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 No.41101

How much trolling have you done in your life and how are you making up for it to not get sent to hell when you die

 No.41102

>>41101
>How much trolling have you done in your life
Not nearly enough (`ω′)

 No.41114

>>41101
I'm not going to hell

 No.41119

i NEVER troll i only accelerate the dialectic through various means

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 No.41122

>>41101
I tell people to kill themselves when they k.u.s.o post.
I'm a paragon of justice.

 No.41126

>>41121
i still have no clue why there's a random jab at jason of all people but whatever the reason it'll never get old

 No.41150

>>41121
has anyone actually read hegel to confirm this

 No.41174

>>41121
¥ unfunny screamy meme guy
woe upon you

 No.41338

>>41150
i imagine the dialectic is the oldest buzzword out there to get people to believe you because it makes no sense

 No.41357

「極めて威厳のある純光」 "Exceedingly Majestic Pure Light"

 No.41402

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i got most of the trolling out of my system when i was a young kid. the people i trolled deserved it so i did nothing wrong. i accept my fate and hope to meet lots of cute girls in hell

 No.41406

In theory, you could ask AI to make your post sound like it was written by AI before you post, to further anonymize yourself. That would make reading your posts annoying as heck, to the point where you might need an AI to shorten it for you...

 No.41423

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>>41406
>In theory, you could ask AI to make your post sound like it was written by AI before you post, to further anonymize yourself.
My suggestion to make AI deanonymization harder would be to, at scale, make histories of troll posts in the voices of various public figures to build plausible deniability against future deanonymization attempts. Best time to start doing it is 20 years ago, second best time is today.

 No.41461

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I desperately want to troll but I don't want to make anyone feel bad. Last week I threw away the chance to tell someone they sound like the jelly belly pet rat gummi candy guy and I'm still thinking about it.

 No.41467

>>41461
I have this same issue with a lot of things. It spiraled for some time and I had that mental illness I forgot the name of where I would scam people in MMOs, then feel extremely bad, then return their items / money to get that chemical boost from playing the good guy and I eventually started doing this on purpose. I got better and nowadays just restrain myself from scamming, trolling or joking if I think it might genuinely hurt another.

 No.41486

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>>41467
If the memories aren't too tainted, do you have any good stories?
I have never played MMOs (except club penguin) so they exist in my mind as a sort of isekai fantasy and I like to see stories about scammers, hackers and real money traders and think about how fun it would be even though really I'd feel way too bad about scamming as well. I often relate most to the mean/bully character in shows too even though I was never like that.

 No.41490

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>>41486
Sure, I appreciate the interest! Since you aren't too acquainted with the genre, I should mention that I'm fairly sure the one I play, an old version of Aion, isn't all that popular among those heavily invested roleplayers one might think of when it comes to the stereotypical MMO populace. I personally only play the game because I genuinely enjoy the combat mechanics and PvP, and for the more PvE-oriented people I've always felt like the game just serves as a regularly fun multiplayer experience rather than something most players feel the need to immerse themselves in.

I can't say if this is a thing with MMOs in general or if it's just this one game I play, but the community / communities and behavior just completely mirror real life. There's the obvious like people trying to sell items for more than what they're worth, something you'd see on Craigslist, but there's also this very prominent jocks vs. nerds high school dynamic. PvErs, despite being called that, commonly aren't very good players and are the quiet, innocent type that often gets looked down upon, whereas PvPers are commonly very capable at the minimum and also the biggest assholes around. PvErs will not care about potentially being "cringe", creating guilds with names like "Eyes of the Falcon" or whatever, but PvPers are obsessed with status, often designing their characters after Korean meta designs to look like they're worth something, only joining legions with stylized names (for example "e X c i t e") and using character names like "Fqqqx" because it's considered "cool". The IRL equivalent would be popular kids wearing tons of cologne and expensive brand clothing. Most of these guys on old private servers are in their mid-20s at the minimum, probably in their 30s and still, nothing changed in all these years.
Funnily enough, "anime names" like "Miku", "Ayu" and whatnot are more prominent on the PvP side, but those people still wear flat visor caps in their streams, listen to degenerate rap and put on the European hood personality, though this aspect I'm 100% confident isn't a general MMO thing but specific to this particular game.

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 No.41491

>>41486
Either way, a story: In the case of this game, players can choose between 1 of 2 factions, both of which can attack each other and will share the majority of end-game maps. Quest objectives are similar for both sides, so you will inevitably run into PvP when going about quests and grinding. There are also world bosses, boss monsters that only spawn every 24h hours or so and which you'd typically recruit everyone available for because of the large HP pool, strong attacks and valuable loot. In older Aion, you can actually duo most of these bosses or at least do them with a small group of friends, the risk being that it would only take 1 or 2 people from the enemy faction to kill everyone during the fight, since these bosses are designed for 12, 24 or more people and take some time.
I was doing some things with a group of experienced players, basically the jocks of the server, and we noticed one of those world bosses being up on a time-limited map that only had an hour or so left. We tried to kill it in our group of 6, but near the end got interrupted and killed by a handful of enemy players. The leader got extremely angry and decided to just publicly recruit a bunch of random players so to still kill the boss in time, the plan having been to just exploit the randoms for their damage and running off with the loot for ourselves - this is possible because loot gets rolled for, but the leader of such groups may also put the setting to "leader only" and distribute items manually afterwards, which isn't an uncommon thing to do as it ensures random people can't just roll on multiple items.
However, to make this even worse: One guy from our group had a secondary account on the other side and wanted to farm free kill points on it by having us tell him the best time to strike (when everyone is low HP), at which point he killed a bunch of people, specifically targeting everyone but our internal group and it's still funny to me over a decade later how extremely obvious the foul play was. Us in the know moved to the side mere seconds before the attack and some acted cartoonishly surprised afterwards when the enemy's name was almost IDENTICAL (think Anonimous instead of Anonymous) to the one guy in our midst who logged out 5 minutes earlier and came back right after the incident. That's what made the guys such assholes, the group betrayal had no motivation other than "It would be funny" and they deliberately overacted with posts such as "Wow, what a douche!!! Some people!!!" and then screamed laughing like apes in the voice chat. In any case, we killed the boss, the leader ran off and we distributed everything among ourselves the next day.
Another funny thing, which was so cartoonish that I feel the need to specifically mention it's not made up: The voice chat we were in was on a public server and while we were laughing and giving incriminating statements ("Haha, did you see that guy whining about losing points when he died to Anon's attack? Anyway, how should we distribute the stuff?"), all of a sudden a new voice in the channel uttered this loud "Ahem!" to draw attention to himself, shutting everyone up 3 seconds before the whole room erupted into laughter when we realized it was a renown player with lots of connections who heard absolutely everything because no one noticed him joining with how loud everyone was. The sad thing is, said guy was the one who taught me to play my class around 2 years earlier and I still participated in this drama because it felt good to be part of a """respected""" group for once. The guy then proceeded to spam the public chat with the names of everyone involved, effectively blacklisting us from group recruitments.
A tiny bonus story: I did the same world boss as leader with a different group a few months later and right after looting, I'm talking not more than 10 seconds after the kill, I got disconnected because of an auto-ban I received for having accidentally used a Proxy server to access the ingame shop earlier that day. This was such an unrealistic coincidence that everyone thought I was scamming them again, but luckily I got unbanned the next few days and everyone got their deserved share.

Other situations that involved me misbehaving were more minor, like killstealing valuable monsters (only the person or group with >50% damage on a monster gets the loot) or deliberately not helping people with those so that they would die and the monster resets, enabling me to get it instead.
This has all been way over a decade ago and I changed my ways, now preferring to actually help less experienced players or even give them items to help them on their way. As I said, the game is split into innocent PvErs and extremely degenerate PvPers, and it hurts to see cute players just having fun get kuso on for perhaps not being the best at their respective class. I think I somehow developed some kind of "savior complex", always feeling the need to reach out to people when they got wronged, hoping they will stay with the game and not get bullied into cynicism.

Cheaters and (real money) traders I would say aren't as interesting as one might think - it's either a professional bot farm for goldselling, a small hobbyist bot setup for personal gain or account / item trading for real money when someone decides to quit or is so obsessed with the game they want to speed up progress by any means necessary. Cheating then is mostly PvPers (even naturally good people) either looking for that edge in combat (faster animations) or wanting to speed up progress by soloing dungeons for maximum profit or to literally just finish them quicker.

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 No.41497

>>41490
>>41491
Thank you! This doesn't sound too bad honestly, like you only pissed them off for an afternoon, not set them back in any serious way, I'd say the fun was worth it. I'm glad you're doing what's better for the soul now though. I'm familiar with those gamer jock types from other things, I could never tell whether they're naturally like that or if they're making up for growing up as misfits by making the status they achieved resemble the status they missed out on in meatspace. Some of them seem way too good to have had friends at school.

The appeal of trading stories to me is the thought of being able to live off your mastery over a virtual world, leaving the rules of irl behind, 6 monitor neetcave ramen noodle life where you don't have to see a human face ever again. I'm sure the modern reality is far lamer though and botting is fully saturated with dropshipping dorks or something. Also I like how it involves creative ways to duck the moderators, like how eve online players used to build in-game casinos to launder real money trading just like casinos in real life.

 No.41499

>>41490
>>41491
good story thanks
i like the picture you painted of the social world there its a funny and strange time capsule




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