they're welcoming you to the restaurant giving you the menu and doing a denpa restaurant rp

I dont know but I can hear them say lolicon, and im not sure but I think I hear them saying 'penis' aswell

From what I can tell it's a song about going to a loli restaurant, presumably a maid cafe one.

Have another Odenpa banger.

they are going through maid phrases, here's your seat and stuff of the sort.
In the refrain they talk about the number of stars of the restaurant, say that all lolicons die of shock at the end, and that it's a gentlemanly restaurant. I can't decipher what the special service is though.

>>145679
cute song
>>145747
it's a chuu i think

They are welcoming you to a restaurant

They offer you special omourice

It is a "mitsuboshi restaurant" meaning three-star restaurant
All lolicons are welcome
It is a magic restaurant
It is an earnest gentlemanly restaurant with a special service

This is what I can decipher, with the powers of all our broken japanese combined, we can decipher this song

>>150417
>it's a chuu i think
Before お勧めちゅう They say "アンセット" or something though.
Does anyone have any idea what that is.
¥ With the powers of all our broken japanese combined, we WILL decipher this song (ง๑ •̀_•́)ง

>>150768
Only lyrics I can find is from this blurry picture on this site https://www.fromjapan.co.jp/japan/jp/auction/yahoo/input/c1136073963/

It just says Aセット. Doesn't seem to imply what set A is supposed to be. Probably intentional to keep it open to interpretation.

>>150771
The rosetta stone...

>>150771
Thanks, I was able to find this by searching for the lyrics in the image on Yahoo search.
Here:
https://www.followlyrics.com/lyrics/6360099/Lolly-s

[00:00.00] 作曲 : ひろて～
[00:01.00] 作词 : ひろて～
[00:03.13] 編曲 : ひろて～
[00:06.76]
[00:14.36] いらっしゃいまちぇ！
[00:16.89] おひとりたまでちゅか？
[00:19.68] ぼっちな しんしたま だいかんげい でちゅでちゅ！
[00:24.34] さあっおきゃくたま！ごしめいのろりっこが
[00:29.84] おせきへごあんないしまちゅ！
[00:33.30]
[00:37.05] かちこまりまちた！ふわぷにオムライス
[00:42.35] すぺしゃるＡセットでおひとつ ぴぽぱぽ
[00:47.16] はいおきゃくたま！ろりごころをこめて
[00:52.54] ただいま ごよういするでちゅ！
[00:56.06]
[01:00.62] あーん♪ あーん♪ あーん♪ あーん♪おいちいでちゅか？
[01:05.68] あーん♪ あーん♪ あーん♪ あーん♪
[01:08.29] （くすっ♪ ちっちゃいこに あーん♪
[01:10.03] してもらって だめだめなおきゃくたまでちゅねー！）
[01:12.98]
[01:13.11] Lolly's Lolly's★★★レストラン！
[01:18.62] ろりっこみんなでおもてなしおりょうりしちゃうの！
[01:23.24] Lolly's Lolly'sしんしのレストラン！
[01:28.54] すぺしゃるさーびす Ａセットが オススメでちゅ！
[01:34.17]
[01:57.97] いらっしゃいまちぇ！ひがわりおぱんちゅで
[02:03.30] あかるく おきゃくたま おむかえ！ちらちら！
[02:08.09] はいおきゃくたま！きょうはろりーずの日でちゅ！
[02:13.26] すごいのごきたいくだしゃい！
[02:17.19]
[02:21.48] ああん♪ ああん♪ ああん♪ ああん♪ そこはらめですぅ！
[02:26.53] ああん♪ ああん♪ ああん♪ ああん♪
[02:29.19] （もう♪ちっちゃいこを ああん♪
[02:31.10] させて いけないおきゃくたまでちゅねー！）
[02:33.67]
[02:33.94] Lolly's Lolly's★★★★レストラン！
[02:39.43] ろりっこみんなでおもてなしおりょうりしちゃうの！
[02:44.04] Lolly's Lolly'sまほうのレストラン！
[02:49.55] おさわりまんのたちよりしょ
[02:53.19] きょうもだいはんじょー！
[02:55.05]
[02:55.39] Lolly's Lolly's★★★★★★★レストラン！
[03:00.93] ろりっこみんなでおもてなしおりょうりしちゃうの！
[03:05.50] Lolly's Lolly'sしんしのレストラン！
[03:10.91] すぺしゃるさーびす Ａセットが
[03:15.29] Ａセットが オススメでちゅ！
[03:19.09]

>>151086
1:36 - 1:57 is missing from the lyrics sadly

>>151177
ロリーズ従業員心得！

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