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File:[SubsPlease] Kaii to Otom….webm (12.19 MB,1920x1080)

 No.73793

dat /qa/ dream

 No.73796

more like /jp/'s worst nightmare

 No.73798

File:[SubsPlease] Kaii to Otome….jpg (105.17 KB,1280x720)

Benefits of becoming a loli:
Sexier
Flatter chest
Better eyesight
More creativity
More energetic
Shorter
Weigh less
Higher fertility
People like you more

 No.73801

>>73798
Can't buy beer though

 No.73802

>>73801
If you've got an adult license proving yourself to be over age you're good still.

 No.73803

>>73802
Your biometrics on it won't match though. Height and weight being the most obvious.

 No.73804

>>73803
I was very close to 160cm when I was eleven years old, does that count?

 No.73805

>>73801
Alcohol is bad

 No.73806

>>73801
You don't need alcohol to be stupid in a good way.

 No.73813

>>73793
nice face

 No.73815

File:1398374794385.jpg (30.77 KB,276x250)

>>73798
>Flatter chest
>Better eyesight
How is that a good thing?

 No.73821

>>73793 >>73798 is thinking of the benefits of youth.
>>73796 is thinking of the horrors of not knowing whether a loli you meet is actually secretly an old woman.
>>73801 >>73803 has already given up.
>>73802 has also given up, but is optimistic that there is a new rock bottom below this one that may yet be worth hitting.

 No.73824

>>73815
They make it easier to see cocks.

 No.73825

>>73824
As if for that very purpose, boobs have a gap right in the center.

 No.73827

File:tegaki-1713024595555.png (15.69 KB,380x380)

>>73825
Not a gap you can see through.

 No.73831

File:[Erai-raws] Jii-san Baa-sa….jpg (125.65 KB,1280x720)

>>73796
The real nightmare is getting enyoungified and still being too much of a hag to compete with the kids trying to steal your man.

 No.73832

>>73831
She needs to eat a second apple and become a loli, it's the only way to keep her man.

 No.73833

>>73827
you have a future in erotic art for sure

 No.73842

>>73831
cutieromancing (emphasis cute)

 No.73849

>>73842
kimo (emphasis kimo)




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