No.79565
i'm not gonna be able to feed oito pequenininhos with my basic wage and a stay-at-home huemonkess they better have druglord money or i'm gonna go to colombia instead
No.79566
So wait she wants eight kids?
Or does she already have eight kids?
No.79567
>>79566>子供は８人欲しいデス!!wants
and not from an orphanage
No.79568
>>79561NOOOO DONT SUCK MY DICK NOOO AHHHH GET AWAY FROM ME
No.79569
>>79567Damn that's going to a lot of Irish twins I'll tell ya what.
No.79571
>The downside is that when you want to meet her parents
why would anybody want that?
No.79576
>>79571uphold glorious nippon tradition
No.79595
Do people still make all those "come to brazil" posts on youtube? I remember that was a running joke for a while. Well, I think it was probably real at the beginning but then people just repeated it for fun.
No.79596
>>79592izza novel it seems, called 褐色娘のラティーナさんに俺の体が狙われている
vaguely translatable as mrs brownie latina is aiming for my body
https://www.shueisha.co.jp/books/items/contents.html?isbn=978-4-08-631564-7 No.79598
>>79596Latina is her name?
The only thing to do in this situation is strut.
(maybe video time will work this time)
No.79599
>>79598yes the title genuinely calls her latina-san no i have no idea if that's her actual name
No.79600
>>79575noooooooooooooooooo don't delete it deletard
No.79617
dark skin + yellow eyes is for trubrownie
No.79618
>>79614>absolutely NO tanlinesAre you blind? She has them in the shape of the word "sample", they even extend past her body
No.79919
>>79918Brown Miku, huh. Not bad. Although Miku has so many clones these days that it's hard to identify it as her.
No.79921
>>79614Seems like the LN came out and the illustration pages have leaked. She looks pretty good.
It looks really generic though. I don't understand how people read fanservice harem romcom trash when there's only a couple pictures to appreciate.
No.79924
>>79918>Aztecwell i just looked up huemiku and found meximiku so that should count
>>79921do not underestimate how popular trashy romance can be
it's such an industry that when i'm looking up english slang words there's a massive increase in the likelihood of its citations sourcing from amazon-published books of that very genre
No.79927
consider this
>Nora Roberts (born Eleanor Marie Robertson on October 10, 1950) is an American author of over 225 romance novels.
>Danielle Fernandes Dominique Schuelein-Steel (born August 14, 1947) is an American writer, best known for her romance novels. She is the bestselling living author and one of the best-selling fiction authors of all time, with over 800 million copies sold. As of 2021, she has written 190 books, including over 140 novels.
>Dame Mary Barbara Hamilton Cartland, DBE, DStJ (9 July 1901 – 21 May 2000) was an English writer, known as the Queen of Romance, who published both contemporary and historical romance novels, the latter set primarily during the Victorian or Edwardian period. [...] Her novels have been translated from English into numerous languages, making Cartland the fifth most translated author worldwide, excluding biblical works. Her prolific output totals some 723 novels.
No.79953
>>79927Which one of them wrote 50 shades
No.79954
>>79953that was mrs. snowqueens icedragon
No.79961
>>79927True.
Personally I get my romance fix from VNs and the rare anime or game that takes it seriously enough. I wonder if romance books aimed at me men exist. I don't think I'd be interested if they do, but I suppose they exist in LN form.
No.79963
>>79961You could try the self-published amazon works where its called "men's fantasy" or something like that.
>>79957Hellhound wife.................
No.79965
>>79963>self-published amazon works where its called "men's fantasy" or something like that.Most men's idea of fantasy romance would probably vary from mine. It's nice if it exists, though.
Stories defined by romance in a category seems like it probably wouldn't be that interesting, as romance feels shallow if it's specifically a romance story instead of something that happens in a fleshed out story and world.