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 No.95497

Why on earth has most of humanity adopted one of the most inefficient systems for one of their most important everyday activities and everyone is fine with it?

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/12870773/

It's literally a proven scientific fact that people poop better when squatting and yet EVERY TOILET seems to be made with the intention of sitting and to make matters worse it's a pain and potentially dangerous to squat on them even if you wanted to adjust your defecation position. At least in Asia they used to have more natural toiletries that were built for the natural poop loosing form, but now many residences and new constructions are outfitted with this demonic shart straining device. Is there any hope for humanity to reverse course and make devices that better adjust to a healthy crap satisfaction lifestyle?

 No.95498

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Sounds like you want the SQUATTY POTTY

 No.95499

>>95498
This is essential Kissu tech.

 No.95501

>>95499
Need water beam

 No.95502

>>95497
Toilets should not have you worry about being precise and getting covered in any splashes.

 No.95515

I have no idea, but i suspect a lack of knowledge and the fact that chairs probably already existed when outhouses and such first started getting used, so it was probably easy to just copy that design for a place to sit down and poop. And nowadays it's too much "work" to change an already established and iconic design.
>>95498
Yeah, this is the way to solve it.
Incidentally, wearing boots with tall platforms can also help getting you in a more squatting position while on the toilet.

 No.95516

>>95515
>wearing boots with tall platforms
you little queer

 No.95530

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I blame the Romans.

 No.95534

>>95530
It's always the damn Romans.

 No.95554

Try getting a knee injury and see how the squat toilet works out for you

 No.95555

>>95554
I was a street shitter like you until I took an arrow to the knee

 No.95557

>>95530
well i imagine if shitting together is a social occasion you might value the comfort and dignity of a seated position.

 No.95558

I have always squatted

 No.95564

>>95530
/jp/ meetup??

 No.95566

>>95530
>I can't take a shit with Kissu anons and casually talk about cute anime gorls
Need a board where you can only exclusively post in if you're taking a shit

 No.95567

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>>95566
Who are you quoting, pooper?

 No.95568

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>>95567
My thoughts and prayers, please allow me to rephrase it better
¥I can't take a shit with Kissu anons and casually talk about cute anime gorls
Need a board where you can only exclusively post in if you're taking a shit

 No.95574

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>>95567
Who are you saging, shitter?

 No.95576

Are you a shitter or a pisser?

 No.95578

>>95576
Don't everybody do both? Sometimes even at the same time...
Though if you mean what someone prefer, i enjoy the feeling of when you finally let go and just let the yellow liquid flow...

 No.95580

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Oh I don't do that... sounds like a you guys problem...

 No.95584

>>95574
dumb shitard
>>95576
pisser, easy
all my friends love pissssssssss

 No.95589

this is going in my shift+click collection

 No.95591

>>95589
shit+click.............




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