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File:[SubsPlease] Mahouka Kouk….webm (2.9 MB,852x480)

Anonymous 04/06/24 (Sat) 18:35:57 No.73373 [Reply]

flip a shab

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Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 23:31:22 No.74300

File:[Nep_Blanc] Gekijouban Mah….jpg (214.47 KB,1920x1080)

ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 23:35:44 No.74305

File:[Nep_Blanc] Gekijouban Mah….jpg (157.52 KB,1920x1080)

which is of course showing that tatsuya is so epically awesome he can just destroy an entire asteroid

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 23:53:19 No.74312

File:[Rom & Rem] Mahouka Koukou….jpg (260.63 KB,1920x1080)

I'm pretty sure the 2017 movie is anime original and will be completely ignored going forward. It's the 2022 special "Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei: Tsuioku-hen" that you need to watch before season 3, though it is a prequel arc and not overly important to what's happened so far this season. It also doesn't have Lina in it, so who the fuck cares?

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 23:56:04 No.74313

File:1497096045919.png (177.73 KB,274x401)

>>74312
I did at one point in the past read the LNs up to the point where Miyuki and Tatsuya get engaged (or was it just that they revealed she was specifically made for him to breed?) so it probably doesn't even matter that I catch up

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 23:58:46 No.74314

>>74300
thought that was a butte from the thumbnail

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Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 21:03:18 No.74241 [Reply]

https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_17760284.html
The CIA kept a database of these bad boys for themselves. Which one is your favorite?

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Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 05:29:41 No.74265

there's a "smuggled" meme stash where i work at that is just for use on our secure network
i wouldn't be surprised if our cia buddies were using these for the same reason

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 05:30:42 No.74266

>>74265
glower

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 05:32:55 No.74267

>>74266
(´・ω・｀)

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 05:59:50 No.74269

Somewhere in the CIA headquarters, somebody is shouting: "Andrew you goddamn weeb, you're making us look stupid!"

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 16:00:38 No.74278

>(\/) (°,,°) (\/) WOOPwoopwowopwoopwoopwoop!
my favorite

File:[SubsPlease] The iDOLM@STE….jpg (89.69 KB,1280x720)

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 03:44:12 No.74256 [Reply]

Get your fat ass out from in front of the TV, I'm trying to watch that.

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Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 04:38:15 No.74260

fat ass
the motion picture

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 04:50:22 No.74261

File:[SubsPlease] The iDOLM@ST….webm (1.21 MB,1280x720)

>>74259

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 05:08:09 No.74262

>>74261
Not fat but it looks firm, tight and squishy.
Want to slap it/10

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 06:07:18 No.74270

Big Ass Mafia is here and she is NOT one of ours

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 06:18:30 No.74271

>>74261
not fat, but perfect.

File:[MATSU] Maria Holic Alive ….png (618.88 KB,808x880)

Anonymous 04/02/24 (Tue) 02:22:48 No.72788 [Reply]

Can you stand the sound of your own voice? Whenever I hear mine I can't stand how high it sounds it should be a lot deeper and not make me angry like it does when I hear it in my head.

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Anonymous 04/03/24 (Wed) 21:16:47 No.72966

File:1038921010403086407.gif (41.58 KB,75x75)

>>72870
I'm reminded there was a weird trend not long ago with a website called Voicecel which would record the user's voice and funnel them into chad or voicecel category based on how low the frequency is -- ofc I saw some users getting upset, but for them to take it seriously was just as hilarious, kinda like horoscopes imo.

As >>72873 said, we all sound ridiculous to ourselves. If only I could keep my morning voice for the whole day
(・`ω´・)

Anonymous 04/04/24 (Thu) 05:24:15 No.72977

>>72936
CanNOT believe they called Ranko too old to be a maid

Anonymous 04/04/24 (Thu) 05:56:40 No.72978

>>72934
Never realized but her (family) name is "Oikura"
perfect name for bullying

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 05:14:20 No.74263

File:20240321_140826.jpg (694.04 KB,1200x900)

Heard my voice while going through cat videos to edit and it was so gay I had to remove the audio to continue

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 05:39:58 No.74268

>>72934
I think the proper term is an "alto"

File:3ce89f3ea9520cf17b9d69f8bb….jpg (177.48 KB,1280x1024)

Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 22:02:55 No.74248 [Reply]

(ↀωↀ)✧

Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 22:09:02 No.74249

(ↀωↀ)✧ pepsi and milk drinker

Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 22:09:40 No.74250

Cats should not be permitted to handle forks.
It's not safe.

Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 22:11:12 No.74251

>>74250
that's why she has a spork

Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 03:19:42 No.74255

*holds up spork*

Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 20:50:29 No.74239 [Reply]

It's that time of the year again

Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 21:02:09 No.74240

File:[Piyoko] Himitsu no AiPri ….jpg (187.93 KB,1920x1080)

I don't follow

File:very intense looking im@s ….jpg (266.36 KB,1200x1200)

Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 02:13:46 No.74208 [Reply]

Stop being serious

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Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 02:19:06 No.74210

File:1595949601454.jpg (277.56 KB,1600x800)

Since when were you under the impression I was?

Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 02:31:06 No.74211

Did you know that fish cough? Yes, I'm being *serious*. I learned this from a Snapple cap.

Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 16:54:47 No.74233

File:1445046911449.jpg (416.29 KB,1150x925)

Wanna know how I got these nekomimi?
Y'see, my father was an otaku... and a fiend.
One night, he came out of his cave a little crazier than usual.
My mother put on the news to defend herself.
He didn't like that.
Not. One. Bit.
So he grabs a bunny girl maid outfit and starts putting it on her while I'm screaming and crying.
Then he turns to me and says:
"Why so serious, waga musume?"
"Let's put a :3 on that face!"
He rips off my glasses and grabs a pair of cat ears like this.
And... then...

Why so serious?

Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 17:02:28 No.74234

File:776212456672747520.mp4 (501.88 KB,800x800)

I take funposting on the Jay very seriously.

Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 19:55:54 No.74238

File:R-1713642943471.png (7.03 MB,1440x2560)

Life is such a fucking joke, that taking it perfectly seriously is the ultimate insult for it, and thus the only appropriate attitude.

File:yakui lsd.jpg (177.94 KB,1280x910)

Anonymous 04/19/24 (Fri) 07:47:13 No.74162 [Reply]

Happy Bicycle Day, /jp/!

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Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 13:58:09 No.74223

File:117297671_p0.jpg (286.29 KB,1457x1943)

>>74222
There's no 20th month ya dummy.

Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 13:59:17 No.74224

>>74223
4/20 is just a fancy way of writing o point two.

Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 15:37:29 No.74227

Happy Dude Weed day!

Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 15:56:40 No.74228

File:6c6f92b2919efe9f506c19be4b….jpg (166.19 KB,640x640)

ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 18:56:25 No.74237

File:1703211752109.png (Spoiler Image,1.12 MB,1440x1920)

ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

File:__hiroi_kikuri_bocchi_the_….jpg (2.77 MB,2231x3000)

Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 17:47:33 No.74235 [Reply]

Saturday morning...
How does jp gets over a hangover?

Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 17:54:18 No.74236

greasy food

File:be82a0150c22c957e872739009….jpg (281.87 KB,757x900)

Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 10:26:22 No.74214 [Reply]

Can dolls physically age?

Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 10:32:39 No.74215

If left in the Sun they made degrade

Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 10:55:33 No.74216

File:R-1713610531297.png (255.58 KB,439x479)

If they couldn't, why don't we see very many 4000 year old dolls around?
Are they leaving Earth?
Are they having an exciting dolls-only space adventure that we are not invited to?
What kind of sick joke is this?

Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 12:25:50 No.74219

File:36a59c12eb064990ce41a5e986….png (175.34 KB,400x500)