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 No.100567[Last50 Posts]

How hard is it to go on a date with the shrine maiden?

 No.100568

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>>100567
The queen of mooching herself? Just show up with free food and a modest donation and you can spend the entire day with her

 No.100575

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The shrine maiden? Oh, you mean Kochiya Sanae of Moriya Shrine! Just ask her if she wants to watch a mecha anime and you're set.

 No.100576

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The one who lives in the forest? Just offer her some free spellbooks and she'll be putty in your hands

 No.100672

>>100567
Show up with 2 dollars in hand and you should be set

 No.100679

>>100567
You don't have to pay if you show up when the 2hu body snatcher is possessing her. As far as I know Reimu was his last stop and he's still whoring her body out for fun.

One of my favorite faps.

 No.100713

>>100576
Does she care where the books come from or how they were obtained?

 No.100717

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>>100568
Her will and dignity as a shrine maiden goes right out the window with just a little bit of flaunted cash. Quite sad really.

 No.100743

>>100672
Does she accept foreign currency now? Last time I had to go through the conversion process to get 500¥ proper before she’d talk to me.

 No.100759

>>100567
Very hard, first she'll just blatantly not understand what you're suggesting. Then she'll get aggressive, the more earnest you are about it the angrier she'll be. She'll likely kick you out or flee, and will avoid you for a few days. When you next see her, assuming you are still barking up her tree, she will "give it a shot, but you're buying and it better not be cheap!".
Once you reach this point just bee your shelf and try to make her laugh. You will make her angry at you by the end of it, that is a good thing. You have won.

 No.100761

>>100759
So what you're saying is that Reimu is a tsundere?

 No.100791

>>100567
Why would I want to go on a date with her? If anything she should be the one having difficulty.

 No.100807

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>>100791
>Why would I want to go on a date with her?

 No.100816

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>>100568
>>100672
>>100717
But I don't want to buy a cheap one night stand, I want to form a lasting relationship with her.

 No.100817

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Who said it had to be a one night stand? You have more money don't you?

 No.100823

>>100816
Oh, a lasting relationship, you say?!
4 dollars.

 No.100901

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How hard is it to go on a date with the shrine maiden without throwing money at her?

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 No.100926

>>100901
You picked the wrong girl if you want dates based on affection
Each part of the date is paid separately. If you want to hold hands, that's an additional fee. If you want to kiss, that's an additional fee. You pay for the meal.

 No.100927

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>>100901
No money? Just be yourself, cutie.

 No.100995

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>>100926
This is why Sanae's 2000's whole package subscription service will always be much more popular will always be more popular than Reimu's efforts to nickel and dime her fanbase!
With Sanae you get a FULL date with raw Nakadashi included and the option to keep her panties if you make her laugh enough! Reimu's 'pit-by-the-sniff' no contract microtransactions are simply extortion and plain monopolistic!

 No.101002

>>100995
One time I paid for a date + happy ending with Reimu, and after all was said and done, she increased the price tenfold. I tried to tell her that the original price was MUCH lower, but she threatened me at gohei-point until I paid up. She doesn't do contracts, no paperwork, nothing.
Since then, I've switched to Reisen's inexpensive "drug+hangout" package deal. Eientei always supplies paperwork. Everything is clearly outlined and reliable.
Remember, if there's no contract, run.

 No.101004

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>>100995
>>101002
I don't appreciate you guys slandering the Hakurei miko like that. I went on a date with Reimu just yesterday and we had a most lovely evening at Geidontei enjoying drinks and smoking fine pipe tobacco.

 No.101005

>>101004
why is there a giant weensperm next to her

 No.101006

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 No.101007

>>101004
I don't know how else to put this, but you might want to check for... tails.

 No.101009

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>>100567
I do imagine that it would be a little difficult to date her at night, with so many evil spirits about... At least, it would be very romantic. Behind her shrine.

 No.101018

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>>101007
H-how impertinent! Why, back in the old days, you'd get your head cut off for doing that to a lady. The nerve of people these days...

 No.101025

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>>100567
she looks like she would be easily bribed by some money

 No.101026

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Can any datehu experts here tell me what I did wrong last night?
So last night I dreamt I was at a Call of Duty-themed supermarket and I by chance happened to stumble upon Patchouli. Not wanting to let this opportunity go to waste I grabbed a can of peas from the shelf and approached her with the intent of asking her out on a date. I said hello and opened the can and asked her if she wanted some, which she then responded to by ignoring me and walking away, leaving me standing there dumbfounded and eating cold peas by myself and wondering what I did wrong.

 No.101027

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>>101026
You implied you were going to make her pay for the can.

 No.101037

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>>101026
I felt like drawing something today.

 No.101038

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>>101026
You were supposed to offer her the COD-themed canned spaghetti.

 No.101039

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>>101037
Don't tell me you were actually there because this is eerily spot on.

 No.101040

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This is now the Patchouli dating thread!

 No.101041

>>101040
the attempting to strike a conversation with patchouli thread!

 No.101044

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>>101040
The key to her heart... is in her stomach!

 No.101052

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>>101044
Did no one tell Fatchy to stop eating the keys?

 No.101053

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>>101052
That would be far too cruel...

 No.101070

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>>101026
You should have offered a six-course meal to her, in fact you should probably carry one wherever you go just in case you run into a gourmet 2hu.

 No.101109

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>>101070
I don't think I can carry around 6 party size pizzas at all times, even if it is for Patche-sama.

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 No.101165

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>>101040
>>101041
>>101044
>>101052
>>101053
>>101070
>>101109
>>101118
Ano sa... I thought that this thread was about the most diligent and selfless eternal shrine maiden who protects dreams and tradition?

 No.101169

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>>101165
You're right, sorry.
So back on topic, Reimu and I went to Jiro Ramen today and she ordered an extra large portion with extra everything and gyoza and fried rice on the side. Needless to say I think this one's a keeper.

 No.101170

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>>101169
And here I thought Reimu was too poor to afford such nice food
Good to see things have improved

 No.101172

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Hmmm, i never thought that Hakurei miko was this big into the books... Since the last week, every time when i go donate to her shrine, i would always see her reading books with a huge pile of it next to her. Also, seems like she got somebody else to sweep for her too... Well, i do suppose that performing shrine duties every day would get tiring after a while...

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>>101165
Reiwho?

 No.101446

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THIS IS A HUMANS-ONLY THREAD

YOUKAI GO HOME

 No.101448

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Date the chuuni human village girl.

 No.101452

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The human girl who goes to the flower shop a lot is cute, I think I'll take a chance.

 No.101459

>>101446
Eh? But that's the youkai shrine maiden. That can't be right.
Are you sure this thread is for humans?

 No.101481

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>>101452
By the way, would you kindly ask the lady about the Mugenkan incident? Thanks.

 No.101510

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>>101459
She wouldn't be a "youkai shrine maiden" if more humans went to donate to her shrine.

 No.101511

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I love my human girlfriend

 No.101513

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>>101511
Those are some funny ears. Do they sell these in the human village?

 No.101516

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Every time I leave my house, there's this human girl from the village who keeps jumping around a corner to surprise me, and she gets me nearly every time. What's the deal with her?

 No.101517

>>101516
You should invite her in to drink some tea.

 No.101524

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>>101511
>girlfriend
anon... I dont know how to say this but I think you might be gay

 No.101535

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>>101524
Liking human GIRLS is gay now?

 No.101568

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>>101517
I had some tea with her, and now she insists on being by my side at all times, even when I'm trying to sleep or go to an appointment. I have to spend several minutes each day trying to persuade her not to follow me into the bathroom. I'm a little freaked out because I'm not used to receiving this kind of attention, is this normally how girls in the village act?

 No.101837

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キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.101872

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>>101837
This is why everyone prefer the mecha otaku miko who will love you for who you are over Reimu who is just looking to marry a rich older guy.

 No.101906

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>>101872
All I'm hearing is that you're not willing to help out your girlfriend when she's in need of financial assistance. I bet the moment S*nae asks you to buy her the latest gunpla, you'll just vanish into the ether.

 No.101907

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I'd buy Reimu a burger

 No.101908

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Word to the wise, make sure to not get too close to the (horned?) pink miko while out in the wild...

 No.101910

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>>101908
The wild and horned ass miko.

 No.101922

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I believe that now is the right time to address some of these baseless, fake, bad-faith, and outrageous claims and rumors surrounding Miko of the Hakurei Shrine.

First and foremost, that she would do ANYTHING for a coin? This one doesn't make any sense WHATSOEVER! It is important to know that shrine maidens are entirely pure, both in mind and spirit. Hakurei Reimu would never stoop so low for a single measly coin!!!

Second, that she's the embodiment of greed? I do believe that there's something that everybody CONVENIENTLY chooses to forget: If it weren't for her noble actions, Gensokyo would be drowning in pure chaos as we speak! Without spell card rules, humans would've never stood a single chance against youkai! If anything, it shows that Hakurei Reimu is MORE than deserving of gold!!! The Hakurei shrine is RIGHTFULLY worthy of worship!!

Third, that she is extremely lazy... You should know that repeating the same daily mundane tasks of maintaining the shrine without a single human VISITOR coming over to DONATE would become tiresome and seem pointless after a while.

And finally, fourth. That she mercilessly killed an innocent man? You should know that the man in question was a YOUKAI. YOUKAI are not to be trusted, befriended or loved by any humans!! Humans and YOUKAI are not meant for each other!!! In fact, that "innocent" man posed a GREAT threat to Gensokyo, and had to be dealt with accordingly.

This post should hopefully clear the Hakurei name and some of the misconceptions. Yes, she might have a rough personality, but behind that lies a heart made of gold! With that said, please consider donating to the Hakurei shrine.

 No.101928

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Ever noticed how Fusu, the artist who switched from making cute POV romance 2hus to porn, hasn't made a single lewd Sanae image?

 No.101930

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>>101928
I don't understand, is it because Sanae is a good girl??

 No.101931

>>101928
I guess Sanae just doesn't make for great porn material
I mean, what man even likes lovey dovey sex with a big breasted goddess (literal)?

 No.101938

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>>101928
He's been making SFW stuff again, a pleasant surprise since I think his art style is better suited to cute stuff than lewd stuff.

 No.101940

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>>101938
>his art style is better suited to cute stuff than lewd stuff
Absolutely! I feel nothing when looking at his lewds but his SFW lovey dovey art is pure heart attack material.

 No.101973

>>101940
me when the right kissuer compliments me

 No.101975

>>101906
FACTS:
1) gunplamo activities don't have to be all solitary. It's not surprising for one side of the couple to completely agree to purchase a kit;
2) if one's broke, this means more opportunities to explore until money arrives! Time to draw mecha designs then. Model them in CAD for future DIY plamo printing even, maybe!

Raymooch has to sit this one out I'm afraid.

 No.101982

>>101922
I feel bad for Reimu, whose thread has been taken over by rival priestesses, youkai, her own friends, and practically anyone that isn't Reimu. I hope someone does donate to her, but it won't be me.

 No.101996

>>101982
>has been taken over by rival priestesses, youkai, her own friends, and practically anyone that isn't Reimu
Hey that's just like her shrine on a daily basis!

 No.101997

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Be the change you want to see and post only your cutest 'mus

 No.101998

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Love this cute chibi 'mu.

 No.101999

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>>101997
Reimu's a...

 No.102000

>>101982
I DONT feel bad for Reimu and think she deserves it!

 No.102002

>>101999
ni...nig...ni-....niger...niggereimu....

 No.102004

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>>101999
...a delicious brown French shab!

 No.102015

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>>101999
A hard-working pure miko nanodesu~!

 No.102231

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For the low price of 100 moneys Reimu will become your girlfriend for one whole hour! What a steal!

 No.102232

>>102231
how much for the one with smaller boobs

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 No.102303

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>>101446
>YOUKAI GO HOME
As in "go home and be a loving wife and mother"? Yes please!

 No.102314

>>102231
How much for the one with bigger boobs

 No.102324

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Reimu does so much for all of you, and yet you choose to chase the skirts of the youkai she works so hard to keep in check...

 No.102325

>>102324
Is she gonna become violent too

 No.102327

>>102324
Modern canon Reimu wouldn't even care anymore

>chase the skirts
On another note, never understood why this is a derogatory term. Call me a dog, but literally chasing skirts being worn felt good and comfy. Fabrics thighs and butts...

 No.102329

>>102325
I can't believe the violent women market is going up at an expansive rate, it feels like a bubble.

 No.102331

>>102231
my face when I see koikatsu

 No.102332

>>102324
mu if she chenso

 No.102350

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>>102324
Wouldn't marrying off youkai to human men be a great way to keep them in check? Reimu could even make big bucks by holding the weddings at her shrine. It's a win for everyone: there will be fewer dangerous youkai lurking about, ronery NEET ojisans will get their youkai wives, and Reimu will finally strike it rich.

 No.102352

>>102324
I'm an eternal slave to Reimus pits and footsies

 No.102988

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>>102325
That depends on whether you leave a donation or not.

 No.103822

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Today is Reimu's day! Surely you have something to give to her on her own day, don't you?

 No.103825

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>>103822
Gave her banana!

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 No.103833

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>>103826
Good enough.

 No.103857

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>>103822
One (1) lemon drop.

 No.103867

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>>101999
reimu manifesting herself as a nubian beauty.......

 No.103868

>>103826
The coin thread in a nutshell

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>>103867
Reimu is going to get sunburn and get skin cancer.... Is better to be pale and nice....

 No.103878

>>103867
cute stumpy loli footies with short round toes

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>>103825
bananamu

 No.104468

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How hard is it to get out of a date with the shrine maiden?

 No.104469

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>>104468
"Hey Reimu I brought you this Kourindou Tengu costume for you to wear!"

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