No.33822
no I don't
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No.33823
>>33821You can masterbate deez nuts lol lmao gottem
do we really need another thread for this topicMoved by followup No.33824
>>33823Maybe there should be a poll, if enough people vote against a new thread no one on kissu can ever masturbate again
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>>33824That's terror
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>>33821We have designated masturbbettrion threaddddds for this.
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>>33825Do you have a single fact to back that up?
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>>33823you can't expect everyone to hold it in until next summer
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>>33829when you hold it in for too long your nutbladder calcifies, thats why people get kidney stones
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>>33830>productive*reproductive
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>>33837Not with wanking.
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>>33836Out of all the touhous you could post you chose the succubus, curious...
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Going to masturbate right now...
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No.33847
>>33846it's necessary to point out that 精 it mentions there is also used in 妖精 (fairy)
i'll let you draw your own conclusions
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>>33846That's not jerking off, that's jerking in
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>>33836I masturbate to the Holy Mary
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>>33850why are you like this
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>>33850If I would be having a cute homo, I wouldn't lock them, because their masculinity doesn't scare me! Never understood the 'lock the feminine one' as some humiliation fetish. That's literally empowering them too much. The cocks shall be free!
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>>33853I got nothing to talk about.
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>>33853I don't think it's a bad thing per se (because it's funny), but, no that's not the point, the point is to think and understand what makes this popular for the people that otherwise keep postings seemingly normal enough at a whole. Why it seems popular? Why it ends up being so active? Do people feel kinda intimidated and discouraged from expression in other topics? Things like that
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>>33855its popular because people get horny talking about dick and balls
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>>33855>>33856Gay website
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>>33850That's gay as fuck.
This is a thread about having a crank, having a jerk off, what is this "Oh I'm not going to jerk off" bullshit, get out of here.
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>>33858what are some other euphemisms to describe cranking the hog
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I unironically like the word goοning
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No.33861
>>33851Gomen...
>>33852Oh... cute, i never thought about that. I've pretty much only thought about my own desires, and what makes me feel good. I haven't done the locking that often, but i like it, and i love denial. But i guess it makes sense that desire might not be the same on the other side.
>>33853I would've been fine without this thread again... but because some anon created it anyway, i just couldn't resist joining in.
>>33858Nah, it's clearly about masturbation in all it's forms, not necessarily about going all the way and jerking off. I mean, OP is literally talking about the
want to masturbate, not specifically doing it.
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Does platonic masturbation and astral sex exist?
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No.33863
>>33862If you're mentally different then yes, there are people who can get off just by thinking about it so I don't think those are far fetched.
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>>33850That's a new surprise box...
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>>33853I think this is the kissu equivalent of "I want to the chinese girl" thread, I can already see quite a bit of similarity, I assure you this thread will become a running gag, I can feel it
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>>33866>every dayThis thread is only one day old you party pooper
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>>33866What is your problem?
One thread isn't "displacing" anything, and if it bothers you or anyone else the "hide" option is always there.
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>>33866If only there was a key combination that would allow people not interested in this thread to ignore it and look at other threads that pertain to their interests.
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>one day old
As in it's a continuation of the previous one. You can put it on /jp/ or something... it gets enough replies
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No.33871
>>33862>astral sexIf astral projection is a thing, why wouldn't astral sex also be a thing?
>platonic masturbationWhat the hell is platonic masturbation?
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>>33870Wasn't the original masturbation thread moved from /jp/ to /sum/?
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>>33866Retarded mod action.
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>>33872>I'm trying to fight against the compartmentalization that people are doingWhy? If people want to have a discussion over a certain interest then I don't see why it should be stifled if it doesn't involve politics or soyjak cancer. Anyone who doesn't share the interest can ignore or hide the thread and go look at something else. I don't like the idea that a mod can decide to artificially kill a thread just because they personally don't like the subject. And the majority of the replies to this thread are people funposting compared to any replies seriously discussing masturbation habits (not that they aren't there, but the funpost replies visibly outweigh the hornypost replies).
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So hold on, having a thread about cranking it is verboten now?
The fuck kind of bullshit is this.
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No.33878
we should have a kissu wide masturbation protest to show our solidarity against this tyranny
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No.33881
sticky weensperm
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No.33882
What happened in this thread while i was away...
>>33880So... instead of a seasonal thread, we now have basically a masturbation blog?
>blog modeI never really got what that does in the actual blog thread... but so it just update at regular intervals instead of for every post? Will it also show up on the featured threads on the home page now?
>>33864Did it...
surprise you? Hehe...
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>>33866Not enough
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>>33866good, thanks
>>33883how do you know?
(and most importantly if that's true why is he not banned like the yurispammer?)Moved by followup No.33886
>>33878Mods = gods. Masturbation is a sin.
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>>33880Oh nevermind
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>>33886We don't follow the laws of Moses in this house.
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>>33889i did not mean to post that image whoops
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>>33889>have a way of writing postsOh that's not good. Even if you didn't mind it i know how much it can annoy some people and i don't want it to stand out so i'll try to write more properly instead.
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Moved to
>>>/secret/43573.
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