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File:__kochiya_sanae_touhou_dra….jpg (1013.33 KB,1732x2456)

 No.103128[Reply]

Presenting the new Prime Minister!
Perhaps you could get on her good side early by offering a generous donation to Moriya shrine?
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 No.103163

this month
zaku!
next month
zaku!

 No.103164

>>103163
Weird, I got a Sazabi in my monthy kit.

 No.103175

>>103163
which ones out of the countless variants and releases?

 No.103180

>>103175
ms-06 from 1981!
every month!
of every year!

 No.103191

>>103180
Honestly that's great to get for free a lot, you'd be ok with trying crazy coating, weathering, painting, joint remodel experiments you wouldn't dare to try on some modern metal build




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 No.103140[Reply]

Get stomped on, retard.
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 No.103169

retarded enough to stomped

 No.103170

the stomper, she stomps on retards

 No.103172

I feel left out

 No.103174

for free!?

 No.103186

File:OW MY BALLS!!!!.jpg (4.94 KB,460x259)

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!




File:sadsanta.png (216.9 KB,702x777)

 No.103088[Reply]

Halloween pls go and stay go.

I want to move on to Christmas.
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 No.103093

File:ef18c6c1affb58214a5fa094c4….jpg (1.35 MB,1240x1754)

I love Christmas.
It's been real nice after everyone in both my extended families stopped the gift expectation thing and I can just enjoy the atmosphere and everyone has a good time. We're all adults after all and there's nothing any of us actually need, once in a while we might stumble upon something and buy it, but it's not a big deal if we don't. If my siblings ever gets any children I will shower them with legos though. Gifts are best for children.

As for Halloween I love that it has become the international socially acceptable cosplay day. I hate always forgetting to buy candy and turning off the lights though. Even when I buy candy the doorbell doesn't even work and nobody figures out they have to knock when they don't hear anything.

I love these events even if I don't make a big deal out of any of them. They really make the season feel right.

 No.103094

File:scared2.png (141.89 KB,736x473)

>>103092
As long as they're not scary vampires or witches, either's fine.

 No.103096

>>103090
If it weren't for this I'd love Christmas the most out of any Holiday. Really hard to figure out what people want or would want....

 No.103171

File:R-1761076762930.jpg (224.83 KB,1395x1566)

Are you guys going trick or treating?

 No.103177

File:xmkvKfVsnHpvMjyg.mp4 (561.35 KB,500x500)





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 No.103108[Reply]

Mmmyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~
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 No.103130

File:R-1761027030529.png (540.31 KB,1039x799)

Looks like angie, a fox
Here's the cutest horse doing cute honse things

 No.103166

File:C-1761072374826.png (56.17 KB,340x289)

>>103112
Indeed.
>>103130
Cute! But...
>a fox
...what? There's no way Angela is a fox-
>Vulpo
...
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHO MY OPERATORS ARE ANYOMRE!

 No.103168

>>103166
>ANYOMRE
My brain has been failing me more than usual lately. Maybe i should just go to bed...

 No.103173

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>>103166
Get foxed, doctard

 No.103182

>>103173
This truly is a zero sanity moment. I could use a sweet Angie with cute twintails and a fluffy fox tail to help me lighten my heavy head right about now...




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 No.103011[Reply]

With recent events, I'm getting quite scared about the direction the world is going. If it gets as bad as I fear, the things we cherish and love could be snatched away from us at a moment's notice. Does anyone know if Nintendo owns a patent on hot children?
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 No.103142

File:__pikachu_gengar_espeon_sq….png (462.29 KB,532x650)

Pokemon girls are indeed some of the best around, but I'm not really feeling it with these newest ones. They're alright, but not quite on the level of older ones. It might just be a limitation of the newer 3D engine stuff.

 No.103143

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>>103142
>just be a limitation of the newer 3D engine stuff
Crazy to say this in the age of gacha showing off near perfectly done 3D models while the obvious answer is that GF are all lazy idiots.

 No.103144

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>>103143
I'd take the lazy 3D Pokemon designs over the assembly line gacha clones, though. Gacha is a good example of throwing money at things without possessing the spirit of creation that grants characters the breath of life.
If only the Pokemon company was willing to spend money, oh what amazing things they could create...

 No.103158

>>103142
Duplica!

 No.103167

>>103011
left turbo sex right maa maa sex
>>103064
pretty sex
>>103107
more sex
>>103138
^similar amounts of sex
>>103142
Not all that sex but ok sex i guess
>>103143
kinda sex
>>103144
Pure Sex




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 No.103127[Reply]

https://www.xda-developers.com/glados-controls-smart-home-home-assistant/

Can anyone help me out? I tried following this guide to improve my home feel, and it seemed like it was working well at first but I think it bugged out and now my house is being filled with a deadly neurotoxin so I don't think I like the idea of a smart home anymore.

 No.103131

File:[Piyoko] Himitsu no AiPri ….jpg (106.79 KB,1920x1080)

My robot keeps tucking me in and won't let me leave my bed.
(She has a good prompt)

 No.103134

smart home outsmarted its owner

 No.103135

My home assistant wife would never do that.
https://www.home-assistant.io/integrations/shodan
She merely just gaslights me and sics malformed hobos at me from somewhere. Where do they keep coming from?




 No.103080[Reply]

How much do you appreciate your air conditioner for the work she does, keeping you cool in the heat?
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 No.103085

>>103080
My AC can't handle Karasawa so I'm considering exchanging it for something that's able to handle heavy EN stuff

 No.103086

i dont use a AC i only use my ceiling fan

 No.103087

File:HF03.png (2.28 MB,3666x3763)

If you don't use any AC you'll open yourself up to attacks from sweaty gakis.

 No.103095

>>103084
Kinda envious that you probably save hundreds on electric because of this, but I guess you also probably have really cold winters instead.

 No.103097

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>>103095
It's not particularly cold either, but yeah I definitely spend much more on heating during the winter months and the prices are really high too so I'm not saving anything. I remember at one point taking a 10 minute shower at a specific time of day would cost you tenner in electricity.




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 No.103066[Reply]

me and jp

 No.103071

>>103066
the keyboard and the red folder look AI generated

nice detail on the kusogaki stepping on the chair and the pants with the boot. actual kid behavior

 No.103072

>>103066
The man's ass shaded like he shat himself. can't unsee

 No.103077

>>103072
I'd shit myself if Nozomi jumped onto my lap unprompted too.

 No.103078

>>103077
A cock hard enough to pierce the heavens...




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 No.102775[Reply]

Do you ever have an irresistable urge to nibble your elf's ears?
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 No.102810

File:[SubsPlease] Chanto Suenai….jpg (366.46 KB,1920x1080)

these ears are VERY bitable

 No.102817

File:NICE ELF JOKE.webm (192.43 KB,468x720)

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.103067

File:G3kFecQW4AA1Qtj.jpg (349.39 KB,1536x2048)

More than elves, how edible are shabs in general?

 No.103075

>>103067
Do NOT eat your shabs

 No.103076

elf on the shelf?
more like shab on the tab




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 No.100598[Reply]

Why do super smart researchers tend to ignore the basic common sense things?
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 No.103063

File:G3lVRZUXYAA87Is.jpg (120.84 KB,1414x2000)

I miss Nagi...

 No.103065

>>103063
Is Ruri Rocks over-over? Is the source material finished?? Are more adaptations possible???

 No.103068

File:Fr_X1g_XwAE0dPk.jpg (283.84 KB,2048x1449)

>>103065
>Are more adaptations possible???
Ask Onimai about that.

 No.103069

@Onimai Tell me about Ruri Rocks.

 No.103070

File:FmSGFGDaAAc9CCs.jpg (80.78 KB,898x915)

>>103069
Ask again later!




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 No.102866[Reply]

When you talk to me this is who you're talking to
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 No.103024

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>>103023
When you talk to me this is who you're talking to. Far cooler.

 No.103025

File:85666969_p0.jpg (114.7 KB,750x758)

When you talk to me this is who you're talking to.

 No.103027

File:1672558785115847.png (122.71 KB,450x345)

this is me btw, just keep that in mind when you are being rude to me

 No.103029

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 No.103055

File:kikinasai.mp4 (265.78 KB,852x480)

When you don't talk to me this is who you're not talking to




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 No.102994[Reply]

To this day I still don't know the name of this character. I simply call her "the Kissu girl".
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 No.103007

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>>102996
I'd eat anime sweets but not IRL sweets apparently. Seeing 2D sweets makes me think "looks pretty good for a dessert! Probably not that harmful to eat once in a while! It's all just bread, butter, sugar I'd have to worry for!" Seeing IRL sweets make me think "what kind of toxins did they use to cut the corners in making this?" Once in a blue moon (a year or so) I try it to confirm whether I'm missing out, and even the taste is rather bland and vapid compared to I know what's possible even from simpler homemade desserts. Simple homemade desserts are no fun, complex ones are too much of a hassle unless you use factory toxins to cut corners, bought sweets are either mass production factory poison or you're gambling with the high price to pray the cook didn't mess it up for some taste target audience you're not even a part of.

 No.103008

File:91501792_p1.jpg (1.06 MB,1240x1754)

The primordial pouch girl.

 No.103034

File:126227334_p0.jpg (2.41 MB,1505x2125)

!! He posted this at the beginning of the year! Someone might have posted it here, though, my memory isn't good enough to remember a specific image since he's done a few New Year's things.

 No.103035

>>103034
just so happened to post it yesterday
>>>/poll/8142

 No.103036

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>>103035
That's some crazy timing! The world needs more Koruri and we must also destroy VRChat!




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 No.102992[Reply]

For your consideration.

 No.102993

>>102992
I like kemono, but something here's just silly.

 No.103004

I've considerated and have arrived to the conclusion that they are not mofumofu and are therefore insufficient to increase my cuteness-pleasure fulfillment bar.

 No.103010

Really just lolis with fur, considered very hard.

 No.103012

File:c7e2024916c2a1ce3d851e8eb7….png (268.81 KB,850x600)

I've considered and my conclusion is toxoplasmosis. It seems contagious so I'd advise you keep away and let me take care of them.

 No.103030

>>102992
Pawpads having five toes is odd. The reason the palm of the paw pad has that raised bit in the middle is because there's no toe bean in the way. They're meant to have four toes, not three or five toes.




File:[Erai-raws] Sanda - 01 [10….jpg (183.6 KB,1920x1080)

 No.102555[Reply]

AOTS CHANCE AS OF VIOLENT WOMEN POTENTIAL TAKEN INTO ACCOUNT THIS VERY IMMEDIATE SECOND OFFICIAL RANKINGS

300% SPY X FAMILY SEASON THE THIRD
50% YASEI NO FEMALE OVERLORD
35% WATASHI WO TABETAI MERMAID-SAN
10% SAIGO NO HITOTSU PUNCHING LADY
4% CHICHI WA EIYUU, HAHA HA SHAB
700% SANDA
-999% OPM S3

 No.102556

OH SHIT SANDA'S OUT IT'S TIME

 No.102560

The Itagaki household and Science Saru have teamed up to deliver us the most violent woman of the year... and there's no fanart of her whatsoever. I canNOT believe it.

 No.102561

File:[Erai-raws] Sanda - 01 [10….jpg (223.58 KB,1920x1080)

>>102560
She's perfect..........

 No.102609

what’s wrong with opm

 No.103016

Oh dear...




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 No.100850[Reply]

*pin pon*
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 No.102999

File:PEV1JM88GHHPPH66DPB68XH7V….jpeg (492.79 KB,2304x2304)

Grit your teeth, anon~

 No.103000

>>102999
Violent sanny...

 No.103001

File:Sanae's Verdant Slasher ph….png (2.09 MB,1800x2545)

>>103000
crazy sanny is best sanny

 No.103005

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 No.103009

>>102999
WHAT? WHY ARE YOU HERE? I ALREADY APOLOGIZED IN MY PRAYER FOR DONATING TO THE HAKUREI SHRINE!




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