .:.::;;;._,,'/ __::ヽノ\\\:::/´>  )
     ).:.:;;.;;;.:.)(___)::::::::::/\\\ (_/  ズシーン
    ノ. ..:;;.;.ノ  | ::::::::::::::::::::/  \\\
   ( ,.‐''~ ワー  | ::::/\:::::\ .  .\\\丿ヽノヾ/丶
(..::;ノ )ノ__.  _  | ::/  _ )::::: _)ゴー..ヽ\\_ノヽノヽノヽ )
 )ノ__ '|ロロ|/  \∪.___.|ロロ|/  \/ヽ ヽ\     )ノ
_|田|_|ロロ|_| ロロ|_|田|.|ロロ|_| ロロ|_  (.:;;.;; >>96568丿ソ

 No.96596

>>96586
boorus call that 'ass fang'.
I'm not a huge fan of it since it only really works with really skinny legs and I like big meaty thighs

 No.96601

stinky vtumor

 No.96612

File:sniff.gif (1.09 MB,498x272)





File:103488159_p0.png (4.76 MB,4000x4500)

 No.96142[Reply]

*sip*
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 No.96599

File:smug Tama.png (1.55 MB,1920x1080)


 No.96600

File:C-1747555719694.png (1.28 MB,1600x900)


 No.96602

File:1658507101114673.png (812.07 KB,606x621)

>>96540
I don't understand these Spike jokes.

 No.96604

>>96602
What is there to get?
It's Spike!

 No.96617

>>96602
Anon is trying to give back to Kissu in his own unique way. It's like when some sort of foreign tribe gives you accessoires made out of bone - you think it's a threat, but to them, it's a sign of gratitude.




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