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 No.6709





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If a rich couple wanted to adopt you to be their child and let you NEET, but on the condition that they would take your balls and neuter you, like a cat or a dog, would you take that offer?

They're not going to abuse you, hold you captive, or demand interaction. They just want someone in the house.

 No.6710

Can I do whatever I want without them dictating any of my actions?
Would I just be living my current life but with a sugar family?

 No.6711

easiest goddamn poll of my life

 No.6712

>>6710
You will have a bedroom and computer (either laptop or desktop). They will provide for your needs and give reasonable accommodations for entertainment spending (games, online shopping, etc.), but you will need to show up for family dinner at least once a week and occasionally sit in the living room. On rare occasions you will need to accompany them on vacation and so forth. You do not need to talk with them or speak with others. They will speak on your behalf.

 No.6713

>>6712
Hmmm, I want to say Yes (meow) but I feel like I'd be betraying my family if I took the offer...

 No.6714

No, and in fact they have to double the size of my cock 'n' balls.

 No.6715

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Can I sleep in a cage all naked except for a collar around my neck and my cat ears? Also can I eat from a bowl on the floor? And be treated like a pet?

 No.6716

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While I do like the idea of having a concrete assurance that I never have to work and my basic needs will be met in a nice mansion, I have a feeling I wouldn't enjoy life as much without a sex drive or muscles that allow me to better manipulate my environment. I already struggle enough with motivation and having this taken from me would likely be too much.
Life without emotion is little different from being dead and this would be stripping some of them from me. RL relationships isn't something I'd ever have, but this would be such a devestating blow to the enjoyment of so many different things as well, from the obvious things like masturbation to the less obvious things like romantic VNs or the simple joys of admiring some nicely drawn boobers.
NO THANK YOU!

 No.6717

>>6709
Well it's not like I'm going to use my balls anyway. They're more of an inconvenience!

 No.6718

>>6709
>getting neutered
the fuck are you, some kind of eunuch? kuso

 No.6719

>>6709
Didn't read but the girl in the OP isn't cute so I voted no.

 No.6720

I wouldn't do it even if I got to keep my balls. I'd rather die than suffer the indignity of relying on others to maintain my lifestyle as an adult.

 No.6721

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I like my family and my ween so I respectfully decline.

 No.6722

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I already am a NEET and I have my nutbladder intact, so no.

 No.6723

I already have all of this with no catch, but I'll say yes if I become a child.

 No.6724

>>6719
She's SUPER cute!

 No.6725

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>>6709
I replied Yes (Meow) but to the picture, because that's what grabbed my attention for a minute. I imagine all the votes that were not specified to be otherwise by posts were replying to the picture. This dataset is corrupted, remake the poll without pics asking the questions.

 No.6726

>>6725
Don't be a eunuch, those people are schemers and scum.

 No.6727

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 No.6728

Sounds like a win-win to me!

 No.6729

>>6728
you need a very high level of annihilation-thirsting psychosis to make not only one but several of these

 No.6730

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>>6729
A very high level of intelligence, you mean.




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