I recently attended a /jp/ meetup thinking it'd be nice to meet people from this board and become friends. It was awful. I seriously recommend everyone avoid them at all costs.

I wanted to not look like I was homeless or stick out too much so I went in my suit, which was my first mistake because when I got there everyone was cosplaying their favorite girls. So I just looked like I walked in from the office into the wrong building and I wanted to cry because I felt so embarrassed. To make matters worse all their outfits were super skimpy and that wouldn't have been so bad if they weren't all packing massive bulges. I couldn't leave since I'd hidden myself in the corner trying to wait out the event. Then suddenly the lights turned colorful and everyone started to compare sizes which was super gross and really shocking because of how large each of them were, I couldn't take my eyes away. This is where I regret my coming most because standing out and not participating made me their prime target and I was stripped of all my belongings only to be exposed and laughed at for being the smallest in the group before they all took turns having their way with me and heading out.

The party hall was a mess and of course I had to clean it all up. It was the worst experience of my life and I'm never doing this again.