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File:[Judas] Yami Healer - S01E….jpg (246.32 KB,1920x1080)

Anonymous 05/16/25 (Fri) 01:39:18 No.96394 [Reply]

LOVE this ghost

Anonymous 05/16/25 (Fri) 01:48:52 No.96395

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ku ku ku ku

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Touhous with Boobs Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 13:55:20 No.91550 [Reply]

Post some boobhus~

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Anonymous 05/07/25 (Wed) 18:25:42 No.95536

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Big cow means big milk.

Anonymous 05/07/25 (Wed) 19:03:58 No.95538

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>>95536
Give me yukamilk or give me death.

Anonymous 05/14/25 (Wed) 14:41:42 No.96261

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We're finally seeing some more booby of the newhus.

Anonymous 05/14/25 (Wed) 15:04:34 No.96262

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>>96261
Nareko single handedly validated all of the egyptian crossover art and I hope it pushes artists to make more.

Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 23:26:52 No.96393

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>>96261
Seems like it's just Nareko. I'm surprised I'm not seeing more of Ubame given her dress.

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Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 22:31:55 No.96391 [Reply]

ｷﾀ───୧(`∀´)୨───!!

Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 22:42:52 No.96392

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Not scary.

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Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 18:33:32 No.96379 [Reply]

The cutest!

Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 18:47:19 No.96380

sex sex sex sexo sex sexo

Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 21:52:19 No.96389

File:217a8c7c5d09529626e0497000….jpg (1.64 MB,1153x2039)

Very cute and cool indeed!
I'm not sure if this style counts as goth, punk or something else, but i just love when it's mixed with cute anime girls!

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Anonymous 04/25/25 (Fri) 15:05:28 No.93412 [Reply]

*SLAM*

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Anonymous 04/29/25 (Tue) 09:44:33 No.94266

>>94196
Kabedonning someone who is bold, bigger, and just a bit intimidating is the best kind of kabedon.

Anonymous 05/01/25 (Thu) 03:59:33 No.94605

File:if only sachiko were here.mp4 (1.14 MB,960x720)

Ever since the DON she's been gone. I still miss her to this day...

Anonymous 05/01/25 (Thu) 19:32:08 No.94681

>>93421
Only if you're hot

Anonymous 05/01/25 (Thu) 20:00:30 No.94685

>>94605
a proper don lives on forever reuenthal...

Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 19:37:05 No.96383

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*thump*

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Gween Tea Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 05:52:00 No.92792 [Reply]

How much green tea does /jp/ consume? I recently started to get more into it though I normally drink black, however this Jade Dragon tea I got from a relative has been exquisite and is making me rethink my usual habits.

Are there any tips for brewing it just right /jp/ can share?

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Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 23:59:37 No.95681

>>92807
I microwaved water for years.
I had no issues with it but then I got a filipino room mate and he made fun of me. I went out and bought an electric kettle after that.

Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 00:23:41 No.96288

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What does pure Camomile count as? Green, herbal, black? I've been enjoying that most recently with a bit of plum blossom honey for my afternoon tea.

Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 05:24:45 No.96334

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>>96288
You should try camomille with dried figs on the side.

Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 11:43:23 No.96350

>>95681
he flipped you

Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 16:51:24 No.96373

>How much green tea does /jp/ consume?
about 1L every morning, sometimes more. grampa style. sometimes gongfu when I feel fancy. in the afternoon/evening chamomile, linden, or vervain.
>Are there any tips for brewing it just right /jp/ can share?
if you absolutely have to ruin it, it's better to do so because the water is too cold than too hot.

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REMINDER Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 13:42:45 No.96359 [Reply]

ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 14:09:23 No.96361

Just the unemployment office again.

Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 15:34:53 No.96364

Job offer ads and spam. I could update my CV though...

Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 15:59:39 No.96365

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Huh... i had a finished written work related email i had completely forgotten to send when i was ending my shift a little while ago. It's been sent now, thanks.

wage slave 05/15/25 (Thu) 16:11:00 No.96369

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I have to enter my time sheet today, they reminded me

Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 16:30:26 No.96371

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don't have any. as a matter of fact, I sorted 20k (twenty thousand) unread emails last week and now I'm up to date

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Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 04:51:09 No.96328 [Reply]

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!

Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 04:53:19 No.96329

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DAMN IS THAT CAT BADASS

Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 10:43:10 No.96348

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ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 11:00:58 No.96349

File:CHEEEEEENN!!!.webm (3.5 MB,854x480)

That's awesome Chen!

Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 12:32:43 No.96357

>>96349
I expected this guy to animate bkub skits but seems like the honk memes were all he knows
What a shame

Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 00:40:07 No.96290 [Reply]

is bunni party..

alle hüpfen auf und nieder
und alle häschen singen laut dieses lied

jay, jay, j-j-j-jay

heute ist bunny party^_^

jay, jay, j-j-j-jay

wir hüpfen zum beat

jay, jay, j-j-j-jay

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Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 04:09:11 No.96321

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>>96292
A bunny part does sound close to the pleasure of being cummed inside.

Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 05:45:42 No.96335

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>>96291
braut means bride

Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 05:55:20 No.96337

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shinka means ham

Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 07:29:39 No.96343

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Sehr gut, mehr häschen müssen feiern!

Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 10:33:26 No.96347

Hasenfuß

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Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 05:20:37 No.96333 [Reply]

told you all them bitches love mudkips

Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 21:57:42 No.96390

WHAT were they THINKING

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Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 21:23:07 No.91667 [Reply][Last50 Posts]

What do you feel when you see this image? What are the philosophical implications of it? What does it say about humanity? Of our present and future? Can we learn from it?

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Anonymous 05/14/25 (Wed) 01:11:31 No.96207

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>>96204
She can't just play with my heart like this while being an old ero hag, it's going to make me confused.

Anonymous 05/14/25 (Wed) 02:01:11 No.96211

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>>96207
Just do it back to her. Look at what happens when you are nice to her once. Once you've broken her charisma you can't let her catch a break lest you give her the upper hand.

Anonymous 05/14/25 (Wed) 16:19:18 No.96264

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>>96211
Don't be nice to her. It's bad for your health.

Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 01:31:19 No.96299

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Well, work sucked today. I got home two hours later than normal thanks to overtime, but when I stepped inside it smelled... great. There was a massive bowl of stir-fry, and rice topped with what I think was fried tofu. I didn't even care where it came from or if it might have been poison, I ate it all in about a minute and, frankly, it was the best meal I've ever had. Right after I finished, I began taking off my work clothes and just when I thought I wanted a shower, I heard the faucet turn on. I went to the bathroom and of course nobody was in there, but the water was the perfect temperature and it smelled like one of those gap things had sprayed essential oils. I don't really have any choice but to take it as it comes and honestly it was really nice.

Anyway, I got ready for bed and came into my room just now and there's a bunch of flower petals on my bed. More roses and... cherry blossoms, I think? I'm going to try and sleep and I'll deal with cleaning them up in the morning, I'm too tired right now. Goodnight, I guess.

Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 02:50:51 No.96312

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>>96299
That sure is a strange thing to see on your bed when you live alone, but I'm sure it's nothing to worry about. Well, goodnight. Let us know what tomorrow brings, if you return that is.

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Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 01:19:09 No.96293 [Reply]

ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

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Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 01:44:57 No.96300

>>96298
gossamer

Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 02:17:38 No.96302

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does it still count as ntr if no one actually wants her

what the fuck is wrong with her head

Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 02:20:19 No.96303

>>96294
If he takes her pantsu off then he'll get stuck in a time loop.

Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 02:24:07 No.96304

>>96302
goson

Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 02:25:18 No.96307

>>96303
naruhodo

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Anonymous 05/14/25 (Wed) 22:35:59 No.96284 [Reply]

Your only true rival is yourself.

Because everyone else is a slow piece of shit.

Anonymous 05/14/25 (Wed) 22:41:35 No.96285

My only true rival is my future self.

Because today, I commit to being slow.

Anonymous 05/14/25 (Wed) 22:41:37 No.96286

>slow piece of shit
or in other words, retarded

Anonymous 05/14/25 (Wed) 23:02:15 No.96287

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The only rival is FOOD

...and I'm winning

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Anonymous 05/14/25 (Wed) 01:52:00 No.96210 [Reply]

I used to think kigurumi was weird u til the anime con where I fucked one in the men’s room.

I was fucking this tiny little petite Megumin and after about a minute or two I couldn’t take it any longer and I shot my load in her butt. However, I didn’t go limp so I kept going, but fucking her harder until she was moaning in near agony and ecstasy. Eventually I nutted a second time and pulled out and I had destroyed her ass.

I have never had sex like that with a normal girl.

Don’t know it until you have tried it

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Anonymous 05/14/25 (Wed) 05:40:16 No.96233

I sure do wonder where these posters came from.

Anonymous 05/14/25 (Wed) 06:11:19 No.96235

My mother says I'm handsome, yet I've never sexed anyone at a con.
Completely unfair
Sigh...

Anonymous 05/14/25 (Wed) 09:53:51 No.96237

>>96221
the further it strays from realism the better

Anonymous 05/14/25 (Wed) 10:10:17 No.96238

File:ohno kig.png (222.55 KB,383x379)

Oh... i got excited for a moment because i thought this was going to be a general kig appreciation thread but i realize now that i was the fool and that this is a horny thread.
>>96221
I've come to really like the aesthetic, but that video reminded me that it's kind of narrow what works, and that there are still large parts i find unsettling or falls into the uncanny valley.
>>96237
Yeah, pretty good rule of thumb actually.

Anonymous 05/14/25 (Wed) 14:40:24 No.96259

>>96210
do you have any more con sex stories?

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Anonymous 05/13/25 (Tue) 22:29:51 No.96178 [Reply]

Do you enjoy sports, /jp/?
Whether partaking in its activities or just watching them

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Anonymous 05/14/25 (Wed) 00:57:31 No.96203

I like weightlifting but my knee hurts so I've been playing lots of chess.
>>96181
>it wouldn't be any fun without friends
Maybe not snooker, but 8- or 9-ball pool can be a lot of fun by yourself. You should see if there's a hall near you and you might even meet someone to play with.

Anonymous 05/14/25 (Wed) 02:40:25 No.96219

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i like watching f1 (yes yes i know haha funny rich people go vroom vroom in circles) but i haven't been able to watch races since suzuka because of timezone differences. i haven't been able to get into nascar because it feels way too american for my taste.

sometimes i'll go to rugby games with my dad when he's in the area. i don't keep up to date with it but it's a big thing in my country. in primary school when we were forced to do sports against other schools i got into doing field hockey and i was pretty good at it, it was actually quite fun too. never went anywhere with it though.

Anonymous 05/14/25 (Wed) 02:47:08 No.96220

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>>96178
The only sport I carefor doesn't even exist
(Senshado)

Anonymous 05/14/25 (Wed) 03:17:31 No.96224

>>96178
I couldn't get good at basketball and soccer until I started to play those as if they're American football.

Anonymous 05/14/25 (Wed) 03:23:52 No.96225

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I used to do track in high school, I could run. Also did some shotput.

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