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 No.93183

I'm here for the j*b interview.

 No.93184

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This is a very important position you’ve applied to. What are your credentials?

 No.93185

where do you see yourself in 5 years?

 No.93186

Where do you see yourself 5 years ago?

 No.93187

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>>93185
Please see attachment.

 No.93188

I didn't choose the NEET life
The NEET life chose me

 No.93189

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>>93184
I can cook, clean and turn things into leaves!

>>93185
>>93186
Could you repeat the question?

 No.93190

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>>93185
Hopefully in Gensokyo

 No.93191

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>>93184
I can read upside down.

 No.93195

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>>93183
I had a job interview once and it went roughly like this.
>>93185
>>93186
Unemployed. Next question.

 No.93216

>>93183
Good joke, they don't do interviews anymore, they just discard resumes.

 No.93220

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キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.93222

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>>93189
>turn things into leaves
I'd hire you, Ninja, but I only have leaves to pay with...

 No.93224

>>93216
This hasn't been my experience. They still do the interview for shits and giggles but discard it retroactively based on your (my) shit resume.

 No.93230

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>>93224
Ouch but true, I've had that happen too once.
They told me to come, then asked about why my credentials sucked and then said I was too mentally ill to go there. It wasn't a job interview, just a high school I wanted to go to, but damn, that hurt.
Another time when I applied for a job, they wrote back that I wasn't even shortlisted... But hey, at least they wrote back...
Never let it slip if you're sick or weak in any way before you're hired. Only reveal it if repercussions of not revealing it are worse than doing so.
When they ask about your weaknesses it's a trick question, I just go for what's not relevant to the job (can't lift heavy on a job that requires no lifting).
When they ask about gaps, always claim you were travelling or sth, they can't prove that you weren't on a world tour.

 No.93290

I have nothing to put on a resume but 2 days of doordash and a month of charity volunteer work where i fell and broke a vertebrae

 No.93307

I feel bad about it when I'm running a job interview and the guy bombs out during the live coding part. Sorry to anxious kissu friends who've had to suffer this...

 No.93337

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>neets will never know this feel

 No.93345

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>>93337
I do. Quit shortly after and became a certified full-time NEET.

 No.93351

>>93183
I actually applied for a job recently and had an interview yesterday.
4chan being down may actually force me to quit NEETdom

 No.93352

>>93351
Good luck anon!!!

 No.93353

>>93230
I've definitely realized that you should always think of ANYTHING about yourself that might ne construed as a weakness and NEVER mention it.
EVER

 No.93388

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>>93337
After being NEET for almost 10 years I ran out of money and had to get a job. With the shittiest resume in the world I got a salaried work from home job at the start of the pandemic in 2 tries and I still have it. Life has barely changed, but I do know that feeling. Also who are you quoting?

 No.93399

>>93388
Wow, what kind of job is it?




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