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 No.100567[View All]

How hard is it to go on a date with the shrine maiden?
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 No.101872

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>>101837
This is why everyone prefer the mecha otaku miko who will love you for who you are over Reimu who is just looking to marry a rich older guy.

 No.101906

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>>101872
All I'm hearing is that you're not willing to help out your girlfriend when she's in need of financial assistance. I bet the moment S*nae asks you to buy her the latest gunpla, you'll just vanish into the ether.

 No.101907

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I'd buy Reimu a burger

 No.101908

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Word to the wise, make sure to not get too close to the (horned?) pink miko while out in the wild...

 No.101910

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>>101908
The wild and horned ass miko.

 No.101922

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I believe that now is the right time to address some of these baseless, fake, bad-faith, and outrageous claims and rumors surrounding Miko of the Hakurei Shrine.

First and foremost, that she would do ANYTHING for a coin? This one doesn't make any sense WHATSOEVER! It is important to know that shrine maidens are entirely pure, both in mind and spirit. Hakurei Reimu would never stoop so low for a single measly coin!!!

Second, that she's the embodiment of greed? I do believe that there's something that everybody CONVENIENTLY chooses to forget: If it weren't for her noble actions, Gensokyo would be drowning in pure chaos as we speak! Without spell card rules, humans would've never stood a single chance against youkai! If anything, it shows that Hakurei Reimu is MORE than deserving of gold!!! The Hakurei shrine is RIGHTFULLY worthy of worship!!

Third, that she is extremely lazy... You should know that repeating the same daily mundane tasks of maintaining the shrine without a single human VISITOR coming over to DONATE would become tiresome and seem pointless after a while.

And finally, fourth. That she mercilessly killed an innocent man? You should know that the man in question was a YOUKAI. YOUKAI are not to be trusted, befriended or loved by any humans!! Humans and YOUKAI are not meant for each other!!! In fact, that "innocent" man posed a GREAT threat to Gensokyo, and had to be dealt with accordingly.

This post should hopefully clear the Hakurei name and some of the misconceptions. Yes, she might have a rough personality, but behind that lies a heart made of gold! With that said, please consider donating to the Hakurei shrine.

 No.101928

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Ever noticed how Fusu, the artist who switched from making cute POV romance 2hus to porn, hasn't made a single lewd Sanae image?

 No.101930

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>>101928
I don't understand, is it because Sanae is a good girl??

 No.101931

>>101928
I guess Sanae just doesn't make for great porn material
I mean, what man even likes lovey dovey sex with a big breasted goddess (literal)?

 No.101938

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>>101928
He's been making SFW stuff again, a pleasant surprise since I think his art style is better suited to cute stuff than lewd stuff.

 No.101940

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>>101938
>his art style is better suited to cute stuff than lewd stuff
Absolutely! I feel nothing when looking at his lewds but his SFW lovey dovey art is pure heart attack material.

 No.101973

>>101940
me when the right kissuer compliments me

 No.101975

>>101906
FACTS:
1) gunplamo activities don't have to be all solitary. It's not surprising for one side of the couple to completely agree to purchase a kit;
2) if one's broke, this means more opportunities to explore until money arrives! Time to draw mecha designs then. Model them in CAD for future DIY plamo printing even, maybe!

Raymooch has to sit this one out I'm afraid.

 No.101982

>>101922
I feel bad for Reimu, whose thread has been taken over by rival priestesses, youkai, her own friends, and practically anyone that isn't Reimu. I hope someone does donate to her, but it won't be me.

 No.101996

>>101982
>has been taken over by rival priestesses, youkai, her own friends, and practically anyone that isn't Reimu
Hey that's just like her shrine on a daily basis!

 No.101997

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Be the change you want to see and post only your cutest 'mus

 No.101998

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Love this cute chibi 'mu.

 No.101999

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>>101997
Reimu's a...

 No.102000

>>101982
I DONT feel bad for Reimu and think she deserves it!

 No.102002

>>101999
ni...nig...ni-....niger...niggereimu....

 No.102004

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>>101999
...a delicious brown French shab!

 No.102015

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>>101999
A hard-working pure miko nanodesu~!

 No.102231

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For the low price of 100 moneys Reimu will become your girlfriend for one whole hour! What a steal!

 No.102232

>>102231
how much for the one with smaller boobs

 No.102302

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 No.102303

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>>101446
>YOUKAI GO HOME
As in "go home and be a loving wife and mother"? Yes please!

 No.102314

>>102231
How much for the one with bigger boobs

 No.102324

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Reimu does so much for all of you, and yet you choose to chase the skirts of the youkai she works so hard to keep in check...

 No.102325

>>102324
Is she gonna become violent too

 No.102327

>>102324
Modern canon Reimu wouldn't even care anymore

>chase the skirts
On another note, never understood why this is a derogatory term. Call me a dog, but literally chasing skirts being worn felt good and comfy. Fabrics thighs and butts...

 No.102329

>>102325
I can't believe the violent women market is going up at an expansive rate, it feels like a bubble.

 No.102331

>>102231
my face when I see koikatsu

 No.102332

>>102324
mu if she chenso

 No.102350

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>>102324
Wouldn't marrying off youkai to human men be a great way to keep them in check? Reimu could even make big bucks by holding the weddings at her shrine. It's a win for everyone: there will be fewer dangerous youkai lurking about, ronery NEET ojisans will get their youkai wives, and Reimu will finally strike it rich.

 No.102352

>>102324
I'm an eternal slave to Reimus pits and footsies

 No.102988

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>>102325
That depends on whether you leave a donation or not.

 No.103822

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Today is Reimu's day! Surely you have something to give to her on her own day, don't you?

 No.103825

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>>103822
Gave her banana!

 No.103826

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 No.103833

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>>103826
Good enough.

 No.103857

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>>103822
One (1) lemon drop.

 No.103867

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>>101999
reimu manifesting herself as a nubian beauty.......

 No.103868

>>103826
The coin thread in a nutshell

 No.103870

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>>103867
Reimu is going to get sunburn and get skin cancer.... Is better to be pale and nice....

 No.103878

>>103867
cute stumpy loli footies with short round toes

 No.103881

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 No.103931

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>>103825
bananamu

 No.104468

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How hard is it to get out of a date with the shrine maiden?

 No.104469

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>>104468
"Hey Reimu I brought you this Kourindou Tengu costume for you to wear!"

 No.104475

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