>>7809
>inb4 >suddenly
more like in your butthole suddenly my penis went suddenly (piston piston piston) *spurt spurt* i impregnated your butthole bitxh have my butt baby *chuu chuu* your my wife now the boy mom of my butt baby lets get married "£ now pronounce you man and butt wife" and we'll live happily ever after in a house on a hill *knock knock* "open up!!!" *sigh* i sigh in bed next to you "the draft officers..." they came for vietnam 2 for out buttbaby who is now 16 years old "dont worry... i protect whats mine" i grab your ass *gets out of bed* i walk down the stairs of our condo past butt babies room "..[link-ommited], butty." i open the door and shoot the draft officer with a shotgun *10 years pass* vietnam 3 has begun *heliophelius bombs detonate miles away* I hide in a ditch to avoid the sun dust "your not one of them gooks..." a man is hidden in the shadows, i recognize him "..[link-ommited]?" "butty... havent hear that name in 10 years since the draft officers killed and raped my butt boy mom..." "no... anon..." i turn to leave "where are you going?" (butty did not question me calling him butty as he figured it was a natural thing to call a man with a butt like face (no one else called him that out of respect for assisting in the raping and killing of his butt boy mom anonymous)) "im going to see the sun..." i step outside and inhale a fatal amount of sun dust "im going to see... anon..."

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