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Anonymous 05/24/25 (Sat) 23:42:20 No.96878 [Reply]

If I really order someone to do something, no one can resist.

To ban me, to make me admin, any order at all.

For example, if told you to "kill all the /jp/nese", it wouldn't matter how you felt about it...(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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Anonymous 05/24/25 (Sat) 23:56:21 No.96881

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CAN'T STOP MYSELF

Anonymous 05/24/25 (Sat) 23:57:56 No.96882

This is the kind of power to resurrect Shitaba..

Anonymous 05/25/25 (Sun) 00:04:51 No.96884

It's so stupid how the geas doesn't understand the use/mention distinction. I can't believe that's a real plot point. I can't take this show seriously because of it.

Anonymous 05/25/25 (Sun) 01:01:07 No.96885

>>96884
It activated right after he said "for example, if I told you to...".

Anonymous 05/25/25 (Sun) 01:03:46 No.96886

>>96884
Geass does understand use/mention distinction. He needs to consciously use the geass. The only time he accidentally used the geass was when it was acting up.

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Anonymous 04/15/25 (Tue) 22:22:13 No.90589 [Reply]

Where's the yuri board ?

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Anonymous 05/06/25 (Tue) 22:49:54 No.95399

>>92363
No, Eleven cold is known to be lethal

Anonymous 05/07/25 (Wed) 12:35:50 No.95480

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>>95381
My eyes grazed over it...thank you though

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 21:01:08 No.95774

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Damn this band is getting heated. Already a love triangle forming around Otoha with the evil guitarist.

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 21:01:43 No.95775

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And then Lily went and raped the new initiate.

Anonymous 05/25/25 (Sun) 00:00:21 No.96883

>>90662
>Gundam
did the exact opposite of anything close to G-witch
now it's a love triangle

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Anonymous 05/23/25 (Fri) 19:58:47 No.96842 [Reply]

eat ze bugs

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Anonymous 05/23/25 (Fri) 23:37:36 No.96854

>>96845
lol nice try dumbass

Anonymous 05/23/25 (Fri) 23:44:31 No.96855

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bug

Anonymous 05/23/25 (Fri) 23:45:49 No.96856

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proof she secretly likes the attention

Anonymous 05/23/25 (Fri) 23:49:44 No.96857

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you VILL eat ze burgs

Anonymous 05/24/25 (Sat) 00:06:51 No.96858

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>>96855
>>96856
Hey wait I've seen this scenario before...

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Anonymous 05/22/25 (Thu) 18:23:42 No.96804 [Reply]

boobies

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Anonymous 05/23/25 (Fri) 10:00:34 No.96833

big boobers make me happy

Anonymous 05/23/25 (Fri) 22:13:30 No.96853

>>96831
mommy...

Anonymous 06/14/25 (Sat) 03:02:56 No.97963

nonokosage

Anonymous 06/14/25 (Sat) 03:03:12 No.97964

noko sage

Anonymous 06/14/25 (Sat) 03:26:46 No.97966

>>97963
>>97964
sager in sagger thread

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Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 23:33:16 No.92958 [Reply]

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Anonymous 05/04/25 (Sun) 17:03:56 No.95178

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>>95177
She follows Mark Rippetoe but without the exercise part (just like me and yuyuko)

Anonymous 05/05/25 (Mon) 00:09:35 No.95227

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>>95164
I don't recognize this thin, furless entity. Is this Patchouli's alternate universe form? A distant relative?

Anonymous 05/07/25 (Wed) 04:05:49 No.95445

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>>95158
Worst. Rule. Ever.

Anonymous 05/23/25 (Fri) 19:27:43 No.96840

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Patchy SMELLS

Anonymous 05/23/25 (Fri) 19:31:24 No.96841

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>>96840
Can confirm that she indeed REEKS.

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Anonymous 05/22/25 (Thu) 18:53:38 No.96806 [Reply]

Oyasumi, bitchass.

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Anonymous 05/22/25 (Thu) 19:09:48 No.96810

Double glocks

Double glocks

Anonymous 05/23/25 (Fri) 00:17:30 No.96817

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>>96806
I'm going to bed too, night kissu!

Anonymous 05/23/25 (Fri) 00:24:54 No.96818

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>>96817
oyasumi

Anonymous 05/23/25 (Fri) 13:58:58 No.96838

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>>96818

Anonymous 05/23/25 (Fri) 14:05:20 No.96839

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kampai, you bitches

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Anonymous 05/23/25 (Fri) 04:22:44 No.96825 [Reply]

Protip: when there's a lot of clout behind your creative work as it is in the current collective conscious environment, you can "waste" and "kill prematurely" any good characters for drama without engagement repercussions — because the desperate fans will just make and cling to all the fan works where the character is alive anyways; you could even double down on the opportunistic creativity and do side stories about the character before the death, or alternative universes.

Anonymous 05/23/25 (Fri) 04:29:26 No.96828

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Thank you, I'll keep this in mind. It does kind of force the creators to focus on prequels a lot, though, which tend to have big limitations on them. Sometimes they seem afraid to move the story forward, which is what Utawarerumono has been suffering from.

Anonymous 05/23/25 (Fri) 13:57:26 No.96837

>>96828
This shab has bit limitations on her.

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Anonymous 05/23/25 (Fri) 03:00:11 No.96823 [Reply]

To fangs! The cause and solution to all of life's problems.

Anonymous 05/23/25 (Fri) 03:07:19 No.96824

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Certainly!

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Anonymous 05/22/25 (Thu) 02:47:36 No.96782 [Reply]

How should I live out my isekai slow life? I've been thinking about it and I don't want people to think I'm just copying everyone else so I want to be really unique when I do it. So I was thinking that one of the things I'd do to make myself different would be to live on a farm with a super low rank power but it's level 99 so it's the strongest version of that power and it makes me farm really good and it attracts a harem that will live out my isekai slow life with me and then one of them will be a big fat chocolate elf that smothers me with her huge boobies. I think that will make me stand out to the gods.

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Anonymous 05/22/25 (Thu) 04:23:32 No.96789

>>96788
How in the world did you find not only a movie like this, but a gay one too.

Anonymous 05/22/25 (Thu) 04:57:07 No.96790

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kicked out of the yuusha party because regrowing limbs with healing magic was seen as too OP and they wanted to play on challenge mode

Anonymous 05/22/25 (Thu) 05:00:21 No.96791

>>96790
Deserved. You ruined the Hero's dream of a kickass cybernetic arm.

Anonymous 05/22/25 (Thu) 05:10:27 No.96792

>>96791
Probably even voided his true kin license in the process, what a bastard.

Anonymous 05/22/25 (Thu) 07:50:29 No.96794

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>>96786

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Anonymous 05/16/25 (Fri) 21:23:01 No.96476 [Reply]

The moe gods have demanded a sacrifice and told me if I delay again they're going to completely drain away my nutbladder and leave me for dead. What kind of sacrifice would be suitable to ease their temper? I seriously have no idea and they won't give me any clear answer.

Anonymous 05/16/25 (Fri) 21:47:58 No.96481

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You must find the perfect banana, tempting and delicious. Prepare to eat it, but then do not.
It is through these acts of contrition that one can find absolution.

Anonymous 05/22/25 (Thu) 02:00:06 No.96779

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>>96476
unshod js/jc

Anonymous 05/22/25 (Thu) 02:02:03 No.96780

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Present to them a delectable orange.

Anonymous 05/22/25 (Thu) 02:05:13 No.96781

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Take a shower, NEET. The untold trillions of dead bacteria, viruses, fungi, and microfauna will surely satisfy them.

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Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 18:20:15 No.96772 [Reply]

Acting Manager Ponko says:

NO to immigration
NO to robots
and NO to peace

Support Acting Manager Ponko and put Earth first.

Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 18:26:58 No.96773

>>96772
>NO to immigration
Cool, when she's leaving?

Anonymous 05/22/25 (Thu) 00:50:55 No.96775

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Ponko needs to stay in the background as occasional comic relief and not to share her opinion on things

Anonymous 05/22/25 (Thu) 01:02:08 No.96776

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>>96775
This is Ponko's show now, clanker.

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Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 02:35:02 No.96736 [Reply]

How did the artist of this know what a nose was? This is breaking my suspension of disbelief.

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Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 17:21:52 No.96767

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perhaps in the full body cyborg future noses can be real...

Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 17:25:33 No.96768

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>>96754
>>96766
There are countless ways of drawing the same nose differently.
The vast majority of good looking anime styles follow some structure when the "weird" minimal dots and lines for noses are drawn. When a non-Japanese artist tries to emulate anime style but is failing on this, this is what you pick up on intiuitively.
Pic related are "traces" of features of the same nose except for the side view. Don't mind the side views being inconsistent, they're there just for angle reference.

Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 17:26:46 No.96769

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>>96768
It's all the same Michelangelo's David, by the way.

Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 17:41:36 No.96770

>>96768
>The vast majority of good looking anime styles follow some structure when the "weird" minimal dots and lines for noses are drawn.
Yeah, that's the problem I was talking about. People think you can't have a good style if you draw noses? It's indeed a technique or "skill" of sorts to hint at the existence of a nose to show that the character is indeed human, without actually giving the character a nose.
I see it as a social trend that everyone must adhere to, a strong creative limitation that limits creative freedom. I see it as unfortunate.

Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 17:45:19 No.96771

>>96770
"Minimalistic" noses give a delicate impression, so it's a trend & taste thing. I think an anime style is skillful as long as the nose is not making the face seem rougher, unless that's the intention.

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Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 21:21:06 No.95777 [Reply]

hikkiNEET that barely leaves the house here
ran out of milk so I went to the grocery store to buy some, they were out and I asked the cashier if she got milk and she squeezed her boobs and replied "no" and got all giggly

WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?
was she flirting with me or just having a giggle because I look retarded?
what the fuck

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Anonymous 05/19/25 (Mon) 22:34:22 No.96690

Try going there again and ask if she still got milk

Anonymous 05/20/25 (Tue) 17:54:40 No.96718

>>95777
You dodged a bullet and barely got out alive with your virginity intact!
Foul women like that only want to lead you on and use you for a fun time before ditching you after they steal your cum! Never give one of those women the satisfaction of getting your time of day, ignore her weird advances and leave the store quickly!

Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 05:05:28 No.96744

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