The New Neighbor Cherry
Today was the day a new cherry moved into the neighborhood. Everyone was excited.
"Welcome to this chubby cherry neighborhood! Everyone here is pudgy, plump, and full of chub!"
"Greetings. I will have you know that I was the chubbiest cherry in my town. Are you making oatmeal today? I would like to swim in it."
The other cherries gasped.
"You can't swim in people's oatmeal! They will eat you. Oatmeal is only for food."
"But when I went to the cherry market, there was no one chubbier than me. I am the chubbiest cherry around, and I plump like a plumpy plump plumpers."
"More like you're being a pudgy pudge!"
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