*shits on the food* give reimu godiva chocolate, shiddy human slave! and ead reimus poo poo

wipe princess reimu's anyaru!!! shiddy no good parent cand even take care of beautiful princess reimu's gentle body. why you ead reimu poo poo by yuuself?? id must be because you know you are too scum to be able to ead poo poo when you are near angel reimu, with silky hair that can make the moon die a thousand times in shame. also where are sweet sweet godiva chocolate with pistachio filling?? lazy scum shiddy human parent

NO i dont want napkin i want mister treasure to play with and I want poo poo slave parent to clean my precious anyaru and I want mister godiva chocolate in thirty-ten different flavors, even though even that is not enough for the great and graceful reimu whose voice can make angels strip themselves bare and whip themselves raw in despair
maybe shiddy deaf human cannot hear me because human are so stupid?

stupid human doesnt know about secret hole outside where clever and genius reimu can escape. reimu will run outside to yukkuri park where everyone can appreciate beautiful reimu luscious locks and angelic voice and give me all the lindt chocolate truffle with hazelnut filling in the world
*runs outside and trips on the edge of a sidewalk and dies*