How do I get my wife to stop being an itoddler? She's embarrassing me in front of my /g/ friends.

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Anonymous 04/18/24 (Thu) 03:41:24 No.74092

Anonymous 04/18/24 (Thu) 03:52:42 No.74093

cute Arisu

Anonymous 04/18/24 (Thu) 05:18:35 No.74095

You're going to have to help the EU push through legislation to get Apple to stop sabotaging android messages so that the status symbol of owning an iShit device slowly fades into obscurity

Anonymous 04/18/24 (Thu) 05:28:43 No.74098

send her daily mp4s of things she would definitely want to see and when she tells you she can't open it reply with a smug satania and repeat until she embraces freedom

Anonymous 04/18/24 (Thu) 05:39:33 No.74100

get her a windows tablet instead

Anonymous 04/18/24 (Thu) 05:46:33 No.74101

Many wife psychologists agree that working with your wife to set the rules together can help them feel a part of the process and more likely to comply with your requests for less time on the iPad.

For example, sit down and agree what time works best for their hour of gaming or scrolling and then put the rules on display at home for easy reference.

Anonymous 04/18/24 (Thu) 05:48:54 No.74102

make her feel the humiliation of having private data being shared on all devices by the icloud.

Anonymous 04/18/24 (Thu) 06:04:09 No.74104

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Your wife is using these devices because you're not satisfying her needs. You need to be more attentive towards her and make sure she's getting proper satisfaction daily.

Anonymous 04/18/24 (Thu) 06:49:54 No.74105

>>74098
WEBMs, you mean. Even an IoT toaster can play MP4s.

Anonymous 04/18/24 (Thu) 08:41:41 No.74107

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/g/ friends? Arisu, I think that guy is a bad influence...

Anonymous 04/18/24 (Thu) 17:42:02 No.74131

>>74104
But I bought her a $2000 gaming laptop and installed Arch Linux on it... What more does she want from me?

Anonymous 04/18/24 (Thu) 18:16:24 No.74133

>>74131
A gaming laptop with linux OS?
Do people really do that?

Anonymous 04/18/24 (Thu) 18:30:12 No.74137

>>74133
Basically what a Steam Deck is and those seem pretty popular.

Anonymous 04/18/24 (Thu) 19:30:34 No.74140

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Smash that ipad!

Anonymous 04/18/24 (Thu) 19:35:55 No.74141

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>>74131
>installed Arch Linux on it...
There's your problem, how's she supposed to appreciate Arch if she wasn't able to install it herself?

Anonymous 04/18/24 (Thu) 20:16:39 No.74142

>>74133
basically everything bar games featuring kernel level anticheat just work on linux nowadays

Anonymous 04/18/24 (Thu) 20:27:13 No.74143

>>74142
There are a lot of things in games that don't work well. Like games(or applications) that use system fonts such as Arial rather than build them directly into the executable.
Everything else is pretty system interchangable...

Anonymous 04/18/24 (Thu) 20:40:52 No.74144

>>74142
Still the equivalent of buying a mountain bike despite living in the flats.

Anonymous 04/19/24 (Fri) 00:31:00 No.74152

>>74142
Unless you mean "just works" like "it just works™", I've come to realize that that's not really the case. Switching from Linux gaming to dual booting Windows to game, the experience is worlds apart; if you just focus on gaming though, everything else feels like shit. Games run smoother, higher FPS for lower/same temperature, etc. Really noticeable when you have a potato for a PC. Maybe not much of a difference if you have relatively newer (gaming) hardware though.

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