No.104361
jab?
choking?
exorcise?
I don't get what you mean.
No.104362
>>104359NO I WONT
TAXATION IS THEFT FUCK YOU
No.104363
get the j*b to get the j*b at giving the j*bs to the j*bless
No.104367
>>104366It will be very funny to censor m*ids.
No.104368
>>104366Maids won't pay themselves. And no, you're not important nor charismatic enough for someone to work under you for free.
¥inb4 get a wifeew
No.104369
joob: making some fool work for you
woork: the fool's joob
emplayment: what is done to fools
choking: the economy
dishwishing: wishing someone else did your dishes
clerning: science is drawing blanks on this one
shower: not a grower
exorcise: the demons fools made you internalize
oftside: the play your frequent; inside
sinlight: that light-headed feeling when you indulge in a little well-earned hedonism
No.104370
>>104368>And no, you're not important nor charismatic enough for someone to work under you for free.They're called the government. All they need is a change in dress code.
No.104372
>>104371Robomaids for NEETs
Hamster wheels to power the robomaids
As long as the maid consumes less electricity cheering on the NEET than it takes the NEET to generate, it's a win/win.
No.104375
>>104371>don't exactly come with free electricityI think that's one of the lesser worries, you can always just hook her onto some abandoned line and charge her for free.
The big deal will be how are you supposed to replace parts and do anything beyond basic maintenance without money.
No.104376
I hate being retarded
No.104378
Jacking off in the w*rekplace restroom is free
No.104380
>>104372>>104375You guys are making me too self-conscious.
Fluff it, As soon as there's s*nlight, I'm going o*tside and getting a j*b at the empl*ment office. Then a sh*wer (still too poor to b*the) after w*rk.
No cle*ning, c**king or ex*rcising, though. I'm too busy now that I am a w*geslave.
No.104381
tired of blowj*bs at my sex w*rk! the empl*yment involves doing c*oking, dishw*shing, cle*ning movements to get off clients that never sh*wer or b*the. I get plenty of ex*rcise but I'm not allowed o*tside so I'm not getting s*nlight unless the windows are open
No.104382
f*ntanyl
No.104383
more fun than we're allowed to print
No.104387
>>104384i wanna be aa neet....
No.104388
how 2 afford fent as a neet
No.104389
how 2 afford rent as a neet
No.104390
how 2 afford tent as a neet
No.104391
pitching my fent
No.104392
I wanna live on a mountain and become one with the world
No.104393
Wish I was a functional neet/wagie instead of this stupid middle ground.
No.104394
boss called me probably to talk about bullshit while I was at my sisters birthday so I told him I was busy.
No.104395
>>104392yeah, you'll certainly become one with the dirt
No.104396
>>104392I have a friend who lives in a very mountainous region and he often sends me pictures of the scenery there, says he's tired of it. It's a bit disappointing how things eventually become so normal that its uniqueness is lost.
No.104397
>>104396i remember seeing the alps for the first time and being awed
but i suppose everything becomes mundane with time