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Anonymous 11/30/25 (Sun) 18:20:05 No.104584 [Reply]

um, guys?
*shits and pisses pants*
actually, never mind

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Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 23:33:25 No.104773

steamed oat

Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 23:38:48 No.104774

the thread that saved kissu

Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 23:49:36 No.104775

>>104773
it’s obviously grilled

Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 23:55:16 No.104776

You know, the-
One thing I should-
Excuse me for one second.

Anonymous 12/03/25 (Wed) 00:16:45 No.104777

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>>104772
cant flippin believe the band is actually called ween

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Anonymous 08/09/25 (Sat) 00:40:04 No.100017 [Reply][Last50 Posts]

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Anonymous 11/19/25 (Wed) 02:52:09 No.104261

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Anonymous 11/30/25 (Sun) 10:45:39 No.104580

everyone i have a new poteto video (they are celebrating birthday) however this one is a little bittersweet i recommend to not watch if this is difficult

>>104261
i love this one he is at the hamster spa

Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 08:03:20 No.104727

where is the thirsty hamster??

Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 08:24:29 No.104729

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>>104727
I only have this hamster

Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 22:38:48 No.104771

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>>104727

Thirst is the craving for potable fluids, resulting in the basic instinct of thirst.

I'm sorry for deleting.

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Anonymous 11/30/25 (Sun) 23:35:33 No.104645 [Reply]

what if otaku-chan became queen of the world

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Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 09:15:06 No.104737

>>104699
nice toes

Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 09:47:47 No.104741

She isn't in Kirby Air Riders so unfortunately I have a moral duty to boycott the Switch 2.

Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 09:59:15 No.104742

>>104741
do you like mario kart please (world)

Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 17:41:10 No.104753

how to get stinky fujo gf

Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 20:55:12 No.104763

>>104753
first, befriend an anonymous with a sister

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Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 17:12:17 No.104750 [Reply]

Official McDonald x Touhou collab
https://x.com/McDonaldsJapan/status/1995764875507687732

Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 17:53:41 No.104754

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baga baga

Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 20:20:02 No.104761

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Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 20:37:27 No.104762

>>104750
First the 天使と悪魔 collab, now this, what is MC Ds plotting...

Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 21:50:06 No.104765

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Anonymous 10/26/25 (Sun) 19:06:14 No.103353 [Reply]

Do you like to play Touhou?

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Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 08:42:10 No.104730

>>104198
You may have failed highschool, but surely you’re a lunatic pro now?

Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 08:46:27 No.104733

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>>104198
I played the PC-98 games on emulator in school and, one day, the teacher caught me and just went
¥ the hell is that? here's a website with free games play something better if you have nothing better to do

Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 09:16:16 No.104738

>>103363
hate that style of toenails

Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 17:15:16 No.104751

>>104733
Man wouldn’t know quality if it slapped him in the face

Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 19:46:36 No.104759

>>104733
funny teacher

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Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 18:44:59 No.104755 [Reply]

"Mmm?"

Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 18:47:25 No.104757

too colorless. someone should drink less water

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Anonymous 12/01/25 (Mon) 14:07:57 No.104680 [Reply]

Christmas

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Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 07:52:46 No.104726

/megu/ is barren to look at plz post there

Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 08:19:11 No.104728

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there is no god, only Novy God

Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 10:41:30 No.104744

>>104718
why is /jp/ nsfw when no one has a job...

Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 15:56:49 No.104747

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Time to decorate. Who wants to go to the basement and bring the ornaments? Btw, can you check on the flatmate? He went down there to binge watch the entire Legend of the Galactic Heroes, and we haven't heard about him for a year.

Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 17:25:08 No.104752

>>104747
Oh, I almost forgot. There's a big fumo down there that may be possessed, and has a nasty habit of moving around when you are not looking. As long as you don't make eye contact with it, you should be ok.

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10 fun facts about Alice Anonymous 10/09/25 (Thu) 19:32:49 No.102529 [Reply]

1. Alice is kind
2. Alice is friendly
3. Alice is cute
4. Alice is fashionable
5. Alice is a great cook
6. Alice is a great seamstress
7. Alice is a talented puppeteer
8. Alice is a skilled dollmaker
9. Alice is a powerful magician
10. Alice!

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Anonymous 11/30/25 (Sun) 23:27:07 No.104644

>>104349
fertile as grounds for obesity

Anonymous 12/01/25 (Mon) 00:35:14 No.104649

>>104644
we call it excess weight round these parts

Anonymous 12/01/25 (Mon) 15:27:09 No.104697

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>>104643
Let's all love Alice! The number one magician!

Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 04:27:01 No.104721

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43. Alice is a good girl!

Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 11:21:19 No.104746

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44. Alice is enlightened!

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Anonymous 11/27/25 (Thu) 23:11:33 No.104526 [Reply]

A loyal fox tending to her tengu master

Anonymous 11/27/25 (Thu) 23:36:08 No.104527

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Anonymous 11/28/25 (Fri) 10:19:51 No.104536

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Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 10:43:06 No.104745

isn't it kind of pointless to set up a telescope in fog that thick...

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Anonymous 12/01/25 (Mon) 22:03:10 No.104711 [Reply]

>/jp/

Anonymous 12/01/25 (Mon) 22:20:21 No.104712

Not bald enough

Anonymous 12/01/25 (Mon) 23:10:03 No.104715

Not fat enough

Anonymous 12/01/25 (Mon) 23:27:30 No.104716

Too clothed

Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 06:52:05 No.104724

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>/jp/

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Anonymous 09/29/25 (Mon) 22:11:23 No.101932 [Reply]

Remember to say "rabbit rabbit" when you first wake up on Wednesday for a month of spooky luck!

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Anonymous 12/01/25 (Mon) 17:28:22 No.104705

Can’t remember if I remembered or not, it was the first thing I said though but I was intermittently dozing off.

Anonymous 12/01/25 (Mon) 18:40:33 No.104706

I said padoru for bed, but couldn't sleep and ended up saying, fuck it lets get up right when I remembered. I'm done for.

Anonymous 12/01/25 (Mon) 18:56:02 No.104707

spooky fuck

Anonymous 12/01/25 (Mon) 19:14:24 No.104708

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>>104664
I remembered! It's already dark, but I made it!
>>104673
The camera I have is for still pictures, but it lets me record videos too. Here's the same rabbit in higher res.

Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 22:24:59 No.104770

>>104708
Picture taken moments before a bird tragedy.

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Anonymous 11/30/25 (Sun) 22:02:12 No.104625 [Reply]

Satori is too smug for someone without big tits

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Anonymous 11/30/25 (Sun) 23:59:46 No.104647

It's because she's aware of the pains of bulbous udders that she is smug.

Anonymous 12/01/25 (Mon) 00:26:27 No.104648

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「PLOT TWIST」 Satori is smug because she has a large chest fetish and her small frame makes it easier to envelop herself around a big tiddy!

Anonymous 12/01/25 (Mon) 06:45:09 No.104659

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Satori-tan is smugging at your taste in music.

Anonymous 12/01/25 (Mon) 11:15:28 No.104668

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>>104625
And short raptor arms.

Anonymous 12/01/25 (Mon) 12:38:54 No.104671

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>>104648
This is how it is. Why do you think she surrounds herself with busty animal girls? Large breasts, big fluffy wings, soft mofumofu tails and ears, and best of all they dont judge you!

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