No.7670
Does Kissu prefer to piss in the sink to avoid the unnecessary extra steps of pulling down your pants all the way and having to sit down?
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No.7672
sounds like your bathroom reeks of piss
No.7674
I did it once in my dreams
No.7675
>>7671My sink seems to have the perfect height, it's pretty much right below my ween so I don't have to stand on my tippy toes or deal with too much splashing and my balls get pushed back by the rim so that they can't interfere with my plans. I just stand there, stretch down my PJs and it's go time.
Pro tip for my fellow sinkpissers: Do flush the sink with like 3 cups of water afterwards (left, right, middle), you don't want to deal with the residue that builds up over time. Makes the process a little bit slower than just pulling a lever, but at least you don't have to change your stance.
No.7676
Guess you guys aren't shower pissers
No.7677
>>7676why WOULDN'T i be a showerpisser it's a completely different thing
No.7678
>>7670Nope, sitting down is already simple and relaxing enough, so no need trying to aim up all the way to reach into the sink.
That said, the shower is also very relaxing. Saves time too.
>>7676>>7677Oh, i am too... at least sometimes.
No.7679
>>7672It doesn't, flushing the sink with 3 full cups gets rid of any potential residue and clears the pipe either fully or enough for the rest not to smell with how heavily diluted it is.
>>7673Very smart! I used to use my empty plastic bottles for this before I switched to just water. It's a godsent in the moment, but I was always too lazy to empty my bottles and then had to go through the torture of doing it weeks or months later when the smell got so bad that you had to get lucky not to have to puke during the operation. I also sometimes underestimated the amount in my bladder, used an already halfway-filled bottle and spilled like half a liter when the stream was too strong for me to interrupt.
No.7681
>>7676Shower pissing isn't the same as sink pissing.
No.7682
>>7681I've never sinkpissed in my own home but I do showerpiss.
No.7685
>>7670The real lazy man pees out of the window. I started that habit as a teenager when I still lived with my parents. We'd smoke pot in my room then we paranoid about my Dad smelling it if we opened the door. So we'd pee out of the bedroom window.
Of course he knew the entire time and I found out later he was a big pot head himself.
No.7686
When I lived with my parents I'd sneak out to the back yard and piss off of the stairs. Didn't want to wake them with the toilet flushing. But my mother complained about the dead grass in that spot and the lingering smell...
No.7688
>>7686Yeah I forgot about being terrified of getting caught because you flushed the toilet. In my Dad's first place this wasn't a problem because mine was on the other end of the trailer. But when we moved to a proper house the bathroom was right next to his bedroom and the toilet was against the wall right by where he slept.
I really didn't want to wake my father because he had trouble sleeping and had to get up at 4am everyday for years. He was a strict Dad to. He believed in using the belt and switches to enforce order. Waking him up was always a bad idea.
I remember this one time I thought he was asleep so I opened his bedroom door to use his bathroom because the other one was occupied. I got my ass beaten good for that one.
No.7689
>>7688>I remember this one time I thought he was asleep Meant to say I thought he was at work. He worked nights for 2 weeks then days for 2 weeks. Did that for years. So he was always tired and pissed off.
No.7690
what, are you german?
you can piss in the toilet while standing up
No.7697
Sit and pee. Less splashes and stains to clean.
Seriously, my sink can already get gross enough with the toothpaste leftovers, a hands soap that does not disolve well in water (bad purchase) and my own hair. No need to add gasoline to the fire.
No.7698
I just pee in a bucket next to my room's door, mom empties it out every morning. (she forgot one time and it overflowed, she screamed at me even though it was her fault.)
No.7701
>>7698Let me guess, your older sister also screams at you about it, and your younger sister has a pee bucket of her own.
No.7702
>>7699>jerry with this BS no neverhe's such a fucking liar
every man pees in the shower
No.7703
I pee in the shower but I feel bad about it when it ends up being a huge stream and not just a little bit.
No.7704
>poo fragments on the seat
What?
No.7705
>>7702I genuinely don't pee in the shower.
Eat my boogers though so you know I'm not a pathological liar.
No.7706
>>7705I would sooner pee in the shower than eat my boogers.
One day as a teenager I decided not to pee in the shower and so I didn't.
No.7707
>>7705let me correct myself then
every man who takes morning showers pees in the shower
I get outta bed and immediately get in the shower. why waste time pissing in the toilet when all these drains go to the same place?
No.7708
>>7706Maybe I am weird, but I left the shower to pee in the toilet as a kid as well.
I'm not even a clean freak. I just don't like the thought of people peeing where I shower so I don't pee in the shower. The toilet is for peeing. I didn't do it when I lived with my family and I don't do it now that I live alone either.
I wonder if there are international studies on peeing in shower culture, I am not sure if I am an outlier or maybe it's just a cultural trait that rubbed off on my shower habits.
No.7709
>>7708>The toilet is for peeing*points at the thread title*
Ehem..
No.7710
want to watch a cute girl piss in a sink sigh...
No.7711
want to become a cute girl's sink
No.7712
dumb wanters
No.7713
dumb pissers
No.7714
pissing on sagers
No.7715
fuuuuuckkkk... can someone please record themselves pissing in a sink so i can see what that looks like please please
No.7717
>>7716>I assume other institutions with similar accommodation setups are like this too.Makes sense. When i was in the military the barrack rooms had a sink, but no toilet so I'd also just piss there out of laziness.
No.7718
>>7716I lived in student accommodation with my own sink in the bedroom and a shared toilet, but it never occurred me to use the sink like that. I don't know if I missed out or lucked out.
No.7719
This is why we need eugenics.
No.7720
>>7716>The reason is because most college bedrooms have sinks in them, but no toiletI would become a bottle or a sink pisser in that scenario. What the fuck.
No.7721
>>7719I don't think toilet pissers are THAT bad.
No.7723
Anyone ever met a trash bag pisser? Watched a drunk friend get up in the middle of the night once and piss in a trash bag hanging from a door handle.
No.7729
>>7720>What the fuck.I don't think it's that odd. There were 2 bathrooms for 8 people when I was there. That was just a house one of the colleges owned for its graduate students, though. I think the person:bathroom ratio might be worse for undergrads living in-college.
No.7732
Showerpisser and bottlepisser (only in emergencies)
No.7733
>>7723I always thought those were a myth..
No.7772
I do worry about making life too comfortable for myself. If something bad happens, the discomfort from not having my luxuries would be worse.
No.7773
>>7772I deal with this by only changing my bedsheets once a year. It keeps most of my life bearable and allows me to stay presentable (since I never have guests over), but it desensitizes me in case I ever become homeless.
No.7775
What's cleaner? Pissing in the sink or sitting down to piss?
Sitting down to piss probably takes up more time because you might need to shit afterwards, whereas if you stood up you could just clench your cheeks.
No.7776
>>7775if you need to poop you should poop, whats the point of holding it in?
No.7778
>>7776I take a while and live with my folks, so I do it late at night so I don't have to rush myself.
No.7788
>>7775Experienced sinkpisser here.
I believe that depends on the individual's situation - how high their sink is mounted / how much control they have over the stream with their dick over the rim and how their sink is built / how forgiving the depth is in regards to splashing.
My sink is low enough for me to comfortably piss inside and it's a good size as well. I've also been sinkpissing long enough to know where to aim to minimize splashing. Even knowing I piss in it daily, I don't notice any weird smells (even when having left my apartment for a long while and coming back with an unbiased sense of smell) or piss stains anywhere inside or outside the sink (but don't forget the 3-cup-flushing afterwards, this is mandatory to avoid stains).
That said, I think toiletpissing is still a little cleaner, or at the very least it gives you more peace of mind. When sinkpissing, I also have to touch my dick to aim correctly and then my fingers smell of penis because I don't wash them after pissing. And while the smell is nice, it might not be the cleanest. Toiletpissing doesn't require you to touch your dick.
Also, I found that sinkpissing increases piss droplets in your pants - you need to let your dick hang down properly afterwards for a few seconds so it gets emptied as much as possible. Use two pieces of folded toilet paper to soak up the leftover piss coming out and throw it in the toilet (no need to flush, in fact, here is the genius: By the time you need to shit again, there's enough toilet paper in the bowl to reduce splashing and help keep your cheeks nice and dry).
Sinkpissing does help to avoid autoshitting if there isn't a lot of pressure.
No.7789
Wow /poll/ mansion reeks of piss...
No.7790
my brother recently sent my a video of a man who was pissing inside of a mailbox calling himself the "the bay harbor pisser" which lead me to see more videos of men pissing on things (more mailboxes, highschool lawn signs, a locker etc)
No.7792
>>7788>I also have to touch my dick to aim correctly and then my fingers smell of penis because I don't wash them after pissing.Yuck
No.7793
>>7792Sit down and keep bending the knee for Big Toilet, flushface.
No.7794
>>7793How about I introduce your face to my Big Toilet
No.7795
>>7794It would be extremely messy
No.7796
>>7795You're a big
pisser No.7797
>>7775I'm a big enough man to admit that I pee sitting down and have done it for long that I have since forgotten how to pee standing up.
Very rarely do I encounter a situation where I also have to poop.
No.7798
>>7797I only pee standing up while outside. Inside I always pee sitting down. It's comfy
No.7801
>>7800Professional military grade pisser, thank you for your service
No.7985
>>7984Thank you for the warning, this could easily have happened to me.
No.7986
>>7984weaponize that thing