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File:[SubsPlease] Apocalypse Ho….jpg (311.03 KB,1920x1080)

 No.92815[Reply]

Goddamn spacenoid brats.

 No.92895

DO NOT THE FISH




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 No.92785[Reply]

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.92803

Today’s my lucky day, I’ve thousands downloaded!

 No.92805

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................................................. skull.

 No.92874

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my luck is through the roof

 No.92881

>>92785
A big collection of Hisui doujinshi..




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 No.92778[Reply]

I like reading and laughing at things I see online, but I have an ugly laugh...
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 No.92864

I narrate all your posts out loud.
For angry posts I do a nasally whiny voice.
Sometimes when the poster is really cute, I read it in a falsetto.

 No.92865

I say things that sound mean but I'm just not very good at controlling how I come off. I don't intend to hurt anyone's feelings. When people first meet me they think I hate them.

 No.92866

>>92865
I say things that ARE mean. I don't mean anything by it though I just don't know how not to be an asshole.

 No.92868

File:[Doki] Denpa Onna to Seish….jpg (177.21 KB,1280x720)

I say things.

 No.92996

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I say!




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 No.92809[Reply]

STOP SHITTING IN THE HALLS!
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 No.92812

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I think this is the correct thread to ask.
Guys how can I cure my hemorroids without going to the doctor?

 No.92820

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>>92812
Eat weetabix.

 No.92849

>>92812
Have you had your onii-chan look at it?

 No.92850

>>92812
Ligature.
But also just go to the doctor.

 No.92855

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Ok, but only if I can use the shampoo hat to wipe.




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 No.91152[Reply]

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
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 No.91876

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 No.92824

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This... is actually a high quality show. The faces are good, the movement is smooth, and the ecchi moments are very purposeful and tempting.
Check out the director's earlier work. I tell myself to pay closer attention to staff so I don't risk these shows passing me by, but it's a lot of work to build up the knowledge base. I guess websites can follow them for you, huh?

 No.92825

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It's got the cute...

 No.92826

File:[Subsplease] Shiunji-Ke No….mp4 (8.11 MB,1280x720)

...and the emotional ero.
WHY ARE ALL THESE AMAZING SHOWS AIRING AT THE SAME TIME?! Seriously, I have like 25 shows to watch every week.

 No.92848

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>>92824
The faces are good but the characters are shite. Their "cuteness" or quirk felt very forced. Maybe not all of them, but enough of them to make me not want to watch the show.
>>92826
¥your 14 yo nbr imouto hugs you from the back and proposes a marriage
whaddo




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 No.92847[Reply]

Ippo gay lol



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 No.92105[Reply]

Hanipaganda begins now!
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>>92276
I've proposed Youmu because she could fulfill the role of some familiar Touhou protagonist character and at the same time, as Youmu is tied to Ministry of Right and Wrong, you can reasonably see her involved in something from Animal Hell without whole Gensokyo (thus Marisa and Reimu) getting dragged in.
Tenshi on the other hand is a loose canon that could get involved just for the fun of it, has the history of being fightan-hu and offers funny contrast (celestial in hell).
You are spot on with Ran, I can't believe I forgot about her. I'm not so sure on Megumu, although there is an appeal to seeing her getting physical with her tripod.
I thought now about Kutaka as another Ministry oriented 2hu to go along with Youmu, which would give two characters per "faction": each gang's leader and subordinate, Mayumi and Keiki, Youmu and Kutaka for Ministry, Ran and someone else for unaffiliated Gensokyo.

 No.92834

>>92283
>>92276
Mayumi really is fighting game character material, it's a shame that we most likely won't see an official one.

 No.92835

>>92834
A new 2hu fightan could be very good if they just ditch the weird floatan and make it a true sequel to soku

 No.92837

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>>92835
We can always pray for 20.5

 No.92846

>>92837
I hope there is pushback for a soku sequel




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 No.92792[Reply]

How much green tea does /jp/ consume? I recently started to get more into it though I normally drink black, however this Jade Dragon tea I got from a relative has been exquisite and is making me rethink my usual habits.

Are there any tips for brewing it just right /jp/ can share?
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 No.92822

>>92792
Not very much, I prefer oolong and white tea.

 No.92828

>>92821
Buy an electric kettle, they're too useful to live without.

 No.92829

>>92828
Do foreigners really not have electric kettles in their homes?

 No.92830

>>92829
I don't, I like boiling water in classic kettle, beige and painted in weeds and flowers.

 No.92844

>>92829
I don't drink tea because I don't want to have a trade deficit with China.




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 No.92126[Reply]

Come talk about why they're the best Youkai in Gensokyo.
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 No.92413

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>>92325
>So this means it's not only Aya who writes misinformation
>misinformation
You make it sound as if Aya (or tengu at large) is some fifth column or the Evil Genius of Cartesian fame. The Bunbunharu that was presented in AFiEU has never been never published exactly because it featured straight up misinformation and outlandish manipulation (but still not only, there were honest articles there just as well). In LE the only example of purposeful misinformation would be Red Snow. All other cases of misalignment with truth, from BAiJR till now, are either an example of honest misinterpretation of gathered evidence or some light colorisation of facts. And this goes both for Bunbunmaru and Kakashi.
>Most tengu think only about themselves and their own profits, as proven by them trying to capitalise off the Moriya ropeway
This is oversimplification. Or rather, it's like saying that most humans think only about themselves and their own profits. Which, I wager, if someone tried to make an average of all decisions any person makes throughout life, would probably be more or less true. But at the same time I think we all acknowledge that most people aren't egoists just because only sometimes their morals cause them to act in spite of their own interests.
As an actual example, there is the oft mentioned article on Yukari from BAiJR, in which Aya stands up against gap-hag on purely moral grounds, but she also warns and tries to hide Marisa from other tengu whenever the ordinary witch sneaks into Youkai Mountain, as evidenced by both hers and Hatate's comments in DS. You could probably create some uncharitable explanation behind such concern, but I think its hard to do it even semi-convincingly. Hatate, while much less occupied with plights of non-tengu, seems to care about her fellows beyond her own gains. And we still don't have enough of insight into Megumu to tell for sure if she is nothing more than another Machiavellian 2hu she appears now. And frankly speaking, I've just reread LE chapter 38 just to make sure and I think some more charitable interpretation of Megumu's actions, as deceptive as they were, is possible. An interpretation that allows for her to care beyond her own and even tengu profits.
I would also hesitate a bit before using Hatate's commenPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

 No.92622

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>>92175
That you're not looking behind the mask!

 No.92624

>>92413
There's something heartwarming about how dedicated you are to the Tengu.

 No.92842

>>92265
This is how that would go: >>>/qa/144935

 No.92843

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>>92842
One day, i will join the server. I always fall asleep before the server starts.




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 No.92578[Reply]

have you seen any funny MMDs lately?

i want to see them
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 No.92709

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Been a while since I've seen any Renkofags. Hope they're doing well and avoiding suspicious drinks.

 No.92719

>>92709
Does this dance have a particular name?

 No.92742

>>92578
God Hand's 2006 trailer lovingly recreated in mmd

 No.92827

SDM kino

 No.92836

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キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!




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 No.92682[Reply]

Dance
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 No.92729

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YUNYUN IT UP

 No.92731

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キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.92751

File:[Subsplease] Akiba Maid Se….mp4 (365.28 KB,1280x720)

>/jp/

 No.92797

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 No.92816

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キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!




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 No.91810[Reply]

the mu-walk

 No.91811

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I'm calling the police

 No.91813

cats are doing this all the time when you're not watching i took a pic of it once but the fucker came up to me and deleted the image

 No.91817

File:muum.webm (3.33 MB,1280x720)

>>91811
do not!
>>91813
be careful if your cat is interested in how your camera works

 No.91860

>>91817
wtf is this real

 No.92789

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vacuumed the cat




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 No.90020[Reply]

Over the past week and a half I haven't jacked off once and instead of taking part in unproductive internet battles I've been reading to enrich myself and improve my mind. I've also been doing more physical exercise and learned how put and call options work in the stock market and how to value them. In this whole period I've not once felt the desire to go back and stroke my worries away as these activities have entirely preoccupied my free time. In conclusion, I'm more stressed the fuck out than ever and need to go rub one out to calm the nerves.
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 No.91083

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>>90020
i was thinking about jacking it, but in honor of your accomplishments, i think i will simply watch anime and maybe draw a bit

 No.91085

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>>91060
Fapped so hard my balls went inert and now I'm waiting for them to reactivate

 No.92200

>>91055
i just spermed to Ashley Rei.
how do i stop sperming?
sperming is the filtered word, right?

 No.92209

>>91083
>the weenabstainer

 No.92788

>>91085
thats kinda hot




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 No.92769[Reply]

Hey dude wanna grab a beer?
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 No.92774

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GIB ME that fattening water

 No.92775

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>>92774
Literally me when I couldn't get beer for easter because of borked sleep schedule.

 No.92777

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Beer tastes like pissu. Pass!

 No.92779

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>>92777
More for me!

 No.92781

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they finally made a loli scat anime!




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 No.92747[Reply]

Thanks to the wonders of photoshop, we can erase fat people from the internet!

 No.92748

Who will be left to post on kissu after all the fat people are gone?

 No.92750

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I was worried, but it's in Manga order so it's displaying the dangers of being Fake instead of Real. A very heartwarming message, isn't it?

 No.92755

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I don't really see the difference

 No.92757

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Fat is the new wide

 No.92776

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What's with all the fat magic users? Can't they just magic it all away?




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