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File:discord-ping-crying-femboy.gif (90.06 KB,640x640)

 No.84717[Reply]

>be me
> 19 year old femboy anon
> tfw no gf
> kissless, handheldless and loveless loser

anon im so tired, i just want to be luved.
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 No.84754


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 No.84755

File:gaphug.png (689.18 KB,787x760)

hags love girly boys

 No.84759

Just be yourself.

 No.84769

Just shoot yourself.

 No.84780

>>84769
A bit harsh.




File:[SubsPlease] Class no Daik….jpg (179.34 KB,1920x1080)

 No.84709[Reply]

How many bites would it take a shab to get through this bread?

 No.84711

File:IMG_5868.jpeg (269.66 KB,1920x1080)

Not rigorous at all but 1 Shabble (Shab Nibbles) approximates 33% of a full melonpan square, which I then work out to be at least 62 Shabbles to entirely consume.

 No.84733

File:[Cleo]Shakugan_no_Shana_-_….png (666.63 KB,1280x720)

the hungrier the shab the bigger the bites

 No.84736

File:86361288_p0.jpg (1.4 MB,2067x1447)

3

 No.84751

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!




File:2024_12_07_18-06__kwh.jpg (304.95 KB,1395x768)

 No.83779[Reply]

>/jp/
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 No.83785

>>83784
Well there's TQ2 coming out at some point.

 No.83786

>>83785
Oh yeah, I forgot about it. Although it looks a bit gritty, there's some color there. I just don't understand the appeal of visual realism in these games, apart from it being easier than creating a thematic atmosphere.

 No.83871

File:ef5.png (1.65 MB,1440x1080)

>/jp/

 No.83876

File:1733417994717881.png (1.51 MB,1920x1080)


 No.84748

File:[SubsPlease] Beheneko - 02….jpg (240.75 KB,1920x1080)

>/jp/




File:oishii~.mp4 (120.27 KB,640x480)

 No.84735[Reply]

¥美味

 No.84739

File:[HorribleSubs] Kono Subara….jpg (80.82 KB,696x720)

You forgot your いい

 No.84741

Anon is Chinese and removed the kana for readability.

 No.84742

Anon is a ojou-sama and doesn't use commoner words like おいしい

 No.84743

File:ojou-sama_pose .jpg (1.76 MB,1536x2048)

ですわ、おーほっほっほっほおぉ

 No.84747

File:d01c58c988cf7d3baabaa2e6f2….png (1.5 MB,1045x1080)

I guess nobody noticed, this is the third thread on the frontpage that starts with the same line.




File:Orb.On.the.Movements.of.th….jpg (271.68 KB,1920x1080)

 No.84740[Reply]

Uhhhhh, you don't get to bring friends.

 No.84744

File:not friends.jpg (142.55 KB,1920x1080)

They're not my friends.

 No.84746

File:Orb.On.the.Movements.of.th….jpg (73.09 KB,1920x1080)

It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.




File:_PvgSMxJhfkJ5IhT.mp4 (3.31 MB,1080x1920)

 No.84705[Reply]

the /qa/ dinner
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 No.84707

File:panty muncher.jpg (408.87 KB,1280x1851)

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.84713

File:Marie-Antoinette,_1775_-_M….jpg (37.7 KB,330x432)

パンがなければおパンツを食べればいいじゃない

 No.84714

>>84705
She's shaking so much, it must be really cold in there

 No.84715

File:34f60bf65851a93c700148b05d….png (1.29 MB,1413x1060)

Rub a dub dub thanks for the grub!

 No.84745

The way she looks at me presenting those panties…. It makes me feel ridiculed and aroused at the same time




File:Ubel.Blatt.S01E01.Durch.B….webm (7.74 MB,1920x1080)

 No.84702[Reply]

Come on Peepee, your brother Poopoo was looking for you

 No.84703

File:Ubel.Blatt.S01E01.Durch.B….webm (3.24 MB,1920x1080)

Now, time for you to be flushed

 No.84708

File:Ubel.Blatt.S01E01.Durch.Br….jpg (261.61 KB,1920x1080)

Haha, funny elf joke

 No.84710

File:heard.jpeg (80.55 KB,850x923)


 No.84712

>>84703
heh this reminds me of that one clip from one of those female-aimed shows where the self-insert protag is thrown into a pool by an edge pretty boy




File:c0dc67b2ccb905bb944169c7fe….png (462.73 KB,1024x768)

 No.84686[Reply]

The spermu snake slithers out of hibernation once every 12 years, in accordance with the year of the snake, and has done so for as long as history records.

If you happen to come across the spermu, stop and let her carry on her way. Do NOT stop her under any circumstances.
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 No.84694

>>84692
do you know that weird doujin where youmu is sakuya's toilet
dont like that one

 No.84697

>>84693
Why is Youmu crying?

 No.84699

File:a2bb86e5d62280bf0fb6c29c74….png (651.42 KB,1000x1333)

>>84697
She keeps getting stopped by lechers...

 No.84700

youmu is half sperm

 No.84701

File:1720022957204.png (32.19 KB,187x238)

Half sperm, half boy.




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 No.84688[Reply]

the /qa/ girl

 No.84689

File:Orb.On.the.Movements.of.th….jpg (139.17 KB,1920x1080)

Gacha sluts are heresy

 No.84690

>>84689
Forgive me father, for I have sinned

 No.84695

>>84689
vtubahs are heretical, gachathots (without paying any money into it) is kosher

 No.84696

>>84695
Vtumors are heathens, they're something totally different that uses a similar but corrupted origin to gain false legitimacy.
Gachasluts are heresy, they are a breakaway group that attempt to lead the flock astray by reinterpreting core tenets to their own ends.




File:[SubsPlease] Sousei no Aqu….jpg (744.7 KB,1280x1440)

 No.84681[Reply]

What is the Nash equilibrium in a game of VR Gradius?

 No.84682

File:[Serenae] Hirogaru Sky! Pr….jpg (306.52 KB,1920x1080)

GO TEAM BLUE!

How is the show? The style seems kinda nice, but I'm not much of a mecha fan

 No.84683

VR in a school desk seems genuinely awful...

 No.84684

File:waterfox_D9avu56TEG.png (40.23 KB,430x157)

ohhh I guess by kissu law I'm required to try this

 No.84685

>>84682
meh/4, it looks nice and the characters seem alright, but its use of game theory terminology is very pseudointellectual and stuff just kinda happens for no reason. Also the mechs haven't fought yet and I highly suspect the main characters will be pushed into a relationship that is homosexual in nature.




File:8a04f9e73d270e5e141f232d66….jpg (1.12 MB,1563x1026)

 No.84647[Reply]

the shabs, they are EATING
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 No.84670

>>84669
they're eating her... and then they're going to eat me!

 No.84675

File:rjBMtoMOkdE-DUi_.mp4 (5.07 MB,720x1280)

the shad, he is EATING

 No.84676

>>84670
I watched that movie the other day, holy shit what a terrible movie, like not even haha this is a fun bad movie it was just pure bad, boring. It's fucking boring.

 No.84677

>>84676
The delivery of that line was funny at least. The movie not even rememberable

 No.84680

File:burg.jpeg (1.24 MB,900x1200)

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!




File:[SubsPlease] Beheneko - 01….jpg (222.23 KB,1920x1080)

 No.84671[Reply]

cat balls

 No.84674

how to treat a boy

 No.84678

no penis, looks more like a puffy vulva

 No.84679

>>84678
That is fine too.




File:a1978f437fbd631f015ac51a61….jpg (678.7 KB,1230x1175)

 No.84672[Reply]

hop out dude

 No.84673

rude to treat a boy like this...




File:[SubsPlease] Sorairo Utili….jpg (260.08 KB,1920x1080)

 No.84657[Reply]

Are you remembering to live the penis life every day?

 No.84663

File:5bb180ca625201f303790bbdd7….jpg (839.74 KB,1746x2396)

the what!??

 No.84664

>>84663
you know, a certain lifestyle

 No.84665

File:R-1736378032581.mp4 (24.14 MB,1280x720)

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!




File:F9LcKVxaMAAbORy.jpg (334.21 KB,2126x2268)

 No.84641[Reply]

Yeah
Nanodesu
Mii, nipah~☆
Faito ooh, nipah~☆
Nipah~☆

Nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah~☆
I'm 100% nipah~☆
Nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah~☆
I'm 200% nipah~☆
Nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah~☆
Why do Yamainu hate nipah~☆?
Nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah~☆
They hate us 'cause our school club's bigga
Nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah nipah~☆
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 No.84655

File:[Doki]_Higurashi_no_Naku_K….jpg (163.36 KB,1920x1080)

Seeing Higurashi and "nanodesu" at the beginning I was trying to sing this to Hanyuu's character song but it doesn't quite fit.
nano desu




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