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idea for a new social media website
only lowercase alphabetical characters are allowed (no spaces, no punctuation)
post is appended to the end of a running ticker
there is a timer between posts that increases and decreases based on your post frequency

this ticker just ticked me

https://itsmodernnews.neocities.org/
this is a parody of modern news websites

what if im not ai
what if everyone else is ai

job to redraw ai-generated picture so it doesn't look ai-generated

i used to wonder why everyone hated marx so much and now i realize why
it was never about ideology
he literally predicted the matrix
he predicted all of this shite,

but the destination?
marx read hegel when he was young
hegel touched on the occult idea that history was 'spirit' remembering itself
so how did we end up here
we have some innate sense of direction even in a material sense but this world is totally upside down

however this is a totally separate 'force'
its not 'spirit'

yellow is the color of madness
the nostalgia for the past won't go away

well with its inhuman eyes
its much prettier than any girl i've ever seen

what if im ai's attempt to understand humor

what if im part of hivemind but i like to choke myself off

brainrot social media where posts are limited to 67 characters max and you can have ai create videos to post alongside your post

my worst idea yet
probability shadowbanning
if you have degree 4 shadowbanning, there is a 40% chance a post you make will be hidden