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/cry/ opens again for June soon! //(⁀ᗢ⁀) \\ nipah~



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File:Eg15Tv5UMAA6fWW.jpg (74.42 KB,987x1200)

 No.96408[Reply]

Oh hello, human. It appears I've landed in an unfortunate situation, could you help me out? I think there's a door to the other side over there maybe there's some release mechanism there.
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 No.96774

File:87e240a6855a9a450dec0e1499….jpg (64.72 KB,580x435)

>>96731
>>96724
That's nonsense! The mistress would never lock herself up and call me to her aide just to try and tease me in some weird and perverse manner! She's a noble lady of the night and above such petty games, this is clearly some kind of misunderstanding!

 No.96777

What would you do if one day you woke up laying in front of the SDM?

 No.96778

>>96777
wake china up and try to get my bearings best i can while chatting with her, for starters
hopefully those 7s will protect me

 No.96797

File:4f22240629e515ad0d8040e0f1….jpg (354.28 KB,760x697)

>>96777
Turn 360 degrees and walk away to the forest of magic.

 No.96861

>>96777
Casually start masturbating, this will attract fairy maids and I'll mooch off of them in exchange for sex




File:[Erai-raws] Kusuriya no Hi….jpg (60.84 KB,1280x720)

 No.96842[Reply]

eat ze bugs
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 No.96854

>>96845
lol nice try dumbass

 No.96855

File:reisen fights off bug.webm (2.82 MB,1280x720)

bug

 No.96856

File:C-1748043939567.png (311.23 KB,673x601)

proof she secretly likes the attention

 No.96857

File:19f5a0c76287dc67cdcc3ddaba….png (5.67 MB,2000x1745)

you VILL eat ze burgs

 No.96858

File:d5faf3fac65bfe9a0fd371e3a3….jpg (26.42 KB,194x360)

>>96855
>>96856
Hey wait I've seen this scenario before...




File:[SubsPlease] Summer Pocket….jpg (166.75 KB,1280x720)

 No.96804[Reply]

boobies
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 No.96814

File:[ASW] Ninja to Koroshiya n….jpg (649.86 KB,1920x1080)

>>96811
Beauty and harmony
Governed by one eternal law
All that begins must end

 No.96815

>>96814
Lets enjoy them while we can >>>/megu/2667

 No.96831

File:Kakushite.Makina-san.S01E0….jpg (228.41 KB,1920x1080)

Those are nice, but... what about this landlady side character? HOLY COW

 No.96833

big boobers make me happy

 No.96853

>>96831
mommy...




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 No.92958[Reply]

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 No.95178

File:sample_42c5f032b3438e74261….jpg (256.62 KB,850x1387)

>>95177
She follows Mark Rippetoe but without the exercise part (just like me and yuyuko)

 No.95227

File:__patchouli_knowledge_touh….jpg (323.07 KB,711x800)

>>95164
I don't recognize this thin, furless entity. Is this Patchouli's alternate universe form? A distant relative?

 No.95445

File:R-1746590742604.jpeg (3.28 MB,2783x3817)

>>95158
Worst. Rule. Ever.

 No.96840

File:_012.png (597.19 KB,981x813)

Patchy SMELLS

 No.96841

File:37810057_p0.jpg (311.62 KB,900x675)

>>96840
Can confirm that she indeed REEKS.




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 No.96806[Reply]

Oyasumi, bitchass.
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 No.96810

Double glocks

Double glocks

 No.96817

File:i sleep edit.png (522.35 KB,1000x1000)

>>96806
I'm going to bed too, night kissu!

 No.96818

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>>96817
oyasumi

 No.96838

File:C-1748008730253.png (1.4 MB,1600x900)


 No.96839

File:C-1748009117787.jpeg (5.05 KB,320x180)

kampai, you bitches




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 No.96825[Reply]

Protip: when there's a lot of clout behind your creative work as it is in the current collective conscious environment, you can "waste" and "kill prematurely" any good characters for drama without engagement repercussions — because the desperate fans will just make and cling to all the fan works where the character is alive anyways; you could even double down on the opportunistic creativity and do side stories about the character before the death, or alternative universes.

 No.96828

File:[Piyoko] Himitsu no AiPri ….jpg (150.74 KB,1920x1080)

Thank you, I'll keep this in mind. It does kind of force the creators to focus on prequels a lot, though, which tend to have big limitations on them. Sometimes they seem afraid to move the story forward, which is what Utawarerumono has been suffering from.

 No.96837

>>96828
This shab has bit limitations on her.




File:[Erai-raws] Chiikawa - 00….webm (14.79 MB,1920x1080)

 No.96793[Reply]

bu~rokko~
bu~rokko~
bu~rokkori!~
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 No.96802

File:cabbage.mp4 (380.92 KB,640x640)

green food is bad for you

 No.96826

File:[SubsPlus ] Oshi no Ko - S….jpg (353.37 KB,1920x1080)

>>96800
Yeah, that's the stereotype I've seen in some shows. I'm not sure how it works over there in Asia where they eat practically everything. But green pepper seems to be the stereotype of the food that kids won't eat.

>>96802
ARGH I know that song, but can't quite place it.

 No.96829

>>96826
Driftveil City from Pokerman Black and White

 No.96830

>>96829
Ohh thanks. I never would have remembered that.

 No.96836

>>96830
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!




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 No.96823[Reply]

To fangs! The cause and solution to all of life's problems.

 No.96824

File:FxOuxBuXwAEIMcC.jpeg (1.03 MB,3692x4000)

Certainly!




File:[SubsPlease] Slime Taoshit….jpg (345.93 KB,1920x1080)

 No.96782[Reply]

How should I live out my isekai slow life? I've been thinking about it and I don't want people to think I'm just copying everyone else so I want to be really unique when I do it. So I was thinking that one of the things I'd do to make myself different would be to live on a farm with a super low rank power but it's level 99 so it's the strongest version of that power and it makes me farm really good and it attracts a harem that will live out my isekai slow life with me and then one of them will be a big fat chocolate elf that smothers me with her huge boobies. I think that will make me stand out to the gods.
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 No.96789

>>96788
How in the world did you find not only a movie like this, but a gay one too.

 No.96790

File:[SubsPlease] Yami Healer -….jpg (248.95 KB,1920x1080)

kicked out of the yuusha party because regrowing limbs with healing magic was seen as too OP and they wanted to play on challenge mode

 No.96791

>>96790
Deserved. You ruined the Hero's dream of a kickass cybernetic arm.

 No.96792

>>96791
Probably even voided his true kin license in the process, what a bastard.

 No.96794

File:C-1747900221146.png (1.33 MB,1600x900)





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 No.96476[Reply]

The moe gods have demanded a sacrifice and told me if I delay again they're going to completely drain away my nutbladder and leave me for dead. What kind of sacrifice would be suitable to ease their temper? I seriously have no idea and they won't give me any clear answer.

 No.96481

File:[CicakRumah] Koupen Chan -….jpg (616.54 KB,1920x1080)

You must find the perfect banana, tempting and delicious. Prepare to eat it, but then do not.
It is through these acts of contrition that one can find absolution.

 No.96779

File:GaaiHGyawAE0i1U.jpg (389.01 KB,700x809)

>>96476
unshod js/jc

 No.96780

File:orange.jpg (182.31 KB,1200x839)

Present to them a delectable orange.

 No.96781

File:1654488093516.png (1.05 MB,930x1092)

Take a shower, NEET. The untold trillions of dead bacteria, viruses, fungi, and microfauna will surely satisfy them.




File:[SubsPlease] Apocalypse Ho….jpg (122.91 KB,1280x720)

 No.96772[Reply]

Acting Manager Ponko says:

NO to immigration
NO to robots
and NO to peace

Support Acting Manager Ponko and put Earth first.

 No.96773

>>96772
>NO to immigration
Cool, when she's leaving?

 No.96775

File:[Erai-raws] Apocalypse Hot….jpg (317.42 KB,1920x1080)

Ponko needs to stay in the background as occasional comic relief and not to share her opinion on things

 No.96776

File:[SubsPlease] Apocalypse Ho….jpg (170.29 KB,1280x720)

>>96775
This is Ponko's show now, clanker.




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 No.96736[Reply]

How did the artist of this know what a nose was? This is breaking my suspension of disbelief.
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 No.96767

File:C-1747848000720.png (1.43 MB,1920x1040)

perhaps in the full body cyborg future noses can be real...

 No.96768

File:R-1747848167146.png (106.26 KB,610x1080)

>>96754
>>96766
There are countless ways of drawing the same nose differently.
The vast majority of good looking anime styles follow some structure when the "weird" minimal dots and lines for noses are drawn. When a non-Japanese artist tries to emulate anime style but is failing on this, this is what you pick up on intiuitively.
Pic related are "traces" of features of the same nose except for the side view. Don't mind the side views being inconsistent, they're there just for angle reference.

 No.96769

File:R-1747848320026.png (936.41 KB,597x1080)

>>96768
It's all the same Michelangelo's David, by the way.

 No.96770

>>96768
>The vast majority of good looking anime styles follow some structure when the "weird" minimal dots and lines for noses are drawn.
Yeah, that's the problem I was talking about. People think you can't have a good style if you draw noses? It's indeed a technique or "skill" of sorts to hint at the existence of a nose to show that the character is indeed human, without actually giving the character a nose.
I see it as a social trend that everyone must adhere to, a strong creative limitation that limits creative freedom. I see it as unfortunate.

 No.96771

>>96770
"Minimalistic" noses give a delicate impression, so it's a trend & taste thing. I think an anime style is skillful as long as the nose is not making the face seem rougher, unless that's the intention.




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 No.95777[Reply]

hikkiNEET that barely leaves the house here
ran out of milk so I went to the grocery store to buy some, they were out and I asked the cashier if she got milk and she squeezed her boobs and replied "no" and got all giggly

WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?
was she flirting with me or just having a giggle because I look retarded?
what the fuck
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 No.96690

Try going there again and ask if she still got milk

 No.96718

>>95777
You dodged a bullet and barely got out alive with your virginity intact!
Foul women like that only want to lead you on and use you for a fun time before ditching you after they steal your cum! Never give one of those women the satisfaction of getting your time of day, ignore her weird advances and leave the store quickly!

 No.96744

File:CM070_01.jpg (57.21 KB,650x650)

This is the only type of milk I buy anymore. Blue top just can't compete.

 No.96761

>>95777
go back and ask if you can give it a squeeze

 No.96762

>>95887
Pretty sure its from a spin off called Puni Puni Poemy




File:[SubsPlease] Maebashi Witc….jpg (129.39 KB,1280x720)

 No.96738[Reply]

¥ mfw an 18 year old girl tries to talk to me
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 No.96742

>>96738
¥18
Ewww hag lmao

 No.96757

File:jsdf.jpg (435.77 KB,1280x720)

>>96740
Uzamaid was such a fun anime. I loved the masochistic JSDF cake.

 No.96758

>>96757
made me realize i should have joined the air force, sigh...
just wish the girl wasn't a r*ssian

 No.96759

>>96758
Ignoring their government all russians I've known are pretty fun people. Good to game with.

 No.96760

>>96759
i dont care about their genocide, but we have a lot of russian migrants as patients and ALL of them are extremely obnoxious




File:C-1747815552648.png (298.68 KB,664x396)

 No.96750[Reply]

Is this the same rabbit?

 No.96751

File:[SubsPlease] mono - 06 (10….jpg (228.25 KB,1920x1080)

It has two ears, eyes and a mouth.
I'd say yes.

 No.96753

Nope, the ears and nose are different, different species.
No whiskers on the profile pic either, easiest spot the difference of my life.




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