I tried proposing to Anonymous but he sadly said no.

I am the most sex.

I mean no offense but feel free to neck yourself

I'm not falling for this honeypot so I am a straight white male into hags or lolis depending on the whims of moderation.

Where is I'm a 2D mahou shoujo trapped in a 3D body that only wants to hold hands with other mahou shoujos?

Sexually I'm only attracted to females, platonically I'm mostly attracted to males because I find they're way more likely to feel like "actual individuals" to me. I don't know how to describe that better.
I don't see any real value in sexuality myself, I do not at all like the thought of relationships being built on sexual preference over simple companionship and I also don't understand the need to constantly project your sexual orientation outwards at all times, align yourself with a specific group or value being perceived as either feminine or masculine.
I like platformer video games too, but I don't feel like I have to tell everyone or that a potential significant other needs to share this hobby, I just like people being friendly and inviting. I do understand that sexuality plays a big role for if one really wants to procreate, though.

If you're not gachimuchi gay like the Greeks of old then you're not a man.

sorry, im only gay for the bit

Selected Straight (traps are fine too) first, then realized OP was talking bout IRL. Since I can't un-select I went with Straight. There should be a 2D-sexual option, bad poll.

Straight, and would a humanoid robot that's otoko no ko or futa

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It's the average healthy male option.