So I was looking over this android that appeared by my doorside and she was acting all desperate, wanting to come in. I told her I needed a minute to inspect the sheet she gave me so I could see what she's running and you won't believe it the dumbass said, "Do whatever you want, I'm free if you just let me in". She told me she was free to use! The audacity she must've had to say that was astounding while I was right on the page of what OS she ran on and it was Windows fucking 11. I told her if she wanted to be free she could start by freeing her spyware ridden body from my property and vaulted her over the rail into the garbage bin. I swear, AI really isn't going to get anywhere when it lacks this much common sense.