No.39363
>Did you ever hear the tragedy of Ol' Poop Face the Foolish? I thought not. It's not the sort of story a pioneer would tell you. It's an Oregon Trail legend. Ol Poop Face was a pioneer so foolish and so stupid that he tried to travel the Oregon Trail with nothing but a wagon full of bullets and grandfather clocks. He tried to ford every single river until his entire family drowned, and tried to treat every illness by chugging laudanum. He was so foolish that the only thing he was afraid of was dying of dysentery. Which, eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately he caught it around the time he reached Fort Hall, and he died a slow, humiliating, miserable death of puking and crapping himself. Frankly it's amazing he even made it that far.
No.39365
>>39363he was a good friend