they're welcoming you to the restaurant giving you the menu and doing a denpa restaurant rp

I dont know but I can hear them say lolicon, and im not sure but I think I hear them saying 'penis' aswell

From what I can tell it's a song about going to a loli restaurant, presumably a maid cafe one.

Have another Odenpa banger.

they are going through maid phrases, here's your seat and stuff of the sort.
In the refrain they talk about the number of stars of the restaurant, say that all lolicons die of shock at the end, and that it's a gentlemanly restaurant. I can't decipher what the special service is though.