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File:[Erai-raws] Shiunji-ke no ….jpg (295.94 KB,1920x1080)

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 12:36:39 No.95833 [Reply]

What's the deal with Pringles? It's weird to see them pop up in Japanese stuff. It even has over 200 hits on danbooru.

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Anonymous 05/11/25 (Sun) 02:28:38 No.95910

That clearly says Bringles, dude

Anonymous 05/11/25 (Sun) 02:30:56 No.95911

>>95910
baste

Anonymous 05/11/25 (Sun) 02:35:35 No.95912

I got the Peach and Mystery flavor from these Super Mario edition Pringles and the most mysterious thing about the latter flavor is how anyone thought that taste was a good idea

Anonymous 05/11/25 (Sun) 03:34:28 No.95917

They are my least favorite chips and they break too easily.

Anonymous 05/11/25 (Sun) 23:10:38 No.95968

ate some offbrand pringies they were good

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Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 18:22:25 No.95856 [Reply]

¥So how was your nap?

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 19:24:11 No.95861

File:[hong meiling] 87773304331….jpg (1.51 MB,1200x1375)

China being a lazy ineffective guardian that is occasionally fierce when needed is one of my favorite endearing things. I can't even remember if she was portrayed that way officially, but it's just part of her character. She works well with the 'hidden muscles' concept too where she can rip off her dress and expose a chiseled body with big meaty Chun Li thighs.

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 20:27:46 No.95872

>>95861
in touhou 6 she is a hard boss, commands the fairies and threatens to eat reimu, i really dont know where the lazy gate keeper part came from, she is quite capable!

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 20:34:37 No.95873

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I often get the feeling that China would be a really fun and cool mum.

Anonymous 05/11/25 (Sun) 00:49:25 No.95907

File:MeilingCropCircle(alphes).jpg (85.18 KB,599x600)

>>95872
>i really dont know where the lazy gate keeper part came from
In BAiJR, when Aya talks with Meiling about some flowers that suddenly bloomed in garden of SDM, Meiling says that those flowers appeared in between her doing rounds around mansion. She also tells that it took around 30 minutes. Aya is surprised that flowers bloomed so fast out of nowhere and asks if Meiling didn't take a nap during her patrol. The gatekeeper denies, but she is certainly nervous about it. This is one instance of implying that Meiling slacks off that I know of, I don't know if there is anything else in fighters that could also imply something like that.

Anonymous 05/11/25 (Sun) 01:43:52 No.95908

File:Unl_st_catfish_05.PNG.png (556.83 KB,640x480)

>>95872
>>95907
Her final showdown in Hisoutensoku is that she falls asleep and dreams that she fights a catfish

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Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 02:42:37 No.95801 [Reply]

god i wish that were me

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 02:43:26 No.95802

which one?

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 02:43:39 No.95803

best episode yet

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 18:58:57 No.95859

>>95802
does it matter?

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 18:59:58 No.95860

>>95859
very much so, you don't want to be the girl being dominated, do you?

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 20:49:08 No.95877

>>95860
h-haha who'd want to be a lowly servant girl masquerading as a high ranking concubine as Jinshi grabs her face and scolds her
hahaha
who'd want that, that's such a strange thing to want to be haha

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Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 16:33:57 No.95847 [Reply]

Miku's more of a /jp/ while Teto's definitely a /qa/

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 16:38:08 No.95848

File:hqdefault.jpg (17.84 KB,480x360)

What about Neru?

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 16:41:07 No.95849

File:58d973ccc13aa907561a8d4b57….jpg (357.23 KB,2000x2000)

>>95848
She's the kind to browse /secret/ to necrobump and add fuel to conflicts.

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 16:43:48 No.95850

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I always knew /qa/ was the better half of qajp.

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 16:45:25 No.95851

>>95847
>>95850
Miku's going to be very surprised when the belly I'm licking, smooching, and nibbling will be Teto's!

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Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 00:21:58 No.95585 [Reply]

お金

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Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 00:28:18 No.95588

File:Crying_Miko.webm (145.3 KB,1280x720)

￥お金がない

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 02:02:48 No.95597

File:29262032_p0.jpg (507.28 KB,720x900)

お金大好き！

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 02:21:52 No.95601

>>95586
MADE to be raped by men with bizarre proportions who actually care deeply but have a tragic background

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 02:57:40 No.95804

File:munny-money.gif (2.23 MB,427x498)

>>95585
欲しい。

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 05:15:15 No.95818

File:__itoshiki_nozomu_sayonara….jpg (77.22 KB,850x618)

The serial number looks out of place when they could have shown loyalty to their rich cultural heritage and use Chinese characters and numerals instead.

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Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 04:23:10 No.95810 [Reply]

stupid dog

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Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 04:38:55 No.95812

File:1660675885159149.jpg (8.38 KB,277x242)

That's it! I'm gettin' me mallet!

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 04:44:26 No.95813

File:130133499_p0.jpg (402.43 KB,614x819)

Return the slaaab
Or suffer my cuuurse

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 04:56:51 No.95814

>>95811
In the right context it would be extremely lustful.

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 05:02:49 No.95815

Dumbass dog ran away from Mizuchi and let her destroy the shrine. ONE JOB AUNN, ONE JOB!

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 05:07:10 No.95816

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>>95815
If Aunn were at the shrine, Mizuchi wouldn't have stood a chance.

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Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 06:39:25 No.95709 [Reply]

I'm thinking of dipping my feet into politics. The first order of campaigning would be based upon rounding up all the restrictive norms who feel it's their right to trample over the hikki and stampede over the pleasures of this world. The ones who feel secure from their positions of power or acquired safety nets. Who think themselves untouchable yet they can order or request the misfortune of those around them at any moments notice. We round them all up and slaughter them for animal feed that'll be used to provide a boon towards nature. Then we alter targeting in war to make targeting political leadership a priority before military targets. Any leaders who disagree are killed first.

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Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 17:42:44 No.95757

>>95724
The point is that you convince all the poor people that you're giving them wealth equality and then you keep it all for yourself and your political supporters and if any of them try to break out of poverty without becoming your political supporter then you can execute them as enemies of the proletariat.

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 19:11:34 No.95761

>>95757
The alternative system is always a dictatorship anyways. The military leaders who issue thr coup always suck and are sociopaths though.
Analyzing "systems" as the reason why civilizations fall and not leadership is missing the point.

The Taiwan nationalists and the Chinese communists are both examples of leadership showing why democracy is nothing special. That the national control over industry in the hands of good leaders will reign over the USA who believes in decentralization at all cost, letting unfettered corruption take root at all levels of the system.

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 19:18:18 No.95764

File:1695030155561859.png (920.01 KB,1032x774)

That's nice but which 2hu wud u fuck?

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 20:40:37 No.95770

File:1691334523258830.jpg (125.2 KB,1200x986)

>>95764
sex fox (original)

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 22:27:48 No.95788

>>95713
sakuya, we are anomalous, we are region

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Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 20:47:10 No.95771 [Reply]

What's the best place for vtuber rrats??

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Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 21:28:24 No.95785

If you want piss pics so bad can't you just search the tag on pixiv?

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 21:40:01 No.95786

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Looked it up on google and a "rrats" is 4chan slang for narrative which means gossip and drama, so the answer would be: VERY FAR FROM HERE!

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 00:06:38 No.95792

>>95786
it's net slang, not my fault you're an old man who doesn't go with the time

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 18:26:50 No.95857

File:C-1746901586384.png (402.08 KB,827x693)

doxing vtubers is the only truly worthwhile /jp/ endeavor left

Anonymous 05/11/25 (Sun) 18:54:48 No.95961

>>95773
can you please give me a hint

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Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 10:08:43 No.95609 [Reply]

A good, proper, not-worthless post should never exceed three sentences. If your point has a merit, it should be concise enough as well, without needless details that stray into blogpost territory or projecting additional context that wasn't there to begin with.
Why three, instead of one or two, you ask?

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Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 16:44:39 No.95753

>>95751
I'm more proficient in English compared to my skills with my native language; what's stopping you? I'd prefer for "English" to be Japanese, though...

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 17:17:50 No.95754

File:20115211_p0.jpg (117.59 KB,450x450)

>>95751
My native vocabulary is a bit limited because all my daily interactions are on the English internet, but it's even lower in English because I'm not a native speaker, and I often have to look up words when I read posts here.

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 17:40:11 No.95755

>>95641
It is possible (though the end result heavily depends on personal style) to write a single long sentence that is both coherent and readable as long as you keep in mind ways to segue from one idea into another, mainly via conjunctions but also nesting, in a way that's more interconnected than those three independent clauses you used which for all intents and purposes may be treated as separate sentences where the punctuation reflects elements other than syntax.
No?

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 17:47:03 No.95758

>>95755
Do you suggest something akin to this?
¥Because four sentences are too long, while two ordinary sentences are too short, the only remaining option is to nest everything into one, grammatically dubious and heavily-puntuated, run-on supersentence.
Or do you have something else on your mind?

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 19:16:16 No.95763

>>95758
That works.

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Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 00:32:40 No.95683 [Reply]

here's your burg dude

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Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 03:46:28 No.95704

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>>95703
I would prefer to enjoy a tasty burg normally instead of tearing into it with added strawberry jam. Enjoying a shab's foot once, in the rawest sense, is also not appealing, and pain screaming stresses me out.

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 03:48:09 No.95705

>>95703
rumia... if you chow down on the foot today, you won't be able to review it tomorrow
you deprive yourself of feet

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 09:38:03 No.95721

>>95703
disgusting long sausage toes

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 10:14:30 No.95722

ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 12:05:44 No.95723

>>95721
Anon, those hare fingers…

File:dance.gif (3.95 MB,270x480)

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 16:58:23 No.95654 [Reply]

Let's dance. Put on your red shoes and dance the blues.

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Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 19:55:53 No.95669

>>95665
Which metal band?

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 19:56:28 No.95670

File:1715741223901.gif (884.73 KB,225x350)

ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 20:20:03 No.95671

File:1587086850793.webm (1.54 MB,414x270)

ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 22:20:13 No.95673

File:nazrin dance.mp4 (2.22 MB,640x480)

ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 22:38:21 No.95674

File:1498961119432.gif (475.99 KB,400x300)

ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

File:anzu thumb up.png (207.05 KB,347x390)

Anonymous 05/06/25 (Tue) 22:30:08 No.95396 [Reply]

I can't believe I know imageboards for half my life. Being an eternal newfag means I still would have heard about imageboards from second-hand sources (the type of people who treat this as a joke or platform for spreading hatred) but maybe I wouldn't have become a perma NEET. I do feel sorry about missing out on the internet when it was actually magical, but then again it's my fault for not trying to use more than a dozen websites daily(but I would love if search engines weren't censored garbage). Imageboards used to be chaotic and disturbing yet the right place for lost individuals.

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Anonymous 05/07/25 (Wed) 22:27:42 No.95570

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>>95417
Anoooon nooo don't talk about impressionable young boys like this! Have we forgotten what happened last time!? The consequences were never the same since...I still remember those days back in.., was it 2015? Might have been 2014 or 2016 on 4/jp/

Anonymous 05/07/25 (Wed) 22:36:00 No.95575

>>95505
Foot's no good.

Anonymous 05/07/25 (Wed) 22:49:29 No.95577

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>>95570
I wasn't much older and even I knew about rule 1 and rule 2. But in retrospect, I knew one decent guy, who had a reserved attitude and claimed to be a fan of touhou arrangements, which might be explained by him being an osu player. The big hit for this generation wasn't Bad Apple but Tear Rain.

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 14:16:31 No.95634

File:3bd9b9d9f9314980fc206d6363….jpg (58.24 KB,735x730)

Imageboards attract certain types of dregs but I'd much rather post alongside anons than the two-faced absolutely fucking fake insincere subhumanity that dwells in social media. The only reason I use twitter is to find japanese artists and then follow their pixivs and also animal videos and I still can't avoid seeing some of the mentally draining retarded posts ever conceived by man.

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 16:25:58 No.95650

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>>95447
>>95468
feels weird that I actually waited to be 18 to start using 4chan.

Anonymous 05/02/25 (Fri) 22:59:19 No.94927 [Reply]

VTubers are /jp/ culture

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Anonymous 05/04/25 (Sun) 01:46:51 No.95107

>>95073
The problem is that vtumors are genuinely subhuman in the way only the merging of parasocial relationships with e-girls plus /v/ plus otaku subculture can produce, naturally simps want out of their kind so they find greener pastures to try and have better discussions on. This can't last, as the more people join in the more any discussion quality is dragged down until it's just another cancerous shitfest.

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 12:37:16 No.95623

File:GRzAtS-bsAAnChQ.jpg (359.98 KB,1418x2048)

nothing wrong with japanese vtubers, but the problem is /vt/ users are cancer in general
~~meanwhile zun hasn't made any good 2hu games since th17~~

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 12:38:10 No.95624

File:1436320986145.gif (127.22 KB,480x270)

>>95623
>nothing wrong with japanese vtubers
¥raughs in 5ch drama

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 13:05:51 No.95628

>>94927
Yes they are. But so are anime, manga, video games, idols, vocaloids, Pokemon, mechas, hentai, tanks, trading card games, retro tech, JAV porn, tech and gadgets, audiophile shit... you gotta draw the line somewhere.

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 13:57:38 No.95629

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>>95623
>>95628
pisssssssssssssss

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Anonymous 05/07/25 (Wed) 15:03:34 No.95497 [Reply]

Why on earth has most of humanity adopted one of the most inefficient systems for one of their most important everyday activities and everyone is fine with it?

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/12870773/

It's literally a proven scientific fact that people poop better when squatting and yet EVERY TOILET seems to be made with the intention of sitting and to make matters worse it's a pain and potentially dangerous to squat on them even if you wanted to adjust your defecation position. At least in Asia they used to have more natural toiletries that were built for the natural poop loosing form, but now many residences and new constructions are outfitted with this demonic shart straining device. Is there any hope for humanity to reverse course and make devices that better adjust to a healthy crap satisfaction lifestyle?

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Anonymous 05/07/25 (Wed) 23:52:43 No.95578

>>95576
Don't everybody do both? Sometimes even at the same time...
Though if you mean what someone prefer, i enjoy the feeling of when you finally let go and just let the yellow liquid flow...

Anonymous 05/07/25 (Wed) 23:58:48 No.95580

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