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Anonymous 11/28/24 (Thu) 05:18:21 No.83434 [Reply]

Won't forget ~~Kircheis~~ Kuon

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Anonymous 11/28/24 (Thu) 07:48:15 No.83445

>>83444
R$3000 is more than twice the monthly minimum wage in Brazil btw (R$1400)
also because of retarded import tax laws the value after importing goes up to $1000 (R$6000)
I hate this country

Anonymous 11/28/24 (Thu) 08:03:35 No.83447

>>83445
Yeah, that's pretty ludicrous. It must be rare and out of production, right? It doesn't look like anything special compared to all the stuff with articulation or clip-on outfits and heads with different expressions and so on.

Anonymous 11/28/24 (Thu) 17:31:22 No.83452

>>83447
It is special. Possessing one is proven to rid you of all these troubles.

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 22:37:31 No.83473

>>83444
ain't no way. That's not even a poseable one.

Anonyaamous 11/29/24 (Fri) 23:52:17 No.83476

>>83444
Just because something is listed doesn't mean that the owner actually wants to sell it. That kind of stuff is super common with vinyl records on discogs.

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Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 12:30:02 No.83462 [Reply]

I've caught two boobie devils trying to sneak into my pastry pantry

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 12:48:09 No.83463

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>>83462
GJ
Now hand them over.

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 17:05:06 No.83464

sameboob

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 17:21:31 No.83465

>>83464
i wish flan had hangers with nice veins sigh

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 18:26:48 No.83466

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>>83463
Not without Bail. They're going to Jail!

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 19:40:17 No.83468

Fetch the guillotine.

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Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 02:16:00 No.83455 [Reply]

ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 02:38:56 No.83456

this is dangerously close to sexualizing the friends...

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Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 17:37:48 No.83412 [Reply]

ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

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Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 19:16:44 No.83414

>>83413
not a very fun thing to bring up in a jp thread

Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 19:32:47 No.83415

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>>83414
If you love crabs, you would bring it up too. Fake crab-lover...

Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 20:07:56 No.83416

don't say you love crabs if they're not on your weenis

Anonymous 11/28/24 (Thu) 20:02:21 No.83453

Speaking of crabs, new research has show that crabs are delicious, with the researchers involved calling for a second serving.

Anonymous 11/28/24 (Thu) 23:57:28 No.83454

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>>83415

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Anonymous 11/28/24 (Thu) 03:40:28 No.83428 [Reply]

How the heck are you supposed to remedy a burnt tongue without waiting ages for it to heal on its own...

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Anonymous 11/28/24 (Thu) 06:05:35 No.83441

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>>83430
Yes.

Anonymous 11/28/24 (Thu) 07:25:22 No.83442

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Aren't you supposed to drink milk or something? The fat (don't use skim milk) coats your tongue or something? I thought there was some remedy like this, but I might be remembering it wrong

Anonymous 11/28/24 (Thu) 08:03:47 No.83448

>>83442
That's for spicy food...

Anonymous 11/28/24 (Thu) 08:10:25 No.83449

>>83448
Oh. Beats me, then.

Anonymous 11/28/24 (Thu) 17:28:49 No.83451

>>83430
Drip a little bit onto your crotch then, that will tell you whether it's too hot.

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Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 21:22:33 No.83418 [Reply]

omg bocchi met nazrin

Anonymous 11/28/24 (Thu) 05:24:59 No.83437

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That's not Bocchi, that's Himari

Anonymous 11/28/24 (Thu) 02:22:13 No.83423 [Reply]

ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

Anonymous 11/28/24 (Thu) 02:19:24 No.83422 [Reply]

ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

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Anonymous 11/26/24 (Tue) 04:00:48 No.83362 [Reply]

Are you skilled at disciplining your pets?

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Anonymous 11/26/24 (Tue) 17:26:31 No.83373

>>83363
was at an animal shelter to play with cats yesterday and there was one big asshole cat that hissed at everyone

Anonymous 11/26/24 (Tue) 17:35:25 No.83375

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>>83373

Anonymous 11/26/24 (Tue) 17:37:47 No.83376

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My cat is a dumb, demanding brat who never shows proper affection

Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 03:45:13 No.83403

>>83373
>>83375
the bitch hisser

Anonymous 11/28/24 (Thu) 00:14:22 No.83421

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>>83375
dumb hisstard

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Anonymous 11/18/24 (Mon) 01:43:21 No.83007 [Reply]

Draw a Pokemon from memory.
Obviously we have to start with #1 in the Pokedex and #1 in our hearts.

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Anonymous 11/23/24 (Sat) 18:17:36 No.83294

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>>83284
HOLY CRAP SHADING!

Anonymous 11/24/24 (Sun) 03:25:14 No.83312

>>83284
succulent lips

Anonymous 11/25/24 (Mon) 23:50:07 No.83352

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my go to deck from the tcg app

Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 22:38:25 No.83420

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ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

Anonymous 11/28/24 (Thu) 05:28:05 No.83438

>>83352
nice action pose!

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Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 20:36:00 No.83417 [Reply]

Inside me there are two girls: a cute one and another cute one.

Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 21:49:56 No.83419

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Inside me there are six girls. Also cute.

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Anonymous 11/26/24 (Tue) 18:21:00 No.83379 [Reply]

thought about writing a webnovel called "I Thought I Isekai'd Into The GATE Universe But I'm Fighting In The Bush With The Right Arm Of The Free World?!" so I am writing it.
And it's a crackfic apparently; trying to be on par with "Tails gets trolled" in terms of having different IP characters show up or something gay like that.

Anonymous 11/26/24 (Tue) 18:43:42 No.83381

So in my ~~unpublishable in print~~ really cool idea is that it takes place in a sword and sorcery Earth, before the civilizations of now, think Conan the Barbarian, basically post-Atlantis (that's like what, 10k years ago) but before Uruk (5000BC) where in a group of Rhodesian and South Africans have invaded through a GATE (Stargate I guess?) and they are setting up a new home for themselves. The MC gets isekai'd into this world.

Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 02:31:38 No.83400

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Needs a longer name. I don't really know what else to say since I'm bad at giving creative advice

Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 02:50:13 No.83401

this thread didn't need a reply

Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 17:13:54 No.83411

>>83400
Nah the name is long enough.
>>83401
Yet you didn't sage the thread, curious!

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Anonymous 11/26/24 (Tue) 19:28:13 No.83387 [Reply]

smug baby

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Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 00:52:37 No.83395

Baby Hotline
Please hold

Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 01:05:58 No.83397

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Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 02:15:02 No.83398

>>83397
Oh no, it's German!

Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 06:04:34 No.83407

>>83387
cute baby

Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 12:32:17 No.83410

>>83398
can't flippin believe Marcille had a vampire baby.......

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Anonymous 11/26/24 (Tue) 18:35:12 No.83380 [Reply]

thought about writing a webnovel called isekai onsen (aka to another world from my onsen) it would be about a guy going to a onsen who gets transported to another world and in the other world that onsen is a female only onsen so he panics and passes out from the chaos but he wakes up at the ryokan being taken care of by a cute girl and again he panics but then sees the mirror and realizes he's actually now a ten year old girl and he has no magic abilities whatsoever and to make a living he ends up having to work as a maid at the onsenryokan tending to all the cute girls and there's no guy ever and even though it's another world there's no war and it's actually just an iyashikei disguised as an isekai to make the little girl embarassed about doing normal things for extra moe points.

(User was too cute for this post)

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Anonymous 11/26/24 (Tue) 19:37:05 No.83388

>>83386
>1. As you admitted, it did have proper men in it.
Shotas who barely appear are not men.
>2. It was very ecchi, not iyashikei.
As a visionary I want to remove the ecchi.
A new genre will flourish.
>Iyashikei doesn't need a self-insert to work, just let me watch over cute girls.
Just don't watch the genderbender iyashikei dumb dumb.

Anonymous 11/26/24 (Tue) 19:38:12 No.83389

>Gender bender is innately fetishistic
Silly claim honestly. Seen from the perspective of a pervert.

Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 00:55:09 No.83396

>it's actually just an iyashikei disguised as an isekai
iyashisekai

Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 06:07:56 No.83408

i don't know if it's necessarily fetishistic in the blanchardian sense, but i find it's really, really hard for GB to not be paired with some sort of sexual stuff
there's not that many cases of "oops you're a girl now let's move on" there's without some flavor of romance and/or mindbreak about up how B-B-B-B-BUT I'M A BOOOOYYY
the most prominent exception i can think of is tanya, but its GB is very much secondary to the war-o-nomics tism and the mc is unhinged WITHOUT needing to take gender into account

Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 07:25:59 No.83409

For me, the appeal of becoming a little girl is getting to be around other little girls, which makes me super, duper straight.

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Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 05:25:35 No.83404 [Reply]

I wish I had a small gothic lolita fairy girl who I signed a magical contract with to give me magic powers

Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 05:28:02 No.83405

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I wish someone would post Puniru in this thread.

wait... I can make my wish come true!

Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 05:56:59 No.83406

I wish I was a small magical lolita

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