One time, I got pneumonia, excerbated by my asthma. When I was almost recovered, I gave my gym teachers a doctor's note and asked if I could sit out the mile run. He said no, and then when I turned to begin the run, he stopped me and said he was kidding.

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Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 08:34:21 No.3731

One time, I got pneumonia, excerbated by my asthma. When I was almost recovered, I gave my gym teachers a doctor's note and asked if I could sit out the mile run. He said no, and then when I turned to begin the run, he stopped me and said he was kidding.

Another time, I was in a hospital bed and asked the nurse for more water. She told me she would not and I had to swish around the ice in the cup and drink what melted. Then she said she was kidding and refilled my cup.

I think they definitely could have been serious about abusing their authority, with no repercussions. I guess this type of joke is for optimists.

Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 09:26:03 No.3732

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I see. That's good to know.

Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 13:32:53 No.3733

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I think this actually might just be one of those 'tism tests and you failed both.

Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 14:14:30 No.3734

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Anon can't tell when people are making a joke. I'll have to keep that in mind when posting here from now on.

Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 15:10:46 No.3735

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>>3734
You better be not joking, because I can't tell.

Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 16:21:19 No.3736

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I think it's safe to assume that it's a joke when the answer sounds absurd. (Also maybe the nurse was flirting with you ;) t. 'tism)

Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 16:43:51 No.3737

I want a cute nurse to playfully bully me.

Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 18:22:19 No.3738

>>3736
Protip with female service workers: They're literally never flirting. Just smile and be happy they're being friendly.

Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 18:23:37 No.3739

>>3731
>asked if I could sit out the mile run
why didn't you just say that you're not doing it?

Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 19:58:05 No.3740

>>3736
The nurse is never into you even as she's tickling your prostate with an enema while seeing a formidable boner form over your bed-bound hips, unless you're unlucky enough.

Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 20:07:36 No.3741

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>>3736
>>3740
I'm forgetting that norms flirt as a form of a casual social interaction that need not to imply a desire to progress a relationship, however. Such are the vapid laws of the socially complacent.

Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 16:05:55 No.3742

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>>3731
If you are not confident enough with your obvious questions, people come up with absurd answers just to see how you react, or how far they can push. Happened with me.

Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 16:39:33 No.3743

Hahaha, autistic retard can't read tonal queues.

Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 16:47:01 No.3744

Autistic retards are superior because they don't need tonal queue pseudobonding subpar bants to deal with anxiety (coming with any social interaction, it's just that it's either conscious or unconscious) that norms and their sympathizers get pressured by.

Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 16:50:49 No.3745

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>>3743
>queues
pot vs kettle

Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 17:20:39 No.3746

>>3744
Someone translate this from poindexter to English

Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 18:00:59 No.3747

>>3746
He's proud of being retarded

Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 21:57:00 No.3748

>>3739
Because I thought it would be funny if I collapsed mid-run and died choking on my phlegm

Anonymous 06/02/25 (Mon) 22:33:18 No.3749

Anonymous 06/03/25 (Tue) 15:27:23 No.3750

>>3748
I would have laughed.

/spg/ - Spring

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