No.5878
>>5877Is this a mofumofu ("smelly") image?
No.5888
>>5887Does Ran have a milk mustache there or something?
No.5945
>>5894With the new influx of people this becomes a very important topic.
It shall determine whether they live, or
DIE!
No.5956
>>5947That looks kind of, you know, like a...
No.5974
touch fluffy tail
No.5983
>>5982MY LEFT EAR HAS GONE DEAF
No.5986
>>5982file size limit is pretty high too
>>5983il give you a volume warning for this one
No.5991
>>5986>file size limit is pretty high tooBut just not enough! GUH!
Also, funny we had the same idea. I was also going to send a headphone test video.
https://files.catbox.moe/zdo3g5.webm
No.6028
>>5974This is all I ask for in life. Is that such a crime??
>>5976Criminal.
No.6029
>>6019That's super cute, another to add to the folder.
>>6028It's vexing isn't it? Simultaneously a pocket dimension and too small to hold more than a few for a nap.
No.6032
>>5976Very cute & glad to see you here.
No.6179
Ran
No.6381
>>6378Stale smoke and the reek of cheap beer from a mile away. Really just
invades your senses. Indeed, she is a shab. (stinky haggard alcoholic bint)
No.6382
>>6380Onee-san*. I don't think she is
phsyically that much older than your average kissuer.
No.6383
>>5875Where's the option for "Yes, smelly"?
No.6392
>>6384I hear it smells like violets.
Natural Ran-shama fragrance.
No.6393
Imagine if these old Touhou women smoked cigarettes. Still reckon they smell nice?
No.6397
>>6393Probably not. Cigarettes have this acrid smell that genuinely makes me sick to my stomach. The smell also clings to everything, you can tell someone has been to a smoker's house as they come back with that stink on them overpowering anything but obnoxiously potent perfume. I'd hate to see how much effort it would be to scrub nicotine out of tails. In Ran's case you wouldn't even notice since since it blends with her yellow fur.
I like the aesthetic of a kiseru smoking kitsune, it's classic. The whisps of smoke add so much to the atmosphere. Just hoping they can do something about the smell.
No.6400
>>6399Ran is not impressed by your choice of sidepieces.
No.6414
>>6407Do you think Ran would really be okay with husband-kun taking on that smelly mob boss as a side chick?
No.6416
>>6415This.
Your mind, body, and soul have been trained to a point that other women may as well look like Go and Shogi pieces to you, and before such thorough indoctrination she captured your heart like a Spell Card. Ran knows there is zero threat of other women seducing her husband away from her. Even vulgar Youkai understand that 'finding out' is a guaranteed undesirable outcome to 'fucking around' with the Yakumo's boytoy.
The perceived value is too great, everyone wants what the Yakumos have. God forbid she turns around for one second and some Tengu hussy absconds with you. It's a necessary measure to mark her property when Gensokyo is full of so many eligible and expired bachelorettes.
No.6418
I would simply choose to keep my free will.
No.6429
>>6397>>6399Yeah, these are correct. Cigarettes are just the worst. Any other sort of tobacco at least doesn't really smell bad, and plenty can smell great, but cigarettes may as well be the magically extracted essence of landfills and toxic waste.
Mamizou might be Mamizou, but even she doesn't deserve to be insulted by saying she smokes cigarettes.
No.6431
>>6392I always imagined some kind of warm vanilla-esque scent honestly. If there's any smell I want invading my senses, it'd be creamy caramel fox.
Her natural foxoplasmosis would also be nice though.
>6425GIWTWM...holy shit, I
need...
>>6430Can confirm that some variants of natural pipe tobacco can smell quite floral, though the smell is a bit of a comfort for me anyways so make of it as you will.
No.6432
>>6425So goddamn mofubrained I even messed up the reply.
I'm hopeless...
No.7044
this thread smells like wet dog
No.7045
>>7044You'll smell like wet dog if you keep up this talk.
No.7406
>>6430The reason cigarettes smell so bad is because they're burning paper along with the tobacco, so it smells more garbagey and acidic. It also has to do with the tobacco itself being lower quality, like how bagged tea is made from floor sweepings instea of whole leaf.
With pipe tobacco it depends. Usually it smells pretty bad and ashy right after smoking, but after a few minutes that dissipates and the lingering scent you're left with is whatever the tasting note is, ie sweet and chocolatey from virginia, strong smokiness from dark-fired, vanilla and molasses from cavendish, etc. The floral scent
>>6431 mentions is probably latakia, which I think tastes like grandma's hand soap. Anyway, that lingering scent gets caught in clothes and hair, so you can bet Ran's tails would carry it. The kizami tobacco I looked up was made from virginia leaf, so it would be a pretty sweet and pleasant smell, especially mixed with her natural scent.
While on the topic I might as well mention cigars. They're great to smoke but you're gonna smell like a grandpa all day afterwards.
No.7414
>>7406Quality wouldn't be a question for Ran and Gensokyo by extension. I could imagine there wouldn't be a shortage of it given how popular it was. Among the Humans you could see farmers hanging up the leaves to dry in the autumn sun, and you're likely find homegrown varieties from Youkai too if you knew where to ask. I'd give it a try myself, but it's one hell of an expensive hobby and God only knows what you're inhaling with all the chemicals farmers spray on everything.
Even with the imagery you painted, I don't see Ran being a very big smoker in the present with all she does to keep herself occupied. Definitely can see her in doing it a lot more her past.
>like how bagged tea is made from floor sweepings instea of whole leafWith how all the teas I've tried turned out I'd believe it. It's all nice smelling hot water with an aftertaste.
No.7415
>>7406>>7414Do you think Ran would smoke Opium?
No.7514
>>7512Ask her if she has a healthy alternative
No.7516
>>7512Ran
would wear the skimpy cow bikini, she's just concerned you never asked her to do it herself!
No.7518
>>7515I think this would make it worse. It turns from fantasizing about her to fantasizing about someone else pretending to be her.
Damned if you do, damned if you dont.
>>7516She would, but are YOU gonna pull the trigger on asking her to cow cosplay?
No.7779
>>7762Heh that comic is pretty cute
No.7780
>>7777First of all, congratulations on some wonderful numbers.
Secondly, why snail?
No.7781
>>7780Man I just wanted to shitpost but the number get warrants explaining myself
Chen she's a uh, snail
No.7783
>>7781Ohhh now I see it! Cute!
Sanae is a slug and Chen is a snail!
No.7813
>>7812That's quite some elaborate hoops to jump through, but neat!
No.8262
>>8260This is why I eat steak exclusively.