Why does Yukari have Beato's voice...

Why's this old hag calling me onii-chan?

>>103240
She has a great mature_female voice.

i'm not a siscon, tardhag... get out and let me sleep

of course I'll be late, stop cackling and gap me in 20 minutes

I accept my fate

I'd go into her gap if you know what I mean

>>103246
I don't get it

and a ching chong to you too young lady!

I'd calmly try to explain to her that I don't understand what she's saying and that I like Okina better

>>103239
I wasn't so sure of things at first but then her voice dropped down by an octave or two and she stopped making it incestual and I was suddenly fully focused from there.

The hag already has a backdoor into my bedroom. It's called Windows. Why would she need to gap into it, when I'm likely to jump inside that gap?

>>103243
Yeah I don't really get what people are liking about this video so m

>>103251
Don't do it! Jump into Linux!

Play it cool, of course.

[x] Genuflect

¥ Yukari
¥ Morning
Pick one.

>>103257
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux,” and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.

Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

>>103285
"I use Linux as my operating system," I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually", he says with a grin, "Linux is just the kernel. You use GNU+Linux!' I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "I use Alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Linux, but it's not GNU+Linux."

The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" Coolly, I reply "If windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" I interrupt his response with "-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even you were correct, you wont be for long."

With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp. I've womansplained him to death.

>>103286
The most popular Linux distribution is moving to uutils compiled with LLVM.
I wish RMS could have died without having to see this.

>>103239
I would duct tape her mouth shut to never hear such piercingly annoying vocals ever again, then motorboat her til I spermed.