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File:__roon_and_power_girl_azur….jpg (135.16 KB,1080x1600)

Anonymous 05/30/25 (Fri) 13:05:21 No.97248 [Reply]

don't mind me just making an op for this roon

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Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 12:54:31 No.97413

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>>97412
how about this foot

Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 12:56:57 No.97414

>>97413
her left foot or her right foot?

Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 14:56:41 No.97416

>>97413
manly feet

Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 14:59:49 No.97417

>>97416
Love me manly feet. Big feet mean big stompers.

Anonymous 06/04/25 (Wed) 22:52:48 No.97522

File:__roon_azur_lane_drawn_by_….jpg (6.78 MB,4206x6000)

ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

File:[SubsPlease] Ballpark de T….jpg (74.47 KB,1280x720)

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 18:09:54 No.97464 [Reply]

Anonymous 06/04/25 (Wed) 02:40:59 No.97484

you have to do something good to be the receiver of the ass pats sorry

File:the plant killer.mp4 (2.32 MB,1280x720)

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 19:37:27 No.97473 [Reply]

This wasn't a fun scene to watch!

It reminded me of my own long list of green murders i've committed over the years...
The first couple of plants died because i was mostly just forgetting to water them regularly.
After that i tried to do better for the next couple of plants only to end up watering them too much instead!
Then i tried to get pretty careful about not watering too much, or to little, but they still died!
The last one i got, as a gift from a relative last year, i'm not even entirely sure why it died... it did perfectly fine for the entire summer but then it just... slowly died off anyway!
After some asking around it seems liked the roots started rotting away and then it just died from lack of nutrients and inability of taking up water but... how...
Taking care of plants is too hard...

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 21:17:57 No.97474

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It's not too hard, but it is harder than most people realize. If you had root rot it could have been for various reasons such as soil compaction, over-watering, under-watering or even parasites down there in the soil. Once it's gone a period of time without moisture, soil can become hydrophobic and actually repel water which makes for some less than ideal conditions in regards to roots finding moisture and nutrition.
You should lightly fertilize it a few times a year and repot it every other year or so depending on species, too.
Lots of "beginner" plants are very durable, though, as they're the ones that survive long enough to make it to someone's house. I think like 40% of new houseplants die early on once they arrive at a home, too.

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 22:42:15 No.97477

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>>97474
>soil compaction, over-watering, under-watering or even parasites down there in the soil
>Once it's gone a period of time without moisture, soil can become hydrophobic
>lightly fertilize it a few times a year
>repot it every other year or so depending on species
Oh... those things might be something worth remembering if i end up getting a new plant this summer then. But i'm not making any promises on how well it'll go, because there is a lot to remember and i still think i'm lacking some general intuition on how to take care of plants!

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 23:03:23 No.97478

Murderer...

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 23:37:28 No.97479

its just a fuckiing plant

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 23:42:15 No.97480

DON'T fuck the plants

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Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 21:23:07 No.91667 [Reply][Last50 Posts]

What do you feel when you see this image? What are the philosophical implications of it? What does it say about humanity? Of our present and future? Can we learn from it?

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Anonymous 06/04/25 (Wed) 02:30:02 No.97481

File:get gapped dummy.jpg (594.53 KB,704x1000)

>>97460
The fate of many who dig too deeply into the mystery of Yukarin. I've seen many anons vanish to her persistence, and it'll continue to happen for years to come. You too if you keep chasing her.

Anonymous 06/04/25 (Wed) 04:25:13 No.97489

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>>96299
ANON PLEASE RESPOND, I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU SO PLEASE BREATHE IF YOU'VE BEEN GAPPIED.
KNOW RESCUE WILL COME FOR YOU RATHER SNAPPY, WE'LL RESCUE YOU WITH CARE SO PREPARE TO GET SAPPY!
ITS TIME TO BE FREE FROM THE BLONDE TEMPTRESS, DON'T DWADLE OR YOUR FATE WILL BE TO HAVE A HUNTRESS MOST RELENTLESS!

Anonymous 06/04/25 (Wed) 13:33:05 No.97502

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>>97460
>>97489
彼は大丈夫です。質問するのはやめてください。

Anonymous 06/05/25 (Thu) 15:36:06 No.97554

File:IMG_20241228_210455.png (1.86 MB,1280x1024)

Some anon not of this chan managed to take this picture of the gap.. lady. It's dark but you can kind of make out her silhouette. Anyways, here's some piece of advice - don't you DARE make any funny comments regarding her obviously very good hygiene.

Anonymous 06/28/25 (Sat) 00:01:46 No.98671

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The ideal kissu woman

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Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 18:56:15 No.97419 [Reply]

Detective Saten is on the case!

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 01:33:38 No.97427

DETECTIVE!
What color are Uiharu's panties today?

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 07:19:48 No.97437

File:ILikedTheHoddieBetter.png (354.76 KB,1920x1080)

The miracle never happened.

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 09:54:53 No.97448

>>97419
Saten guide my cock!!!

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Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 22:19:08 No.95885 [Reply]

>/jp/

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Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 08:53:11 No.97442

File:mpc-hc64_17woEBhaV1.jpg (158.57 KB,1920x1080)

>/~~jp/~~

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 08:55:20 No.97444

>>97442
I saw that

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 08:55:48 No.97445

>>97442
I saw that

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 08:57:08 No.97446

File:[Erai-raws] Uma Musume - C….jpg (174.13 KB,1920x1080)

>>97444
>>97445
You didn't see nothin'

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 08:59:15 No.97447

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>>97446

File:[Erai-raws] Shiunji-ke no ….jpg (295.94 KB,1920x1080)

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 12:36:39 No.95833 [Reply]

What's the deal with Pringles? It's weird to see them pop up in Japanese stuff. It even has over 200 hits on danbooru.

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Anonymous 05/11/25 (Sun) 03:34:28 No.95917

They are my least favorite chips and they break too easily.

Anonymous 05/11/25 (Sun) 23:10:38 No.95968

ate some offbrand pringies they were good

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 07:27:12 No.97439

File:[Kaleido-subs] Summer Pock….jpg (260.66 KB,1920x1080)

Two different shows in the same season!
Is Big Pringles exerting undue influence on Japanese studios?

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 08:06:07 No.97440

>>97439
that one clearly says paringles

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 08:54:16 No.97443

>>97440
don't be such a pendant

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Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 07:34:22 No.97405 [Reply]

>pissu

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 03:54:38 No.97435

File:[Piyoko] Himitsu no AiPri ….jpg (208.59 KB,1920x1080)

She tastes with her forehead?

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 07:21:55 No.97438

File:[ASW] Slime Taoshite 300-n….jpg (288.42 KB,1920x1080)

>>97435
Actually, yeah. She is a plant.
(PS I want to fuck this adult plant)

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Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 01:10:02 No.97423 [Reply]

Wish I was a JK, JK-ing around with my JK friends... going on tours, roaming around the city with no purpose in mind, eating out, just having fun in general...

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Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 02:05:38 No.97431

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>>97430
It was a joke anon, if my life could be represented with a function it'd be picrel
X=0 is my birth

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 02:13:21 No.97432

>>97431
extrapolated to an infinite pre-life value, naruhodo
better to have never been

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 02:24:10 No.97433

The guy from Jamiroquai..?

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 02:28:04 No.97434

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>>97433

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 06:18:22 No.97436

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>>97423
There's indeed someone admirable in that pic

File:Furansugo.mp4 (163.08 KB,852x480)

Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 02:37:38 No.97400 [Reply]

サクレブレー

Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 02:42:05 No.97401

File:Fransugo.mp4 (151.34 KB,852x480)

attempt No2

Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 02:44:38 No.97402

File:[Piyoko] Himitsu no AiPri ….jpg (150.74 KB,1920x1080)

ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 02:48:58 No.97403

File:1464426403023.jpg (289.89 KB,1280x720)

>>97401
Firet de ru araba puru sauce aux regum は.

Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 07:46:29 No.97408

>>97402
I just bit this shab.

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DDLC Mod my beloved Normie3005 05/29/25 (Thu) 13:03:35 No.97122 [Reply]

I'm gonna be so real i saw a thread about VN's and decided that i wanted to shove my favorite one down your throats :3

It's called "Return To The Portrait". No spoilers from me but play it
what are you waiting for
NOW /silly

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Normie3005 05/29/25 (Thu) 15:05:16 No.97158

>>97156
On the other hand:
I chain myself to a ham sandwich, and then you chain yourself to the ham sandwich
and then we eat the ham sandwich

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 15:07:03 No.97161

File:mpv-shot0013 (5).jpg (156.11 KB,1920x1080)

>>97158
B-but what if our mouths collide while we're eating the ham sandwich...

Normie3005 05/29/25 (Thu) 15:08:51 No.97164

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>>97161
Let the cards fall where they may, i say.

Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 11:28:18 No.97377

never played it because it had such a shit reputation among vn readers as kuso baby's first vn pandering to normies I would be embarrassed to play it and admitted I played it

whether it is that or not I dunno, tbh, I've been spoiled about the story from the memes anyway

Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 07:45:30 No.97407

>>97377
It's less of a proper VN anyway and more like Sonic.exe, made for fun surprise and memes

File:[Erai-raws] Chiikawa - 00….webm (14.79 MB,1920x1080)

Anonymous 05/22/25 (Thu) 07:12:59 No.96793 [Reply]

bu~rokko~
bu~rokko~
bu~rokkori!~

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Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 05:10:44 No.97364

>>97358
DING DONG BANNU

Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 05:25:15 No.97366

was the spike thread on /secret/ self-deleted...

Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 05:43:38 No.97367

>>97366
I noticed a couple missing threads and posts at around the same time 2 weeks ago. There was nothing in the transparency logs, so my assumption is it was all the same anon and he decided to go poof for some reason. I hope he's well.

Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 20:22:27 No.97391

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>>96793
When a Japanese cartoon animal is being a whiny rigid grimacing hysterical shaking dramatic fragile unadaptable pampered snot-exhaling crying hypersensitive manchild, it's funny and cute and relatable. But when it's ME being such...!

Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 20:49:19 No.97393

>>97391
SNOTTER SPOTTED!!!

Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 14:39:58 No.97381 [Reply]

what a lovely 「TETO」

Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 14:47:20 No.97382

Teto is very nice

Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 18:58:51 No.97389

That’s pretty good for vocaloid English, how’d he manage to do it?

Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 20:25:29 No.97392

I never messed with the Vocaloid, but I did mess with Voiceroid a little with the Zundamon threads we had. It was really awkward with English but I could see it being functional if you really devoted yourself to it. Certainly more difficult than doing it in Japanese, but there was definitely a path forward.

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Anonymous 05/31/25 (Sat) 15:05:11 No.97314 [Reply]

I want to go back to golden age of touhou
I want to go back to late 2000's-early 2010's and stay there forever
I want /jp/ to be normal again and not filled with vtuber shit and 3DPD, and touhou to be mainstream and good, and otaku culture being for otaku and not swarmed by normies
Last but not least, I want to enjoy all this shit like I used to. I know I'm ranting now, this place is such a nostalgic hangout for me, but it's dying and I feel like with every passing year I'm getting further and further away from where I want to be. It's really getting unbearable.

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Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 05:15:22 No.97365

>>97334
>youtube
I just spammed "dont show me this channel ever fucking again" to almost everything, now all that shows up is things I like.
If I ever use "shorts" it's literally all videos about woodworking/cars/animals or educational. If you see brainrot it's YOUR fault.

Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 06:09:43 No.97368

>>97365
do you need an account for that

Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 08:09:55 No.97372

>>97368
you can do that two ways, the first is with the account, the other is with a third party application like freetube.

obviously without an account you won't have the algorithm cater to you individually, but you can still curate your recommendations by filtering out videos and channels locally

Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 15:03:04 No.97383

>>97314
>touhou to be mainstream and good, and otaku culture being for otaku and not swarmed by normies
These are mutually exclusive.

Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 15:16:13 No.97384

>>97383
mainstream in otaku culture I mean, as opposed to being semi niche like now

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Gween Tea Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 05:52:00 No.92792 [Reply]

How much green tea does /jp/ consume? I recently started to get more into it though I normally drink black, however this Jade Dragon tea I got from a relative has been exquisite and is making me rethink my usual habits.

Are there any tips for brewing it just right /jp/ can share?

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Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 00:23:41 No.96288

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What does pure Camomile count as? Green, herbal, black? I've been enjoying that most recently with a bit of plum blossom honey for my afternoon tea.

Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 05:24:45 No.96334

File:Derishyas.jpg (61.17 KB,249x284)

>>96288
You should try camomille with dried figs on the side.

Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 11:43:23 No.96350

>>95681
he flipped you

Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 16:51:24 No.96373

>How much green tea does /jp/ consume?
about 1L every morning, sometimes more. grampa style. sometimes gongfu when I feel fancy. in the afternoon/evening chamomile, linden, or vervain.
>Are there any tips for brewing it just right /jp/ can share?
if you absolutely have to ruin it, it's better to do so because the water is too cold than too hot.

Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 07:08:33 No.97369

File:1db4a994b175a71df273ffe55f….png (3.35 MB,3000x4500)

Drinking some lemongrass with peppermint green tea now

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