St. Rumia.
I'm gamer I game.

>>3151
So you aren't going to game this Lent?

Picked some lent out of my belly button

>>3152
Fasting for 40 days is not humanly possible

>>3154
You just simply not game. How is that hard?

>>3155
I have maps that need painting and girls that need dating.

I don't remember lending you anything...

>>3156
But you can do that by hand and go out into the real world and do!

>>3156
Paint the map with Catholicism. It's the best religion by such a large margin it almost makes you forget that saint worship is idolatry.

>>3159
Actually it's called veneration and that is not worshiping at all dumb prot shoo shoo

Do you have a moment to talk about Saint Kuon?

So my brother's doing this Lent thing very seriously, very orthodox, but he got bronchitis and now has to have some sort of dairy so the compromise I guess was having to drink Kefir.

My curiosity came to me when I saw the bottle that looked like milk, and grabbed it to see what it was. I went to and inquired about the quality of this milk he had, and he and his wife could only vouch for it, saying deceptive phrases like "It's great!" and such. Little did I know I was falling for some ancient orthodox trickery because the second I went to pour some of it into a cup, it oozed out with a thick and clumpy consistency. I didn't even bother filling up a full cup, looking at the disastrous concoction before my eyes I knew I couldn't chug it down no matter what health benefits it promised.

With great hesistation, I stuck my finger into the little puddle I'd made in my cup and tried tasting it. It was sour, gross, and tasted like rancid milk. I never wanted to throw up something so bad, but since it was just a taste I was able to make it to the sink to wash that taste out near immediately. How are there people that like this? How can you like this?

I'm a mendicant anchorite (hikki NEET).

>>3163
Wow same me too.

>>3163
me three

I'm honestly kind of surprised a thread this overtly about religion is allowed to stay up.

>>3166
Well there isn't any real shitflinging so like, what do you expect?

The post deleter, he deleted his post...
I don't know I think the only reason the thread is kosher is because it's /qa/ culture (read: Andy) to talk about it

>>3162
>ancient orthodox trickery
eastern deception

>>3168
I have nothing against any talk that doesn’t bring shitflinging and drama.

>>3168
AHHH SURPRISE BOX!

>>3163
The Lord commanded you to go forth and multiply.

>>3171
The Ahher, she ahhhs

Padre Pio is an interesting saint. His attitude towards the devil is pretty based and his positive perception on cats is another thing I like about him.

Apparently lent isn't even an old tradition and the US just stuffed it in because they want to be better than europe

>>3167
I guess I forget that the mods aren't as paranoid about that kind of thing as I am.

There's only one person I am paranoid about in this thread.

As long as it's not a thread that promotes adherance to the cult known as American brand christianity it's fine.

>>3179
Well clearly this is a Catholic thread, not a prot thread, so if the prots wanted to make their own thread that's on them.

Going to make a Ramadhan thread instead. Hold my kebab

Are you going to move the thread when it ends up being spring?
Serious question.

Things don't get moved

the earth MOVES

What's everyone favorite version of the bible and why is it the Douay-Rheims version?
https://www.drbo.org/

>>3182
We'll see if it's still being used. Giving special treatment to a religion thread, traditionally the oil to an imageboard's water, is not something I'm personally fond of doing.

Oh yeah lent is still happening, yeah