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 No.91164[View All]

Everyone's favorite shrine maiden!
YOUKAI NOT WELCOME
HUMANS ONLY, OKAY?
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 No.95843

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>>95842
Maybe because people think it unchaste to be kissed by a stranger, especially a holy woman. Or maybe because the dog is too scary.
Who cares. I'd donate.

 No.95844

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>>95806
¥1 coins not allowed
Well excuuuuse me Ms Moneybags maiden.

 No.95866

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The Hakurei shrine maiden suddenly got a lot cuter.

 No.95889

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>>95866
She's even been sweeping her shrine for once! Normally when I visit and complain about how run-down the place is, she just throws a beer bottle at me and tells me to piss off. I'm not sure where the sudden work ethic came from, but it's a nice change of pace!

 No.96487

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I dream that Reimu would be my enabling and abusive wife who loves me very much and shows it by beating me when I don't please her enough

 No.96488

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>>96487
The default Reimu romance scenario. It's simply not enough anymore.
Riddle me this, how will she treat the kids and raise the next Hakurei shrine maiden?

 No.96527

>>96488
Two options, pamper the kids with all the love you never give your partner or treat them like wards and tools.

 No.96557

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I have a fantasy where Reimu loves me and doesn't hit me.

 No.96560

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>>96557
Nice dream you got there. Now sit back down, I'm done stretching.

 No.96561

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>>96557
Your dreams are very nice. Lovey dovey Reimu romance fantasy is rare these days.

 No.96608

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>>96561
I have still yet to have any lovey dovey dreams with 2hus—I've only had it with an anime character so far. Though I did dream about motorboating Raymoo's sideboob once which felt really nice.

 No.96613

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>>96608
How did it feel if you remember the deets? I can never get the mental image of it down, whether the skin is supposed to be cool or warm.

 No.96620

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>>96561
I like to start off my fantasies as lovey-dovey, but in the end it'll devolve into blatant fetishism or Reimu bullying me in our marriage!
Please forgive me Hakurei-chan!

 No.96648

>>96608
I've had a bunch of them back when i was going through my second phase of 2hu addiction. My favorite was me on a raft with friends and Marisa(?) As we shot KKK, Miko, and zombie/tribal Reimu from attacking my slowly drifting raft out of the heart of the jungle/south

 No.96706

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キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.96708

I don't think Reimu would be an abusive wife to you at all.

 No.96710

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>>96708
She can be a little grumpy, but she would never want to harm someone she loves.

 No.96711

>>96710
I adore the traditional Japanese wedding dress

 No.96717

>>96708
A man can dream, you know?

 No.96727

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What are the lore implications behind Reimu's enlarged butt in LE, and in what way will it impact future entries in the series?

 No.96729

>>96727
>What are the lore implications behind Reimu's enlarged butt in LE
Sazae-time is in losing battle against hormonal growth. That's why TH20 gets into full-blown groundhog day, in order to contain the growth of Reimu's curves.
>in what way will it impact future entries in the series
In TH21 Marisa will be the one with a smaller hitbox.

 No.96730

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>>96729
>In TH21 Marisa will be the one with a smaller hitbox.
Nonsense! Marisa's dumptruck will become the envy of all the other girls, rekindling the harem trope that was popular around SA.

 No.96733

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>>96727
Her curves are growing in preparation for her motherhood arc

 No.96734

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>>96727
'mu was jealous that Marisa has the asshu reputation

 No.96869

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キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.97539

reimu a stronghu

 No.97540

Has anyone ever noticed that Reimu sounds like "Rei moo"?

 No.97548

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>>97540
This shab produces 10 gallons of milk per day and basically you are fucking stupid.
How? ...Just watch the free video

 No.97555

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I'd donate to her shrine, but her dog scares me.

 No.97558

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Fitting in only yet

 No.97911

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The Hakurei Shrine is expanding its efforts to fundraise for more donations. So far it has been working exceptionally well, we're here to ask the Miko just what her secret is.

 No.97927

>>97911
The answer you'd expect: booby pasties.
Her real secret: she charges per tummy lick.

 No.98147

>>97558
>>97555
Hey wait a minute... THESE ARE DOGS!!

 No.98223

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>>98147
How does she expect me to donate when I'm deathly allergic to dogs?

 No.98363

>>91478
The only problem with this is that I'd rather have a youkai doing that to me than some human girl.

 No.98475

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キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.98478

>>98363
Tough luck. Youkai girls might be sadistic, but if one of them loves you, she won't be abusive towards you.

 No.98479

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>>91773
Just a few more weeks…
Trust…

 No.98484

>>98475
I don't know what I expected.

 No.98517

>>98478
How disappointing.

 No.98537

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>>98363
Stop dating youkai.

 No.98538

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>>98537
...and marry them.

Sound advise from the Hakurei Shrine miko. Youkai make the best lifelong partners.

 No.98540

>>98538
Heh, I was thinking the same thing as I read that post.

 No.98541

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Fine, date the youkai. You can even marry them if that's what makes you happy. But don't even think about reproducing with those monsters, or you'll be sorry.

 No.98542

¥acceptance
The crimson slasher is reclining...

 No.98543

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 No.98548

>>98543
cute foot

 No.98552

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>>98542
The thread is at the bump limit anyway, so now's the time to take it easy before the next one crops up.

 No.98553

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>>98552
Reimu's time has come.

 No.98564

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>>98541
>But don't even think about reproducing with those monsters, or you'll be sorry.
Reimu, think about all those kids that will see you as a cool aunt... If they play with you in their youth, they will behave around you, so you will have less incidents to resolve in the future... They will even help you with shrine duties like cleaning and such, out of fear and awe to their cool aunt.
Don't try to lie that you don't want this.




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