No.6709
If a rich couple wanted to adopt you to be their child and let you NEET, but on the condition that they would take your balls and neuter you, like a cat or a dog, would you take that offer?
They're not going to abuse you, hold you captive, or demand interaction. They just want someone in the house.
No.6710
Can I do whatever I want without them dictating any of my actions?
Would I just be living my current life but with a sugar family?
No.6711
easiest goddamn poll of my life
No.6712
>>6710You will have a bedroom and computer (either laptop or desktop). They will provide for your needs and give reasonable accommodations for entertainment spending (games, online shopping, etc.), but you will need to show up for family dinner at least once a week and occasionally sit in the living room. On rare occasions you will need to accompany them on vacation and so forth. You do not need to talk with them or speak with others. They will speak on your behalf.
No.6713
>>6712Hmmm, I want to say Yes (meow) but I feel like I'd be betraying my family if I took the offer...
No.6714
No, and in fact they have to double the size of my cock 'n' balls.
No.6717
>>6709Well it's not like I'm going to use my balls anyway. They're more of an inconvenience!
No.6718
>>6709>getting neutered the fuck are you, some kind of eunuch? kuso
No.6719
>>6709Didn't read but the girl in the OP isn't cute so I voted no.
No.6720
I wouldn't do it even if I got to keep my balls. I'd rather die than suffer the indignity of relying on others to maintain my lifestyle as an adult.
No.6723
I already have all of this with no catch, but I'll say yes if I become a child.
No.6726
>>6725Don't be a eunuch, those people are schemers and scum.