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Anonymous 05/17/25 (Sat) 20:21:16 No.96535 [Reply]

have a swig dude

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Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 04:36:45 No.96743

>>96643
guten morgen drunkard

Anonymous 05/28/25 (Wed) 16:45:30 No.97087

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>>96535
Don't mind if I do!

Anonymous 05/30/25 (Fri) 08:11:49 No.97232

>>96546
Indirect kiss with loli oni.

Anonymous 05/30/25 (Fri) 14:37:15 No.97258

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>>96558
And that was the day Suika’s drinking problem started.

Anonymous 05/30/25 (Fri) 16:44:40 No.97267

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>>97258
¥drinking
¥problem

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Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 11:22:32 No.97120 [Reply]

yes i'll have a nakikan thank you very much i felt like crying for lunch today

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Anonymous 05/30/25 (Fri) 00:33:46 No.97215

よ、dude
one　コーヒー please and don't skimp on the コ

Anonymous 05/30/25 (Fri) 01:44:59 No.97216

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Orange Juice. Unstirred. 100%.

Anonymous 05/30/25 (Fri) 01:50:35 No.97217

lots of pulp

Anonymous 05/30/25 (Fri) 14:44:11 No.97259

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Today I'll have a naki latte.

Anonymous 05/30/25 (Fri) 16:32:25 No.97266

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Egad it's the same nakikan, I am never going to unsee this in any visual arts anime again.

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Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 21:23:01 No.97199 [Reply]

But then who was phone?

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 21:37:11 No.97201

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That was me, sorry.

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 21:58:44 No.97205

U.N. Owen was her

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 22:17:27 No.97209

ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 22:25:00 No.97210

It was a dark and stormy night. A girl had forgotten her umbrella and got soaking wet. When she got out of the rain, took a shower, and changed into her jammies, she discovered that she had caught a cold. "Sniffles, sniffles! I need some chicken noodle soup and 100% orange juice!" But there was no chicken noodle soup in the fridge. And 100% orange juice had released seven new card packs and 9999 DLC characters, so it was impossible to understand what was happening.

Anonymous 05/30/25 (Fri) 02:22:43 No.97219

lights went out the moment i reached the ed (´・ω・｀)

Anonymous 05/27/25 (Tue) 02:21:01 No.96998 [Reply]

Is /jp/ a fan of the maidcore aesthetic?
For anyone not aware I find this a good example.
Post anything can could be seen as maidcore here.

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Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 20:55:20 No.97197

>>97191
>>97190
extremely dork-coded with a playful tinge of slurpcore

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 20:58:13 No.97198

This is what belly sounds like.

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 21:31:49 No.97200

I once played "belly core" on some VR Chat server when I tried out the software for the first time. The server was some kind of "avatar hub" where you could windowshop for character models in a huge hall the size of a cathedral. It had a gigantic TV in the center and users could punch in a YT link to play a video on it.
I entered one of those comically absurd "2D fart fetish" videos on YT (I believe it was called "Remilia Scarlet farting" by "fartfetishfemaleforyou" Bane?) and it was just a bunch of extremely loud, low-quality and horribly stretched fart sounds that then echoed even louder through the entire cathedral while a bunch of people were trying to decide on their next ERP avatar. Some sounds were stretched so much that they started to sound like earrape gunfire transitioning into messed-up radio noise that made your ears bleed.

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 23:20:46 No.97211

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Yakui's music is very good.

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 23:47:17 No.97213

>>97190
third song sounds like seinfeld

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New CDS chapter dropped Anonymous 04/28/25 (Mon) 04:36:03 No.94065 [Reply]

They told us it would be delayed lol
https://touhougarakuta.com/comic/touhouchireikiden_ch6_13/

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Anonymous 05/14/25 (Wed) 01:06:40 No.96205

https://exhentai.org/g/2562437/c4312f7df6/

How Mizuchi SHOULD have been defeated.

Anonymous 05/14/25 (Wed) 01:13:20 No.96208

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>>96205
This is the real reason why ZUN didn't put Aunn at the Hakurei Shrine that time.

Anonymous 05/14/25 (Wed) 01:25:46 No.96209

>>96208
The tame Rinnosuke can't compare to her wild heart.

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 21:47:31 No.97203

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New chapter.
The current arc has ended and is going into a new one with Miko and the Taoists. If Mimi sticks around I'm hoping there's an interaction between her and Tojiko. At the very least I hope it's a sort of reboot and we can get Satori as the main character in her own manga again. Seeing Yamame display her construction expertise and some spider web powers was nice. I like seeing characters doing normal day to day stuff like that, it shows more of their real selves and it's a contrast from the games and other incidents where it's all banter and putting on airs. Apart from Alice who's still forgotten about in a coma, the chapter touched on some of the factions affected by the incident, and we see that the artists rendition of Yuyuko is just as big as imagined. The chat between Mokou and Tewi pours salt on the wound and pushes more of the fault on Mizuchi. Basically, she was given chance after chance to step off the path and back out, but kept going and died as a result. She looks like she's doing better now, but it puts into question her whole motivation when the story dodges around the question of allegiance by just blaming her more.
Looking forward to finally moving on.

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 23:27:38 No.97212

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>>97203
Mizuchi is definitely a good play partner for Flan.

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Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 03:38:18 No.95604 [Reply]

Why do you like Green 2hus?

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Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 14:36:27 No.97145

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>>97140
I'd like to see her try to steal these!

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 14:38:40 No.97147

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>>97108
You called?

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 15:53:09 No.97169

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>>97129
I never even noticed, I just fell for her attitude

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 16:16:37 No.97172

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>>97169
Her attitude is an important part of the appeal of her breasts です.
You see, an airhead like Sanae-san doesn't understand the magnitude of her own breasts. She doesn't particularly view them as sexual, and never makes any intentional effort to eroticise them.
However this actually has the inverse effect and makes them even more erotic: by treating such ludicrously gigantic breasts with a kind of tasteful innocent modesty, she importantly leaves her breasts always just out of reach and creates a space for the viewer to participate via imagination, as all great works of art do.
The very unattainability of her breasts leaves the viewer's desire forever unfulfilled and thus able to grow exponentially forever, as opposed to the cheap disposable eroticism of normal large breasts.

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 20:45:05 No.97192

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>>97147
Nobody invited you stinky. Go back to bothering the purple hair girls, at least you have an excuse there.

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Normie3005 05/29/25 (Thu) 19:10:06 No.97179 [Reply]

THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION

Will you date me? Breathe if yes!
Recite the bible backwards in Japanese if no!

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Normie3005 05/29/25 (Thu) 17:41:41 No.97183

>>97182
...No breathing
i'll take that as a maybe!!!

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 19:02:35 No.97184

I don't mean to be as negative as this might sound, it's more just because you said you're new in a different thread, but I would appreciate if we could save using names for situations that more or less demand them. My reasoning being that chatroom type of interaction that occured at the end of the DDLC thread (though I assume it's also because of your different posting style) and which is reminiscent of 4chan generals, something I assume most people would like to get away from on here.

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 19:44:45 No.97188

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Um, sorry no.

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 20:07:46 No.97189

>>97181
A mod on that board will sometimes change the default name (Anonymous) to other more festive options, but I think we're still expected to avoid using our own custom names unless necessary.

Anonymous 05/30/25 (Fri) 00:01:49 No.97214

didn't even notice there was a name being used and I read all of the DDLC thread,
I guess I just never look at the name field because there's nothing to look for there,
except for when it's V or bright red, etc
maybe its also because Normie3005 has almost the same character length as Anonymous

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Anonymous 05/16/25 (Fri) 06:00:00 No.96422 [Reply]

ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

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Anonymous 05/16/25 (Fri) 06:15:30 No.96431

>>96422
A FLAN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

Anonymous 05/16/25 (Fri) 06:32:18 No.96434

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>>96431
ENGAGING TACTICAL LASER DEFENSES

Anonymous 05/16/25 (Fri) 06:54:47 No.96436

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Flantastic!

Anonymous 05/16/25 (Fri) 08:50:06 No.96443

Thanks you for this thread!

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 18:11:20 No.97178

flantastic!

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Anonymous 05/16/25 (Fri) 13:02:47 No.96452 [Reply]

They say a picture captures your soul.

Anonymous 05/16/25 (Fri) 13:50:22 No.96455

my wife on the left

Anonymous 05/16/25 (Fri) 14:11:53 No.96456

mine on the right

Anonymous 05/28/25 (Wed) 18:16:43 No.97090

>>96456
your wife is a phone?

Normie3005 05/29/25 (Thu) 16:11:47 No.97170

I would not mind being the girl on the right
not one bit.

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 18:09:18 No.97177

if i got my hands on kikuri shed have to go sober for a few months

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Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 16:29:06 No.97173 [Reply]

Thoughts on these feet, feetanon?

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 16:37:28 No.97174

A feast fit for a king/queen.

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Normie3005 05/29/25 (Thu) 16:16:18 No.97171 [Reply]

I miss my wife, Tails. i miss her a lot. I'll be back.

..Is she taking applications.

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DDLC Mod my beloved Normie3005 05/29/25 (Thu) 13:03:35 No.97122 [Reply]

I'm gonna be so real i saw a thread about VN's and decided that i wanted to shove my favorite one down your throats :3

It's called "Return To The Portrait". No spoilers from me but play it
what are you waiting for
NOW /silly

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Normie3005 05/29/25 (Thu) 15:01:39 No.97155

>>97154
Counteroffer: I chain us together, and then we both chain ourselves to a HOTEL bed?

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 15:03:19 No.97156

>>97155
How about this: I chain myself under the bed, you over it, and we form a sandwich?

Normie3005 05/29/25 (Thu) 15:05:16 No.97158

>>97156
On the other hand:
I chain myself to a ham sandwich, and then you chain yourself to the ham sandwich
and then we eat the ham sandwich

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 15:07:03 No.97161

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>>97158
B-but what if our mouths collide while we're eating the ham sandwich...

Normie3005 05/29/25 (Thu) 15:08:51 No.97164

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>>97161
Let the cards fall where they may, i say.

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Tengu Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 16:58:06 No.92126 [Reply]

Come talk about why they're the best Youkai in Gensokyo.

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Anonymous 05/23/25 (Fri) 04:26:27 No.96827

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Tengu!

Anonymous 05/23/25 (Fri) 09:23:56 No.96832

>>96822
rubbing your crotch on Aya....

Anonymous 05/25/25 (Sun) 11:42:23 No.96914

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typical inter-tengu communication

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 11:29:46 No.97121

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ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 13:43:37 No.97130

>>97121
Getting bapped with miss Syameimaru's rolled-up newspaper like a misbehaving dog!

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Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 21:08:11 No.92913 [Reply]

shabs when they see my ween

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Anonymous 05/26/25 (Mon) 01:39:51 No.96943

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>/jp/

Anonymous 05/27/25 (Tue) 01:24:24 No.96996

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>>96943
>/jp/

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 06:46:05 No.97110

Is Anonymous;Code any good?

>>96996
Living the dream...

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 09:05:29 No.97113

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>>92920
Does anyone remember making this post? Because I'm pretty certain it was me, but it couldn't have been only a month ago..
In any case I share the sentiment. Grimm was best girl in Chaos;Head, also.

Anonymous 05/29/25 (Thu) 11:03:15 No.97119

>>97113
Yeah well you're wrong

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