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File:a5e81314d97d35a4838e55cd4b….png (190.33 KB,738x1047)

 No.81376[Reply]

My beautiful stinky meganekko wife loves it when we invite handsome men to the house and let them have their way with me. It helps her train her live drawing skills, while bonding over our shared interests!
I've tried convincing her to let in fat old guys too, but that's one point she won't budge in. Zannen.
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 No.81404

File:[Serenae] Wonderful Precur….jpg (428.07 KB,1920x1080)

WHAT DID YOU SAY

 No.81409

>>81404
bit bit bit bit bit bit bit
each and every one

 No.81413

File:098.png (607.67 KB,1153x987)

shab just bit me

 No.81416

File:leap punchline.mp4 (2.77 MB,1280x720)

>>81413
Shab did NOT hiss NOR claw, she purred and cuddled.
And sensei has bad taste.

 No.81429

File:061.png (36.18 KB,210x536)

>>81416
Something about Sensei changed after that one night with the okama. He didn't remove his tinted glasses, but rather he replaced them with a different pair.




File:fatfat.jpg (151.43 KB,676x999)

 No.81030[Reply]

I started water fasting
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 No.81072

>>81065
If that meat is just going to be used to maintain your unhealthy weight, that's even worse. Instead of dying for nothing, that animal will have died to create a net negative. Even more so because the more time you spend overweight, the more you will have to eat that you otherwise wouldn't in order to maintain your bulk. You're actually wasting more food in the long run.

 No.81148

File:[SubsPlease] Make Heroine ….jpg (138.5 KB,1280x720)

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.81247

ate 700 calories today

 No.81248

File:9dd9721a7951da5705321e3261….jpg (3.76 MB,3600x4785)

>>81247
A light breakfast to start off the day.

 No.81423

File:he jiggle_v720P.mp4 (308.03 KB,972x720)

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!




File:untitled.jpg (36.92 KB,488x467)

 No.81335[Reply]

thinking of running for president
going to enter as the candidate for the "boobers on the mind" party
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 No.81339

big fat boobies have my vote

 No.81341

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The Big Ass Party (BAP) will side with whoever gets the most votes. Big ass + boobers and big ass + flat chest are both valid options.

 No.81343

>>81341
the big ass mafia hasn't been the same ever since they came clean with their influence on global politics
they've gone soft, less willing to take risks from the tradeoff they made
still not a group i'd like to cross

 No.81364

>>81341
See this is why we should have never given the blacks the vote. They have corrupted our youth and women. Sir-Mix-Alot ruined a generation with his ear garbage.

Vote for the back in the kitchen party.

 No.81393

>>81337
hi roon




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 No.81347[Reply]

Pics of my /jp/gf

We went on a date
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 No.81351

File:[Piyoko] Himitsu no AiPri ….jpg (106.79 KB,1920x1080)

Hmm.... interesting....

 No.81352

File:[SubsPlease] Make Heroine ….jpg (88.72 KB,1280x720)

Onii-sama, who is this woman?

 No.81355

>>81352
OP is a sentient tulpa given form after many brainstorming and/or roleplay sessions

 No.81356

File:1493152822938.gif (2.71 MB,515x479)

>>81352
It's uhhhh, um... UH

 No.81392

>>81351
I bit this shab.




File:[Serenae] Wonderful Precur….jpg (412.67 KB,1920x1080)

 No.81385[Reply]

Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this?
This... is my MEOWSTICK!

 No.81386

File:1727641710532.jpg (39.94 KB,236x217)

¥why am i wielding my cat
¥how it did it come to this

 No.81388

File:1727641710532_1.jpg (603.78 KB,1920x1080)

Welcome to Kissu, onii-chan!!

 No.81389

File:1727649557424.jpg (689.42 KB,1920x1080)

Ryuuji, look, look! It's the Precure!
I don't quite get what they're doing, but they seem to be winning!




 No.81368[Reply]

THE SPIRALS

 No.81371

... looks surprisingly decent, compared to what they showed before

 No.81373

>>81371
from what I read in the comments they redid it "all" after negative feedback

 No.81374

>>81373
rare instance of feedback working as intended

 No.81375

>>81374
It's not that simple when your production company is being funded by people who aren't yourself and you have a contracted agreement for repayment... and said company expects this repayment in order for them to continue as predicted

 No.81377

It does look better than what I remember, but still kid of... hmm. Well, it would be quite difficult to make it work without a big budget probably.
The 3D is masked pretty well due to the shading effects.




 No.81367[Reply]

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.81372

>>81367
oh gosh it's been years since i've seen this




File:[SubsPlease] Oshi no Ko - ….jpg (264.07 KB,1920x1080)

 No.81357[Reply]

wow even gretel had a chance to be reborn in the oshi no ko world, despite all her crimes

 No.81358

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Which Gretel?

 No.81359

in ongk, crow reborns YOU

 No.81360

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>>81358
You know, Gretel! From Hansel and Gretel? I thought everyone learned the story when they were young!

 No.81365

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>>81360
There's probably about 30 Gretels in anime, games and so on. It's one of those names and references that really gets around

 No.81366

>>81365
kana so cute




File:mewhenkana.mp4 (129.49 KB,482x320)

 No.81361[Reply]

me when Kana

 No.81362

File:[SubsPlease] Oshi no Ko - ….jpg (235.49 KB,1920x1080)

op when kana

 No.81363

File:[SubsPlus ] Oshi no Ko - S….jpg (433.99 KB,1920x1080)

me when I take a screenshot of kana (I'm offscreen)

 No.81426

gaudy looking show

 No.81437

gnarly looking show




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 No.81344[Reply]

Step aside, toasters, some real meat coming through.

 No.81345

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>>81344
The interesting (but kind of expected) thing is that they had to create new characters for the anime. The girl on the right in the OP pic and the two characters to the side here were just portrait-less background voices in the VN.

 No.81346

i'd like to say that akshually that's not nearly enough meat but in truth those boobers are fairly respectable




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 No.81322[Reply]

The official and objective top 10 Zetsubou Shoujotachi ranking.

1. Harumi
2. Nami
3. Kafuka
4. Chiri
5. Maria
6. Kaere
7. Matoi
8. Kiri
9. Meru
10. Rin

 No.81324

1. Stalker
2. Proper
3. Hikki
4. Normal
5. Meru
6. Optimism
7. Sorry
8. Sister
9. Sue
10. Tail

 No.81325

I like the hiki girl

 No.81326

File:1643763057064.jpg (338.32 KB,1287x611)

i was actually going to make a thread for this as well, but a tierlist
for me it's

~ S
harumi, chiri, kafuka, matoi
~ A
nami, komori, maria
~ B
abiru, rin, kaga
~ C
mayo, doc, meru
~ D
kaere

because harumi, chiri, and kafuka are the ones that give way to the situations i liked the most, and matoi i find to be a fairly likeable supporter that's always there for sensei and able to keep the ball rolling
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 No.81286[Reply]

Someone told me last week that they'd missed the prior-day reminder, so I'm making a new thread for the last two parts just in case:
https://theatre.kissu.moe/kiss/zetsubou
Tomorrow it'll be Zan part 2 again, and I'll make a poll at the end to see what we do with the specials.
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 No.81314

STARTING

 No.81315

watchin, or trying to

 No.81320

Hm, can you tell me the exact names of what we watched, or is it everything?
Did we watch this? https://anilist.co/anime/4872/Goku-Sayonara-Zetsubou-Sensei/?
You mentioned Zan so I know to include https://anilist.co/anime/6377/Zan-Sayonara-Zetsubou-Sensei/

 No.81321

>>81320
We watched the first season, the second one (Zoku), and the third (Zan). Goku were the specials between S2 and S3, which we did not watch. We also didn't watch Bangaichi or the extra 2012 single-episode BD special.

 No.81323

>>81321
gotcha, thanks




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 No.81303[Reply]

It's Kanover...
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 No.81307

if your crush imagines you as his mom that's a surefire sign that he doesn't love you in THAT way

 No.81308

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>>81307
Are you sure about that?

 No.81309

>>81307
no in aqua's case it's clearly THAT way for his mom as well

 No.81311

File:[Erai-raws] Oshi no Ko 2nd….jpg (93.14 KB,1280x720)

Aqua was engaged before he even met his mom.

 No.81313

>>81311
yeah, engaged to his one and only kanpeki na aidoru




File:happyhappyhappineeeeeeeesu.mp4 (6.52 MB,1920x1080)

 No.81269[Reply]

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
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 No.81280

>>81279
ffprobe says its h264
>in brave
works on my firefox too

 No.81281

File:daiz.png (302.13 KB,400x3000)

>>81279
>>81280
It's h264 but 10-bit.

 No.81282

>>81281
>10-bit h264
Dumbest standard ever. Would be different if it was supported anywhere. The main reason why my CPU stays pegged at 100% for weeks on end. Same people that promote it shit all over x265 to. Even though it has native 10-bit color support and can be tuned to act exactly like x264 in all situations with some simple config switches.

I can't wait until they all move on to the next hacked together piece of shit codec modification instead of simply using something that works. I don't understand why the fansubbing community could never get in-line. We were the first ones to use DivX and later xvid. We were the first to use standard h264. We were the first using x265 and not AV1. But we're also one step beyond the rest of the planet for no good reason now other than people can't be content with something that works outside of mpv.

The video codec situation isn't even the worse part. The fact that we're still using .ass despite much better subtitling format came along years ago drives me crazy. I can't believe we're still using hacks to overlay signs instead of simple images in a format with proper formatting.

But then I remember that everyone that could code moved on years ago since they were chased out of the community by the come-latelys that never contributed anything of value. 9 out of 10 "fansubbers" now can't even read Japanese or do simple timing. Much less proper typesetting or encoding. They all adore "prosubs" and those people are even more incompetent somehow. These people gatekeep access to all the release channels to. It's so frustrating.

Meanwhile, I can release anything else to a word wide audience with good feedback and have it instantly mirrored all over the world for free. If I'm first I become the "proper" version and everyone else says good job, thanks me and sends greetings. They even get in contact to work together on future projects. Where the "fansubbers" actively work together to prevent us from releasing anything. Even if they refuse to work on the same show. Just out of spite.

It's really sad that it's less trouble for me to release American cartoons in a region where I can get thrown in prison (or heavily fined) for it than it is to release content from a country that can't take legal action against me. I also really hate seeing an inferior release Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

 No.81283

>>81281
oh, that never crossed my mind

 No.81294

>>81282
is that the thing daiz was pushing




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 No.81270[Reply]

I dont get! I Just don't get it! They call it a toaster but you put bread inside it so it becomes toast but some people call bread toast so what is the toaster doing in this case? If it's simply toasting toast then what would it be called when bread is inside it? It is bearding bread, right? So it is a breader not a toaster. It gets even more stupid when you talk about grilled cheese! THE BREAD ISN'T GRILLED IT'S TOASTED! A TOASTED CHEESE! How can something be grilled without grill lines!?
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 No.81289

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True NEETs make their grilled cheese in the microwave.

 No.81290

the correct term is cheesewich

 No.81291

the two-tone menace has even come for /jp/ boys...

 No.81292

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>>81290
Cheese witch?

 No.81293

File:98308431_p0.jpg (228.14 KB,1275x1650)

>>81284
Oh yeah!? Then call it a griddled cheese and what about french toast huh? It's not toast either nor is it french! Bet you didn't think of that smart guy.




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