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Anonymous 10/27/25 (Mon) 16:17:56 No.103398 [Reply]

can you believe it guys umineko 2!
thats right umineko (pachislot) 2 is real!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvgTAaKaJNI

Anonymous 10/27/25 (Mon) 16:45:49 No.103399

the real phase 2

Anonymous 10/27/25 (Mon) 19:05:55 No.103400

failed at a backflip shattered my neck and died and it STILL didnt feel as bad as watching this vid
hope someone uploads the scenes so i can go beyond the death of death

Anonymous 10/27/25 (Mon) 20:18:31 No.103404

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When they cry, I laugh.

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Anonymous 08/31/25 (Sun) 22:47:42 No.100734 [Reply]

Why is there no happy birthday Miku thread yet? You haven't forgotten have you anon?

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Anonymous 09/02/25 (Tue) 19:02:52 No.100846

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>>100844
That's a very obvious belly focus there if you ask me. The belly has more detail than her breasts, the only part of her that has three colors (skin, shadow, shine)

Anonymous 09/03/25 (Wed) 14:25:19 No.100875

File:12122023frieren2.png (1.56 MB,2200x3000)

>>100747
That guy has some nice preggo art.
I don't like fat bellies, but preggo ones really get me going for some reason.

Anonymous 09/11/25 (Thu) 08:00:32 No.101197

>>100875
The spell that saved the eleven race.

Anonymous 10/25/25 (Sat) 14:40:18 No.103309

Really crazy how far Miku has come since she debuted.

Anonymous 10/27/25 (Mon) 07:59:31 No.103388

>>100734
Megurine superior. Miku inferior.

File:Yukarin wishes you a good ….mp4 (2.67 MB,640x480)

Anonymous 10/23/25 (Thu) 17:50:24 No.103239 [Reply]

What if Yukari gapped into your bedroom one morning and said this to you?

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Anonymous 10/24/25 (Fri) 09:19:24 No.103277

File:Yukari it's time for dinne….png (572.26 KB,800x1100)

¥ Yukari
¥ Morning
Pick one.

Anonymous 10/24/25 (Fri) 16:30:54 No.103285

>>103257
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux,” and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.

Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

Anonymous 10/24/25 (Fri) 16:52:01 No.103286

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>>103285
"I use Linux as my operating system," I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually", he says with a grin, "Linux is just the kernel. You use GNU+Linux!' I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "I use Alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Linux, but it's not GNU+Linux."

The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" Coolly, I reply "If windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" I interrupt his response with "-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even you were correct, you wont be for long."

With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp. I've womansplained him to death.

Anonymous 10/26/25 (Sun) 14:54:38 No.103352

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>>103286
The most popular Linux distribution is moving to uutils compiled with LLVM.
I wish RMS could have died without having to see this.

Anonymous 10/27/25 (Mon) 07:58:17 No.103387

>>103239
I would duct tape her mouth shut to never hear such piercingly annoying vocals ever again, then motorboat her til I spermed.

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Anonymous 10/26/25 (Sun) 00:18:21 No.103316 [Reply]

lol i just farted but there was poop in my fart XD lol now i have to change my thong ^__^

Anonymous 10/26/25 (Sun) 00:21:37 No.103317

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I see you've followed the guide. Very good.

Anonymous 10/26/25 (Sun) 00:24:22 No.103318

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have you ever /jp/'d so hard that your rectum literally blasted apart into pieces

Anonymous 10/26/25 (Sun) 02:10:37 No.103322

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ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

Anonymous 10/25/25 (Sat) 15:25:19 No.103311 [Reply]

'tis the season for spooks

Anonymous 10/25/25 (Sat) 19:15:52 No.103314

>>103311
Oh, another pigmhall video!
I'm thankful to whoever made that other thread that introduced me to this odd and fun creator!

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Anonymous 10/24/25 (Fri) 20:35:03 No.103289 [Reply]

HOLY FREAKING CRAP IT'S YUNOCCHI BECKY AND ZETSUBOU SENSEI

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Anonymous 10/24/25 (Fri) 20:49:29 No.103293

File:[MATSU] Maria Holic Alive ….jpg (671.38 KB,1920x1080)

>>103290
>SEVEN (7)

>>103291
Miyako is the grossly incandescent sunlight illuminating the room with her divine warmth.

Anonymous 10/24/25 (Fri) 20:51:46 No.103294

File:[MTBB] Nisemonogatari - 0….webm (1.97 MB,1920x1080)

>>103292

Anonymous 10/24/25 (Fri) 20:58:18 No.103296

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>>103293
Yeah?

Anonymous 10/24/25 (Fri) 22:13:44 No.103298

>>103289
shabs
shabs everywhere

Anonymous 10/24/25 (Fri) 23:40:59 No.103299

>>103289
Maria is cool but i liked the maid more

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Anonymous 10/21/25 (Tue) 00:28:59 No.103109 [Reply]

>>>/qa/163703
What happens if I put in 'Reina' for this?

Anonymous 10/21/25 (Tue) 00:36:57 No.103110

you get mailed a pipe bomb

Anonymous 10/21/25 (Tue) 00:42:19 No.103111

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>>103110
And it will be packed inside an ohagi.

Anonymous 10/24/25 (Fri) 03:48:44 No.103262

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When Shabs Cry

Anonymous 10/24/25 (Fri) 11:52:45 No.103280

>>103262
I cried this shab

Anonymous 10/24/25 (Fri) 04:09:50 No.103263 [Reply]

The world would be a better place if we just put anime girls into everything.

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Anonymous 10/24/25 (Fri) 04:43:15 No.103267

I remember there being a Miku one of these like a decade ago. I wonder what came of them. I think there was a guy that married one?

Anonymous 10/24/25 (Fri) 05:01:36 No.103268

>>103267
From what I remember it always required online connection and they eventually deactivated the servers, so the guy lost his wife. The moral is IoT sucks.

Anonymous 10/24/25 (Fri) 05:03:32 No.103269

>>103268
>IoT sucks
Nay, non-local IoT sucks. Create your own Miku waifu on your home server.
What, you can't? Is that all your love for Miku amounts to?

Anonymous 10/24/25 (Fri) 10:55:06 No.103278

>>103268
>so the guy lost his wife
This isn't true and I wish people would stop saying it this way! Kondō Akihiko loved Miku before he got the little AI version, he married the character Miku, and even after the servers shut down he is still with Miku and loves her. He's still active online and attends events to talk about it. True Waifu love isn't something so shallow that it would be broken by something silly like AI!

Anonymous 10/24/25 (Fri) 11:39:57 No.103279

>>103278
My bad. Still sucks he lost one way of interacting with his waifu.

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Anonymous 10/24/25 (Fri) 05:24:23 No.103270 [Reply]

Anyone else getting real tired of the precures infiltrating each corner of the internet to spread their agenda and destabilize the populations?

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Anonymous 10/24/25 (Fri) 05:56:01 No.103273

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>>103272
me
going to sleep, oyasumi~

Anonymous 10/24/25 (Fri) 06:21:46 No.103274

the precures can't even stop anonymous from saying cunny...... i'm still waiting for one of them to flatten my skull with a manhole lid
>>103272
suya~

Anonymous 10/24/25 (Fri) 07:05:55 No.103275

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>>103270
Not really, i kind of find them pretty cute. I even found one of their ending songs to be pretty nice and catchy even.
>>103272
I am...
>>103273
Oyasumi~

Anonymous 10/24/25 (Fri) 08:41:27 No.103276

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>>103272
Yeah, I'm tired

Anonymous 10/24/25 (Fri) 13:42:05 No.103282

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>>103272
Yup

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Anonymous 10/21/25 (Tue) 04:31:04 No.103121 [Reply]

kissu.moeはロボット(クソクランカーズ)は投稿禁止です。

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Anonymous 10/23/25 (Thu) 12:04:54 No.103227

>>103226
hidoi what did koupen do to you?

Anonymous 10/23/25 (Thu) 12:17:54 No.103230

>>103227
bit me

Anonymous 10/23/25 (Thu) 12:19:10 No.103231

>>103226
>>103227
He is waging war against Koupen because he sees him as competition to Kuromi. This, however, was a big mistake. And I promise you it was your last mistake.

Anonymous 10/23/25 (Thu) 12:52:47 No.103235

File:Onegai My Melody - Episode….png (298.98 KB,640x480)

>>103231

Anonymous 10/24/25 (Fri) 02:22:03 No.103260

File:[SubsPlease] Alma-chan wa ….jpg (224.72 KB,1920x1080)

Now I get it. She's a Pokemon. https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Shedinja_(Pok%C3%A9mon)

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Anonymous 10/23/25 (Thu) 01:45:01 No.103209 [Reply]

……………………….

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Anonymous 10/23/25 (Thu) 12:28:13 No.103234

>>103232
In my case I'm obsessed with things being correct and truthful which turns me off from bothering to interact unless I've spent time learning how things are meant to go, social anxiety is just downstream of the fear of being wrong.
When I talk to other autists the impression I have is that awkwardness is just looked over, but normal people are made really uncomfortable when things don't flow smoothly.

Anonymous 10/23/25 (Thu) 16:38:37 No.103238

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>>103219
It had potential to be a great SOL but they really messed it up with the loli abuse.

Anonymous 10/23/25 (Thu) 20:30:31 No.103253

>>103238
It was loli abuse from the start, not sure what you were expecting.

Anonymous 10/23/25 (Thu) 20:59:24 No.103254

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>>103253
The few minutes we got without abuse were good.

Anonymous 10/23/25 (Thu) 21:59:13 No.103258

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>>103238
>>103254
Yeah, the sweet and fun moments were still very cute. It was just too bad that those good parts, like most things in life, did not last that long...
>>103253
I went into it because i had heard it had an "terrible ending", so i was just expecting a cute anime with a funny production collapse ending.
I was not expecting scenes and moments so painfully relatable or such abuse that it almost made me doubt if i even wanted to continue watching.
Also, i don't think the ending was just as terrible as people said, i just felt it was very unsatisfying for it to not lead to any growth or progress in Machi (arguably more the opposite). Especially after all the hardship she had gone through.
It also did not help with my fear of working in retail or standing in front of a crowd.

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