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 No.93231

I keep seeing people talk about this “sex” thing but I have no idea what they mean!!!

 No.93234

It's an evil sacrilegious ritual created by a satan that destroys the mana vessels inside your body that usually start activating at the age of 30. If you think you might get exposed to it, run. Run and don't stop running until you feel safe.

 No.93235

>>93231
>sex
It's an immortal, perfect, Platonic idea that works as a metaphysical universal. It makes you either a boy or a girl.

 No.93236

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.93237

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Lol, it's just some old joke people keep trying to force into relevance. Don't worry about it.

 No.93238

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 No.93239

All the answers to that can be found in the Bible. Bible Black, of course

 No.93240

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>>93231
That information is for grown-ups.
You won't need it.

 No.93241

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>>93240
...Well, neither will I!

 No.93242

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>>93240
I know all about sex haha, of course I know it, I'm not a child anymore haha

 No.93243

>>93239
Ah! Surprise box!

 No.93246

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You should ask your parents about things like these.

 No.93248

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>>93246
we dont havbe hypothalamuses in my c ountry

 No.93249

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Sex? Haha yeah I know alot about it. It's uh… when you um, you know…

 No.93368

Is it tasty? Can you eat it?

 No.93390

>>93368
Anything inedible can be made edible if you try hard enough. Still waiting for that sun to cool

 No.93391

mmm, delicious plasma sourced straight from the sun

 No.93400

>>93391
Indeed, it's so nutritious and important for the body. That's how your blood gets plasma, right?

 No.93401

>>93400
I just go to the store and buy plasma, dummy

 No.93408

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>>93231
sex? oh that thing... yeah i know all about it... its when... you know, when people... i mean haha... if you know, you know...

 No.93414

>>93408
still alive

 No.93418

>>93414
The cake is a lie.

 No.93419

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>>93231
Sex is dead. Sex remains dead. And we have killed it. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it?

 No.93478

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>>93400
¥ eating sun
>That's how your blood gets plasma, right?
Yes, you're right! Aren't you very smart?
No need to trouble yourself any further with this.




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