No.100672
>>100567Show up with 2 dollars in hand and you should be set
No.100679
>>100567You don't have to pay if you show up when the 2hu body snatcher is possessing her. As far as I know Reimu was his last stop and he's still whoring her body out for fun.
One of my favorite faps.
No.100713
>>100576Does she care where the books come from or how they were obtained?
No.100743
>>100672Does she accept foreign currency now? Last time I had to go through the conversion process to get 500¥ proper before she’d talk to me.
No.100759
>>100567Very hard, first she'll just blatantly not understand what you're suggesting. Then she'll get aggressive, the more earnest you are about it the angrier she'll be. She'll likely kick you out or flee, and will avoid you for a few days. When you next see her, assuming you are still barking up her tree, she will "give it a shot, but you're buying and it better not be cheap!".
Once you reach this point just bee your shelf and try to make her laugh. You will make her angry at you by the end of it, that is a good thing. You have won.
No.100761
>>100759So what you're saying is that Reimu is a tsundere?
No.100791
>>100567Why would
I want to go on a date with her? If anything she should be the one having difficulty.
No.100823
>>100816Oh, a lasting relationship, you say?!
4 dollars.
No.100926
>>100901You picked the wrong girl if you want dates based on affection
Each part of the date is paid separately. If you want to hold hands, that's an additional fee. If you want to kiss, that's an additional fee. You pay for the meal.
No.100995
>>100926This is why Sanae's 2000's whole package subscription service will always be much more popular will always be more popular than Reimu's efforts to nickel and dime her fanbase!
With Sanae you get a
FULL date with raw Nakadashi included and the option to keep her panties if you make her laugh enough! Reimu's 'pit-by-the-sniff' no contract microtransactions are simply extortion and plain monopolistic!
No.101002
>>100995One time I paid for a date + happy ending with Reimu, and after all was said and done, she increased the price tenfold. I tried to tell her that the original price was MUCH lower, but she threatened me at gohei-point until I paid up. She doesn't do contracts, no paperwork, nothing.
Since then, I've switched to Reisen's inexpensive "drug+hangout" package deal. Eientei always supplies paperwork. Everything is clearly outlined and reliable.
Remember, if there's no contract, run.
No.101005
>>101004why is there a giant weensperm next to her
No.101007
>>101004I don't know how else to put this, but you might want to check for... tails.
No.101041
>>101040the attempting to strike a conversation with patchouli thread!
No.101169
>>101165You're right, sorry.
So back on topic, Reimu and I went to Jiro Ramen today and she ordered an extra large portion with extra everything and gyoza and fried rice on the side. Needless to say I think this one's a keeper.
No.101170
>>101169And here I thought Reimu was too poor to afford such nice food
Good to see things have improved
No.101459
>>101446Eh? But that's the youkai shrine maiden. That can't be right.
Are you sure this thread is for humans?
No.101481
>>101452By the way, would you kindly ask the lady about the
Mugenkan incident? Thanks.
No.101517
>>101516You should invite her in to drink some tea.
No.101535
>>101524Liking human
GIRLS is gay now?
No.101922
I believe that now is the right time to address some of these baseless, fake, bad-faith, and outrageous claims and rumors surrounding Miko of the Hakurei Shrine.
First and foremost, that she would do ANYTHING for a coin? This one doesn't make any sense WHATSOEVER! It is important to know that shrine maidens are entirely pure, both in mind and spirit. Hakurei Reimu would never stoop so low for a single measly coin!!!
Second, that she's the embodiment of greed? I do believe that there's something that everybody CONVENIENTLY chooses to forget: If it weren't for her noble actions, Gensokyo would be drowning in pure chaos as we speak! Without spell card rules, humans would've never stood a single chance against youkai! If anything, it shows that Hakurei Reimu is MORE than deserving of gold!!! The Hakurei shrine is RIGHTFULLY worthy of worship!!
Third, that she is extremely lazy... You should know that repeating the same daily mundane tasks of maintaining the shrine without a single human VISITOR coming over to DONATE would become tiresome and seem pointless after a while.
And finally, fourth. That she mercilessly killed an innocent man? You should know that the man in question was a YOUKAI. YOUKAI are not to be trusted, befriended or loved by any humans!! Humans and YOUKAI are not meant for each other!!! In fact, that "innocent" man posed a GREAT threat to Gensokyo, and had to be dealt with accordingly.
This post should hopefully clear the Hakurei name and some of the misconceptions. Yes, she might have a rough personality, but behind that lies a heart made of gold! With that said, please consider donating to the Hakurei shrine.
No.101931
>>101928I guess Sanae just doesn't make for great porn material
I mean, what man even likes lovey dovey sex with a big breasted goddess (literal)?
No.101973
>>101940me when the right kissuer compliments me
No.101975
>>101906FACTS:
1) gunplamo activities don't have to be all solitary. It's not surprising for one side of the couple to completely agree to purchase a kit;
2) if one's broke, this means more opportunities to explore until money arrives! Time to draw mecha designs then. Model them in CAD for future DIY plamo printing even, maybe!
Raymooch has to sit this one out I'm afraid.
No.101982
>>101922I feel bad for Reimu, whose thread has been taken over by rival priestesses, youkai, her own friends, and practically anyone that isn't Reimu. I hope someone does donate to her, but it won't be me.
No.101996
>>101982>has been taken over by rival priestesses, youkai, her own friends, and practically anyone that isn't ReimuHey that's just like her shrine on a daily basis!
No.102000
>>101982I DONT feel bad for Reimu and think she deserves it!
No.102002
>>101999ni...nig...ni-....nige
r...niggereimu....
No.102232
>>102231how much for the one with smaller boobs
No.102314
>>102231How much for the one with bigger boobs
No.102325
>>102324Is she gonna become violent too
No.102327
>>102324Modern canon Reimu wouldn't even care anymore
>chase the skirts On another note, never understood why this is a derogatory term. Call me a dog, but literally chasing skirts being worn felt good and comfy. Fabrics thighs and butts...
No.102329
>>102325I can't believe the violent women market is going up at an expansive rate, it feels like a bubble.
No.102331
>>102231my face when I see koikatsu
No.102352
>>102324I'm an eternal slave to Reimus pits and footsies
No.103868
>>103826The coin thread in a nutshell
No.103878
>>103867cute stumpy loli footies with short round toes