No.142228
dumb lala
No.142246
hi :3
No.142341
>>142328they umm... ummmm!!!!
i dunno!!! play video games on their couch together?
No.142342
>>142328not sure... gay sex?
No.142344
>>142341>>142342why'd you guys post the same thing twice
No.142490
hello newfriends please play old battlefield games with me
No.142540
>>142535ive been playing 3 recently!
No.142555
>>142491why'd she do it frens?
No.142556
>>142541I love Penguindrum
Posting from my toilet btw
No.142558
I miss 4chan already
No.142559
>>142558It's already back.
No.142563
A question from a newfag.
Why is it that every time I post something, it returns me to the catalog?
No.142564
>>142563Newfag here too, I have no idea.
No.142568
>>142561It took a long time to load for me but it finally did, CSS was disabled or didn't load at all. It will be back soon.
No.142570
test
No.142572
>>142563>>142564Because of noko. 4chan has noko enabled by default. Just type it in the options field and you'll stay in the thread you post in.
To quote the FAQ
>Kissu uses a traditional system where users are ejected outside of threads on every post. This is designed to force people into looking at the whole site and not one or two threads. Some boards have exceptions to this, but for others you can use the options field to stay inside. Input noko into the options field to stay inside the thread. Noko does not visibly show up on your reply and you can have it enabled forever. No.142573
Btw what is this board? I don't remember where I found the link earlier today.
No.142704
>>142572I remember noko from the old days... completely forgot about it
No.142761
>>142728Yua? YUA???
Best girl?
No way.
Rimi besto for Taku. I actually started working on a bit of sickly sweet Taku/Rimi fanfiction after finishing C;H but decided to put it off until after the Love Chu Chu TL gets dropped sometime later this year (hopefully...)
Kozupii most fun girl though. Sena most capable. Nanami most loyal imouto. And FES-tan sexiest.
And Yua is... Uh. Most megane.
No.142770
ATTN: NewfriendsPlease post pictures, videos, and recordings of your
cats in the
cat blog at
>>102927 No.142875
this website is too dark unlike 4chan. i cant see anything and its hard to read. i want to go back
No.142880
>>142875change the board theme to "kissu" for that true blue board feel
No.143288
So is this site just entirely cuteposting? I'm not gonna say I hate it.
No.143320
dumb phonepostard.
No.143323
>>143288you can post about basically whatever, as long as it doesn't stir shit (and even then there's a margin for that)
historically internet meta has been a prominent topic, like in these
>>102706>>107187>>117964and i've written a bunch about linguistics in the past, such as
>>116907/jp/ is favored a fair bit for random whatevers and it threads fall off there faster so keep in mind what you see right now is not representative of the full experience
No.143565
my sister's panties... ah kunka kunka... kunka kunka... suu ha suu ha.........
No.143607
>>143314Neat. I guess you're right in that it isn't really cuteposting, I think I've just become jaded by wojaks and spermer bait. Feels more like old 4chan here, now that I think about it.
No.143707
>>143684Yeah as
>>143706 said it was a great lament that not everyone was able to make it. Happy to have you back and I wish we were able to do more back then.
No.143797
>>143771This is most of what I've sorted out of my imageboard folders over the years. I still occasionally find edits and things and plop them into the /qa/ folder.
https://files.catbox.moe/jv0kil.7z No.143881
>>143877Yeah, just a heads up that it really eats up the CPU. There's no such thing as efficient CSS (or is it called HTML) animation.
I was working on updating and adding more themes a couple months ago but some real life stuff came up and I got distracted after that. I guess I should get back to it soon.
No.148172
>>143877It's cute that it changes the curser. Reminds me of the old internet.
No.155727
>>155726It's active when its active, just like, make conversation.
No.155731
>>155728Jesus Christ. I just realized swastikas are prohibited. That breaks my heart.
I was digging all the cool images..
Which is the board considered as the lowest quality? I'll probably have to make that my new home. It's bad moderation when low quality threads/posts are bannable, because all mods I've encountered so far have proved themselves to be uncultured, uneducated and retarded. Thinking they understand what quality posts are when they delete the ones of such exquisitely extraordinary quality that Jesus himself would probably have to collect his jaw from the floor if he saw it...
I hate politics and don't like gore, but banning them also kinda does more harm than good.. eh
Cool chan maybe, I need to get to know the users but your rules have serious problems. Hopefully the implementation is much better than the rules. Else I'll just deprive you all of my enlightening content (or reactions / responses) and stick to anime girl posting...
So if one guy starts to only ever post images and never responds to anything - that's probably me. Savor my sweet words while they lasts, twins.
No.155732
>>155731>I just realized swastikas are prohibitedMost posts containing that kind of stuff are just inflammatory or low-quality in general, so banning them improves site quality.
>I'll probably have to make that my new homeEverybody uses every board here!
>banning them also kinda does more harm than goodSame as before, it improves site quality.
This is an anime girl site so posting anime girls is best.
No.155736
>>155731You post like a teenager who just discovered 4/b/. I can only speak for myself but personally I would prefer if you didn't post here in any capacity if you're going to continue to behave like this.
No.155737
>>155734>because all mods I've encountered so far have proved themselves to be uncultured, uneducated and retarded.You're posting screenshots from your phones instagram app without cropping anything out, and complaining about not being able to post swastikas and gore.
Have you tried just being a normal otaku?
I want to be supportive of newfriends, but maybe this just wasn't meant to be. Check out 4chan or 8chan.
No.155740
>>155737>4chan or 8chanIt's a pity our bromance is breaking up already before it even started.
I don't post gore, but animated gore can be good art. There's enough places with an iron grip on their content already, why turn this beautiful chan into another one of those?
The insta pic was a mistake because the thumbnail had no Instagram in it since it was rectangular in form as I placed my eyes on it.
Also Hitler/Nazi aesthetics and idea were great so banning that is just plain ignorant and stupid.
I made a simple mistake or two and immediately apologies. Now yall are unwilling to turn a new page and are acting butthurt from something that taken the scale of our relationship has already happened ages ago. And then recommending I go to sites that died almost two decades ago.
I guess you guys are just whiny litte jew niggers that express their discontent at any opportunity to bitch. This is not what I expected from such an aesthetically pleasing chan. I guess it's like a bitch, just because it looks pleasing, doesn't mean it has substance. These niggers don't even accept an apology when given smh
Such an unfortunate set of circumstances
No.155747
Hello OP. Hello posters.
I... just wanted to say hello.
No.155748
>>155740￥i dont like politics but also i need to be allowed to post swastikas or im not myself also hitler had good ideas and you're all long nose lots of melanin people.It's only nice because people nip the weed before it grows.
It was more than once
>>155735 and I don't think it's the end of the world to post low effort images that aren't worth saving for anyone else that could have clearly just been saved properly if you even knew how to use your phone (how the does someone end up a phonefag who doesn't even know how to save images, your local community has utterly failed you if you are above the age of eighteen), but you complain about lack of culture, education and being retarded despite being a prime example of all that. Someone who doesn't know how to download images, thinks a phone is equivalent to a computer in culture, and who feels the need to complain about not being allowed to spread extremist political content and behave like a retard and that this is somehow doing more harm than good.
Self reflect a bit. Community isn't everyone does whatever they want whenever they want, it's people work together to build something nice. It's give and take effort. Not take take take.
Maybe come back in four years when you're not a minor anymore and grown out of the shitposting is freeze peach dont tread on me phase.
>>155745A little girl of culture.
No.155750
>>155747>>155747He'llo sir
Unfortunately people are not very nice here, but I'm new, so I'm going to be friends with you. Yahello *hugs in a friendly almost non-erotic way*
No.155753
>>155748Well thanks for letting me know what kind of people post here.
I'll just go ahead and not read any of y'all's posts if that's the general sentiment. And just pay attention to the real artists instead.
So stupid...
>Self reflect a bit. Community isn't everyone does whatever they want whenever they want, it's people work together to build something nice. It's give and take effort. Not take take take.Good luck living for eons and eons in a community where not a single interesting things happen throughout millennias. If anything y'all deserve each other. Jew sentiment.
Also, I never said that I made only one mistake. And if anything AI made is considered unworthy of saving here (which I generally agree with) even just to illustrate a point, you guys are beyond dogmatic, close-minded and just plain stupid, honestly.
Dog shit website that looks nice on the outside.
When you start talking you find out it's a bunch of old pricks pretending to be friends/friendly.
Friendship Is magic. Friendship is an adventure, not whatever the fuck y'all are doing here, sucking each other off for the sake of "close knit community" that has a big gaping void instead of a heart in the middle of it. If it was a heart it'd know the value of curiosity. It'd know the curse of dogma and friendship for friendships sake. Retards.
No.155754
>>155745Again, just more evidence you guys don't know what real friendship is
For having never experienced or imagined it in your lives
No.155755
Please stop posting.
No.155757
fragile little teen...
No.155758
hug teens
kiss teens
flip teens in their tight little butts
No.155762
>>155761Alice has zero (0) friends so she shouldn't be one to talk
No.155763
>>155760the post of a man who understands the arche and is therefore past philosophy
>>155762that's why she had to invent it independently, the same way the mayans invented zero (the number)
No.155766
>>155740HI, I AM G.J. SUSSMAN, FOUNDER AND CEO OF SICP. WHILE LAMENTING OVER THE LACK OF FORCED INDENTATION IN SCHEME LAST NIGHT, YOUR MOTHER CALLED ME AND ASKED ME IF I WOULD BE SO KIND AS TO HELP HER WITH A SICP EXERCISE; BEING THE FINE GENTLEMAN THAT I AM, I PUT ON MY DAPPER WIZARD HAT AND ROBE AND WENT OVER TO HER HOUSE. ROGUISHLY SNEAKING THROUGH THE BACK DOOR I KNOCKED HER OUT WITH A CUDDER AND TORE THE GARMENTS OFF HER RIPE BODY. HER FULL BREASTS AROUSED ME TO THE DEGREE THAT MY EVALUATOR STOOD STRAIGHT IN THE TIME IT TAKES TO DO A LAZY COMPUTATION. NOT BEING ABLE TO CONTAIN MYSELF, I SHOVED MY RIGHTEOUS SUSSBOY IN THE MANHOLE OF THE FINE LASS. IT WAS OBVIOUSLY NOT DESIGNED FOR A MAN OF MY OBSCENE GIRTH, AND SHE WOKE UP FROM THE PAIN. NOT CARING ABOUT ANYTHING BUT MY MANLINESS, I CONTINUED THRUSTING AS SHE FAINTED AGAIN FROM THE AGONIZING TORTURE OF THE TRIPEDAL CREATURE LOOMING OVER HER. IN A MINUTE I WAS ABOUT TO EXPLODE WITH THE FORCE OF SEVERAL ANGRY SUPERNOVAS IN A SACK, . THE FLOOD CAME, AND LIKE MOSES I CLEAVED HER IN HALF FROM THE SHOCK. NOT STOPPING, I SHOVED THE HOSE IN HER EYE SOCKET AND LET THE REST OF THE SAUCE ENTER HER SKULL. AFTER THAT I WENT HOME AND READ SICP UNTIL I FELL ASLEEP. I GUARANTEE IT.
No.155769
I can't believe none of you guys took the simple and expedient solution of telling him to not post outside of
>>>/secret/. New guy, I suggest making wincest-related threads there.
No.155774
>>155769Ok, thank you. At least someone here focused on actual help.
It's still unfortunate Nazi stuff or low quality isn't allowed, but maybe there I will find my brethren. Altho here too we have some real ones, shout out you know who you are.
Also is this image bannable? Just testing the limits for future reference. I know sites get in trouble for this so I can tolerate clear boundaries, but no Hitler is just stupid, offensive to my intelligence and overall too vague of a clear rule / boundary to make any fucking sense
No.155776
>>155774I mean, she is holding a metal pole. That is kind of sexual, innit? If it's not, then I'm pretty sure her body is doing all the heavy lifting all by itself.
Cosplaying is fine tho, no?
No.155777
>>155775It's only because I don't want to explain to retards, which is impossible anyway, what actually constitutes high quality.
And anyhow, they usually ban without asking for explanation.
No.155778
>>155774I don't give a fuck about your retarded blog, only thing I have to say is that all 3dpd (Gachi doesn't count) should be forbidden.
No.155780
>>155778Pardon my ignorance but what does the pd part mean? Also how is any of this related to gacha? I'm very sorry for my ignorance, I'll work hard to become less ignorant over time.
As for dimensionality and resolution, I'm perfectly comparable with pixel stuff too tbh, any dimensionality what you want me to go into, I can do it, comfortably.
Also my blog goes pretty hard compared to most things here, so show a bit of gratitude.
No.155782
>>1557803DPD is a 4chan meme for people that want to talk about real life women but give themselves an excuse about how they're different for doing it. 3D stands in contrast to 2D drawings of girls and PD is for "pig disgusting".
I'm dismissive towards the term if it isn't obvious. But yeah, it generally means "I want to talk about not liking women".
No.155784
kuso thread
No.155785
>>155783Thanks for another high quality post.
No.155786
>>155785He's on 21.3KB/s internet, it's not high enough to transmit a quality post to this site.
No.155787
This tumblrtard or twittertard or whatever the fuck this retardtard comes from needs to fucking adapt or stop being such a fag
No.155788
>>155785Doing my best brother ૮₍ • ˕ - ₎ა♡
And let's together thank these brothers as well
>>155784>>155787>>155786 No.155792
Truly a fucking abhorrent thread
No.155795
>>155787This retard already introduced himself
>>155726Yeah the thread really sux. In fact, I think it's such a bad thread that if someone was to read it, they would become a worse person just by association/awareness.
No.155801
>>155797It was a good thread when there were good newfags who were at least familiar enough with imageboard culture not to attentionwhore and shit up the site...
No.155802
Some people come to alt chans because they're tired of joyless dumb jannies destroying the things they like
And there's people who are just too much of a sperg to follow basic rules or common sense that think they're in the first camp
No.155804
saya is secreting
No.155805
>>155801I am afraid to post too much lest I become just as obnoxious, still trying to break that ice when I can though.
I don't share this new guy's sentiments or anything really, I'm just shy and awkward.
No.155806
>>155804If you're thinking about this kind of thing at all, you'll probably be fine!
No.155807
>>155806I replied to the wrong post! That was meant for
>>155805.
I will now kill myself immediately.
No.155809
>>155808Shame*
Bad thread is making me bad post...
No.155810
>>155808Well, it demonstrates how we do things here at least.
>>155805If you worry about your posting then your personality means your posts are going to be fine 99.999% of the time.
No.155811
>>155807i command you to LIVE
particularly because
>>155804 will indeed be fine so no harm was done
No.155812
Ok bye guys, it's been real
I'll come back some other day but I'll probably don't talk, because you all suck except this guy who made it all worth it
>>155766And a few others offering genuine help.
But yea, I only talked because I was healing and at home today and to get a quick feel for the native culture. I, and sager will be pleased to hear this, don't usually really have time for this.
However your taste in anime girls is quite excelent so going forward our interactions is mostly going to consist of sharing that. Honestly, the quality is impressive despite having no algorithmic filtering.
Unless I'm banned. I'll make sure to include some tasteful racism and Nazi idiology here and there.
Some pretty cool music too, but nothing that will come to 420 hallucinogen boards 12 years+ ago. Good effort, I commend.
I pity the cool faggot who has to put up with yall. Probably staying here for the attachables.
Honestly thought, the stuff you post more than makes up for the blandness of your personalities.
So truth be told I hold only gratitude, you're a pretty great bunch all things considered. Just don't read what you write and you'll have a stellar experience on the site. Altho some folks piqued my curiosity.
Also your phi thread sux, go get an education retards (I mean go live some life and do some drugs / music). It feels like I'm talking to a bunch of women. But yes, despite everything, very grateful. Yall have good eye 🙏🏻
I'm lazy and tired pardon the relative low quality post, I needed to know theres someone worth putting an effort in for before doing so. But today was healing day so I let myself just enjoy the flow.
Sincerest gratitude 🫶🏻
Beautiful it was
(≧ヮ≦) 💕
Enjoy the art
No.155822
>>155812On top of all your awful posts, you post a vtumour.
Not sure why I'd expect better.
No.155856
>>155855There's more but my phone keeps crashing because there ain't no space on it.
Well obv there's 10k more but scattered throughout the devices and folders etc
I appreciate the art and thanks yall for the nice evening. Especially to the not soul dead guy ;_;
Do more drugs yall, bye
No.155859
>>155858DON'T save them they're all warped by phonetard screenshottery
too bad he couldn't recognize a pasta...
No.155861
>>155860this is worse than saving samples or _master
you NEED to burn it all or the cluster b dust will infect you and your computer
No.155862
weird thread
No.155863
>>155803swastikas aren't even forbidden anyway
they just need to be appropriate
we don't need little dark age webms and shit
No.155865
File:.jpg (147.75 KB,1080x1080)
>>155805>I am afraid to post too much lest I become just as obnoxiousJust repeating what others said, but if you worry about that, you're already one of the better posters on most sites.
You know what helped me at first? (Bad life advice incoming)
GET DRUNK. (Or post random shower thoughts. Same thing.)
If no one likes your posts, it was that bastard Anonymous. You only came here to laugh at him! (This won't happen to you. It's just mental insurance.)
No.155866
>>155865>post random shower thoughtsI have been thinking about doing that honestly, though where I come from that'd usually be deemed as 'blogposting' so I guess I've been conditioned away from that. Also I tend to get secondhand embarrassment when I'm reading through posts that aren't exactly 'me' to say the very least so I've been pretty quiet here.
You have good advice though. It is risky but sometimes that is worth it.
My name is Anonymous and I do not endorse gambling.Kissu is nice board. What is something nice that each one of you have experienced in the past week? Could be anything.
>>155807>>155808>>155810Thank you mighty kissus
Please do not be yourself, it would be embarrassing to explain to other ghosts that you died from typo shame.
No.155868
>>155866>What is something nice that each one of you have experienced in the past week? Could be anything.I encountered a short eared owl last week just outside my house
Their bird call sounds very similar to a cat in heat which really freaked my out because I thought one of the cats in the area was in trouble or something but to my relief it was just a dumb owl screaming at nothing
No.155869
>>155866>do not be yourselfThe filters got me...>>155868Beautiful bird, sounds quite nice.
That owl was looking for single, horny cats in
Your area.
No.155870
>>155866>though where I come from that'd usually be deemed as 'blogposting'Wait? 7chan? Can't escape you lirufag, you even post like him. First day on kissu and I already ran into you. I try getting under your skin there, but only because I love you. Faggots here aren't even worth doing that for. I'm not there and the mods are getting on my nerves recently, but you should probably go home... (Y'all are not invited, the place is too pure and kind-hearted/innocent, I'm sorry)
To those who don't know, we literally have 5 posters on 7chan, this nigger probably being one of them and another being me who got banned a week or so ago for calling someone jewish (yeah the mods ain't the sharpest knives in the drawer, but not the worst either...)
No.155873
>>155866>What is something nice that each one of you have experienced in the past week? Could be anything.I went to visit the horses in a field nearby where I live, and I was brutally snoofed...
>>155867えらい！！でも I think it's okay to post every once in a while!
>>155870Not you. Stop posting immediately.
No.155874
>>155870>7chan?Uh, no. 4/jp/ actually, you got me confused with someone else entirely buddy. I've never come across your posts in my life and am likely far more suited for this place with how you described it than you realize. Cool that there's more lirulovers out there than I realized though.
Cute demon girl and neat art I guess but you make me nervous so here's your one (You) from me
>>155873I see horses everywhere around here but they're all wild and don't like being bothered. I wish they'd be into intense snoofing...I feel bad when they walk away from me as I wander
No.155876
>>155874ah, ok, no problem, dude, it's just he's too a little slow in the head like you, but also very cute and adorable. I guess just a tad bit more confident, but he a liru lover.
I may appear not cosy, but it's because I know cuteness and cosiness is springing from within. In reality I'm the cuddliest of them all. And/or at least dependable, you can feel absolutely free to BE free around me.
Overt love I can't guarantee, but you'll never piss me off in a million years. Worst case scenario I'll just loose interest in you or never gain one in the first place. INTP soxial anxiety godmode survivor here. To be embarassed around me is like being shy around sun that you have unusually high body temp. relax brew..
No.155881
hey whats going on in this thr- oh no
No.155895
>>155882A dreadful lack of self-awareness.
No.155897
>>155882Nigga stfu or gtfo, I'm the new baus here and ur shitting up my big beautiful thread.
Altho this latter post is alright. Cute even
No.155912
who invited the twitter teen
No.155924
>>155912My dick got invited by all the sexy teens you post here nigger.
No wonder most here are not putting in effort into finishing...
I'll post some girls later. For now you can go fuck yourself
Signed ~yusef
I'm loosing the moti
Cause teenage girls make better..
Okokok nah
No.155925
>>155924>Okokok nah¥otokonoko!!!!!!!!!
No.155930
>>155928!!!CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!
No.155933
>>155874>I see horses everywhere around here but they're all wild and don't like being bothered. I wish they'd be into intense snoofing...I feel bad when they walk away from me as I wanderWhile holding an empty bag of salt and vinegar chips that I had just finished off, a horse got really interested in the smell and followed me around a bunch.
No.155942
>>155731>I hate politics and don't like gore, but banning them also kinda does more harm than goodNo it doesn't. You're free to go back if you can't live without them.
No.155964
>>155956
Hi, I am actually Montgomery, not Malcolm, but if you fail to find him, I would love to receive some back scratches from a fellow kissu.moe user
No.155965
Saging doesn't mean your garbage posts are permitted.
No.155988
>>155965What a retarded individual...
No.156145
>>155762If Alice has a million friends, I'm one of them.
If Alice has 5 friends, I'm one of them.
If Alice has 1 friend, that one is me.
If Alice has no friends, I'm no longer alive.
If the world is against Alice I'm against the entire world.
Till my last breath, I'll support Alice.