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 No.94324

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.94719

no way fag

 No.95116

cursed thread do not enter the maid will hurt you

 No.95118

>>95116
I saw that

 No.95119

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what will the maid due when i pull my rape alarm?

 No.95120

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 No.95122

>>95119
laugh, because she disabled it long ago

 No.95123

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>>95119
she'll run in an attempt to escape the police

 No.95125

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>>94719
No use trying to hide it, Anon. You obviously can't take care of yourself with your hand like that. And you never really hid it well in the first place...

 No.95127

>>95125
Like with all other tasks, if you don't mape the raids they'll be the ones who have to pick up the slack.

 No.95129

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Oh shit /jp/, you've left your raids unmaped for too long and now they're on the verge of a meltdown!

 No.95131

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The mapping of your raids is directly proportional with their mental stability. Don't let it fall for too long…

 No.95133

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>>95129
>>95131
Abusive
Raid: -If the rest of you don't start pulling your weight, I'll cut you free.

Ancestor:

 No.95141

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>>95129
Just hold out a few days until the replacement drives arrive, then I'll stick 'em in you.

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 No.95145

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>>94324
>>95125
>>95129
>>95131
I wish my housekeeping staff looked like this instead of a sketchy slum-dwelling guy who I have to watch my wallet around.
>>95142
Lol is she mad she actually has to do work instead of just having her master molest her all day? I would be mad, too.

 No.95149

if I had a maid I wouldn't make her do any work other than sex all day but the house would be filthy because nobody would be cleaning anything

 No.95151

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>>95149
That's not called a maid anon, that's called a mistress in a maid uniform.
I think you should at least let her do the housework between sessions. Sex all day would be really boring.

 No.95152

>>95145
>my housekeeping staff
Ojou-sama...

 No.95155

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>>95125
This guy is rich enough to have a maid AND a fresh set of paper posters that get soaked and destroyed in the bathroom regularly. THAT'S JUST FLAUNTING YOUR WEALTH!

 No.95156

>>95155
you can laminate those things...

 No.95157

>>95156
This plus why do you think they are expensive

 No.95159

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キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.95161

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>>95159
The tardosis is spreading.

 No.95163

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>>95151
How anyone could look that in the face and not immediately think of raping it for decades and decades and decades and decades is beyond me.

 No.95172

>>95151
I'd rather watch anime and play vidya with her between sessions and just move to another apartment after a year or two of trash has piled up and the faucets/drains have become too moldy to function

 No.95173

I love maids but im also a leftyfag so exploting indentured service gives me the ick. I can into hentai of maids, but mangos and VNs where the romance develops insuck asymmetrical relationships put me off.

 No.95174

>>95173
Maybe you're just a bottom.

 No.95190

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>>95172
Who's going to clean up when you leave then?

 No.95195

>>95173
Same. It's nice in theory, but the reality of letting a poor person get access to the wealth and power I've accrued through years of hard work just because she has a nice rack makes me angry. It really is best to only date those worthy of your station.

 No.95255

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>>95173
I'm a rightoid, but I share the sentiment for different reasons. It's a cool idea to have a maid, but why on God's green Earth would I pay money for someone to clean up my mess when I could just, you know, not be a pig and clean up after myself. If my home is too large that I can't take care of it myself, then I have more money than sense and someone should shoot me. I just want enough space for my needs and that's it. I aint no blueblood.

 No.95263

>>95255
>why on God's green Earth would I pay money for someone to clean up my mess when I could just, you know, not be a pig and clean up after myself
While I agree that this is the best solution when living by yourself, when living with others, especially with kids, having a housekeeper come by to clean everything up can be a serious time-saver. It's also an opportunity to pay someone less than minimum wage with no taxes.

 No.95265

Someone called this a rape thread, but I'm not seeing any rape

 No.95266

>>95265
Behind you.

 No.95267

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>>95265
They're waiting for you to go to bed.

 No.95268

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