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It's Alice from the legendary Touhou series! Come and say hi to her, /jp/!
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 No.97311

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ALICE HAS COMPANY
FOR ONCE IN HER LIFE

 No.97312

>>97311
Do you mean she bought shares?

 No.97317

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>>97312
Alice has always been savvy and business-minded.

 No.97345

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Alice playing make believe with her dolls again!

 No.97418

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>>97305
>someone who spends most of her days staying inside.
Alice being a shut-in NEET is a meme. Those mushrooms aren't going to pick themselves, nor are these"lost travellers" going to seduce themselves.

 No.97490

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>>97418
Shes not a shut in, but she is a total recluse when it comes to aquintences! If you can breech the contract between puppeteer and puppet you can win her heart!

 No.97507

>>97490
That's not Alice though

 No.97511

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Remember to include "-cookie_(touhou)" when looking up pics of Alice.

 No.97512

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>>97511
am i the only touhou fag who doesn't care if you post cookie shit.
no one cares. if she looks like alice and dresses like alice, she's alice.

 No.97513

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>>97512
>no one cares
Speak for yourself, co*kie designs look like retarded bootlegs and I hate seeing them.

 No.97515

>>97512
Be yourself!

 No.97516

>>97512
Personally I don't care either and find it silly how bent some will get

 No.97518

>>97511
>>97512
what are you faggots arguing about now? cookie what? no cookie what?

 No.97545

>>97511
sorry, I don't know booru speak I only look for artworks on pixiv and imageboards

 No.97566

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>>96059
She's such a fashionable girl!

 No.97598

>>97566
Where from does the fashion for the red plastic eye and the cable come from? Looks creepy.

 No.97612

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>>97598
It's a style that comes from the underground of Youkai Mountain. I haven't been there, but apparently the extra eye is a symbol of clairvoyance, and the girls who sport one have a reputation for being very empathic, as if they could tell what you're thinking and feeling just from looking at you.

 No.97969

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Alice likes to suck dick and chew bubblegum, and she's all out of bubblegum.

 No.97971

>>97598
It freaks me out because it makes me think of eye nerves and how sensitive they are to even mild pressure, but she's got one hanging on a strand and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 No.97972

>>97971
If it's any help, the "nerves" don't seem to be under any tension. It looks like either the eye just floats weightlessly, or Satori had someone reinforce the "nerves" so they are stiffer and more resilient to weight.
But wouldn't I like to give the nerve a hard pull as a joke. (She wouldn't know by reading my mind, it's an intrusive instantaneous thought)

 No.97993

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 No.97998

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Alice has been getting uppity lately...

 No.98090

>>97612
Really? I saw a girl like that, she called me a "huge pervert" and made a face I can only describe as painfully disgusted. Some psycho she was

 No.98091

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>>97971
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.98099

>>97993
Can she kick me in the balls?

 No.98124

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>>98090
Maybe you should have looked where her eyes were instead of ogling the poor girl.

 No.98125

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>>98124
It's not his fault. It's only natural to ponder the length of her arms in great detail.

 No.98127

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>>96059
Wait a minute... That isn't Alice at all! It's Satori! She's deceived all of you!

 No.98133

>>98127
Alice is such a nobody, no one even noticed when an obvious imposter turned up.

 No.98134

>>98133
Not that you even need to know anything about 2hu to figure out that a non-kinpatsu Alice is an obvious imposter.

 No.98135

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>>98127
Wrong! Shoulder-length hair, blue dress, short skirt, object floating besides her at all times, this is clearly the one and only Alice Margatroid!
>>98134
Just because she dyed her hair doesn't mean she's a phony!

 No.98136

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>>98134
Alice is more of a mindset and is not limited to physical traits such as having blonde hair. Anyone can be part of the Alice hive mind if they set their mind to it and devote themselves to the way of Alice.

 No.98185

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I'm unveiling this impostor! It's time to see who you really are underneath that disguise!

 No.98188

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>>98185
キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.98189

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>>98188
That explains why she is so damn smug all the time.

 No.98190

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>>98189
Smughus really are something else

 No.98191

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¥/jp/

 No.98246

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Shanghai gets more positive attention over Alice and it bothers me.

 No.98249

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>>98246
I mean….. just look at her….

 No.98269

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>>98249
>>98249
She made her like that though...

 No.98272

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>>98269
Alice has odd motivations and taste.

 No.98273

>>98272
something something girls who live alone...

 No.98275

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>>98269
Frankenstein would like to have a word with you about creators and their creations.

 No.98278

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>>98275
What could a big dumb monster possibly speak of value?

 No.98281

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>>98273
I'm not really sure what you're referring to, but whatever it is it doesn't apply to Alice because I live with her in my daydreams.

 No.98342

>>98272
Where the hell is this from? Google, yandex and saucenao didn't get any hits

 No.98343

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I'm going to Alice.

 No.98346

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>>98342
https://mangadex.org/title/7bd72dbe-5bfe-4d5a-a7a4-c8ca995c34b4/touhou-shanghai-love-doll
Warning: this doujinshi contains examples of Alice "jobbing". Alice enjoyers proceed with caution.

 No.98414

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>>98346
Alice is skilled at robotics, she should apply to Boston Dynamics and become a robotics engineer

 No.98676

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>>98414
With just a bit of funding, Alice can make mecha a reality!




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