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 No.34583[Reply]

It happened again. I opened a new tab for a thread where I wanted to reply to someone, but didn't have the time to write an appropriate post. Lazed around all day and by the time there was free time the will to post was no longer there. So the tab was closed.

 No.34585

canNOT empathize i just really can't honestly

 No.34587

Same except I don't even close the tab




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 No.34407[Reply]

Shoved a vibrator up my ass and I'm feeling rather ambivalent about it... I get the feeling buttsex may not be all it's cracked up to be, even with hats on.
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 No.34433

>>34430
Yes, I suppose that's why the first time I felt it but in the second try there was nothing. It was a mental thing. Thank you, CEO of gay.
By the way, how do you keep things clean?(ALSO FORGOT KUON)

 No.34439

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>>34433
Don't eat anything for six to eight hours before use on your kuonhole and do an enema prior as well. Careful of those though as too much water pressure can damage your inner kuon so I would squeeze the water in slowly, empty the butt of water at the halfway mark (when bulb is half empty) and use the rest of the water. Also on the day you want to use it eat only water soluble foods, could also do it the day before as well to keep kuon healthy.

 No.34476

>>34439
sounds like a very restricted use of your kuon... nothing like my japanse eromanga

 No.34567

>>34430
Vibrators are better because they let you trick yourself into thinking it's just a weird femdom thing and you're not a humongous boy-molesting fruit.

 No.34575

>>34567
this only works if you have a woman to jam them in, but otherwise if you're by yourself it's mega gay




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 No.34570[Reply]

so... I'm non-binary.

 No.34574

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i'm into poly




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 No.34558[Reply]

 No.34563

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キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!




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 No.34560[Reply]

what if instead of the men who stare at goats
it was the men who post about cunny

 No.34561

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 No.34562

>>34561
starcun project was successful don't let anyone tell you otherwise




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 No.34515[Reply]

What pen and paper RPGs would Kuon play?
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 No.34523

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>>34517
i don't think kuon would play literally the most evil RPG ever made

 No.34524

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>>34523
But that's the only game kissu has played at this point.
Speaking of which, kissu should do another tabletop game thing.
Kuon might be involved.

 No.34525

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>>34524
Kissu should play Maid RPG. Naturally the game would take place in the /qa/ mansion.

 No.34529

>>34525
Compromise, kissu plays GURPS but using Maid RPG influence in it.
Kuon..

 No.34531

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>>34529
Be sure to use the GURPS Maids official supplement.




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 No.34488[Reply]

What would Kuon think of Spanish DBZ lolidom eroanimation?
It's an important icon of cultural exchange, which I'm sure she would appreciate in her own way given her various experiences in Tuskur and Yamato.
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 No.34500

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>>34496
>kyojiri loli
>Loli characters that have a huge_ass
But she also has developed breasts, wide hips, muscles and... actually maybe it would save time to list the loli traits she has, which are....uhh...

Gelbooru points out that kyojiri loli is basically the inverse of oppai loli and that makes enough sense I guess. Definitely a Western thing since Western artists like putting giant butts on everyone. Seems like the easiest way to get followers and fame so you can't blame them. I'm glad Kuon is relatively unknown in cases like this.

 No.34506

>>34500
Her breasts are on the smaller end of the spectrum, arguably smaller than the weird cone boobers some people give their lolis. Wide hips are extremely common, and I'm not sure what you mean by muscles since they're not marked, and there do exist some muscle lolis out there, though they're rare.
Something weird that happens in western discussion here and there is the argument that "shortstack" is a codeword for loli with how the line is heavily blurred in this way, as you can see in this post and the one it's replying to:
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/69059660/#69079230
It really is a blessing that Kuon doesn't have to deal with this shit.

 No.34507

>>34506
Well that's because westerners are retarded and don't know dick about anything.
Kuon be praised that she'll never deal with westoids.

 No.34508

>>34507
Kuon wouldn't like seeing you insult yourself like that.

 No.34510

>>34507
You see, this is a really, really ironic thing to say about Kuon in particular, because she lives in what is basically a romanticized recreation of feudal Chinese and Japanese society.

[Super Major Ultra spoiler, you have been warned non-Utawarerumono players]:
Kuon lives in a post-climate disaster Earth where humanity has essentially gone extinct. The kemomimi people were lab-created to survive the new conditions as the last thing humanity did before going extinct due to a curse. The kemomimi people emerge from the labs they were created in and flourish on the surface and go on to rebuild society, but in doing so they only imitate the aesthetic forms of humanity's past, especially in Yamato. For Yamato in particular, we explicitly learn that one remaining human had been sharing knowledge of the past with the kemomimi people, and prior to this the kemomimi people were largely tribal and ignorant, but this human's knowledge allowed them to construct a great capital and state. To some extent, we also see this happen in the first game with Hakuowlo sharing knowledge like how to make fertilizer and other things which dramatically increase the strength of the small farming town he finds himself in, (which will eventually become the Japan-spanning empire of Tsukur). Hakuowlo is kind of unique though what with the whole being a human who's sorta possessed by a God, and at the same time being a re-awakened God thing he's got going on... At any rate! All that's to say... The society Kuon lives in is entirely derivative of the extinct human culture. They are quite literally weeaboos for humanity. Humans essentially only exist in myth because every cryo-preserved human Kuon and others find immediately is struck by the curse that is placed upon humanity, turning them into a large writhing mass of red flesh. Kuon herself is literally a relic hunter for human artifacts, which is how she finds Haku!!




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 No.34101[Reply]

 No.34103

i don't understand
is this for theorycrafting?

 No.34104

think I saw someone using this for a pokemon randomizer where every pokemon had random types and the weaknesses/strenths for each type were also randomized

 No.34105

or something like this, rather
guess this is just a quiz, but I think I'd get about 80% or so since I can never remember distinctions between ground and rock

 No.34490

I want to be able to recite all the pokemon types, so I found nine dual-type pokemon that cover all the types.

Bulbasaur - Grass Poison
Charizard - Fire Flying
Rattata* - Dark Normal

Raichu* - Electric Psychic
Sandshrew* - Ice Steel
Poliwrath - Water Fighting

Geodude - Rock Ground
Shedinja - Bug Ghost
Altaria* - Dragon Fairy

Kuon - ???




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 No.34554[Reply]

 No.34555

ah, SA goons, yeah

 No.34564

I member.

 No.34641





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 No.34607[Reply]

how come she doesn't produce just mist
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 No.34620

poopsie daisy

 No.34639

unsticky this

 No.34642

i got all sticky after aqua sharted all over me

 No.34644

>>34639
dunno, it's not politics so I think it's sticky-worthy. you could make a thread to replace it with I guess

 No.34645

>>34644
or rather there's no wojakisms




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 No.34286[Reply]

Trump working at mcdonalds
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 No.34636

>>34632
Something definitely happened. He appointed to the supreme Court two wackjobs.
We don't even need to go further than that

 No.34637

xiGODS, we shall watch the fires burning across the river

 No.34638

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alright you guys with the kuso __sisters and __gods 4chan/wojak terminology are getting too comfortable
time for some stickies

 No.34640

there
now you share your wojak words on page 2

 No.34907

>The Onion Wins Bid to Buy Infowars, Alex Jones’s Site, Out of Bankruptcy




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 No.34538[Reply]

>Should the US economic embargo on Cuba be ended
Hmmmmm
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 No.34544

>>34542
andy no

 No.34550

>>34544
Well why else are they having a vote?
America won't rest until the Castro family is dead and the country is a free democracy again.
So like, eat shit commie.

 No.34566

The UN exists to remind the world that it isn't a democracy and there's only one vote that matters.

 No.34568

the veto vote

 No.34581

We are here together to take action and restore the values of our country!
*cheers*
We will put an end to corruption, seize the hope that unites us all, and do our part to reinstate robust and clean laws supporting our nation!
*more cheers*
With our help, our hard-working citizens will provide for themselves and for their families. That is what we will make happen!
*even more cheers*




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 No.34549[Reply]

you WILL read the slop
you WILL become paranoid
you WILL fail to escape it

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 No.34552

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 No.34556

>>34552
kimoooo

 No.34557

goyslop

 No.34565

I've been reading the blogspam slop for years as a baker looking for recipes.
SEO is evil.




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 No.34311[Reply]

KUON RULES NO LONGER IN EFFECT
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 No.34479

K U O N => 11 21 15 14
11*26^3 + 21*26^2 + 15*26^1 + 14*26^0 = 207936

 No.34480

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>>34479
What does it mean??

 No.34527

Think I'll keep the Kuon rule until about another 24 hours

 No.34540

Kuon's /secret/ is over for now

 No.34553





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 No.34513[Reply]

kuon me on the right



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