Could /jp/ woo their waifu?

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Anonymous 01/14/25 (Tue) 07:29:54 No.84787

Anonymous 01/14/25 (Tue) 08:54:28 No.84789

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Kind of surprised this stuff is still being made 20 years after it stopped being novel and western animation completely died and was subsumed by anime even culturally, but it says Newgrounds at the beginning so it checks out

Anonymous 01/14/25 (Tue) 09:43:06 No.84790

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This kind of fever dream stuff takes me back. And no, to woo my waifu would require exceptional circumstances and the power to hold in my spaghetti.

Anonymous 01/14/25 (Tue) 13:31:53 No.84793

Why did they name her "Food"?

Anonymous 01/14/25 (Tue) 13:54:26 No.84794

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>>84793
...And no, I'm too「SUPER SPECIAL」to woo anyone. I either skip the wooing part in my wife delusions or come up with something uncharacteristic of me.

Anonymous 01/14/25 (Tue) 13:59:31 No.84795

Pyscho boobs

Anonymous 01/14/25 (Tue) 14:00:46 No.84796

Glad he ditched that disgusting 3DPD complainer after she came out as a FRAUD

Anonymous 01/14/25 (Tue) 18:13:07 No.84804

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>>84793
You know why

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 03:40:44 No.84813

appropriate /jp/ soundtrack

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 04:22:06 No.84815

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From my extensive women studies in otaku culture, I know I could. For example I can easily identify the fat otaku's shortcomings from his failed attempt here. Instead of getting all shy and apologizing when he hits her, he needs to abuse her MORE and not show sympathy.

Anonymous 01/15/25 (Wed) 17:47:07 No.84828

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Absolutely no problem.

/jp/ - 2D/Random

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