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File:snack.png (427.52 KB,800x1668)

Anonymous 11/01/25 (Sat) 19:40:57 No.103573 [Reply]

snack eyed kanakp

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Anonymous 11/01/25 (Sat) 23:20:34 No.103601

File:cannibal.webm (2.56 MB,434x310)

>>103579
Taste snek.

Anonymous 11/01/25 (Sat) 23:46:17 No.103605

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>>103601
Eat snek

Anonymous 11/01/25 (Sat) 23:47:26 No.103606

>>103601
snake's sneaky snake

Anonymous 11/01/25 (Sat) 23:50:03 No.103607

>>103601
so what if it's not poisonous? it could be venomous. dumb woman

Anonymous 11/02/25 (Sun) 02:32:41 No.103608

>>103605
Sanny please don't eat your snekmum.

File:88811e8c1c16a9f90deb3c9db8….jpg (291.08 KB,2048x2048)

Anonymous 11/01/25 (Sat) 22:12:56 No.103589 [Reply]

mfw feelio when unc afrfr

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Anonymous 11/01/25 (Sat) 23:27:27 No.103603

>>103602
chuunicute phrase

Anonymous 11/01/25 (Sat) 23:33:31 No.103604

>>103597
I feel the same about gyaru slang.

Anonymous 11/04/25 (Tue) 02:33:38 No.103701

>>103597
>all because it's just girly pillowtalk
erm... it's not, but ok.

Anonymous 11/04/25 (Tue) 04:05:46 No.103708

>>103701
it's autocensoring, inoffensive, full of itself, designed for one breath max per sentence.

Anonymous 11/04/25 (Tue) 04:13:15 No.103709

>>103701
>erm... it's not, but ok.
pure sex

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Anonymous 11/01/25 (Sat) 19:21:27 No.103571 [Reply]

How honest is /jp/?

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Anonymous 11/01/25 (Sat) 20:37:36 No.103583

File:da0cf9401c2cd361b8a90ac3e0….gif (2.83 MB,600x400)

I'm the most honest person in the world as long as you give enough payment and benefits.
What? You're entitled? Broke? Greedy? GET TRICKED HAHAHAHA GET TRICKED FOOL AHAHAHAH LOOOOOSER GET LIED TO AND GET BEFIDDLED. LA LU LI BAMBOOZLE LO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WUUUUUOOOOOOEEEEE HEHEHEHEHEHEHE HIHIHIHIHIHIHI HO

Anonymous 11/01/25 (Sat) 20:39:55 No.103584

I aim to be honest by default and I've taken up the habit of being blunt to people who don't appreciate subtlety.

Anonymous 11/01/25 (Sat) 20:41:47 No.103585

>>103581
You'll know who lied, but not which door has the lolis.

Anonymous 11/01/25 (Sat) 20:53:19 No.103586

File:liar dilemma.png (15.09 MB,4224x8264)

>>103580
Reminded me of this manga chapter I read a while ago.

Anonymous 11/01/25 (Sat) 21:44:07 No.103587

File:R-1762033446795.png (727.96 KB,651x603)

As honest as taking 70% of your life bar after pressing HP + HK

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Anonymous 10/30/25 (Thu) 20:39:00 No.103497 [Reply]

SOMEONE GET ME THE KISSU WALLET

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Anonymous 11/01/25 (Sat) 03:33:33 No.103535

File:11255125_p0.jpg (1.03 MB,1024x1280)

>>103497
Why is migu crying?

Anonymous 11/01/25 (Sat) 03:35:52 No.103536

File:[Coalgirls]_Shiki_18_(1920….jpg (159.94 KB,1920x1072)

>>103535
she doesn't want to attack anyone

Anonymous 11/01/25 (Sat) 03:35:54 No.103537

>>103535
why's that migu so nonchalantly tidders

Anonymous 11/01/25 (Sat) 04:04:34 No.103538

File:F42nmxhbQAAabh0.jpg (575.79 KB,2480x3508)

>>103537
miguboobie good

Anonymous 11/01/25 (Sat) 04:30:41 No.103541

File:G4kTq6aaoAAP6vE.jpg (1.1 MB,3508x2480)

Halloween Sale's going on which should we get?

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Anonymous 10/30/25 (Thu) 04:58:37 No.103479 [Reply]

ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

Anonymous 10/30/25 (Thu) 05:05:22 No.103480

File:14.jpg (928.06 KB,1430x2000)

Play games
Watch anime
Eat food
Post funposts

Anonymous 10/30/25 (Thu) 23:24:57 No.103513

Im gonna jo

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Anonymous 10/29/25 (Wed) 12:27:21 No.103468 [Reply]

Would you consider being a friend?

Anonymous 10/29/25 (Wed) 12:42:09 No.103470

Would I consider breeding that friend? Yes.

Anonymous 10/29/25 (Wed) 12:57:46 No.103471

File:ca7779eb91ae1c874ab07b216e….jpg (173.65 KB,1200x1703)

I'd convince Yunyun to engage in friendly bonding activities, such as babymaking.

Anonymous 10/30/25 (Thu) 21:38:18 No.103504

>>103470
>>103471
What about a friendly friend who just wants to hang out and stuff?

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Anonymous 10/30/25 (Thu) 10:24:32 No.103486 [Reply]

my purin's tarded

Anonymous 10/30/25 (Thu) 10:44:04 No.103487

File:1699378632837278.png (150.18 KB,506x330)

pururu~

File:[ASW] Chichi wa Eiyuu, Ha….webm (4.06 MB,1920x1080)

Anonymous 10/06/25 (Mon) 02:56:56 No.102294 [Reply]

Need me a beaming big boobed blondie to bride at my beckoning, blimey!

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Anonymous 10/13/25 (Mon) 04:59:31 No.102788

I think I would act the same as Rovel if I had a cute daughter.

Anonymous 10/22/25 (Wed) 10:04:55 No.103194

File:[ASW] Chichi wa Eiyuu, Ha….webm (4.66 MB,1920x1080)

NEED me this spell of summoning your waifu and child.

Anonymous 10/22/25 (Wed) 10:05:37 No.103195

File:[ASW] Chichi wa Eiyuu, Hah….jpg (274.54 KB,1920x1080)

>>102788
Same.

Anonymous 10/22/25 (Wed) 11:28:46 No.103196

>>102785
who quote?

Anonymous 10/30/25 (Thu) 02:03:10 No.103474

File:[ASW] Chichi wa Eiyuu, Hah….jpg (246.07 KB,1920x1080)

I for one would not support the marriage of my brother to someone who looks at me like this. Kick her out the house!

Anonymous 10/28/25 (Tue) 22:31:34 No.103453 [Reply]

What do you think of kamS' videos?

Anonymous 10/28/25 (Tue) 22:34:05 No.103455

I really like his Moriya one

Anonymous 10/28/25 (Tue) 22:49:47 No.103456

>>103453
I like them a whole lot, my favourites are moriya step, his parsee one, the yuyuko one, the murasa one, and I like the remilia one a lot too

Anonymous 10/28/25 (Tue) 23:20:40 No.103457

File:1746289895372.gif (1.44 MB,560x315)

>>103455
Moriya step never fails to make me chuckle.

Anonymous 10/29/25 (Wed) 06:52:37 No.103466

Love em.

Anonymous 10/29/25 (Wed) 15:55:49 No.103473

File:【東方】熱い熱い風船【手描き動画】.ia.mp4 (26.24 MB,512x384)

ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

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Anonymous 10/28/25 (Tue) 09:17:54 No.103422 [Reply]

cat look like orin LOL

Anonymous 10/28/25 (Tue) 13:56:32 No.103430

File:paizuri cat country.jpg (1 MB,3264x2280)

ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

Anonymous 10/28/25 (Tue) 22:33:24 No.103454

File:orin snoofing.png (586.06 KB,1600x900)

sNIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Anonymous 09/28/25 (Sun) 10:43:49 No.101883 [Reply]

kisama wa will gamej*b and kisama wa will SUKI it

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Anonymous 10/28/25 (Tue) 14:28:18 No.103433

As a gamer I do kinda wish I never started gaming and drew or made music instead
Seeing all the cool stuff and hearing all the cool music in games I play makes me really want to make stuff but I dont have any skill to create anything so Im just left with an emptiness wishing I could make things like the stuff I play

Anonymous 10/28/25 (Tue) 16:34:30 No.103434

>>103433
It's not too late to quit gaming and start a skill. Bold assumption that you're around 20-40 years old, you have time to get good at something.
I quit gaming two years ago to focus one hundred percent on something that interested me, feels very rewarding to get good at a real skill and not just a video game.

Anonymous 10/28/25 (Tue) 19:55:41 No.103444

>>101904
It would be nice if this was used for entertaining the workers while they did a mind numbing task. May as well try to be as nice to the factory drone as you can.

Anonymous 10/28/25 (Tue) 20:16:47 No.103447

¥ at 1:30, a countdown timer (about 6 seconds)
So much fun! Also what if we flash a YOU DIED screen while whipping the worker?

Anonymous 10/28/25 (Tue) 22:03:21 No.103452

>>103434
i dropped gamings quite a lot of times for a few years each, but the skills and education i've earned left me as hollow and unfit for modern j*b market as whatever. guess who's back at it, gaming

File:[SubsPlease] Chanto Suenai….jpg (204.17 KB,1280x720)

Anonymous 10/28/25 (Tue) 18:09:52 No.103437 [Reply]

Die, monster, you don't belong in this world.

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Anonymous 10/28/25 (Tue) 19:02:39 No.103439

live, genius
you belong in this world

Anonymous 10/28/25 (Tue) 19:05:46 No.103440

NYOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo...

Anonymous 10/28/25 (Tue) 19:08:24 No.103441

me when i eat something really bad and i get a stummy ache :(

Anonymous 10/28/25 (Tue) 19:27:50 No.103442

File:4209ff0ac3944117d0fab51e4f….jpg (5.9 MB,2800x2500)

SOMEONE FEED HER SHE'S STARVING

Anonymous 10/28/25 (Tue) 19:39:23 No.103443

>>103442
I can see them...

File:l4ixF-LiFDabFddD.mp4 (1.67 MB,1574x886)

Anonymous 10/28/25 (Tue) 00:27:21 No.103409 [Reply]

Komachi flip!

Anonymous 10/28/25 (Tue) 00:33:38 No.103410

holy flip

Anonymous 10/28/25 (Tue) 01:21:12 No.103412

The ferrywoman just flipped.

Anonymous 10/28/25 (Tue) 04:25:22 No.103414

File:16666539445884013277069505….jpg (420.17 KB,1000x1200)

What show is this even?
Why are they cheering at Komachi doing backflip?

Anonymous 10/28/25 (Tue) 08:53:13 No.103421

File:41ffbefe2f2ebd2c0c73d35869….jpg (350.87 KB,2048x2048)

>>103414
I would be cheering too if I saw Komachi doing a backflip.

Anonymous 10/28/25 (Tue) 17:11:50 No.103436

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>>103421
Same, it was a good flip.

Anonymous 10/27/25 (Mon) 01:03:31 No.103373 [Reply]

IMPROMPTU CHALLENGE
you have here a man who has remixed close to 300 2hu tracks into latin american genres (for some reason)
your task is to find one the best sounding one
https://www.youtube.com/@Someone45356/videos

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Anonymous 10/27/25 (Mon) 04:56:13 No.103381