Type 99 into a microwave oven. It microwaves for 99 seconds. Type 100 into a microwave oven. It only microwaves for 60 seconds.

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Anonymous 11/23/25 (Sun) 00:46:15 No.5575

Type 99 into a microwave oven. It microwaves for 99 seconds.
Type 100 into a microwave oven. It only microwaves for 60 seconds.

Anonymous 11/23/25 (Sun) 00:58:39 No.5576

It only microwaves the food for 60 seconds.

Anonymous 11/23/25 (Sun) 01:02:28 No.5577

That's why I'm on Linux.

Anonymous 11/23/25 (Sun) 10:39:05 No.5579

mind = blown

Anonymous 11/23/25 (Sun) 11:17:06 No.5580

my microwave hasa dial to turn not a keypad

Anonymous 11/23/25 (Sun) 11:20:48 No.5581

>>5580
This anon has a microwave telephone

Anonymous 11/23/25 (Sun) 11:23:20 No.5582

>>5580
>>5581
Can you install Linux on it?

Anonymous 11/25/25 (Tue) 01:30:54 No.5585

microwave that runs DOOM has you speedrun the levels or else it explodes (plugging out detonates the battery pack)

Anonymous 11/28/25 (Fri) 20:58:43 No.5604

Reminding myself to try typing 161 into my microwave.

Anonymous 11/28/25 (Fri) 23:22:51 No.5605

I have tried it and obtained results.
161 160 159 ... 101 100 59 58 ...

Anonymous 11/30/25 (Sun) 05:28:18 No.5621

>>5605
the numbners... what do they mean???

Anonymous 11/30/25 (Sun) 11:24:34 No.5622

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I'm not fucking with it. Mr Braun's cousin that loves microwave ovens instead of CRTs lives under my apartment and he scares me.

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