I don't even like to use public bathrooms

4 times total I believe. All while in high school.

>>7522
spill your guts
what happened?

>>7523
To make a short story short, I'm lactose intolerant but really like milk.

I shit myself at a daycare playground once and hid for like 2 hours or so until my mom came to pick me up, all the while leaking shit and leaving a trail when I had to switch places to avoid kids. I tried to play it cool when I joined my mom while she was still talking to the caretaker and they were both nice enough to pretend like I wasn't smelling like a bucket of diarrhea standing there with my obviously baggy stained shit pants and dropping leftover nuggets. I think I was like 6.

One day, at age 11 or so, I just came home from school with a really bad tummy ache, ran to the bathroom while undressing on the way and shat out a giant poo puree just inches from the toilet, it looked like something you'd see in some hyper fetish art and smelled so bad that it almost made me puke multiple times. I cleaned myself up and left the poo poo there for my mom to clean after she got home because I was too disgusted by it. Before that, a classmate of mine came over for whatever reason and I thought it to be a good idea to be like "By the way, haha, you have to see this, this is hilarious" and showed him the bathroom while crying laughing. I don't really remember his reaction anymore, he definitely pinched his nose and I think he was shocked in the moment. We never talked about this again until like 2 years later when he told our whole class and I must've developed a bit of shame in the meantime because I remember getting red in the face and pretending like he was lying. My mom wasn't very happy, even though I introduced her to the situation in a similarly excited manner.

>>7524
fellow milker, I'm pretty sure that there are supplements you can take to improve your digestion of lactose

I had some stomach issues as a kid, but thankfully I was always able to make it to a toilet in time or fertilized some wilderness.
It's probably because it influenced my behavior that it never happened, since I'd avoid going out if I felt my stomach was acting weird.
Fun times.

>>7526
Tried them, I guess I'm simply too intolerant because they only had limited effectiveness...
I've read that if you force yourself to consume heinous amounts of dairy products for a month or two it can cure itself naturally, but I'm not sure how true that is and I also don't want to suffer for 2 months straight.

>>7528
well how much do you drink now?

>>7529
I've learned my lesson and make do with oat milk these days...

>>7530
milkerbros... we lost a good one.....

I make sure to always brown myself on the rare occasions I am out in public.

>>7524
Have you tried human milk? Doesn't need to come from females.

I want to shit myself one time just to know what it feels like so I don't need to run to the bathroom and check whether or not I shit myself every time I have a nasty fart.

>>7524
Try whole milk, iirc lactose intolerance isn't supposed to get triggered from farms' whole milk. dyor first though because I had read this from obscure research rabbit hole plunge

>>7520
No
Also because of 4chan advice I've seen being popular from time to time, I plug my butt with toilet paper so no kinds of any accidents happen. I'm so confident around normalfags because it's not rare for them to have stinky butts and I just know I'm more hygienic about this
I had accidents when the dirty paper fell out of underwear but nobody ever tracked it down to me. Worth it

The one time I did it I was about 5 feet from making it to a public toilet. But no one saw and I only messed up my boxer shorts. I left them in the stall and had to go commando the rest of the day.

Oddly enough I think I got PTSD from it or something. Since every time I tripped on shrooms I'd get the feeling that I'd shit myself without realizing it. So I'd get into these loops where I wouldn't be sure and would have to stick my hand down my pants to check.

>>7535
>>7524
I thought I was intolerant for most of my life. Turned out I just had worms. For whatever reason the common round worms make it so you can't drink milk without shitting yourself. I guess they don't like cows. Since I started deworming I can eat all the ice cream and drink all the milk I want.

Which reminds me it's time to take ivermectin again.

>>7538
I feel like I've seen a lot of deworming posts on here recently in a relatively short time frame. What is your real agenda??

>>7539
>what's your real agenda?
Spreading the joy of being able to eat tubs of ice cream any time you want. I'm becoming a real fat ass. I'm to the point where I'm buying a half gallon every week and eating it out of the carton with a spoon like a middle aged cat lady.

>>7539
He's part of big milk.

>>7541
Seriously, I spread the anti-worm propaganda because I suffered so many years with sea-sawing between horrible painful liquid bile shits and horrible painful constipation. Some day I will tell my story of not going for 2 weeks then pushing out football which made my asshole twice its size followed by a river of liquid then the second half of the football. I thought I was going to die.

Since I've kicked out the free loaders my life has improved so much and I am regular. Big pharma is hiding big worm to sell big fiber.

>>7542
Yeah yeah, so how much are you selling the gallon for?

I want to be a part of Big Milk, too.

>>7544
those jugs are full of worms

>>7545
not true worms hate milk

I peed my pants once in primary school, but I've fortunately never shat myself.

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